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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!



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 cenecia: Get on my level!
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Air Biscuit no shadow time
 Go Lingan: Paranormal spirit level
 Air Biscuit: @jazzjunkie like in that one episode of rugrats with "the junk food kid"
 Wet farts: This is a level post
 ThatGuy: Fa mlup
 jazzjunkie: "Lahaina Noon": one day a year, the sun is so perfectly aligned directly overhead that tall smooth objects cast no shadow!
Image 151536   12-21-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
372
 
 werterland: @Sadbot I guess I feel differently because I don't view having a pet as symbiotic. Pets don't really contribute to our livelihoods like they used to, regardless if it's a dog or a cat. They're just there because we like having them around. We do all the work in the relationship, care-wise. For the record, I am aware that having a pet can't possibly compare to the bond between a parent and its offspring (I'd actually argue that parent/child is a much more symbiotic relationship than pet owner/pet).
 Sadbot: @werterland I personally find it creepy and infantilizing. I'm participating in millennia-old cross-species social symbiosis, not having a dry run for human babies or trying to fill an emotional void with pets. And I get that when people say it they're trying to be cute, but it sure comes across as kinda weird and very inaccurate.
 werterland: @Sadbot Why, though? I've always wondered that about people who are so vehemently against being referred to as a parent of their pet or who are agains people referring to their pet(s) as their child(ren).
 mrwiffler: Why am I thinking serial killer?
 whiplash: That's his step-mom on the left.
 Teechur: Ok, now turn this pic into a shirt for the dog to wear. I'll rad that.
 a robot: Pupper looks so ashamed to be a part of this
 Musician: "You're not my real Dad!" runs off to pee in his laundry.
 tib gubb: never talk to me or my dad every again
 Sadbot: Everytime someone calls me a "dad" in relation to my dog I want to throw up
 jazzjunkie: [Cringe]
 dobbiesdoogs: y u so smol dad
Image 151535   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
561
 
 Jeannie C: Nice to see gharials are reproducing. They are endangered, apparently.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @ThatGuy famous last words my friend
 ThatGuy: Oh shit! I thought this was some wooden structure
 LaeMi: Anything is a baby-carrier if you are maternal enough.
 dobbiesdoogs: weird, i thought a cayman only seated two
 Derp Herpigan: What a load of croc.
Image 151534   12-21-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
619
 
 Lestrange: Cute snapper hon
 mrwiffler: Oh yeah...just post it....dickhead.
 Teechur: If I know this site, his missing back legs have been replaced with wheels.
 a robot: Beware of Peptile
 duckfarts: whoops, i'm sorry, should've labeled the package ANGRY SNAPPING BULLSHIT
 Air Biscuit: *mostly harmless
 LaeMi: RAD for picture. (BAD for idiot mistreating animal. I hope the sender was prosecuted and the turtle found a good home)
Image 151533   12-21-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
333
 
 Frank herbert: @Derp Herpigan its preliminary.
 Derp Herpigan: That is not nice, Jabel is probably a very nice guy when you get to know him.
Image 151532   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
552
 
 Frank herbert: @raditzu if ahe goes out in that outfit your beter off
 raditzu: @Frank herbert Mwah hahahaha i'm divorced now hahahahaha
 RetrogradeRun: When you're stricken with grief but you also have a learned reflex to smile at a camera.
 Noremak: Wife material. Burning the evidence and claiming the insurance money.
 Go Lingan: Dad's not laughing, tho
 Frank herbert: Mwah hahahaha!!!
 whiplash: I'm free, free at last! All my material possessions that were weighing me down, gone!
 Bast Relief: Lil fire girl all grown.
 jazzjunkie: Why? For the glory of Satan, of course!
 LaeMi: Mwha mwha mwha mwha.
Image 151531   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
579
 
 Nothing: He taught the car to sit
 Side Boob: Car pass squat test. Is not western spy.
 Borkf: "Excuse me, I'm popping here!"
 Jotun: @duckfarts That made me laugh out loud. well played.
 duckfarts: SLAVIBOTS, SQUAT OUT
 Dresdenkeogh: Show me on the Hasbro doll where Michael Bay touched you.
Image 151530   12-21-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
289
 
 Hiddentigerma: Just stick your hands down there and get it done.
 sparename: where is "I am trying to fart without shitting myself"
 a robot: WHY I AM SPORTS INJURY FOOT IS ASLEEP MY BALLS BLAH BLAH BLAH WALKING FUNNY
 duckfarts: these are not mutually exclusive
 Yam: Sports injury is just the reason I'm mentally fucked up. (Seriously people, please seriously consider this when enrolling your kids in contact sports. Brain injuries derailed my life)
 LaeMi: It's my knees. They give me gyp!
Image 151529   12-21-16   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
364
 
 Musician: Conan totally stole the "In the Year 2000" idea from this.
 DarkTeddy: Mortality rate is through the roof in 2000
 Derp Herpigan: There ain't none of these today, but we do have uber, so that has to count for something.
Image 151528   12-21-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
136
 
 Bast Relief: Clippy! Who did this to you?
 Scoo: I am Grout
Image 151527   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Chocolate Pain
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