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182108  piranharama: Baba Yaga high tea

182090  sparename: I need radar-controlled lasers with targeting systems able to discriminate against pickles and bacon

182091  White Rice: @AlexDeLarge What about that "B"? That's a typo.

182092  White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 nice.

182100  White Rice: "Are you John Connor?"

181938  hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

182108  yev: the vicious circle of judgement

182108  sparename: Wait 'Til Your Grandfather Gets Home

181997  hajjpodge: Or finance @Borkf

182107  tib gubb: well color me shocked

182116  sparename: "What? Again?"

182097  enfanta: God, I hate team building.

182101  addend: Toss him the lifesaver! Trees can't swim!

182102  addend: It's a snek-snack-on-snek world.

182084  sparename: Where's Troy Tempest when you need him?

182099  sparename: Your tent is shit

182099  addend: This wake is weird.

182104  tib gubb: Cooper says what we're all thinking

182105  JohnnySalami: Well duh, everyone knows if you believe in UFOs hard enough, the Mother ship grants you a Telepathic Parasite to insert into your brain! Common knowledge people

182105  tib gubb: this is accurate

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Score:
293
 
 mexican: Non-sweetened tea is better than that way over-sugared crap honestly.
 msmstud: @SomeCanadian -- That's the lyric that did it for me. "Oh yeah, it's a cult. Bail. Bail yesterday."
 RiderFan: Unsweet tea? What is this heresy?
 SomeCanadian: @Lestrange We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Not even the spirit of Christmas?
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Not even the spirit of Christmas?
 Theta Zero: Genuine cold lukewarm unsweet non-alcoholic moonshine sweet tea
 jazzjunkie: Contains: nothing, really.
Image 151954   12-23-16   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
188
 
 Commenter: clibbard, pls
 msmstud: Shopped.
 Frank herbert: Should have him humoing the bridge
 Frank herbert: Should have him humoing the bridge
 Dresdenkeogh: Y u do dis
 winwolf: Pissburgh
 jazzjunkie: No Clifford, BAD boy!
Image 151953   12-23-16   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
353
 
 msmstud: This hurts me, being on the outs of perceiving Hobbes.
 Butcherboy: Oh good point. Not sure I ever noticed @Science
 kinggheedra: Doesn't work like garfield minus garfield, but i'll rad any calvin and hobbes
 Science: @Butcherboy: Only when there were other people around though.
 Butcherboy: @jazzjunkie a lot of strips showed hobbes as a toy or went back and forth between the panels
 jochenau: @jazzjunkie Garfield minus Garfield is funny, but this is just kind of sad.
 jazzjunkie: Oh, sad. Edited so Hobbes is nothing but a toy? :'-(
Image 151952   12-23-16   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
210
 
 msmstud: @addend @Fancy Clown -- Great place for murderin' supplies, and it's fun to be in a store filled with fellow murderers. There's a hushed giddiness.
 addend: @Fancy Clown vv Thank you. Was about to get the blue tarp. This is why shopping with a friend is better.
 Fancy Clown: @addend don't forget the black tarp and shovel
 addend: (Uses all 3 coupons with purchase of duct tape at Harbor Freight Tools.)
Image 151951   12-23-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
451
 
 XLY: Behold the field in which I grow my bitch, lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is bounteous
 msmstud: Needs a "No Dumping" sign.
 Cami: "Population: you"
 SomeCanadian: *Turns off Tinder*
 tib gubb: not exactly the coolest town to be born in.
 annterland: I don't need to go any farther. I'm home.
 Mexico: The best dog park in all of Hertfordshire.
Image 151950   12-23-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
306
 
 Wookiee: Cue up Suicide is Painless.
 msmstud: [Trying to compose something witty regarding their coal features, but it's just not happening.]
 addend: (Suspends disbelief in living snowmen. Still believes that fire melts snow. Mind trapped in paradox.)
 tib gubb: I feel the same way when people burn stove fuel inside of a tent
 Theta Zero: With an unsure smile, Jim wonders to himself if the suicidal pact was truly worth unleashing their occult horrors onto the heathen world.
Image 151949   12-23-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
327
 
 msmstud: "My liege, you've returned! I kept the throne warm and the Huns out."
 addend: Cat is just waiting for you to join.
Image 151948   12-23-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
203
 
 Eleftheros: *royale with cheese
 msmstud: @Theta Zero -- *Quarter not included.
 WTF: Thanks Dad!
 a sedated moose: @jazzjunkie *wood* not buy again?
 jazzjunkie: It's also a shit quarter pounder with cheese! 1/10 - would not buy again.
 Red: @Theta Zero i thought it was just a shit mousetrap
 Theta Zero: It's a quarter pounder with cheese. No, I didn't figure that out on my own.
Image 151947   12-23-16   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
319
 
 Peach: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 tritium: If these fail, use the universal signal: a quick kick in the nuts.
 msmstud: Sono lesbica intrappolata nel corpo di un uomo.
 SomeCanadian: Non sono interessata. Sono lesbica.
 Science: If the helpful phrasebook for a city include "Pickpocket" "Thief" and "I have a contagious disease", you may want to reconsider your travel plans.
 whiplash: So, have a great time in Italy, ladies!
 addend: "I'm married. I want to be alone."
 SunWukong: Fuck off is pretty universally understood.
Image 151946   12-23-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
182
 
 carpwoman: I do this. Sigh. Pathetic, I know.
 msmstud: Should I ever become a diety (a rather horrendous turn of events, I agree), any misdeeds to restrooms will be harshly punished.
 SomeCanadian: @addend But only in the northern hemisphere.
 whiplash: "I'm tired of everyone complaining that the toilet paper is hung incorrectly."
 addend: This is correct. It turns clockwise as it's used.
Image 151945   12-23-16   Uploaded by    9mm
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