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258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

258390  Side Boob: Sleep like an Egyptian.

258407  Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?

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258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258270 berlin: me too

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

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11. bromide: 1867 points
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15. DerMantis: 1579 points
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 Jotun: I'm transfixed.
 Cami: @SpaceCow Could it be that the box is open and right side up with the lid slipped on the bottom to stow it?
 SpaceCow: @Sheikhjahbooty Could be but it make me want to grab it, flip it and hand it back without saying a word.
 Sheikhjahbooty: @SpaceCow check the other box. Maybe that's how they're supposed to hold them.
 Prostata: hubba hubba!
 SpaceCow: Is the fact she's holding the box upside down bothering anyone else?
 LaeMi: They are just breasts, people. Did your mommas ween you to young?
 addend: Groom reconsiders.
 VoR: Well I know what's not in the box. I hope.
 Snowta: Poor girl
 Otterman: Someone's had their hand in the hormone jar
 Peter: If the strap of her bra broke, the 7 dwarves would die from her beast!
 msmstud: Must have its downsides. Biases every interaction, back problems, needing scaffolding for support in old age...
 Science: "How come I'm out of focus in all of my wedding photos?"
 Peter Pantsless: Is that a photographer or an assassin?
 Go Lingan: one fat behbeh's mama
Image 151586   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Image 151585 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by chunk norris. We'll pray for you, chunk norris.
 Air Biscuit: Atleast yours isnt trying to jup on your lap.
 Entertainmentalist: Personal Protection Dogs (Gsheps, Dobes, Mals, etc.) tend to be like this. "Never poop alone again!"
 hearsegirl: well, aside from sleeping or fornicating, when are you more vulnerable?
 SomeCanadian: Always rads for sheps.
 annterland: Got your back
 Off Topic: Good pooper. Uh pupper.
Image 151584   12-21-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 151583   12-21-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
Image 151582 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Henrywags. Your image was bad, Henrywags.
 Jotun: Slavic grandma loves squatting and TP
 Headoftheclass: What's with the Oompa Loompa track suit, granny?
 Peach: TP TP everywhere and not an ass to wipe.
 Ulillillia: The Great Cornholio
 tritium: Behold my works, ye mighty, and despair
 hajjpodge: On all levels except physical, I am toilet paper.
 petepuma: It's ranked by number of plys
 Knice: Damn you, Montresor!
 addend: Training for a marathon I don't want to know about.
 Frank herbert: Queen of her castle
 Side Boob: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 SomeCanadian: Prepper culture is weird.
 SomeCanadian: Prepper culture is weird.
 PenguinBartender: Game on Taco Bell. Game on.
 Scoo: After a lifetime of hard work, I finally have all the toilet rolls. Yet I still feel unclean.
 whiplash: The restroom attendant at the local Mexican restaurant jealously guards his "treasure."
 Go Lingan: This should stop the leak
Image 151581   12-21-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 Air Biscuit: INSURANCE MONEY!!! Kids,christmas is saved!!
 Headoftheclass: Cousin Eddy: "Kids, grab the marshmallows! Uncle Clark's making s'mores!
 Peach: Oh burning tree, or burning tree, such pleasure do you bring me!
 addend: Don't forget Santa's milk and cookies next time.
 Peter: That tree is on fire (very beautiful)!
 PenguinBartender: "Holy shit, the tree is on fire." "What? The tree is what?" "Honey, get in here! Go pose with the tree while I take a picture." "The tree is what? What's that smell?"
Image 151580   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Teechur: @Cami That's what I keep telling myself. And there's always Confession if I don't behave.
 Cami: I'm so long in the body that if I use anything but the basic knot the tip ends up half way up my stomach.
 Cami: @Teechur ..but having a Catholic employer means the afterlife portion of the benefits package is pretty good so long as you behave, right?
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian TBH, I teach in an inner-city Catholic school. My salary is about 2/3 what it would be in a public school. Not enough to be able to afford body armor, unfortunately.
 SomeCanadian: @Teechur I think that's more of a comment on teacher's salaries than the functionality of ties. Anyway, I assumed you public school teachers wore bulletproof vests. They're trendy in any season.
 GroanWorthy: We perfected tie technology with the clip-on and people still insist on making things difficult.
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian My shirts are missing so many buttons that I have to thumbtack them closed. I wear ties to hide the thumbtacks and blood stains.
 FabricMan: Ahm tyin' a half Windsor like mah daddy, and his daddy, and his daddy! These fancy pants knot are an abomination agin' God. Read yer bahbull!
 addend: Tie not.
 grizzly: @SomeCanadian I like the way it accentuates my penis.
 Frank herbert: Prefer the trident one
 Dreforian: My brain wants it to say "Eldritch" tie knot. Just putting it out there, Internet.
 SomeCanadian: Ties are breeding grounds of disease and have no functional purpose. Anyone who insists on them is a ponce.
 Yam: That's a tacky knot even when it's done well
Image 151579   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
 XLY: Flowers killed the T-rex, and now we have proof
 Air Biscuit: Isnt that a flavour of gelato?
 WaffleIron: Why haven't we cloned this yet? I like plants.
 hearsegirl: doomed to bloom forever
 VoR: Ooh that is cool
 Frank herbert: Final resting place of "the doomsday machine"
 jochenau: Jurassic Botanical Garden
 SomeCanadian: Oh, that's where I left that.
Image 151578   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Go Lingan
 Air Biscuit: No, you know where i live. Its the paper shredder for you.
 Hiddentigerma: Fire it is then.
 GroanWorthy: But I haven't drawn a moustache and given you goofy glasses yet.
 Beeble: Guilting people into caring doesn't work if they don't already have a conscience.
 Peach: @whiplash Soylent Green is junkmail!
 Off Topic: Well yeah, you're an envelope. You're only purpose is done when you get to my house.
 whiplash: No, I think I'll...recycle you.
 ieremia: Openbait.
 Mr. Shine: Done and done.
Image 151577   12-21-16   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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