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192452  Jennerator: Kill all humans while consuming all donuts

192408  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - if you're brave enough

192454  Jennerator: Planting a dogwood

192411  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - i badly want to know also; google search useless: AGGRONAUTS!... got anything ?

192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

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192280 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192311 Robespierre: An Ernie Bushmiller classic, yes, but I'd rather see his Aunt Fritzi Ritz.

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.



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Score:
876
 
 Teechur: God to Mrs.God: "This? Well, I tried to make a bird, but I ran out of wings. I did use up all of the rest of my spare parts, though. Want to see the platypus I made?"
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie given sufficient time there will be a kiwi who learns to stab cats through the eyeball.
 jochenau: My second favorite animal, after platypus!
 addend: Is it ripe yet?
 Amy Housewine: Flooferburd
 jazzjunkie: The kiwi: a noble creature, whose defense mechanism to predators is to "just wait and see where this is going."
Image 152147   12-24-16   Uploaded by    psyops
Image 152146 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mern Trulbo. Your image was bad, Mern Trulbo.
Score:
582
 
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 Druman9991: Someones mom just tried to walk up the stairs
 ch: art is annoying
 Jennerator: Groverhaus Year Two
 Bob: I didn't know Ikea made stairs.
 Mr. Shine: What was that made out of? Iced gingerbread and fondant?
 fanny: take the stairs they say. it's good for your heal...OH SWEET JESUS WHY AM I COVERED IN BLOOD!!
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron and tomb raider
 Frank herbert: @mrdiron prince of persia
 ClockworkJackalope: Well that's a shitty day
 mrdiron: Ooh! Uncharted trained me for this exact situation!
 SomeCanadian: CAUTION: Yo mama joke in progress.
 whiplash: Someone didn't read the weight-limit sign.
 SunWukong: Instructions unclear; fell down stairs and awarded honorary degree in fine arts.
 tib gubb: fuck's sake.
 annterland: Oops
 addend: They knew they were meant to reach the floor.
Image 152145   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
311
 
 Snix: I did fucking both, come at me
 scribbs: I remember when mom made us play outside, but I wanted to be inside and wait for "The Monkeys" to come on. When we came in, I had missed the show. I was sooooooooo angry.
 Lestrange: Grandpahood is my next milestone and when I get there you can bet I'll teach em to achieve a happy balance between the two.
 tib gubb: hooray for dehumanization
 Fancy Clown: Diabetes and osteoporosis here I come!
 ThatGuy: Eh, to each their own.
Image 152144   12-24-16   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
489
 
 Frank herbert: @Cami nope. Basing my assumption on the terror in her eyes. Note. Shes looking at the mermen. Not the volcano. Im sure if we wait 2 minutes well know
 Prostata: bawm chika bawm bawm...
 KingTrebek: What is this movie called? I think I saw some years ago...
 Jotun: Drowners!
 Cami: @Frank herbert Maybe they're coming to help her. Is it because they're black mermen you assume the worst?
 Frank herbert: With the impending doom of the vocano, being gang raped by mermen doesnt seem so bad in comparison
 Lestrange: Gorok the barbarian and the fish men
 Whatever: Just another day in the DC swamp in 2018...
 sparename: "GIVE US THE PIZZA, LADY"
 SomeCanadian: Urgh. More Drowners. These guys are the worst.
 tib gubb: kick like you've never kicked before.
 ThatGuy: Pounded in thw swamp monster by my own swamp monster
 a robot: @LaeMi YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
 Air Biscuit: Just when you thought it was safe to come up for air... "The fart that killed everyone 5: fartcano"
 LaeMi: Is that the White House down there?
Image 152143   12-24-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
371
 
 Zampano: Dry? Ew! I like my toast to have a smart ass grin AND butter.
 mrdiron: I'm the bread on the left.
 whiplash: Happy Princess Leia Toast!
 Amy Housewine: HYUCK
 addend: LOL, gluten and carbs.
 Air Biscuit: Who you gonna call? Toast busters.
Image 152142   12-24-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
292
 
 redmonkey3: Jan. 20, 2017 / Washington, D.C.
 KingTrebek: looks like someone needs to hark
 SomeCanadian: Doot that shit. Doot it hard.
 jazzjunkie: Pssst! I think this is the chief.
Image 152141   12-24-16   Uploaded by    PissedOff
Score:
316
 
 Jennerator: Sulu's ninja brother
 SomeCanadian: Pew pew!
 Air Biscuit: "The fart that killed everyone 6: brainfart"
 addend: Mind. Blown.
Image 152140   12-24-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
392
 
 Dr. Bathroom: Dx: chronic intractable weed.
 Borkf: @jazzjunkie Did they hate you? Those things taste like vomit.
 Whatever: Watch them get stuck with the generic... ;p
 addend: Unlimited, until the 'betes and the belly jelly.
 jazzjunkie: I was written a legit prescription for Hershey's Kisses once, no joke.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Obamacare
Image 152139   12-24-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
462
 
 Frank herbert: @Air Biscuit i got to the fourth planet, realized i was playin minecraft in soace and quit
 Air Biscuit: @Frank herbert it was conceptually good, ut fell short in reality. I think i still probly got farther in than most
 Frank herbert: @Air Biscuit i tried it. Sorry. Not for me. I respect how awesome the programming is. And how small it is really. But jo.
 Air Biscuit: No mans sky: every planet where you just need to document 1 more species for the bonus and the last species is a stupid bird you cant keep your targeting reticle on long enough for a scan.
 a robot: Mmmm, prosciutto
 Nope: Ahh the Charcuterie fields
 Scoo: Love the airplane shadow!
Image 152138   12-24-16   Uploaded by    neutron
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