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242649  Mr Bleak: Gonna need a serious size shower cap.

242652  Mr Bleak: He did something amazing: #242658

243778  jochenau: @Yurishiro As you have willed it, so shall it be!

242670  Mr Bleak: That you can't spell "RAGRET" properly?

243778  Yurishiro: @jochenau Pile o' Pipes would have been funnier

243778  jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Pile O' Pipes. You have two hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Jungle Gyms. Ready...set...GO!"

243777  jochenau: "Alright, contestants, each team's received their Block O' Junk. You have three hours to construct your Tiny Upcycled Dream Houses. Ready...set...GO!"

243765  jochenau: @Sadbot I...I guess that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth?

243737  charlemagne: how the west country was won

243770  jochenau: This makes no sense on so many different levels.

243773  jochenau: Science: Being Misunderstood By People Since 1543

243776  jochenau: Well, it could certainly be both.

243769  charlemagne: better then a bedtime story

243758  Air Biscuit: Another character of csi doggo

243762  Air Biscuit: The spice must half flow.

243761  glenalec: @Ronick - His hand's are bigger than the US President's?

243770  VoR: This is just stupid and I've seen a lot of weird shit on here

243777  ignatz: Renaissance is futile

243655  Ronick: Enjoy a nice warm coke

243748  Zarathustra: Meshuggah face

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243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243638 XLY: holy shit

243616 Christina: Monday temperature must be in Rankine scale.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.



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 Science: Perhaps unsurprisingly, Science isn't very funny. -- Anonymous Internet commenter with no sense of humor
 mexican: Perhaps unsurprisingly, Science isn't very funny.
 Science: Witness this rarity. A quote on the internet attributed to the person who actually said it! -- Groucho Marx
 WTF: Witness this rarity. A quote on the internet attributed to the person who actually said it!
 Whatever: Hello, I must be going, I'd love to stay, but I must be going...
 jazzjunkie: A child of five could understand this! ... Somebody go fetch me a child of five; I can't make heads or tails of it.
Image 151806   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Higdec
Score:
375
 
 Science: @Urn BooUrn: NARC was an AWESOME game
 Warrax: We all drown in blood down here!
 WTF: @Urn BooUrn What? A PCP addict who could take a rocket to the chest and not be blown to pieces or a dealer who threw syringes as a weapon isn't normal?
 Urn BooUrn: N.A.R.C. was a weird game.
 sparename: Ronald McManson?
Image 151805   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
288
 
 ThatGuy: Dangit Johnny...
 petepuma: HWOOD
 werterland: This is asinine.
 Firm Buttocks: I saw burnt timber in the men's urinals, I tell you what
 Flarmie: @Dresdenkeogh That was really terrible. Have a +1.
 Dresdenkeogh: Plank Pill works at *stick*land propane.
 Yam: Whhhhhaaat
Image 151804   12-22-16   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
Score:
224
 
 Skaalar: I'd play with this more than the actual phone.
 DarkTeddy: How did you get red food coloring damage?
Image 151803   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
690
 
 a robot: Good dog!
 DrinkMixMan: "He, uh... fell down a well."
 msmstud: Fed UP with Timmy's drinking-well-centric shenanigans, fed ON him.
 Whatever: Should've remembered to feed her...
 NoRagrets: Fuck yeah!
Image 151802   12-22-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
448
 
 werterland: @BeagleMan44 I've heard it also counts in horseshoes.
 BeagleMan44: Close isnt good enough unless youre using grenades
 Borkf: Still missed
Image 151801   12-22-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
342
 
 mexican: Fuck it. When I die they can just throw me into a landfill somewhere.
 San DoDo: Get the one made out of wood, they're healthier
 Mr. Shine: I'll TAKE it!
 LaeMi: I still say I want to be left to rot on the side of a busy road to make people uncomfortable with their own mortality and spread disease.
 Warrax: What is this, a casket for ants? It needs to be a least three times bigger than this.
 Niels Bohr: Only a soggy MDF box is good enough for me.
 Ulillillia: "Welcome to Costco...rest in peace. Welcome to Costco...rest in peace. Welcome to Costco..."
 msmstud: The cost of coffins is absurd. If I weren't getting cremated, I'd insist on a thin pine box. Renew!
 ch: Folks right here i'm sellin' a genuine fortified ensconcified casket works like a dream / What do I have? / A casket! / A tisket, a tasket, it's an anodized casket! / How many times have you been dead and said "Hey Mac, this cold ground's not for me! A -casket- is where I want to be!" Welllll madam or sir, I've got the exact casket to stop your eternal slumber stir! / CASKET!
 Whatever: Do you get group discounts?
 Air Biscuit: One size fits all.
 Derp Herpigan: That looks like Costco so I expect them only selling caskets in bundles of 5, no less.
Image 151800   12-22-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
323
 
 Zampano: Would you be so kind as to point me in the diabetes section... Oh, Cool Whip. I meant to say Cool Whip
 NoRagrets: The roses are a nice touch.
 sparename: Stewie's heaven - Brian's hell
 Borkf: I'm led to believe the consumption of pie is forbidden without the addition of this product.
 SpaceCow: "With the trap baited, we await the single parent with weekend custody to investigate."
 SomeCanadian: Erotic.
Image 151799   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
487
 
 SpaceCow: Dress for the job you want.
Image 151798   12-22-16   Uploaded by    bardberries
Score:
398
 
 msmstud: DAMN, and I thought selfie-sticks were dumb BEFORE...
 Whatever: Cane hear me now?
 Go Lingan: Woman so loud she needs an external mike
 WTF: That's one hell of an antenna!
 SomeCanadian: She just can't even.
Image 151797   12-22-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
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