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205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

205393  flying sheep: That's too bad. The ones I want to get rid of are all jolly banged up.

205383  Butcherboy: I kid you not

205384  Butcherboy: I remember one of these crapping out on me and in a rage I smashed it against a lamp post. Then I realized I'd broken my favorite CD and I was double pissed

205387  VoR: Where is the cockfighting and how do you win at this appendage wrestling?

205388  VoR: Never ending story?

205260  carpwoman: Shitrus.

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205372 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205346 hajjpodge: This is very Knice.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205186 Austin: light urple

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware

205148 piranharama: MITTENS IS GOING FOR THE BODY SLAM!!!



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Score:
441
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Dopefux Maximus
 bug: Eminem is not aging well
 Eleftheros: Vomit on his cassock, moms spaghetti
 Lestrange: Poor Eminem's arthritis is getting worst.
 San DoDo: He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Image 151155   12-19-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
256
 
 SpaceCow: "Ya know, after the seventeenth time Doc Ock kidnaps Aunt May, I start to think. Maybe she should just stay with him."
 whiplash: The Amazing Nargilahman
 isosceleswaffle: Turkish Spiderman got weird.
 WTF: Needs more satellite dishes.
 AverageJoe: "Peter, you aren't masturbating again, are you?" "No, aunt may, I'm just smoking pot"
Image 151154   12-19-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
412
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, from now on, we only allow dehydrated water bottles in here!
 Lestrange: Who needs water when you've got Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator?
 SkidSolo: This stuff is clearly dangerous and should be banned at once.
Image 151153   12-19-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
300
 
 Farnarkle: This record sounds starched.
 Mad Collager: They got him these because they knew he would turnip his nose at the other ones.
 SomeCanadian: I used to be with it but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it. and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (ominously): It'll happen to you.
 whiplash: Can't Beat the Beets by Farmer Dre.
 addend: Ooh, his parents bought him the wireless ones. Spoiled kid.
Image 151152   12-19-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
589
 
 WTF: ... and the guy with the magic shield grew up to be Ross from friends.
 ThatGuy: It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
Image 151151   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
690
 
 hearsegirl: at first i thought it was a blue/gold macaw who'd lost his tail sitting on a giant telescope. gotta keep the glasses on.
 Hiddentigerma: @SkidSolo Sneeky burds.
 SkidSolo: I couldn't even guess at the number of hours I've spent on riverbanks trying to get a decent picture of a kingfisher. This makes me sick.
 earl: This is why you always need to bring a second camera.
 lizzz: "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille."
Image 151150   12-19-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
272
 
 djublonskopf: Leonard tattooed all the important messages about finding his wife's killer, but more mundane reminders were best relegated to notes around the house.
 SpaceCow: I have my evil twin's phone. Good enough.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Don't you mean my "cell leash"?
 Minx: Is that a threat?
 bug: Is your roommate Jigsaw?
 petepuma: Couldn't you have at least centered the words on the pieces of paper, you lazy dick?
 whiplash: It's super-glued to my hand, how could I not?
 Flarmie: PS OUT OF PRINTER PAPER PLEASE BUY MORE WHEN YOU GO TO THE
 LaeMi: No. And it is deliberate.
Image 151149   12-19-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
467
 
 hearsegirl: fancy bacon
 Farnarkle: Now if you put mascara on a pig, it becomes a warthog.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange Babirusa. Although they aren't them. Those are dragons or something.
 Lestrange: Babirussa or some weird spelling. Translation: A pig.
 whiplash: Rare photo of Creamsicles before they're slaughtered and frozen.
 Jeannie C: All dressed up, and we're still in this pig pen.
Image 151148   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
341
 
 FabricMan: Buzz and Woody
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Space cowboy
 Minx: See'ya Woody.
 Headoftheclass: "You're my favorite deputy!"
 Headoftheclass: "There's a seed in my bowl!"
 Headoftheclass: If I could only link the Robot Chicken clip where Andy uses Buzz for this exact purpise.
 Mr. Butt: I cum in pies
 petepuma: The one on the right says "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND"
 LaeMi: Next picture he as made Woody into a bong.
Image 151147   12-19-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
254
 
 a sedated moose: @ClockworkJackalope Always glad to be of service, citizen!
 ClockworkJackalope: @a sedated moose thank god you where here.
 buttbear: @Theta Zero More for me then.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 Theta Zero: I'd prefer if you didn't.
Image 151146   12-19-16   Uploaded by    charmander
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