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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
303
 
 ClockworkJackalope: @CapitalismMeow HEFFS IN THE TREES MAN! HEFFS INNTHE TREES!!
 Otterman: I'm sure this is my fault somehow
 CapitalismMeow: Piglette was currently in the throws of a Vietnam flashback
 ClockworkJackalope: " ONE OF YOU IS THE CREATURE! IM JUST GONNA SIT UP HERE AND LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE" " oh bother"
 SpaceCow: "Oh dear, oh dear, I'm afraid I can't pull you up Pooh. I'd like to play a game, you see."
 Minx: Pay your taxes!!!
 Lestrange: Use the lotion Pooh
Image 151167   12-19-16   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
327
 
 hearsegirl: plucked from the pantone forest
 ClockworkJackalope: Fun fact;Legolas' last name is greenleaf, and Legolas translates to greenleaf.. so his name is the elf equivalent of moon moon. Now that explains why he gets along with the dwarf.
 Adroit Aardvark: It's astounding to me that someone took the time to gather these leaves. At first look I thought they were photoshopped, but no, someone really gathered all these leaves and arranged them neatly by color. Amazing dedication there.
 Lestrange: I like E7 best
 SomeCanadian: Leaves of 3- let it be. Leaves of 81- just more fun.
 TwoChewbaccas: You just gonna leave that there?
Image 151166   12-19-16   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
62
 
 addend: Mummenschanz.
 Scoo: Feeeeeeed meeeeee!
 Mr. Shine: "Crooooooooow!!" / If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts (la la la)/
 whiplash: Toilet has seen some shit.
 Headoftheclass: Someone's prepared to hunker down for a mean shit.
 Adroit Aardvark: Pareidolia
 Lestrange: Hello my ragtime, ragtime doll
 itskando: Hello my baby, hello my darlin'!
Image 151165   12-19-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
129
 
 jazzjunkie: Fun with multiple mirrors!
 whiplash: "Oh, why did someone put two rolls of toilet paper in the other bathroom and none in here?!"
 Mad Collager: A rare photo of Han Solo's younger brother, Han Duet.
Image 151164   12-19-16   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
204
 
 Air Biscuit: Why does your office need a shower?
 pastme: I'm headed to Starbucks..want anything?
 LaeMi: This workplace doesn't sound very fun.
 a robot: A list of things that totally actually happened in real life for real.
 Scoo: Who's Brad? Brads dead, baby. Brad's dead.
 Jaunty Shrimp: David Thorne strikes again
 Headoftheclass: Moving forward...and yet it's a re-post.
 Adroit Aardvark: Man, I've always wanted a rooster assistant.
 Farnarkle: Termination seems a bit extreme - how about just firing them?
 AverageJoe: Fishes don't usually live long enough to have birthday parties
 SomeCanadian: Brad has all the fun.
 jochenau: Haunting business offices sounds pretty fun actually.
 sparename: Just sack the guy with no name
Image 151163   12-19-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
597
 
 ClockworkJackalope: YOU WILLL NOT PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 Minx: You're a wisssssssssssssssserd Harry.
 jochenau: @Headoftheclass Awww, fair enough. Perhaps some future purple user will claim the name and ride onward toward the light of Destiny.
 Headoftheclass: @jochenau yeah, but this is how we know you.
 jochenau: @SomeCanadian If username changes are a thing, sign me up! I've been wanting a more Spaceship-style name and Magic Poo Hat would be amazing.
 bug: Several hobbit-sized lumps slowly migrate down Gandalf's long body.
 Lestrange: Snek cute. Snekdalf the white.
 SomeCanadian: @jochenau Magic Poo Hat would be a great username. Is it too late to change mine?
 jochenau: I shall go forth and conquer the darkness with my Magic Poo Hat and my Tootsie Rollnado Staff!
Image 151162   12-19-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
359
 
 Musician: They fell over like a line of things that are lined up in a row close to each other and are kinda tippy.
 Minx: Stay out 'ah Papa's territory, you block toy!
 Adroit Aardvark: They're doing what they do best.
 bug: Not shown: PeeWee Herman making a run for it.
 ping: Here we see the young dominoes, not long separated from their mother. In the coming months they will have to survive the harsh winter, finding food where they can.
 San DoDo: Still learning
 Knice: They were asking for it, really.
Image 151161   12-19-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
282
 
 Minx: Froo-oo-oo-ot, la la la la la la!
 SomeCanadian: The Police really needed some work after Sting left.
Image 151160   12-19-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
410
 
 Prostata: cute peeg!
 hearsegirl: 'Sup...
 Adroit Aardvark: I never thought I'd have hair jealousy over a guinea pig. He sure rocks that look
 itskando: Haunting the office
 San DoDo: The Fuzz
 Borkf: Is this emo?
 SomeCanadian: Despite all my rage, I'm still just a guinea pig.
Image 151159   12-19-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
477
 
 Air Biscuit: @Astanapan if movies have taught me anything, dinky-di is the only brand of dog food in Australia.
 addend: The all-caps names are meant to be screamed aloud.
 whiplash: Dave is invisible, he's the worst!
 Headoftheclass: Watergit, meet Dave. Dave, meet...wait, where's Dave?
 Adroit Aardvark: Turbochicken sounds like an [adult swim.] show, in all honesty.
 Astanapan: I'm pretty sure there is a dog food brand named MEGA DOG somewhere.
 jochenau: SEABASTARD is my horse's racing name.
 SomeCanadian: @Lestrange Dave's not here, man.
 Lestrange: Huh. They cut the Dave off this picture.
Image 151158   12-19-16   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
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