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182108  piranharama: Baba Yaga high tea

182090  sparename: I need radar-controlled lasers with targeting systems able to discriminate against pickles and bacon

182091  White Rice: @AlexDeLarge What about that "B"? That's a typo.

182092  White Rice: @dangerkeith3000 nice.

182100  White Rice: "Are you John Connor?"

181938  hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

182108  yev: the vicious circle of judgement

182108  sparename: Wait 'Til Your Grandfather Gets Home

181997  hajjpodge: Or finance @Borkf

182107  tib gubb: well color me shocked

182116  sparename: "What? Again?"

182097  enfanta: God, I hate team building.

182101  addend: Toss him the lifesaver! Trees can't swim!

182102  addend: It's a snek-snack-on-snek world.

182084  sparename: Where's Troy Tempest when you need him?

182099  sparename: Your tent is shit

182099  addend: This wake is weird.

182104  tib gubb: Cooper says what we're all thinking

182105  JohnnySalami: Well duh, everyone knows if you believe in UFOs hard enough, the Mother ship grants you a Telepathic Parasite to insert into your brain! Common knowledge people

182105  tib gubb: this is accurate

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181939 Air Biscuit: "I give my best powerpoint presentations on the toilet"

181903 BavidDowie: You think YOU'VE "seen some shit"!?

181941 ughjeez: @tritium Looks like Terraria

181879 XLY: Surrey you jest!

181909 tib gubb: parents just don't understand

181938 hajjpodge: "I want to die." - Wait, no that's correct.

181934 Micro Jackson: Hell i'd a beat you too

181981 tib gubb: that's a fine looking turtle.

181950 Felicity: Ample parking in back

181957 Hosebag: If you got 8 of these, and put them all on a rope and swing it around and hit people - that would ironic. (and fun)



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Score:
407
 
 Dick Inspector: Piano lessons can be murder.
 DrinkMixMan: This is why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit
 LogicKitty: I think he's playing "We Didn't Start the Fire"
 Frank herbert: Michael bay soundtrack
 Teechur: This guy should play a duet with Nero.
 Knice: The ol' spicy key-change.
 addend: Maybe you were born to play guitar, instead.
 JohnnySalami: "This song is called 'A World on Fire."
 AverageJoe: Good, now play it with your dick
 Air Biscuit: *plays intro tune to newest 007 movie.
 jazzjunkie: Goodness gracious
 LaeMi: He's on fire today!
Image 151340   12-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
377
 
 Wet farts: Blend 1 part macaroni and 0 part fucks in a large mixing bowl.
 addend: Murica 'n cheese.
 White Rice: That's obviously "Penne & who-gives-a-shit" Macaroni and fuck it isn't until Thursday.
Image 151339   12-20-16   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
391
 
 Lestrange: Car died overwinter in a snow drift and now it's the HQ of Dorg Clerb.
 Headoftheclass: "C'mon, guys. You're not even pushing."
 whiplash: Well, we chased it and we caught it. Now what?
 DarkTeddy: And fuck it* @WaffleIron
 LaeMi: Reservoir Canines.
 WaffleIron: You came to the wron.. oh fuck it.
Image 151338   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
443
 
 addend: Phulture.
 DarkTeddy: Scrotum-chin is in
Image 151337   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
134
 
 KingTrebek: More like United DABS of America, right guys?
 EvilOtter: Silly Putty counterfeits the best passports. Drug mules love it!
 Air Biscuit: Many years in the future, they can clone this passport trapped in amber.
 WaffleIron: I hope that's maple syrup. QUEBEC maple syrup.
Image 151336   12-20-16   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
311
 
 KingTrebek: green juice, yogurt, and hot dogs sounds like a very balanced meal
 a robot: @fumbduck There's something weird in the fridge today / I don't know what it is / Food I can't recognize / My roommate won't throw a thing away / I guess it's probably his / It looks like it's alive...
 fumbduck: If your juice grows legs, it's been too long in the fridge.
Image 151335   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
761
 
 Prostata: oh dear!
 Fishy: aw yis
 a robot: Feels good man
 WaffleIron: In my defense I've been drinking, so if double posting isn't socially progressive enough I will stand trial for my errant refreshing in the morning.
 WaffleIron: You wont be grinning when I shoot your father, stupid bambi.
Image 151334   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
477
 
 cenecia: This is fine.
 antipatterns: @WaffleIron Good to see fellow DF players. We're a rare and superstitious breed, for good reason.
 Wookiee: Cue the Sqirrel Nut Zippers...
 Teechur: That ain't no friggin' Christmas star, Gris! It's a light at the sewage treatment plant!
 addend: It's called magma while it's below the surface.
 WaffleIron: In dwarf fortress I would often carve grates into adamantium veins to see if hell was on the other side. Sometimes it was.
 LaeMi: Go to Hell. It isn't far.
Image 151333   12-20-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
592
 
 werterland: Texthorn?
 Borkf: Joke's on you, I'm not getting up until the afternoon!
Image 151332   12-20-16   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
273
 
 trepanation: @ThatGuy Dang
 ThatGuy: Check out the 'butter lover' video on youtube. It's not sexual or gross or anything, just a really funny animation by Kinga Nagorka.
 WaffleIron: I am not familiar with this flavour of butthorn.
Image 151331   12-20-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
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