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228199  sparename: @Scoo Fakes On A Plane?

228199  Robespierre: "Are we there yet?"

228200  Robespierre: Luminescence, or tuminescence?

228205  jochenau: I don't think my GPS has an Aramaic option...

228198  charlemagne: @jochenau georgian maybe?

228204  charlemagne: 'your hair looks weird'

228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

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227950 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!



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Score:
475
 
 Lestrange: Shame. Looks like a good boy.
 mrwiffler: Furries really need their own planet....that we can nuke from orbit.
 Whatever: I guess she wasn't into heavy petting
 Frank herbert: Do he looknlike a bitch
 Scoo: She has a really low ceiling
 Shay: She must be a cat person.
 Hiddentigerma: I wanted to forget.
 Knice: @Supermansbrother Thank you for a MUCH-needed laugh! :-D
 SomeOtherCanadian: Her...Best friend?
 jochenau: It was already too weird for her, but his refusal to stay off the furniture was the last straw.
 LaeMi: Her expression matches the text.
 Supermansbrother: I hope that this doesn't awaken anything in me.
Image 151457   12-20-16   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
306
 
 Shay: #151457 "Hold up, WTF is that thing?"
 SpaceCow: He can smell goose poop but there aren't any geese in the house.
 duckfarts: ...this is not my beautiful house.
 Radstarboom: @Hyphae try adding a little spice to the start of your .crop in the form of a period for a pleasant smug for the whole day.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae :/
 Hyphae: @Hyphae :/
 Hyphae: MEME TEXT: why didn't she whack off this image?
 TurkeyVulture: Rachel broke up with Tom because she could not cope with his alter ego, Spot. "I didn't understand it. I don't want to understand it," she says, although remains his friend.
 LaeMi: "Surprise Kiss" 'pranks' are not okay.
Image 151456   12-20-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
314
 
 mwoody: He looks like how wizards are described in the 'Potter books when they pretend to be Muggles.
 WTF: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego's mind.
 SomeCanadian: All the bananas behind you and you pickup the one phone?!?
 LaeMi: Hello. Is this the Ministry of Ministerial Affairs?
Image 151455   12-20-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
1049
 
 Lestrange: Auto sad button request
 Air Biscuit: Sleep tight pupper.
 duckfarts: @Frank herbert letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
 Frank herbert: Goodnight schoep..... forever...
 Mr. Butt: @bardberries @Headoftheclass I aim to please :D
 Headoftheclass: @Mr. Butt Now I'm gonna have that damn guitar riff stuck in my head all night. Thanks. :)
 bardberries: @Mr. Butt That song always makes me sad.
 Mr. Butt: @SomeOtherCanadian The dog is lulled to sleep by the screams of the ghosts of the Edmund Fitzgerald
 SomeOtherCanadian: Lake Superior is freshwater, which does not speak well for it's boyancy. It's also cold AF
 Ulillillia: I looove yooou, yeah yeah, now and forever
Image 151454   12-20-16   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
369
 
 SpaceCow: "Step 2. Imagine you are Will Smith. You might think you, yourself, has the strength of will to defeat the aliens. You are wrong. You must become Will at all costs."
 Hiddentigerma: @Fancy Clown I need that article.
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Oh, HELL no!"
 DrinkMixMan: Welcome to sleep.
 Ulillillia: Now this is a Wiki all about How, my life got flipped-turned upside-down
 Fancy Clown: Wikihow to dream about Will Smith???
 Derp Herpigan: They're thinking about thos Bel Air princes.
Image 151453   12-20-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
425
 
 Hyphae: @LaeMi the scary old lady who always answers the door in filthy underwear?? :)
 LaeMi: @Hyphae - the scary old lady house? Yes, that's me.
 Hyphae: @LaeMi ... I'm assuming your house is the one all the parents tell their kids to avoid during Halloween and school fundraisers...
 Hiddentigerma: @bardberries People started referring to me as man at 15. I think it's just you.
 bardberries: @Hiddentigerma Eh. When I was like, fifteen or sixteen, I once answered the door to them, and they said "I assume you are the woman of the house?" Since that experience, all I think of when I see them is very underaged marriages.
 Hiddentigerma: I assume this is about jehovah's witnesses. Am I the only one who likes those guys? They're just some chill dudes who come and teach me about their magic book. I ain't got nothing better to do.
 Wet farts: Answer the door naked. They won't come back. @LaeMi
 LaeMi: @funny in the wall - I don't have any way to see who it is before I answer. And I get a lot of courier drops. In reality, I just very politely say I am not interested.
 funny in the wall: @LaeMi what about not answering the door?
 LaeMi: I've tried it it doesn't work. Answering the door in filthy underwear is far more effective.
Image 151452   12-20-16   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
649
 
 Whatever: I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus...
 Frank herbert: @Scoo right
 DrinkMixMan: Jesus kitty-hugging Christ
 Scoo: Kitty, didn't you read the sign above?
Image 151451   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
462
 
 duckfarts: from experience, this requires tape to ensure a good seal between segments
 Queeblo: I've done this in a restaurant, over two other tables. I couldn't make it to go over 3, because the suction just closed the straw.
 Headoftheclass: Steve ended his bromance with Tom because he could not cope with his alter ego, SouthPole. "I didn't understand it. I don't want to understand it," he says, although remains his friend.
 tritium: @DrinkMixMan I think that actually is a Gameboy phone case. Sorry.
 annterland: Rad for laziness costing more energy than just picking up the glass.
 SomeCanadian: Is that Jack Black?
 DrinkMixMan: Rad for Game Boy
 LaeMi: Rad for the couch-mate's reaction.
Image 151450   12-20-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
335
 
 Frank herbert: I like fake wpmen too
 Queeblo: That's the potters wife. And iron is in under his left hand.
 bardberries: The fuck is wrong with her hand?
 AverageJoe: don't touch my waifu
Image 151449   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
410
 
 Prostata: that would be awesome! I'm going to try it
 duckfarts: this person is a fine innovator, now fill that thing with maple syrup and find some sausage
 Frank herbert: @sparename taco bell is boring. We have a wing placebthat covers their wings in 750k scoville sauce. Now thats getting warm.
 Wet farts: How could you give me the old spicy hot dog?
 funny in the wall: this is akin to putting lipstick on the proverbial pig
 sparename: @Yam ..Yeah but a lot of people on this site seem to live in the US where some people think Taco Bell is REALLY spicy
 Yam: @sparename Putting Vietnamese hot sauce in cheap American imitations of German/Austrian sausages and blaming it on Mexico! Who says globalization is a bad thing?
 sparename: "Mexican Roulette"
Image 151448   12-20-16   Uploaded by    homeless
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