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254235  Robespierre: They're out there. I seen 'em.

254238  Robespierre: Patience of a saint

254245  VoR: Get consent kids

254244  WTF: Is counting a form of math?

254236  Off Topic: Mlem.

254236  VoR: Could be worse

254243  barfolomew: Entry stairs to the head trauma ward

254238  VoR: GOOSE: What do you know about Ginger bread men?

254233  Dr Awkward: @Shay Yeah, that's some kinky shit right there.

254233  Shay: Hold everything! Star Wars...IN CONCERT?!?!

254235  Shay: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" - Woman and Pie

254252  salmiakki: Congrats on the new dog.

254242  Shay: He's mesmerized by the floor pattern up there #254243

254227  sparenamelaptopdied: Low-gravity reiki

254230  sparenamelaptopdied: Adventure Time needs Orangegrab

254154  Joseph: Which one is the woman?

254240  Solemn: And in Track 10 we have the newcomer, Mewsain Bolt...

254219  Mad Collager: My herpetology is not dormant.

254233  Solemn: A cheese hat? Consider me seduced.

254239  Solemn: Yes, I can see that his forehead has evolved during his growth cycle. Soon it will devour all that we know and love while somehow singing 'You've Got a Friend in Me'.

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253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253956 m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 Joseph: Which one is the woman?

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
441
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Dopefux Maximus
 bug: Eminem is not aging well
 Eleftheros: Vomit on his cassock, moms spaghetti
 Lestrange: Poor Eminem's arthritis is getting worst.
 San DoDo: He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Image 151155   12-19-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
256
 
 SpaceCow: "Ya know, after the seventeenth time Doc Ock kidnaps Aunt May, I start to think. Maybe she should just stay with him."
 whiplash: The Amazing Nargilahman
 isosceleswaffle: Turkish Spiderman got weird.
 WTF: Needs more satellite dishes.
 AverageJoe: "Peter, you aren't masturbating again, are you?" "No, aunt may, I'm just smoking pot"
Image 151154   12-19-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
412
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, from now on, we only allow dehydrated water bottles in here!
 Lestrange: Who needs water when you've got Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator?
 SkidSolo: This stuff is clearly dangerous and should be banned at once.
Image 151153   12-19-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
300
 
 Farnarkle: This record sounds starched.
 Mad Collager: They got him these because they knew he would turnip his nose at the other ones.
 SomeCanadian: I used to be with it but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it. and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (ominously): It'll happen to you.
 whiplash: Can't Beat the Beets by Farmer Dre.
 addend: Ooh, his parents bought him the wireless ones. Spoiled kid.
Image 151152   12-19-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
589
 
 WTF: ... and the guy with the magic shield grew up to be Ross from friends.
 ThatGuy: It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
Image 151151   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
690
 
 hearsegirl: at first i thought it was a blue/gold macaw who'd lost his tail sitting on a giant telescope. gotta keep the glasses on.
 Hiddentigerma: @SkidSolo Sneeky burds.
 SkidSolo: I couldn't even guess at the number of hours I've spent on riverbanks trying to get a decent picture of a kingfisher. This makes me sick.
 earl: This is why you always need to bring a second camera.
 lizzz: "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille."
Image 151150   12-19-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
272
 
 djublonskopf: Leonard tattooed all the important messages about finding his wife's killer, but more mundane reminders were best relegated to notes around the house.
 SpaceCow: I have my evil twin's phone. Good enough.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Don't you mean my "cell leash"?
 Minx: Is that a threat?
 bug: Is your roommate Jigsaw?
 petepuma: Couldn't you have at least centered the words on the pieces of paper, you lazy dick?
 whiplash: It's super-glued to my hand, how could I not?
 Flarmie: PS OUT OF PRINTER PAPER PLEASE BUY MORE WHEN YOU GO TO THE
 LaeMi: No. And it is deliberate.
Image 151149   12-19-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
467
 
 hearsegirl: fancy bacon
 Farnarkle: Now if you put mascara on a pig, it becomes a warthog.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange Babirusa. Although they aren't them. Those are dragons or something.
 Lestrange: Babirussa or some weird spelling. Translation: A pig.
 whiplash: Rare photo of Creamsicles before they're slaughtered and frozen.
 Jeannie C: All dressed up, and we're still in this pig pen.
Image 151148   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
341
 
 FabricMan: Buzz and Woody
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Space cowboy
 Minx: See'ya Woody.
 Headoftheclass: "You're my favorite deputy!"
 Headoftheclass: "There's a seed in my bowl!"
 Headoftheclass: If I could only link the Robot Chicken clip where Andy uses Buzz for this exact purpise.
 Mr. Butt: I cum in pies
 petepuma: The one on the right says "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND"
 LaeMi: Next picture he as made Woody into a bong.
Image 151147   12-19-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
254
 
 a sedated moose: @ClockworkJackalope Always glad to be of service, citizen!
 ClockworkJackalope: @a sedated moose thank god you where here.
 buttbear: @Theta Zero More for me then.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 Theta Zero: I'd prefer if you didn't.
Image 151146   12-19-16   Uploaded by    charmander
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