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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
585
 
 Noremak: That Game Company is making a live action movie?
 Hiddentigerma: Reminds me of the heather moors we have here.
 jochenau: You'll never be able to forget this picture; they really work!
 Lestrange: Perfect spot for an immense oil spill.
Image 151559   12-21-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
259
 
 Go Lingan: One fat behbeh's first poem
 PenguinBartender: Brought a tear to my eye reading this.
 Frank herbert: Or small rodents
 Timeline8677: Someone really loves birds.
 tritium: Tits, won't we?
 ChubbyBuddy: a flower is nearer in function to a vadge than a tit
 sparename: I'm a sucker for tits
Image 151558   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
615
 
 Radstarboom: King's quest VI was a fun game.
 Otterman: Isle of the dogges
 Go Lingan: Very doge of Venice
 Frank herbert: King has the Golden one. That weighs much more. King has a burden to bear.
 SunWukong: Such Cowhat.
 AverageJoe: dem furries
Image 151557   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
174
 
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom *ineffective
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom Switcherino Science! .Smagol = Smagol. .Smagol effective counter switcherino.
 Radstarboom: was that a typo or a switch? Smagol .Smeagol
 Radstarboom: Smagol being a jerk to planets.
 Frank herbert: @Borkf i think as soon as venus falls into saturn itll be a wrap
 Beeble: More like 2016, amirite?
 Borkf: The lack of direct contact in this system would make for an ineffective Newton's Cradle.
 grizzly: Happy solstice!
 LaeMi: Not to scale. Or in order, for that matter!
 San DoDo: Timely
Image 151556   12-21-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
901
 
 Frank herbert: Me-yow!
 Zukero: Sick silky smooth kick flip !
 a sedated moose: This is fabulous.
 LaeMi: Well played, EuroAwk. Well played.
Image 151555   12-21-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
462
 
 WaffleIron: @Frank herbert : Today we now say "Always waterboard authority."
 Frank herbert: What if hes a she? Or in this day and age a he-she? Should they be questioned?
 Borkf: "Why should I always question the man?" "OK, that's not really what I mean..." "Why?" "Go to the principles office please."
 San DoDo: Pretty cool
Image 151554   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
800
 
 Frank herbert: Im batman.
 Mr. Whiskers: @static xyz To be fair, when that comic was written, "solid dick" was slang for "erect penis."
 SomeCanadian: Same.
 static xyz: She needs some solid dick from an iron man.
 SaltLick: Sometimes you just need a hug. Inside your vagina. From a penis. So I've heard.
 phonk: She needs the D
Image 151553   12-21-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
368
 
 Air Biscuit: *runs the wrong way up escalator
 Frank herbert: Welcome to my volcano fortress. Prepare to die.
 jochenau: SkyMall HQ
 Borkf: The stairway to heaven looked like a lot of work, so I took the escalator to hell instead.
 Teechur: That escalated quickly. A little TOO quickly.
Image 151552   12-21-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
660
 
 Dreforian: BEES
 Frank herbert: @DarkTeddy twizzlers
 Mr. Butt: @DarkTeddy snakes
 DarkTeddy: other than shoelaces, what else could you lace a shoe with.
 Peach: The elusive double-pun.
Image 151551   12-21-16   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
611
 
 Henrywags: It's called fashion ....look it up.
 Mr. Shine: Nature is freaky.
 jazzjunkie: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? C-A-R-R-O-L K-I-W-I!
Image 151550   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
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