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192411  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - i badly want to know also; google search useless: AGGRONAUTS!... got anything ?

192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

192460  wolfpk: @Aufziehvogel That's what the 11 seconds are for.

192454  Sage: Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad. But only a little. Puns are usually bad.

192461  wolfpk: Trust me, hounds are stupid. I will have your back!

192461  Dr Awkward: @tib gubb sneaky asshole versus gives-zero-fucks asshole

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9. Sadbot
10. SomeCanadian



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192280 trelyate: this guy lives in the same city as me, apparently.

192306 Donut: That's not a five dollar bill! You TRICKED me, Uber!

192340 Donut: @dangerkeith3000 I prefer Righteous Cheerleader to be honest.

192258 Robespierre: Musta been when the Mets were ensconsed in the Polo Grounds, pre-Shea. Anyway ... jeez, what a pointless supervillain.

192311 Robespierre: An Ernie Bushmiller classic, yes, but I'd rather see his Aunt Fritzi Ritz.

192309 White Rice: @SomeCanadian I've pretty much come to terms with that being how I'll die one day. There'll be a big, murder-kitty, and I'll just go for it.

192284 SpaceCow: "What, ya never seen a two stone guinea pig?"

192291 Zukero: @Teechur thanks Obama

192263 duckfarts: what's the big deal? they just need to land on it when they come back

192288 SpaceCow: Jonathan Davis' message to his fans.



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 2149 points
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Score:
407
 
 Dick Inspector: Piano lessons can be murder.
 DrinkMixMan: This is why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit
 LogicKitty: I think he's playing "We Didn't Start the Fire"
 Frank herbert: Michael bay soundtrack
 Teechur: This guy should play a duet with Nero.
 Knice: The ol' spicy key-change.
 addend: Maybe you were born to play guitar, instead.
 JohnnySalami: "This song is called 'A World on Fire."
 AverageJoe: Good, now play it with your dick
 Air Biscuit: *plays intro tune to newest 007 movie.
 jazzjunkie: Goodness gracious
 LaeMi: He's on fire today!
Image 151340   12-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
377
 
 Wet farts: Blend 1 part macaroni and 0 part fucks in a large mixing bowl.
 addend: Murica 'n cheese.
 White Rice: That's obviously "Penne & who-gives-a-shit" Macaroni and fuck it isn't until Thursday.
Image 151339   12-20-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
391
 
 Lestrange: Car died overwinter in a snow drift and now it's the HQ of Dorg Clerb.
 Headoftheclass: "C'mon, guys. You're not even pushing."
 whiplash: Well, we chased it and we caught it. Now what?
 DarkTeddy: And fuck it* @WaffleIron
 LaeMi: Reservoir Canines.
 WaffleIron: You came to the wron.. oh fuck it.
Image 151338   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
443
 
 addend: Phulture.
 DarkTeddy: Scrotum-chin is in
Image 151337   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
134
 
 KingTrebek: More like United DABS of America, right guys?
 EvilOtter: Silly Putty counterfeits the best passports. Drug mules love it!
 Air Biscuit: Many years in the future, they can clone this passport trapped in amber.
 WaffleIron: I hope that's maple syrup. QUEBEC maple syrup.
Image 151336   12-20-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
311
 
 KingTrebek: green juice, yogurt, and hot dogs sounds like a very balanced meal
 a robot: @fumbduck There's something weird in the fridge today / I don't know what it is / Food I can't recognize / My roommate won't throw a thing away / I guess it's probably his / It looks like it's alive...
 fumbduck: If your juice grows legs, it's been too long in the fridge.
Image 151335   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
761
 
 Prostata: oh dear!
 Fishy: aw yis
 a robot: Feels good man
 WaffleIron: In my defense I've been drinking, so if double posting isn't socially progressive enough I will stand trial for my errant refreshing in the morning.
 WaffleIron: You wont be grinning when I shoot your father, stupid bambi.
Image 151334   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
477
 
 cenecia: This is fine.
 antipatterns: @WaffleIron Good to see fellow DF players. We're a rare and superstitious breed, for good reason.
 Wookiee: Cue the Sqirrel Nut Zippers...
 Teechur: That ain't no friggin' Christmas star, Gris! It's a light at the sewage treatment plant!
 addend: It's called magma while it's below the surface.
 WaffleIron: In dwarf fortress I would often carve grates into adamantium veins to see if hell was on the other side. Sometimes it was.
 LaeMi: Go to Hell. It isn't far.
Image 151333   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
592
 
 werterland: Texthorn?
 Borkf: Joke's on you, I'm not getting up until the afternoon!
Image 151332   12-20-16   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
273
 
 trepanation: @ThatGuy Dang
 ThatGuy: Check out the 'butter lover' video on youtube. It's not sexual or gross or anything, just a really funny animation by Kinga Nagorka.
 WaffleIron: I am not familiar with this flavour of butthorn.
Image 151331   12-20-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
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