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175435  Scoo: @a robot or Icelandic

175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
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Score:
585
 
 Noremak: That Game Company is making a live action movie?
 Hiddentigerma: Reminds me of the heather moors we have here.
 jochenau: You'll never be able to forget this picture; they really work!
 Lestrange: Perfect spot for an immense oil spill.
Image 151559   12-21-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
259
 
 Go Lingan: One fat behbeh's first poem
 PenguinBartender: Brought a tear to my eye reading this.
 Frank herbert: Or small rodents
 Timeline8677: Someone really loves birds.
 tritium: Tits, won't we?
 ChubbyBuddy: a flower is nearer in function to a vadge than a tit
 sparename: I'm a sucker for tits
Image 151558   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
615
 
 Radstarboom: King's quest VI was a fun game.
 Otterman: Isle of the dogges
 Go Lingan: Very doge of Venice
 Frank herbert: King has the Golden one. That weighs much more. King has a burden to bear.
 SunWukong: Such Cowhat.
 AverageJoe: dem furries
Image 151557   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
174
 
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom *ineffective
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom Switcherino Science! .Smagol = Smagol. .Smagol effective counter switcherino.
 Radstarboom: was that a typo or a switch? Smagol .Smeagol
 Radstarboom: Smagol being a jerk to planets.
 Frank herbert: @Borkf i think as soon as venus falls into saturn itll be a wrap
 Beeble: More like 2016, amirite?
 Borkf: The lack of direct contact in this system would make for an ineffective Newton's Cradle.
 grizzly: Happy solstice!
 LaeMi: Not to scale. Or in order, for that matter!
 San DoDo: Timely
Image 151556   12-21-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
901
 
 Frank herbert: Me-yow!
 Zukero: Sick silky smooth kick flip !
 a sedated moose: This is fabulous.
 LaeMi: Well played, EuroAwk. Well played.
Image 151555   12-21-16   Uploaded by    square44
Score:
462
 
 WaffleIron: @Frank herbert : Today we now say "Always waterboard authority."
 Frank herbert: What if hes a she? Or in this day and age a he-she? Should they be questioned?
 Borkf: "Why should I always question the man?" "OK, that's not really what I mean..." "Why?" "Go to the principles office please."
 San DoDo: Pretty cool
Image 151554   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
Score:
800
 
 Frank herbert: Im batman.
 Mr. Whiskers: @static xyz To be fair, when that comic was written, "solid dick" was slang for "erect penis."
 SomeCanadian: Same.
 static xyz: She needs some solid dick from an iron man.
 SaltLick: Sometimes you just need a hug. Inside your vagina. From a penis. So I've heard.
 phonk: She needs the D
Image 151553   12-21-16   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
368
 
 Air Biscuit: *runs the wrong way up escalator
 Frank herbert: Welcome to my volcano fortress. Prepare to die.
 jochenau: SkyMall HQ
 Borkf: The stairway to heaven looked like a lot of work, so I took the escalator to hell instead.
 Teechur: That escalated quickly. A little TOO quickly.
Image 151552   12-21-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
660
 
 Dreforian: BEES
 Frank herbert: @DarkTeddy twizzlers
 Mr. Butt: @DarkTeddy snakes
 DarkTeddy: other than shoelaces, what else could you lace a shoe with.
 Peach: The elusive double-pun.
Image 151551   12-21-16   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
611
 
 Henrywags: It's called fashion ....look it up.
 Mr. Shine: Nature is freaky.
 jazzjunkie: Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? C-A-R-R-O-L K-I-W-I!
Image 151550   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
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