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268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

268114  MrBoffo: Eggland's Best

268003  SuedeOxford: His ancestors made peace with the Trackhawk tribe

268116  Side Boob: One ringy dingy...

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
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7. wolfpk
8. Dr Awkward
9. WTF
10. Felicity



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267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
Side Boob uploaded 267940 (816 points)
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Mord Tingies uploaded 267949 (806 points)
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 3. fanny: 4232 points
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 5. Gomi Day: 3075 points
 6. toad: 2416 points
 7. time is wastin: 2240 points
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 9. Stoner: 1650 points
10. dangerkeith3000: 1639 points
11. withak: 1603 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
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14. greg: 1543 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 redmonkey3: @jochenau - sold for stupid money ? I can't even bear to read the stupidity of art speculation anymore
 scribbs: "Solve this maze and you get to ride Splash Mountain."
 Teechur: "Sharpie on Post-Its" Nice, Watkins. You're fired for wasting office supplies.
 El hefe: These sun dials are broken
 jochenau: Sally Applebaum. "Power Lines", 2012. Pretense on canvas.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
Image 152153   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
246
 
 KingTrebek: Moco means snot in Spanish
 scribbs: El Moco is going to get hemorrhoids if he doesn't change his ways.
 Lestrange: Sorry Tencha, I'll just go.
 whiplash: What did I ever do to you, El Moco?
Image 152152   12-24-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
350
 
 Frank herbert: Whats up with the strane art today
 Borkf: @LaeMi Same
 jochenau: I don't recall seeing this episode of Rugrats.
 fridaynight: @LaeMi (Starts leaving bits of food on kitchen floor each night.)
 LaeMi: Did you know that if cockroaches are hungry enough they will nibble live flesh of your extremities?
Image 152151   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
250
 
 itskando: Comes with match?
 Warrax: For the pants-averse among us.
 Prostata: I'm wearing one right now!
 Jennerator: Looks like a glove for the Fonz
 Cami: @scribbs If it does its job then it won't need to. It's more for showers than growers. In the cold a grower's willy will shrink until it looks like a button on a fir coat; no warmer necessary.
 Cami: @Frank herbert YES. The way it works is when your partner sees it they can't stop giggling so intercourse never occurs.
 Cami: If you think missing a pin on a new shirt is bad...
 scribbs: I hope it shrinks in cold weather.
 Teechur: 3/10 Effective, but I wouldn't order the wool one again.
 Frank herbert: Can i use it as contraceptive?
 Whatever: Remove strap before using.
 whiplash: Doubles as a cold-weather "We're #1" glove.
 FunkyDrunk: One size fits some.
 communist: Makes a great stocking stuffer.
Image 152150   12-24-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
574
 
 ClockworkJackalope: No time to explain! Get in the couch
 jochenau: By what sorcery do you have a potted plant and an intact couch in the same house as two cats?
 SomeCanadian: Clean your couch. It's growing kitties.
 Lestrange: We'll there goes the security deposit
 Amy Housewine: SURPRIEZ
 annterland: Uhhh...you got some extra floof poking out...right...there...
Image 152149   12-24-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
270
 
 scribbs: Festive AF.
Image 152148   12-24-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
876
 
 Teechur: God to Mrs.God: "This? Well, I tried to make a bird, but I ran out of wings. I did use up all of the rest of my spare parts, though. Want to see the platypus I made?"
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie given sufficient time there will be a kiwi who learns to stab cats through the eyeball.
 jochenau: My second favorite animal, after platypus!
 i peed a lil: Is it ripe yet?
 Amy Housewine: Flooferburd
 jazzjunkie: The kiwi: a noble creature, whose defense mechanism to predators is to "just wait and see where this is going."
Image 152147   12-24-16   Uploaded by    psyops
Image 152146 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

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Score:
582
 
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 Jennerator: Groverhaus Year Two
 Bob: I didn't know Ikea made stairs.
 Mr. Shine: What was that made out of? Iced gingerbread and fondant?
 fanny: take the stairs they say. it's good for your heal...OH SWEET JESUS WHY AM I COVERED IN BLOOD!!
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron and tomb raider
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron prince of persia
 ClockworkJackalope: Well that's a shitty day
 mrdiron: Ooh! Uncharted trained me for this exact situation!
 SomeCanadian: CAUTION: Yo mama joke in progress.
 whiplash: Someone didn't read the weight-limit sign.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
 tib gubb: fuck's sake.
 annterland: Oops
 athiest: They knew they were meant to reach the floor.
Image 152145   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
311
 
 Snix: I did fucking both, come at me
 scribbs: I remember when mom made us play outside, but I wanted to be inside and wait for "The Monkeys" to come on. When we came in, I had missed the show. I was sooooooooo angry.
 Lestrange: Grandpahood is my next milestone and when I get there you can bet I'll teach em to achieve a happy balance between the two.
 tib gubb: hooray for dehumanization
 Fancy Clown: Diabetes and osteoporosis here I come!
 ThatGuy: Eh, to each their own.
Image 152144   12-24-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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