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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
441
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Dopefux Maximus
 bug: Eminem is not aging well
 Eleftheros: Vomit on his cassock, moms spaghetti
 Lestrange: Poor Eminem's arthritis is getting worst.
 San DoDo: He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Image 151155   12-19-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
256
 
 SpaceCow: "Ya know, after the seventeenth time Doc Ock kidnaps Aunt May, I start to think. Maybe she should just stay with him."
 whiplash: The Amazing Nargilahman
 isosceleswaffle: Turkish Spiderman got weird.
 WTF: Needs more satellite dishes.
 AverageJoe: "Peter, you aren't masturbating again, are you?" "No, aunt may, I'm just smoking pot"
Image 151154   12-19-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
412
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, from now on, we only allow dehydrated water bottles in here!
 Lestrange: Who needs water when you've got Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator?
 SkidSolo: This stuff is clearly dangerous and should be banned at once.
Image 151153   12-19-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
300
 
 Farnarkle: This record sounds starched.
 Mad Collager: They got him these because they knew he would turnip his nose at the other ones.
 SomeCanadian: I used to be with it but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it. and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (ominously): It'll happen to you.
 whiplash: Can't Beat the Beets by Farmer Dre.
 addend: Ooh, his parents bought him the wireless ones. Spoiled kid.
Image 151152   12-19-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
589
 
 WTF: ... and the guy with the magic shield grew up to be Ross from friends.
 ThatGuy: It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
Image 151151   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
690
 
 hearsegirl: at first i thought it was a blue/gold macaw who'd lost his tail sitting on a giant telescope. gotta keep the glasses on.
 Hiddentigerma: @SkidSolo Sneeky burds.
 SkidSolo: I couldn't even guess at the number of hours I've spent on riverbanks trying to get a decent picture of a kingfisher. This makes me sick.
 earl: This is why you always need to bring a second camera.
 lizzz: "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille."
Image 151150   12-19-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
272
 
 djublonskopf: Leonard tattooed all the important messages about finding his wife's killer, but more mundane reminders were best relegated to notes around the house.
 SpaceCow: I have my evil twin's phone. Good enough.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Don't you mean my "cell leash"?
 Minx: Is that a threat?
 bug: Is your roommate Jigsaw?
 petepuma: Couldn't you have at least centered the words on the pieces of paper, you lazy dick?
 whiplash: It's super-glued to my hand, how could I not?
 Flarmie: PS OUT OF PRINTER PAPER PLEASE BUY MORE WHEN YOU GO TO THE
 LaeMi: No. And it is deliberate.
Image 151149   12-19-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
467
 
 hearsegirl: fancy bacon
 Farnarkle: Now if you put mascara on a pig, it becomes a warthog.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange Babirusa. Although they aren't them. Those are dragons or something.
 Lestrange: Babirussa or some weird spelling. Translation: A pig.
 whiplash: Rare photo of Creamsicles before they're slaughtered and frozen.
 Jeannie C: All dressed up, and we're still in this pig pen.
Image 151148   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
341
 
 FabricMan: Buzz and Woody
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Space cowboy
 Minx: See'ya Woody.
 Headoftheclass: "You're my favorite deputy!"
 Headoftheclass: "There's a seed in my bowl!"
 Headoftheclass: If I could only link the Robot Chicken clip where Andy uses Buzz for this exact purpise.
 Mr. Butt: I cum in pies
 petepuma: The one on the right says "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND"
 LaeMi: Next picture he as made Woody into a bong.
Image 151147   12-19-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
254
 
 a sedated moose: @ClockworkJackalope Always glad to be of service, citizen!
 ClockworkJackalope: @a sedated moose thank god you where here.
 buttbear: @Theta Zero More for me then.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 Theta Zero: I'd prefer if you didn't.
Image 151146   12-19-16   Uploaded by    charmander
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