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243523  raditzu: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?

243526  raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.

243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?



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Score:
441
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Dopefux Maximus
 bug: Eminem is not aging well
 Eleftheros: Vomit on his cassock, moms spaghetti
 Lestrange: Poor Eminem's arthritis is getting worst.
 San DoDo: He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Image 151155   12-19-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
256
 
 SpaceCow: "Ya know, after the seventeenth time Doc Ock kidnaps Aunt May, I start to think. Maybe she should just stay with him."
 whiplash: The Amazing Nargilahman
 isosceleswaffle: Turkish Spiderman got weird.
 WTF: Needs more satellite dishes.
 AverageJoe: "Peter, you aren't masturbating again, are you?" "No, aunt may, I'm just smoking pot"
Image 151154   12-19-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
412
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, from now on, we only allow dehydrated water bottles in here!
 Lestrange: Who needs water when you've got Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator?
 SkidSolo: This stuff is clearly dangerous and should be banned at once.
Image 151153   12-19-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
300
 
 Farnarkle: This record sounds starched.
 Mad Collager: They got him these because they knew he would turnip his nose at the other ones.
 SomeCanadian: I used to be with it but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it. and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (ominously): It'll happen to you.
 whiplash: Can't Beat the Beets by Farmer Dre.
 addend: Ooh, his parents bought him the wireless ones. Spoiled kid.
Image 151152   12-19-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
589
 
 WTF: ... and the guy with the magic shield grew up to be Ross from friends.
 ThatGuy: It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
Image 151151   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
690
 
 hearsegirl: at first i thought it was a blue/gold macaw who'd lost his tail sitting on a giant telescope. gotta keep the glasses on.
 Hiddentigerma: @SkidSolo Sneeky burds.
 SkidSolo: I couldn't even guess at the number of hours I've spent on riverbanks trying to get a decent picture of a kingfisher. This makes me sick.
 earl: This is why you always need to bring a second camera.
 lizzz: "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille."
Image 151150   12-19-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
272
 
 djublonskopf: Leonard tattooed all the important messages about finding his wife's killer, but more mundane reminders were best relegated to notes around the house.
 SpaceCow: I have my evil twin's phone. Good enough.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Don't you mean my "cell leash"?
 Minx: Is that a threat?
 bug: Is your roommate Jigsaw?
 petepuma: Couldn't you have at least centered the words on the pieces of paper, you lazy dick?
 whiplash: It's super-glued to my hand, how could I not?
 Flarmie: PS OUT OF PRINTER PAPER PLEASE BUY MORE WHEN YOU GO TO THE
 LaeMi: No. And it is deliberate.
Image 151149   12-19-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
467
 
 hearsegirl: fancy bacon
 Farnarkle: Now if you put mascara on a pig, it becomes a warthog.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange Babirusa. Although they aren't them. Those are dragons or something.
 Lestrange: Babirussa or some weird spelling. Translation: A pig.
 whiplash: Rare photo of Creamsicles before they're slaughtered and frozen.
 Jeannie C: All dressed up, and we're still in this pig pen.
Image 151148   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
341
 
 FabricMan: Buzz and Woody
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Space cowboy
 Minx: See'ya Woody.
 Headoftheclass: "You're my favorite deputy!"
 Headoftheclass: "There's a seed in my bowl!"
 Headoftheclass: If I could only link the Robot Chicken clip where Andy uses Buzz for this exact purpise.
 Mr. Butt: I cum in pies
 petepuma: The one on the right says "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND"
 LaeMi: Next picture he as made Woody into a bong.
Image 151147   12-19-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
254
 
 a sedated moose: @ClockworkJackalope Always glad to be of service, citizen!
 ClockworkJackalope: @a sedated moose thank god you where here.
 buttbear: @Theta Zero More for me then.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 Theta Zero: I'd prefer if you didn't.
Image 151146   12-19-16   Uploaded by    charmander
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