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205156  Scoo: I sat in a courtroom all week and am both happy and sad that the evidence presented was entirely document-based. This looks fun, well at least for a little while.

205137  wolfpk: Her secret to longevity is never stop the party!

205185  Natch: Man, this is why I fuckin hate primates. Fuckers are smart and sadistic enough to know all the really tender, vulnerable spots and target them.

205098  Prostata: instructions unclear: pooped on head

205165  arcticfox12x: Me too

205177  arcticfox12x: No one else has dared to comment. Will you?

205179  Derp Herpigan: Yeah. Bactine should do it.

205160  wolfpk: #205163

205182  Thyming: That bunny looks soooo pissed.

205185  jadensmith: Great timing on whoever took the pictures. Any scars from this?

205173  wolfpk: If a dog had a middle figure this one would be flipping it now.

205175  wolfpk: Photo bomb

205164  skillet: Same.

205172  Mr Bleak: Make up a fake name or leave it blank.

205175  RiderFan: Surprise Sarah Jessica Parker.

205183  Admiral Alan: That's a nice fuckin kitty right there!

205158  Not A Bot: "YOU CAN NO MORE CONFINE ME THAN THE CHILD SHALL CONFINE THE SUN!" bellowed the God Dog as it ascended again. Terry sighed and pulled out the paperwork for Acts of Dog.

205183  Uncle Larry: Baboo!

205027  kornisjon: Ewoks are my favourite :)

205182  Emoji: Until she lets one rip.

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205010 Robespierre: @Mr Shifty My origin story continues from its place of origin to a South Asian country at the age of nine, and carried on in the general vicinity until I was on the verge 15, when we relocated to the USA. I've been fascinated with the most lowbrow aspects of pop culture ever since. And you can't get much more lowbrow that ShamWOW Vince, I'll tell you hwut.

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Score:
293
 
 mexican: Non-sweetened tea is better than that way over-sugared crap honestly.
 msmstud: @SomeCanadian -- That's the lyric that did it for me. "Oh yeah, it's a cult. Bail. Bail yesterday."
 RiderFan: Unsweet tea? What is this heresy?
 SomeCanadian: @Lestrange We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Not even the spirit of Christmas?
 Lestrange: @jazzjunkie Not even the spirit of Christmas?
 Theta Zero: Genuine cold lukewarm unsweet non-alcoholic moonshine sweet tea
 jazzjunkie: Contains: nothing, really.
Image 151954   12-23-16   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
188
 
 Commenter: clibbard, pls
 msmstud: Shopped.
 Frank herbert: Should have him humoing the bridge
 Frank herbert: Should have him humoing the bridge
 Dresdenkeogh: Y u do dis
 winwolf: Pissburgh
 jazzjunkie: No Clifford, BAD boy!
Image 151953   12-23-16   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
353
 
 msmstud: This hurts me, being on the outs of perceiving Hobbes.
 Butcherboy: Oh good point. Not sure I ever noticed @Science
 kinggheedra: Doesn't work like garfield minus garfield, but i'll rad any calvin and hobbes
 Science: @Butcherboy: Only when there were other people around though.
 Butcherboy: @jazzjunkie a lot of strips showed hobbes as a toy or went back and forth between the panels
 jochenau: @jazzjunkie Garfield minus Garfield is funny, but this is just kind of sad.
 jazzjunkie: Oh, sad. Edited so Hobbes is nothing but a toy? :'-(
Image 151952   12-23-16   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
210
 
 msmstud: @addend @Fancy Clown -- Great place for murderin' supplies, and it's fun to be in a store filled with fellow murderers. There's a hushed giddiness.
 addend: @Fancy Clown vv Thank you. Was about to get the blue tarp. This is why shopping with a friend is better.
 Fancy Clown: @addend don't forget the black tarp and shovel
 addend: (Uses all 3 coupons with purchase of duct tape at Harbor Freight Tools.)
Image 151951   12-23-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
451
 
 XLY: Behold the field in which I grow my bitch, lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is bounteous
 msmstud: Needs a "No Dumping" sign.
 Cami: "Population: you"
 SomeCanadian: *Turns off Tinder*
 tib gubb: not exactly the coolest town to be born in.
 annterland: I don't need to go any farther. I'm home.
 Mexico: The best dog park in all of Hertfordshire.
Image 151950   12-23-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
306
 
 Wookiee: Cue up Suicide is Painless.
 msmstud: [Trying to compose something witty regarding their coal features, but it's just not happening.]
 addend: (Suspends disbelief in living snowmen. Still believes that fire melts snow. Mind trapped in paradox.)
 tib gubb: I feel the same way when people burn stove fuel inside of a tent
 Theta Zero: With an unsure smile, Jim wonders to himself if the suicidal pact was truly worth unleashing their occult horrors onto the heathen world.
Image 151949   12-23-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
327
 
 msmstud: "My liege, you've returned! I kept the throne warm and the Huns out."
 addend: Cat is just waiting for you to join.
Image 151948   12-23-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
203
 
 Eleftheros: *royale with cheese
 msmstud: @Theta Zero -- *Quarter not included.
 WTF: Thanks Dad!
 a sedated moose: @jazzjunkie *wood* not buy again?
 jazzjunkie: It's also a shit quarter pounder with cheese! 1/10 - would not buy again.
 Red: @Theta Zero i thought it was just a shit mousetrap
 Theta Zero: It's a quarter pounder with cheese. No, I didn't figure that out on my own.
Image 151947   12-23-16   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
319
 
 Peach: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 tritium: If these fail, use the universal signal: a quick kick in the nuts.
 msmstud: Sono lesbica intrappolata nel corpo di un uomo.
 SomeCanadian: Non sono interessata. Sono lesbica.
 Science: If the helpful phrasebook for a city include "Pickpocket" "Thief" and "I have a contagious disease", you may want to reconsider your travel plans.
 whiplash: So, have a great time in Italy, ladies!
 addend: "I'm married. I want to be alone."
 SunWukong: Fuck off is pretty universally understood.
Image 151946   12-23-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
182
 
 carpwoman: I do this. Sigh. Pathetic, I know.
 msmstud: Should I ever become a diety (a rather horrendous turn of events, I agree), any misdeeds to restrooms will be harshly punished.
 SomeCanadian: @addend But only in the northern hemisphere.
 whiplash: "I'm tired of everyone complaining that the toilet paper is hung incorrectly."
 addend: This is correct. It turns clockwise as it's used.
Image 151945   12-23-16   Uploaded by    9mm
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