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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
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Score:
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 hajjpodge: "And I'm just saying, the guy killed 10 guys in jail in a 2 minute window."
 Higdec: "Money Fight!!!"
 scribbs: Great day for a police raid!
 mexican: Someone toss a zippo on that shit
 Mr. Shine: It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.
 Teechur: I wish my mansion had an empty room where I could store all of my bundles of money.
 mrdiron: it's not actually real money, it's "fun" meme money with rageface on the $100 bill.
 sparename: Someone going for the Ol' Scrooge McDuck furniture styley but I see no clean bill of health
Image 152166   12-24-16   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
785
 
 Mitchell: @scribbs Aww, go log!
 Jennerator: I never realized how much Neptune looks like Quasimodo
 scribbs: The real problem is finding a house big enough to hang them at proportional distances from each other.
 Butcherboy: Thats no moon!
 Teechur: I would resurrect my cross stitch skills from my youth to make these for my kids! "Daddy? Will you show me how to make one, t.." "NO! My hobby! Get your own!"
 Frank herbert: I cant even say anything sarcastic. Thats some pretty cool crossstitch
Image 152165   12-24-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
518
 
 Bro Bro: Its a joke @Teechur
 Jennerator: His finishing move is tricking villains into stepping on him
 Teechur: Put a LEGO (tm) head with glasses on him and he'd look just like Clark Kent!
 Frank herbert: Very meta. Batmans inside all of us.
Image 152164   12-24-16   Uploaded by    happier
Score:
404
 
 Frank herbert: Where is her beard. Keep looking
 ClockworkJackalope: SHE IS THR ONE WHO WAS FORTOLD!
Image 152163   12-24-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: Ugh. No more minions
 Whatever: Now for the final - can you make viagra?
Image 152162   12-24-16   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
402
 
 Jennerator: My goal was to paint the computer screen
 scribbs: @Borkf I'm little Johnny Frostbite moving around/Freezin' you up freezing you down/Like an icicle/Comin' in your tent like a cold night scissor bite/Arctic death/Infinite night!
 Borkf: @sparename When polar bears hunt, they cover their nice with their paw so to improve their camouflage.
 sparename: "I have BECOME the polar bear with a white nose and his eyes closed, shovelling whipped-cream at the north pole in a blizzard"
Image 152161   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
411
 
 redmonkey3: @Dan Tagonistic - that's exactly what your chemtrails financed big pharma conspiracy science WOULD say!
 sparename: @funny in the wall Cue some Alanis puns??
 Amy Housewine: @funny in the wall I was actually just about to point that out. Ionic. Yes. Totally what you said. *Cough*
 funny in the wall: is no one going to point out that they've drawn a covalent bond and really it's ionic?
 Jennerator: It's the snail Manhattan Project
 SunWukong: @twenty4. Unusual and Rad. Thankyou.
 Teechur: @mrdiron @AdaMan Say what you will. I will just continue to stare at it for a while. You don't see much of this on the Spaceship.
 AdaMan: @mrdiron Fair enough, but to his defence its really hard to represent a cloud of subatomic particle with teleporty bits on it on a piece of paper no matter how you slice it
 Frank herbert: Great for slugs!!
 Whatever: Tasty together, toxic apart.
 mrdiron: Don't know how I feel about the Bohr model.
 Lestrange: Hmmmm fish n chips
 Dan Tagonistic: And this Anti-Vaxxers, is why your chip supper doesn't explode in a cloud of poisonous gas
 LaeMi: SCIENCE!! Put it on your chips!
Image 152160   12-24-16   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
610
 
 Warrax: @scribbs I just keep in mind the fact that the one true canon of vampire lore, the source of the whole myth, is tuberculosis. It's all about dying of tuberculosis.
 scribbs: While this is Rad and adorable, I am continually annoyed with people who try to inject love and sex into Dracula's motivations. After reading King's "Danse Macabre," I re-read "Dracula" looking specifically for love/sex. It just ain't there. Even King's best example of sexual metaphor if flaccid at best.
 Teechur: It's amazing that I'm married. This reminds me of how awkwardly I used to flirt.
 Frank herbert: Whatever. Let me kiss your neck.
Image 152159   12-24-16   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
478
 
 Jennerator: I'm #3 at 6am
 annterland: It's your punishment for cutting off Theon's wiener.
 jazzjunkie: Art school: not even once.
Image 152158   12-24-16   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
669
 
 scribbs: @Frank herbert Fay xes.
 Frank herbert: @SomeCanadian thats his sexy pose.
Image 152157   12-24-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
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