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253723  Prostata: he wants to help pre-wash the dishes

253725  Prostata: this pic implies that there are nature photographer photographers who take photos of nature photographers in their natural habitat

253729  Prostata: that is a really gneiss stone. (really, i joke but it's very pretty and we miss ya mitch)

253729  Side Boob: You should just stand on his grave and do his act.

253716  Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?

253717  Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan

253737  Bernie 2016: Cool if real

253737  HermwoodLitmajor: "Shhhh...I don't think they see us."

253737  sandwiches: What is this? A Gopro for ants?

253677  brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253724  Butcherboy: What are you? A gay fish

253725  Bluetocracy: I want to see the 5 years later picture

253701  brian greene: its a mummery

253736  Messed Up Dog: She might want to lay off the Monster Energy drinks as well.

253726  charlemagne: I don't care

253717  charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist

253725  Robespierre: Wildlife magnet

253664  Robespierre: Exile on Main Street

253730  Ihminen: she seems fun.

253701  Christina: Birdnado.

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3. redmonkey3
4. Side Boob
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8. Not A Bot
9. Spazstatic
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253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253433 redmonkey3: Someone needs pet time / play time and you need rests from maus time - win win

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Zochrot: if they are a couple, can you imagine their sex life?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Salvador Molly uploaded 253209 (912 points)
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tears as lube uploaded 253604 (878 points)
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nightmarez uploaded 253332 (873 points)
Side Boob uploaded 253245 (867 points)
mrmrmr uploaded 253263 (847 points)
The Bees uploaded 253584 (841 points)
WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)


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 4. WannaBee: 3192 points
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 6. Warrax: 2184 points
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10. Jonananathan: 1848 points
11. burritos: 1837 points
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Score:
407
 
 Dick Inspector: Piano lessons can be murder.
 DrinkMixMan: This is why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit
 LogicKitty: I think he's playing "We Didn't Start the Fire"
 Frank herbert: Michael bay soundtrack
 Teechur: This guy should play a duet with Nero.
 Knice: The ol' spicy key-change.
 addend: Maybe you were born to play guitar, instead.
 JohnnySalami: "This song is called 'A World on Fire."
 AverageJoe: Good, now play it with your dick
 Air Biscuit: *plays intro tune to newest 007 movie.
 jazzjunkie: Goodness gracious
 LaeMi: He's on fire today!
Image 151340   12-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
377
 
 Wet farts: Blend 1 part macaroni and 0 part fucks in a large mixing bowl.
 addend: Murica 'n cheese.
 White Rice: That's obviously "Penne & who-gives-a-shit" Macaroni and fuck it isn't until Thursday.
Image 151339   12-20-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
391
 
 Lestrange: Car died overwinter in a snow drift and now it's the HQ of Dorg Clerb.
 Headoftheclass: "C'mon, guys. You're not even pushing."
 whiplash: Well, we chased it and we caught it. Now what?
 DarkTeddy: And fuck it* @WaffleIron
 LaeMi: Reservoir Canines.
 WaffleIron: You came to the wron.. oh fuck it.
Image 151338   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
443
 
 addend: Phulture.
 DarkTeddy: Scrotum-chin is in
Image 151337   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
134
 
 KingTrebek: More like United DABS of America, right guys?
 EvilOtter: Silly Putty counterfeits the best passports. Drug mules love it!
 Air Biscuit: Many years in the future, they can clone this passport trapped in amber.
 WaffleIron: I hope that's maple syrup. QUEBEC maple syrup.
Image 151336   12-20-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
311
 
 KingTrebek: green juice, yogurt, and hot dogs sounds like a very balanced meal
 a robot: @fumbduck There's something weird in the fridge today / I don't know what it is / Food I can't recognize / My roommate won't throw a thing away / I guess it's probably his / It looks like it's alive...
 fumbduck: If your juice grows legs, it's been too long in the fridge.
Image 151335   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
761
 
 Prostata: oh dear!
 Fishy: aw yis
 a robot: Feels good man
 WaffleIron: In my defense I've been drinking, so if double posting isn't socially progressive enough I will stand trial for my errant refreshing in the morning.
 WaffleIron: You wont be grinning when I shoot your father, stupid bambi.
Image 151334   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
477
 
 cenecia: This is fine.
 antipatterns: @WaffleIron Good to see fellow DF players. We're a rare and superstitious breed, for good reason.
 Wookiee: Cue the Sqirrel Nut Zippers...
 Teechur: That ain't no friggin' Christmas star, Gris! It's a light at the sewage treatment plant!
 addend: It's called magma while it's below the surface.
 WaffleIron: In dwarf fortress I would often carve grates into adamantium veins to see if hell was on the other side. Sometimes it was.
 LaeMi: Go to Hell. It isn't far.
Image 151333   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
592
 
 werterland: Texthorn?
 Borkf: Joke's on you, I'm not getting up until the afternoon!
Image 151332   12-20-16   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
273
 
 trepanation: @ThatGuy Dang
 ThatGuy: Check out the 'butter lover' video on youtube. It's not sexual or gross or anything, just a really funny animation by Kinga Nagorka.
 WaffleIron: I am not familiar with this flavour of butthorn.
Image 151331   12-20-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
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