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243321  Teechur: And then it puts the lotion on the cat.

243319  FabricMan: @barfolomew ...with nailpolish

243320  FabricMan: I want to believe

243322  Teechur: Is...everyone...leaning?

243322  Robespierre: Oh! I just noticed ... they had their class portrait taken at the Mystery Spot!

243322  FabricMan: These kids coulda had a V8

243317  VoR: Had me at too many cups

243325  Robespierre: "How to Tell If You Have Dropped Hallucinogenics" is a great WikiHow

243326  Robespierre: Snack time!

243322  VoR: ...not that I knew it then

243327  Robespierre: CAN'T YOU EVEN KNOCK FIRST? Jeeez...

243322  VoR: I was about to be born

243322  Robespierre: 80s kid fashion was totally 80s

243198  Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243318  Robespierre: The moral of this panel is: Don't cry for them, regardless of what happens.

243253  VoR: @Dr Awkward I was fueling the car with diesel and everything just seemed right. Time seemed to slow. Lighting was like in the picture. I think I had a moment of hapiness. .then I saw the bill..lol

243316  Robespierre: "A change is in the air, hoomin. Wha hoppen next?"

243317  Robespierre: Bottom row, second from left is Today's Weirdo Item

243320  Robespierre: "I'm just a'driftin' an' driftin'..."

243321  Robespierre: FREE CANDY TOO

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243198 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243140 glenalec: It's 3am and my neighbor is taking photos in my window again.

243213 Yurishiro: I pooped these

243143 Colty Brumb: hahahahahahahaha

243081 Yurishiro: "I swear, her cans were this big! I am in this erect position since then."

243238 sparename: Where's Cleveland?

243173 Joseph: My life is pretty good after all.

243220 funny in the wall: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like

243118 sparename: @sergeant to show how long ago this was, I think the 'dream' car in question was a MKII Escort RS1800

243216 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?



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Score:
478
 
 Jennerator: I'm #3 at 6am
 annterland: It's your punishment for cutting off Theon's wiener.
 jazzjunkie: Art school: not even once.
Image 152158   12-24-16   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Score:
669
 
 scribbs: @Frank herbert Fay xes.
 Frank herbert: @SomeCanadian thats his sexy pose.
Image 152157   12-24-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
403
 
 Teechur: @scribbs I come home that way sometimes. Certainly not all that gracefully.....
 sparename: "Step 4 :- Familiarise your offerings-to-be with the Altar and its surroundings..."
 scribbs: @Teechur Hoomans are so dumb that they can't even figure out how to use all four legs for walking.
 Teechur: Ok, now it's MY turn to be dinner. You be the stoopid hooman with thumbs and no horns.
 Lestrange: Ba'al invites you to his picnic
Image 152156   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
434
 
 Warrax: Tip 5: Start a business empire with your twin sister, then get sued for abusing unpaid interns.
 Nwcorset: Tip #4 Date a Frenchman old enough to be your father.
 Zampano: How to be cool: Step one: wether or not your actually gonna learn to play guitar, if you take selfies with said guitar it should probably have some strings . . .
 Jennerator: Tip#3: Awkwardly hold an instrument you can't play
 scribbs: Tip #2: Stripey-zipper shirts.
 Lestrange: Impossible standard of beauty for women.
 whiplash: Tip #1: Don't do drugs! Or be around people who do!
Image 152155   12-24-16   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
447
 
 scribbs: @jochenau "I began with the set having a cardinal number of nine..."
 jochenau: I'm not sure what kind of answer they want on these questions. "I chose a number from the box. I added 1 to it. I am now telling you how I solved it. Also, I'm pretty sure that 'tell how you solved' is two objects short of being a complete sentence."
 Lestrange: Smash the patriarchy
 Fancy Clown: Common core?
Image 152154   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
469
 
 redmonkey3: @jochenau - sold for stupid money ? I can't even bear to read the stupidity of art speculation anymore
 scribbs: "Solve this maze and you get to ride Splash Mountain."
 Teechur: "Sharpie on Post-Its" Nice, Watkins. You're fired for wasting office supplies.
 El hefe: These sun dials are broken
 jochenau: Sally Applebaum. "Power Lines", 2012. Pretense on canvas.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
Image 152153   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
246
 
 KingTrebek: Moco means snot in Spanish
 scribbs: El Moco is going to get hemorrhoids if he doesn't change his ways.
 Lestrange: Sorry Tencha, I'll just go.
 whiplash: What did I ever do to you, El Moco?
Image 152152   12-24-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
350
 
 Jennerator: She said Beetlejuice a fourth time
 Frank herbert: Whats up with the strane art today
 Borkf: @LaeMi Same
 jochenau: I don't recall seeing this episode of Rugrats.
 addend: @LaeMi (Starts leaving bits of food on kitchen floor each night.)
 LaeMi: Did you know that if cockroaches are hungry enough they will nibble live flesh of your extremities?
Image 152151   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
250
 
 itskando: Comes with match?
 Warrax: For the pants-averse among us.
 Prostata: I'm wearing one right now!
 Jennerator: Looks like a glove for the Fonz
 Cami: @scribbs If it does its job then it won't need to. It's more for showers than growers. In the cold a grower's willy will shrink until it looks like a button on a fir coat; no warmer necessary.
 Cami: @Frank herbert YES. The way it works is when your partner sees it they can't stop giggling so intercourse never occurs.
 Cami: If you think missing a pin on a new shirt is bad...
 scribbs: I hope it shrinks in cold weather.
 Teechur: 3/10 Effective, but I wouldn't order the wool one again.
 Frank herbert: Can i use it as contraceptive?
 Whatever: Remove strap before using.
 whiplash: Doubles as a cold-weather "We're #1" glove.
 addend: One size fits some.
 addend: Makes a great stocking stuffer.
Image 152150   12-24-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
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 ClockworkJackalope: No time to explain! Get in the couch
 jochenau: By what sorcery do you have a potted plant and an intact couch in the same house as two cats?
 SomeCanadian: Clean your couch. It's growing kitties.
 Lestrange: We'll there goes the security deposit
 Amy Housewine: SURPRIEZ
 annterland: Uhhh...you got some extra floof poking out...right...there...
Image 152149   12-24-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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