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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
303
 
 ClockworkJackalope: @CapitalismMeow HEFFS IN THE TREES MAN! HEFFS INNTHE TREES!!
 Otterman: I'm sure this is my fault somehow
 CapitalismMeow: Piglette was currently in the throws of a Vietnam flashback
 ClockworkJackalope: " ONE OF YOU IS THE CREATURE! IM JUST GONNA SIT UP HERE AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE" " oh bother"
 SpaceCow: "Oh dear, oh dear, I'm afraid I can't pull you up Pooh. I'd like to play a game, you see."
 Minx: Pay your taxes!!!
 Lestrange: Use the lotion Pooh
Image 151167   12-19-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
327
 
 hearsegirl: plucked from the pantone forest
 ClockworkJackalope: Fun fact;Legolas' last name is greenleaf, and Legolas translates to greenleaf.. so his name is the elf equivalent of moon moon. Now that explains why he gets along with the dwarf.
 Adroit Aardvark: It's astounding to me that someone took the time to gather these leaves. At first look I thought they were photoshopped, but no, someone really gathered all these leaves and arranged them neatly by color. Amazing dedication there.
 Lestrange: I like E7 best
 SomeCanadian: Leaves of 3- let it be. Leaves of 81- just more fun.
 TwoChewbaccas: You just gonna leave that there?
Image 151166   12-19-16   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
62
 
 addend: Mummenschanz.
 Scoo: Feeeeeeed meeeeee!
 Mr. Shine: "Crooooooooow!!" / If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts (la la la)/
 whiplash: Toilet has seen some shit.
 Headoftheclass: Someone's prepared to hunker down for a mean shit.
 Adroit Aardvark: Pareidolia
 Lestrange: Hello my ragtime, ragtime doll
 itskando: Hello my baby, hello my darlin'!
Image 151165   12-19-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
129
 
 jazzjunkie: Fun with multiple mirrors!
 whiplash: "Oh, why did someone put two rolls of toilet paper in the other bathroom and none in here?!"
 Mad Collager: A rare photo of Han Solo's younger brother, Han Duet.
Image 151164   12-19-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
204
 
 Air Biscuit: Why does your office need a shower?
 pastme: I'm headed to Starbucks..want anything?
 LaeMi: This workplace doesn't sound very fun.
 a robot: A list of things that totally actually happened in real life for real.
 Scoo: Who's Brad? Brads dead, baby. Brad's dead.
 Jaunty Shrimp: David Thorne strikes again
 Headoftheclass: Moving forward...and yet it's a re-post.
 Adroit Aardvark: Man, I've always wanted a rooster assistant.
 Farnarkle: Termination seems a bit extreme - how about just firing them?
 AverageJoe: Fishes don't usually live long enough to have birthday parties
 SomeCanadian: Brad has all the fun.
 jochenau: Haunting business offices sounds pretty fun actually.
 sparename: Just sack the guy with no name
Image 151163   12-19-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
597
 
 ClockworkJackalope: YOU WILLL NOT PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 Minx: You're a wisssssssssssssssserd Harry.
 jochenau: @Headoftheclass Awww, fair enough. Perhaps some future purple user will claim the name and ride onward toward the light of Destiny.
 Headoftheclass: @jochenau yeah, but this is how we know you.
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian If username changes are a thing, sign me up! I've been wanting a more Spaceship-style name and Magic Poo Hat would be amazing.
 bug: Several hobbit-sized lumps slowly migrate down Gandalf's long body.
 Lestrange: Snek cute. Snekdalf the white.
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau Magic Poo Hat would be a great username. Is it too late to change mine?
 jochenau: I shall go forth and conquer the darkness with my Magic Poo Hat and my Tootsie Rollnado Staff!
Image 151162   12-19-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
359
 
 Musician: They fell over like a line of things that are lined up in a row close to each other and are kinda tippy.
 Minx: Stay out 'ah Papa's territory, you block toy!
 Adroit Aardvark: They're doing what they do best.
 bug: Not shown: PeeWee Herman making a run for it.
 ping: Here we see the young dominoes, not long separated from their mother. In the coming months they will have to survive the harsh winter, finding food where they can.
 San DoDo: Still learning
 Knice: They were asking for it, really.
Image 151161   12-19-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
282
 
 Minx: Froo-oo-oo-ot, la la la la la la!
 SomeCanadian: The Police really needed some work after Sting left.
Image 151160   12-19-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
410
 
 Prostata: cute peeg!
 hearsegirl: 'Sup...
 Adroit Aardvark: I never thought I'd have hair jealousy over a guinea pig. He sure rocks that look
 itskando: Haunting the office
 San DoDo: The Fuzz
 Borkf: Is this emo?
 SomeCanadian: Despite all my rage, I'm still just a guinea pig.
Image 151159   12-19-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
477
 
 Air Biscuit: @Astanapan if movies have taught me anything, dinky-di is the only brand of dog food in Australia.
 addend: The all-caps names are meant to be screamed aloud.
 whiplash: Dave is invisible, he's the worst!
 Headoftheclass: Watergit, meet Dave. Dave, meet...wait, where's Dave?
 Adroit Aardvark: Turbochicken sounds like an [adult swim.] show, in all honesty.
 Astanapan: I'm pretty sure there is a dog food brand named MEGA DOG somewhere.
 jochenau: SEABASTARD is my horse's racing name.
 SomeCanadian: @Lestrange Dave's not here, man.
 Lestrange: Huh. They cut the Dave off this picture.
Image 151158   12-19-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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