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192873  Bu7Z: Hahahahahahahaha

192877  Nopetology: Impressive- the subwoofer really puts this over the top!

192864  Jabberwikket: Ents on tha move !

192868  Ulillillia: Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating

192871  Ulillillia: ACAB isn't anywhere, ACAB doesn't really care

192870  funny in the wall: Where's the rest of ya?

192838  Bitcoin Burglar: staaaaaaption

192852  Wet farts: @apoxia our bills may not be made of plastic (yet) but they are made of a very durable paper (pretty sure there's denim in it) that can be washed and ironed. I've gotten bored and done it.

192871  Minnesotan: ACAB

192871  Wet farts: I always rad for good cops

192872  tib gubb: weird!

192867  Nopetology: That's a great idea- time to crush some ice! Mine won't be quite this colorful, but it'll be a lot more flammable..

192843  Jabberwikket: Quick scrolling and I read it as thpppl

192869  A duck: Well, somebody sure fucked up.

192870  A duck: Hair.

192857  VoR: Hiiman?

192858  Amy Housewine: "I always like to start in the middle column."

192868  VoR: At the edge. Not on the edge.

192869  Amy Housewine: 31: Please place at edge of sink.

192868  Eleftheros: Why. Is that. Switcherinoed.

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192733 Ronick: The emblem for the institute of shoving a finger up a bunghole is a figet spinner

192698 Hosebag: OK you guys are going to have to better than just creamed corn, or Kenny's family is going to have a very corny Christmas.

192753 Peter Pantsless: I have an older cat and sometimes my brother brings his kitten over, and they HATE each other. Actually, the kitten wants to be friends real bad but my cat is all "Hell no" and swats at her without getting up whenever she gets close

192627 copunter: first our duckies, then our jobs

192777 hajjpodge: Renamed to "Some Worries"

192647 Cami: *massages temples*

192649 Cami: A new twist on the classic spite gift

192709 WaffleIron: @funny in the wall more light reading! Also you get plus.

192662 Greifer: Baba Yagas guest house

192775 Jabberwikket: @Ihminen, single band (or 2 to 3with opening acts) are a great deal different than a full festival



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Score:
478
 
 Jennerator: I'm #3 at 6am
 annterland: It's your punishment for cutting off Theon's wiener.
 jazzjunkie: Art school: not even once.
Image 152158   12-24-16   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
669
 
 scribbs: @Frank herbert Fay xes.
 Frank herbert: @SomeCanadian thats his sexy pose.
 SomeCanadian: Jaunty AF.
Image 152157   12-24-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
403
 
 Teechur: @scribbs I come home that way sometimes. Certainly not all that gracefully.....
 sparename: "Step 4 :- Familiarise your offerings-to-be with the Altar and its surroundings..."
 scribbs: @Teechur Hoomans are so dumb that they can't even figure out how to use all four legs for walking.
 Teechur: Ok, now it's MY turn to be dinner. You be the stoopid hooman with thumbs and no horns.
 Lestrange: Ba'al invites you to his picnic
Image 152156   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
434
 
 Warrax: Tip 5: Start a business empire with your twin sister, then get sued for abusing unpaid interns.
 Nwcorset: Tip #4 Date a Frenchman old enough to be your father.
 Zampano: How to be cool: Step one: wether or not your actually gonna learn to play guitar, if you take selfies with said guitar it should probably have some strings . . .
 Jennerator: Tip#3: Awkwardly hold an instrument you can't play
 scribbs: Tip #2: Stripey-zipper shirts.
 Lestrange: Impossible standard of beauty for women.
 whiplash: Tip #1: Don't do drugs! Or be around people who do!
Image 152155   12-24-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
447
 
 scribbs: @jochenau "I began with the set having a cardinal number of nine..."
 jochenau: I'm not sure what kind of answer they want on these questions. "I chose a number from the box. I added 1 to it. I am now telling you how I solved it. Also, I'm pretty sure that 'tell how you solved' is two objects short of being a complete sentence."
 Lestrange: Smash the patriarchy
 Fancy Clown: Common core?
Image 152154   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
469
 
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - sold for stupid money ? I can't even bear to read the stupidity of art speculation anymore
 scribbs: "Solve this maze and you get to ride Splash Mountain."
 Teechur: "Sharpie on Post-Its" Nice, Watkins. You're fired for wasting office supplies.
 El hefe: These sun dials are broken
 jochenau: Sally Applebaum. "Power Lines", 2012. Pretense on canvas.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
Image 152153   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
246
 
 KingTrebek: Moco means snot in Spanish
 scribbs: El Moco is going to get hemorrhoids if he doesn't change his ways.
 Lestrange: Sorry Tencha, I'll just go.
 whiplash: What did I ever do to you, El Moco?
Image 152152   12-24-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
350
 
 Jennerator: She said Beetlejuice a fourth time
 Frank herbert: Whats up with the strane art today
 Borkf: @LaeMi Same
 jochenau: I don't recall seeing this episode of Rugrats.
 addend: @LaeMi (Starts leaving bits of food on kitchen floor each night.)
 LaeMi: Did you know that if cockroaches are hungry enough they will nibble live flesh of your extremities?
Image 152151   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
250
 
 itskando: Comes with match?
 Warrax: For the pants-averse among us.
 Prostata: I'm wearing one right now!
 Jennerator: Looks like a glove for the Fonz
 Cami: @scribbs If it does its job then it won't need to. It's more for showers than growers. In the cold a grower's willy will shrink until it looks like a button on a fir coat; no warmer necessary.
 Cami: @Frank herbert YES. The way it works is when your partner sees it they can't stop giggling so intercourse never occurs.
 Cami: If you think missing a pin on a new shirt is bad...
 scribbs: I hope it shrinks in cold weather.
 Teechur: 3/10 Effective, but I wouldn't order the wool one again.
 Frank herbert: Can i use it as contraceptive?
 Whatever: Remove strap before using.
 whiplash: Doubles as a cold-weather "We're #1" glove.
 addend: One size fits some.
 addend: Makes a great stocking stuffer.
Image 152150   12-24-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
574
 
 ClockworkJackalope: No time to explain! Get in the couch
 jochenau: By what sorcery do you have a potted plant and an intact couch in the same house as two cats?
 SomeCanadian: Clean your couch. It's growing kitties.
 Lestrange: We'll there goes the security deposit
 Amy Housewine: SURPRIEZ
 annterland: Uhhh...you got some extra floof poking out...right...there...
Image 152149   12-24-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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