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204292  ignatz: Yup, I'm definitely colourblind

204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

204349  redmonkey3: Please. NO. - please.

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204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT



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Score:
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 Science: Perhaps unsurprisingly, Science isn't very funny. -- Anonymous Internet commenter with no sense of humor
 mexican: Perhaps unsurprisingly, Science isn't very funny.
 Science: Witness this rarity. A quote on the internet attributed to the person who actually said it! -- Groucho Marx
 WTF: Witness this rarity. A quote on the internet attributed to the person who actually said it!
 Whatever: Hello, I must be going, I'd love to stay, but I must be going...
 jazzjunkie: A child of five could understand this! ... Somebody go fetch me a child of five; I can't make heads or tails of it.
Image 151806   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Higdec
Score:
375
 
 Science: @Urn BooUrn: NARC was an AWESOME game
 Warrax: We all drown in blood down here!
 WTF: @Urn BooUrn What? A PCP addict who could take a rocket to the chest and not be blown to pieces or a dealer who threw syringes as a weapon isn't normal?
 Urn BooUrn: N.A.R.C. was a weird game.
 sparename: Ronald McManson?
Image 151805   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
288
 
 ThatGuy: Dangit Johnny...
 petepuma: HWOOD
 werterland: This is asinine.
 Firm Buttocks: I saw burnt timber in the men's urinals, I tell you what
 Flarmie: @Dresdenkeogh That was really terrible. Have a +1.
 Dresdenkeogh: Plank Pill works at *stick*land propane.
 Yam: Whhhhhaaat
Image 151804   12-22-16   Uploaded by    KingTrebek
Score:
224
 
 Skaalar: I'd play with this more than the actual phone.
 DarkTeddy: How did you get red food coloring damage?
Image 151803   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
690
 
 a robot: Good dog!
 DrinkMixMan: "He, uh... fell down a well."
 msmstud: Fed UP with Timmy's drinking-well-centric shenanigans, fed ON him.
 Whatever: Should've remembered to feed her...
 NoRagrets: Fuck yeah!
Image 151802   12-22-16   Uploaded by    jochenau
Score:
448
 
 werterland: @BeagleMan44 I've heard it also counts in horseshoes.
 BeagleMan44: Close isnt good enough unless youre using grenades
 Borkf: Still missed
Image 151801   12-22-16   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
342
 
 mexican: Fuck it. When I die they can just throw me into a landfill somewhere.
 San DoDo: Get the one made out of wood, they're healthier
 Mr. Shine: I'll TAKE it!
 LaeMi: I still say I want to be left to rot on the side of a busy road to make people uncomfortable with their own mortality and spread disease.
 Warrax: What is this, a casket for ants? It needs to be a least three times bigger than this.
 Niels Bohr: Only a soggy MDF box is good enough for me.
 Ulillillia: "Welcome to Costco...rest in peace. Welcome to Costco...rest in peace. Welcome to Costco..."
 msmstud: The cost of coffins is absurd. If I weren't getting cremated, I'd insist on a thin pine box. Renew!
 ch: Folks right here i'm sellin' a genuine fortified ensconcified casket works like a dream / What do I have? / A casket! / A tisket, a tasket, it's an anodized casket! / How many times have you been dead and said "Hey Mac, this cold ground's not for me! A -casket- is where I want to be!" Welllll madam or sir, I've got the exact casket to stop your eternal slumber stir! / CASKET!
 Whatever: Do you get group discounts?
 Air Biscuit: One size fits all.
 Derp Herpigan: That looks like Costco so I expect them only selling caskets in bundles of 5, no less.
Image 151800   12-22-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
323
 
 Zampano: Would you be so kind as to point me in the diabetes section... Oh, Cool Whip. I meant to say Cool Whip
 NoRagrets: The roses are a nice touch.
 sparename: Stewie's heaven - Brian's hell
 Borkf: I'm led to believe the consumption of pie is forbidden without the addition of this product.
 SpaceCow: "With the trap baited, we await the single parent with weekend custody to investigate."
 SomeCanadian: Erotic.
Image 151799   12-22-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Score:
487
 
 SpaceCow: Dress for the job you want.
Image 151798   12-22-16   Uploaded by    bardberries
Score:
398
 
 msmstud: DAMN, and I thought selfie-sticks were dumb BEFORE...
 Whatever: Cane hear me now?
 Go Lingan: Woman so loud she needs an external mike
 WTF: That's one hell of an antenna!
 SomeCanadian: She just can't even.
Image 151797   12-22-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
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