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257753  Sadbot: You are like baby, try 20 years ago

257759  piratepom: Ah shit. The entrance to Diagon Alley broke again.

257749  jochenau: Cookies are a problem, but they're not really the main problem in this case...

257751  charlemagne: you want more? but you don't understand stand the concept of birthdays, this is costing me too much

257759  SurfNTurf: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow



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 redmonkey3: @jochenau - sold for stupid money ? I can't even bear to read the stupidity of art speculation anymore
 scribbs: "Solve this maze and you get to ride Splash Mountain."
 Teechur: "Sharpie on Post-Its" Nice, Watkins. You're fired for wasting office supplies.
 El hefe: These sun dials are broken
 jochenau: Sally Applebaum. "Power Lines", 2012. Pretense on canvas.
 jazzjunkie: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
Image 152153   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Borb Prembus
Score:
246
 
 KingTrebek: Moco means snot in Spanish
 scribbs: El Moco is going to get hemorrhoids if he doesn't change his ways.
 Lestrange: Sorry Tencha, I'll just go.
 whiplash: What did I ever do to you, El Moco?
Image 152152   12-24-16   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
350
 
 Jennerator: She said Beetlejuice a fourth time
 Frank herbert: Whats up with the strane art today
 Borkf: @LaeMi Same
 jochenau: I don't recall seeing this episode of Rugrats.
 addend: @LaeMi (Starts leaving bits of food on kitchen floor each night.)
 LaeMi: Did you know that if cockroaches are hungry enough they will nibble live flesh of your extremities?
Image 152151   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Osiris
Score:
250
 
 itskando: Comes with match?
 Warrax: For the pants-averse among us.
 Prostata: I'm wearing one right now!
 Jennerator: Looks like a glove for the Fonz
 Cami: @scribbs If it does its job then it won't need to. It's more for showers than growers. In the cold a grower's willy will shrink until it looks like a button on a fir coat; no warmer necessary.
 Cami: @Frank herbert YES. The way it works is when your partner sees it they can't stop giggling so intercourse never occurs.
 Cami: If you think missing a pin on a new shirt is bad...
 scribbs: I hope it shrinks in cold weather.
 Teechur: 3/10 Effective, but I wouldn't order the wool one again.
 Frank herbert: Can i use it as contraceptive?
 Whatever: Remove strap before using.
 whiplash: Doubles as a cold-weather "We're #1" glove.
 addend: One size fits some.
 addend: Makes a great stocking stuffer.
Image 152150   12-24-16   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
574
 
 ClockworkJackalope: No time to explain! Get in the couch
 jochenau: By what sorcery do you have a potted plant and an intact couch in the same house as two cats?
 SomeCanadian: Clean your couch. It's growing kitties.
 Lestrange: We'll there goes the security deposit
 Amy Housewine: SURPRIEZ
 annterland: Uhhh...you got some extra floof poking out...right...there...
Image 152149   12-24-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
270
 
 scribbs: Festive AF.
Image 152148   12-24-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
876
 
 Teechur: God to Mrs.God: "This? Well, I tried to make a bird, but I ran out of wings. I did use up all of the rest of my spare parts, though. Want to see the platypus I made?"
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie given sufficient time there will be a kiwi who learns to stab cats through the eyeball.
 jochenau: My second favorite animal, after platypus!
 addend: Is it ripe yet?
 Amy Housewine: Flooferburd
 jazzjunkie: The kiwi: a noble creature, whose defense mechanism to predators is to "just wait and see where this is going."
Image 152147   12-24-16   Uploaded by    psyops
Image 152146 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

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Score:
582
 
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 Jennerator: Groverhaus Year Two
 Bob: I didn't know Ikea made stairs.
 Mr. Shine: What was that made out of? Iced gingerbread and fondant?
 fanny: take the stairs they say. it's good for your heal...OH SWEET JESUS WHY AM I COVERED IN BLOOD!!
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron and tomb raider
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron prince of persia
 ClockworkJackalope: Well that's a shitty day
 mrdiron: Ooh! Uncharted trained me for this exact situation!
 SomeCanadian: CAUTION: Yo mama joke in progress.
 whiplash: Someone didn't read the weight-limit sign.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
 tib gubb: fuck's sake.
 annterland: Oops
 addend: They knew they were meant to reach the floor.
Image 152145   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
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 Snix: I did fucking both, come at me
 scribbs: I remember when mom made us play outside, but I wanted to be inside and wait for "The Monkeys" to come on. When we came in, I had missed the show. I was sooooooooo angry.
 Lestrange: Grandpahood is my next milestone and when I get there you can bet I'll teach em to achieve a happy balance between the two.
 tib gubb: hooray for dehumanization
 Fancy Clown: Diabetes and osteoporosis here I come!
 ThatGuy: Eh, to each their own.
Image 152144   12-24-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
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