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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.



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 redmonkey3: @jochenau - sold for stupid money ? I can't even bear to read the stupidity of art speculation anymore
 scribbs: "Solve this maze and you get to ride Splash Mountain."
 Teechur: "Sharpie on Post-Its" Nice, Watkins. You're fired for wasting office supplies.
 El hefe: These sun dials are broken
 jochenau: Sally Applebaum. "Power Lines", 2012. Pretense on canvas.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
Image 152153   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
246
 
 KingTrebek: Moco means snot in Spanish
 scribbs: El Moco is going to get hemorrhoids if he doesn't change his ways.
 Lestrange: Sorry Tencha, I'll just go.
 whiplash: What did I ever do to you, El Moco?
Image 152152   12-24-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
350
 
 Jennerator: She said Beetlejuice a fourth time
 Frank herbert: Whats up with the strane art today
 Borkf: @LaeMi Same
 jochenau: I don't recall seeing this episode of Rugrats.
 addend: @LaeMi (Starts leaving bits of food on kitchen floor each night.)
 LaeMi: Did you know that if cockroaches are hungry enough they will nibble live flesh of your extremities?
Image 152151   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
250
 
 itskando: Comes with match?
 Warrax: For the pants-averse among us.
 Prostata: I'm wearing one right now!
 Jennerator: Looks like a glove for the Fonz
 Cami: @scribbs If it does its job then it won't need to. It's more for showers than growers. In the cold a grower's willy will shrink until it looks like a button on a fir coat; no warmer necessary.
 Cami: @Frank herbert YES. The way it works is when your partner sees it they can't stop giggling so intercourse never occurs.
 Cami: If you think missing a pin on a new shirt is bad...
 scribbs: I hope it shrinks in cold weather.
 Teechur: 3/10 Effective, but I wouldn't order the wool one again.
 Frank herbert: Can i use it as contraceptive?
 Whatever: Remove strap before using.
 whiplash: Doubles as a cold-weather "We're #1" glove.
 addend: One size fits some.
 addend: Makes a great stocking stuffer.
Image 152150   12-24-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
574
 
 ClockworkJackalope: No time to explain! Get in the couch
 jochenau: By what sorcery do you have a potted plant and an intact couch in the same house as two cats?
 SomeCanadian: Clean your couch. It's growing kitties.
 Lestrange: We'll there goes the security deposit
 Amy Housewine: SURPRIEZ
 annterland: Uhhh...you got some extra floof poking out...right...there...
Image 152149   12-24-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
270
 
 scribbs: Festive AF.
Image 152148   12-24-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
876
 
 Teechur: God to Mrs.God: "This? Well, I tried to make a bird, but I ran out of wings. I did use up all of the rest of my spare parts, though. Want to see the platypus I made?"
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie given sufficient time there will be a kiwi who learns to stab cats through the eyeball.
 jochenau: My second favorite animal, after platypus!
 addend: Is it ripe yet?
 Amy Housewine: Flooferburd
 jazzjunkie: The kiwi: a noble creature, whose defense mechanism to predators is to "just wait and see where this is going."
Image 152147   12-24-16   Uploaded by    psyops
Image 152146 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mern Trulbo. We'll pray for you, Mern Trulbo.
Score:
582
 
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 ch: art is annoying
 Jennerator: Groverhaus Year Two
 Bob: I didn't know Ikea made stairs.
 Mr. Shine: What was that made out of? Iced gingerbread and fondant?
 fanny: take the stairs they say. it's good for your heal...OH SWEET JESUS WHY AM I COVERED IN BLOOD!!
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron and tomb raider
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron prince of persia
 ClockworkJackalope: Well that's a shitty day
 mrdiron: Ooh! Uncharted trained me for this exact situation!
 SomeCanadian: CAUTION: Yo mama joke in progress.
 whiplash: Someone didn't read the weight-limit sign.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
 tib gubb: fuck's sake.
 annterland: Oops
 addend: They knew they were meant to reach the floor.
Image 152145   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
311
 
 Snix: I did fucking both, come at me
 scribbs: I remember when mom made us play outside, but I wanted to be inside and wait for "The Monkeys" to come on. When we came in, I had missed the show. I was sooooooooo angry.
 Lestrange: Grandpahood is my next milestone and when I get there you can bet I'll teach em to achieve a happy balance between the two.
 tib gubb: hooray for dehumanization
 Fancy Clown: Diabetes and osteoporosis here I come!
 ThatGuy: Eh, to each their own.
Image 152144   12-24-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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