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272632  Kaviri: Thank goodness they told us the original show Rainn was in, how else would we have known?

272630  sparename: Fuck your Roadkill Recipes, we have a Birdstrike Buffet Bar

272611  SuedeOxford: This road was renamed because they got tired of tourists goofing around. One can still go to Shepshed to visit Butthole Lane, though.

272621  Seven Eight Nine: Call my lawyer, I'm about to get paid.

272493  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety I've never seen a US hundred dollar bill with the number on the side like that and so I didn't think it was (all) USD.

272630  ignatz: Lightly overkilled on both sides please..

272630  SuedeOxford: Arby's freaked out when he made the RB211Burger, so he had to make the PW2000Burger instead.

272639  nanananana: You shouldn't bring prose to a poetry fight

272639  violentwrath: Force them into a sonnet-format. No one can escape.

272639  maura: Gonna punch you in the face, you big disgrace, gonna smear your face all over the place.

272639  Slickbrew: Use the element of surprose.

272539  Spazstatic: Purple.

272636  Knice: Nope.

272638  dorian: If only Siri remembered previous questions and answers to contextualise future answers.

272626  hajjpodge: @Prostata Well that's no good. I like to take jabs at furries and other internet fandoms but transphobia is absolutely unacceptable.

272626  Side Boob: Stay weird, Portland!

272540  a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272619  hajjpodge: There are only enough loops for one of us, brother.

272626  Prostata: the article in question is thinly veiled transphobia published in 2016 around the time the "bathroom bills" were being debated. so lets just not go there.

272600  hajjpodge: Fisto: "Assume the position."

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Score:
360
 
 Warrax: Sick grains, sno.
 scribbs: When you work out so hard you can't bend your arms.
 WTF: Never skip log day.
 Dresdenkeogh: Do yule even lift, bro?
 Knice: #Do you wanna build a swolemaaan?#
Image 152171   12-24-16   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
268
 
 deeeeeeeez: @scribbs You're correct. Clues include Melmac, eating cats, and cucumber microphones.
 scribbs: Ah, I recognize this as a certain part of popular culture I don't recognize. Unless I'm wrong.
Image 152170   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
383
 
 Skaalar: "Only had one koolaid ofisher!"
 Lestrange: 'Then they tried to take my side arm so I opened fire on them'.
 AdaMan: Fast forward 15 years and its not as fun as it sounds
 Jennerator: For a slingshot and some baseball cards I can make this go away
 deeeeeeeez: *SMASH* "Git your tail light fixed."
 KnowLifer: They all look happy...
 scribbs: "Just finished 'On the Road,' officer. We're going to Mexico City."
Image 152169   12-24-16   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
1045
 
 Peach: My soul digs this.
 ThatGuy: @Mr. Shine I've done the math before at my old restaurant. If we paid the staff equally, food menu prices would go up 98 cents. Not spreading it over to the bar menu (where the real mark up is)
 Beef Supreme: I drink water at restaurants so I can tip generously. Three bucks for a soda? Eat a pallet of dicks, restaurant industry!
 Mr. Shine: *puts glass on table* "Your $40 Diet Coke, ma'am."
 scribbs: I must be feeling contrary this morning because I want to comment that this is silly or stupid or that tipping is super-great or whatever...when really I just want to drink my coffee and have no stress. I'm glad these people are putting their money where their mouths are, and that they're doing something that treats all their employees fairly, and not something that makes the world worse. More coffee for me, please :-)
 jochenau: Someone put a RAD sticker on this restaurant.
Image 152168   12-24-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
258
 
 tib gubb: i'm uncomfortable
 Cami: Wankerchief.
 sparename: Jamy's most recent work entitled "An Homage to One-Handed Surfing" realised in Hycote on Weathered Concrete
 scribbs: Jamy: top dog of the sexyweb.
Image 152167   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
307
 
 hajjpodge: "And I'm just saying, the guy killed 10 guys in jail in a 2 minute window."
 Higdec: "Money Fight!!!"
 scribbs: Great day for a police raid!
 mexican: Someone toss a zippo on that shit
 Mr. Shine: It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
 Teechur: I wish my mansion had an empty room where I could store all of my bundles of money.
 mrdiron: it's not actually real money, it's "fun" meme money with rageface on the $100 bill.
 sparename: Someone going for the Ol' Scrooge McDuck furniture styley but I see no clean bill of health
Image 152166   12-24-16   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
785
 
 Mitchell: @scribbs Aww, go log!
 Jennerator: I never realized how much Neptune looks like Quasimodo
 scribbs: The real problem is finding a house big enough to hang them at proportional distances from each other.
 Butcherboy: Thats no moon!
 Teechur: I would resurrect my cross stitch skills from my youth to make these for my kids! "Daddy? Will you show me how to make one, t.." "NO! My hobby! Get your own!"
 Frank herbert: I cant even say anything sarcastic. Thats some pretty cool crossstitch
Image 152165   12-24-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
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 Bro Bro: Its a joke @Teechur
 Jennerator: His finishing move is tricking villains into stepping on him
 Teechur: Put a LEGO (tm) head with glasses on him and he'd look just like Clark Kent!
 Frank herbert: Very meta. Batmans inside all of us.
Image 152164   12-24-16   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
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 Frank herbert: Where is her beard. Keep looking
 ClockworkJackalope: SHE IS THR ONE WHO WAS FORTOLD!
Image 152163   12-24-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: Ugh. No more minions
 Whatever: Now for the final - can you make viagra?
Image 152162   12-24-16   Uploaded by    RzK
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