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228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

228485  Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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 Science: Perhaps unsurprisingly, Science isn't very funny. -- Anonymous Internet commenter with no sense of humor
 mexican: Perhaps unsurprisingly, Science isn't very funny.
 Science: Witness this rarity. A quote on the internet attributed to the person who actually said it! -- Groucho Marx
 WTF: Witness this rarity. A quote on the internet attributed to the person who actually said it!
 Whatever: Hello, I must be going, I'd love to stay, but I must be going...
 jazzjunkie: A child of five could understand this! ... Somebody go fetch me a child of five; I can't make heads or tails of it.
Image 151806   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Higdec
Score:
375
 
 Science: @Urn BooUrn: NARC was an AWESOME game
 Warrax: We all drown in blood down here!
 WTF: @Urn BooUrn What? A PCP addict who could take a rocket to the chest and not be blown to pieces or a dealer who threw syringes as a weapon isn't normal?
 Urn BooUrn: N.A.R.C. was a weird game.
 sparename: Ronald McManson?
Image 151805   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
288
 
 ThatGuy: Dangit Johnny...
 petepuma: HWOOD
 werterland: This is asinine.
 Firm Buttocks: I saw burnt timber in the men's urinals, I tell you what
 Flarmie: @Dresdenkeogh That was really terrible. Have a +1.
 Dresdenkeogh: Plank Pill works at *stick*land propane.
 Yam: Whhhhhaaat
Image 151804   12-22-16   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
Score:
224
 
 Skaalar: I'd play with this more than the actual phone.
 DarkTeddy: How did you get red food coloring damage?
Image 151803   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
690
 
 a robot: Good dog!
 DrinkMixMan: "He, uh... fell down a well."
 msmstud: Fed UP with Timmy's drinking-well-centric shenanigans, fed ON him.
 Whatever: Should've remembered to feed her...
 NoRagrets: Fuck yeah!
Image 151802   12-22-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
448
 
 werterland: @BeagleMan44 I've heard it also counts in horseshoes.
 BeagleMan44: Close isnt good enough unless youre using grenades
 Borkf: Still missed
Image 151801   12-22-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
342
 
 mexican: Fuck it. When I die they can just throw me into a landfill somewhere.
 San DoDo: Get the one made out of wood, they're healthier
 Mr. Shine: I'll TAKE it!
 LaeMi: I still say I want to be left to rot on the side of a busy road to make people uncomfortable with their own mortality and spread disease.
 Warrax: What is this, a casket for ants? It needs to be a least three times bigger than this.
 Niels Bohr: Only a soggy MDF box is good enough for me.
 Ulillillia: "Welcome to Costco...rest in peace. Welcome to Costco...rest in peace. Welcome to Costco..."
 msmstud: The cost of coffins is absurd. If I weren't getting cremated, I'd insist on a thin pine box. Renew!
 ch: Folks right here i'm sellin' a genuine fortified ensconcified casket works like a dream / What do I have? / A casket! / A tisket, a tasket, it's an anodized casket! / How many times have you been dead and said "Hey Mac, this cold ground's not for me! A -casket- is where I want to be!" Welllll madam or sir, I've got the exact casket to stop your eternal slumber stir! / CASKET!
 Whatever: Do you get group discounts?
 Air Biscuit: One size fits all.
 Derp Herpigan: That looks like Costco so I expect them only selling caskets in bundles of 5, no less.
Image 151800   12-22-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
323
 
 Zampano: Would you be so kind as to point me in the diabetes section... Oh, Cool Whip. I meant to say Cool Whip
 NoRagrets: The roses are a nice touch.
 sparename: Stewie's heaven - Brian's hell
 Borkf: I'm led to believe the consumption of pie is forbidden without the addition of this product.
 SpaceCow: "With the trap baited, we await the single parent with weekend custody to investigate."
 SomeCanadian: Erotic.
Image 151799   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
487
 
 SpaceCow: Dress for the job you want.
Image 151798   12-22-16   Uploaded by    bardberries
Score:
398
 
 msmstud: DAMN, and I thought selfie-sticks were dumb BEFORE...
 Whatever: Cane hear me now?
 Go Lingan: Woman so loud she needs an external mike
 WTF: That's one hell of an antenna!
 SomeCanadian: She just can't even.
Image 151797   12-22-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
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