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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
441
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Dopefux Maximus
 bug: Eminem is not aging well
 Eleftheros: Vomit on his cassock, moms spaghetti
 Lestrange: Poor Eminem's arthritis is getting worst.
 San DoDo: He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Image 151155   12-19-16   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
256
 
 SpaceCow: "Ya know, after the seventeenth time Doc Ock kidnaps Aunt May, I start to think. Maybe she should just stay with him."
 whiplash: The Amazing Nargilahman
 isosceleswaffle: Turkish Spiderman got weird.
 WTF: Needs more satellite dishes.
 AverageJoe: "Peter, you aren't masturbating again, are you?" "No, aunt may, I'm just smoking pot"
Image 151154   12-19-16   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
412
 
 Mad Collager: Okay, from now on, we only allow dehydrated water bottles in here!
 Lestrange: Who needs water when you've got Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator?
 SkidSolo: This stuff is clearly dangerous and should be banned at once.
Image 151153   12-19-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
300
 
 Farnarkle: This record sounds starched.
 Mad Collager: They got him these because they knew he would turnip his nose at the other ones.
 SomeCanadian: I used to be with it but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it. and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. (ominously): It'll happen to you.
 whiplash: Can't Beat the Beets by Farmer Dre.
 addend: Ooh, his parents bought him the wireless ones. Spoiled kid.
Image 151152   12-19-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
Score:
589
 
 WTF: ... and the guy with the magic shield grew up to be Ross from friends.
 ThatGuy: It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.
Image 151151   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
690
 
 hearsegirl: at first i thought it was a blue/gold macaw who'd lost his tail sitting on a giant telescope. gotta keep the glasses on.
 Hiddentigerma: @SkidSolo Sneeky burds.
 SkidSolo: I couldn't even guess at the number of hours I've spent on riverbanks trying to get a decent picture of a kingfisher. This makes me sick.
 earl: This is why you always need to bring a second camera.
 lizzz: "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille."
Image 151150   12-19-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
272
 
 djublonskopf: Leonard tattooed all the important messages about finding his wife's killer, but more mundane reminders were best relegated to notes around the house.
 SpaceCow: I have my evil twin's phone. Good enough.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Don't you mean my "cell leash"?
 Minx: Is that a threat?
 bug: Is your roommate Jigsaw?
 petepuma: Couldn't you have at least centered the words on the pieces of paper, you lazy dick?
 whiplash: It's super-glued to my hand, how could I not?
 Flarmie: PS OUT OF PRINTER PAPER PLEASE BUY MORE WHEN YOU GO TO THE
 LaeMi: No. And it is deliberate.
Image 151149   12-19-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
467
 
 hearsegirl: fancy bacon
 Farnarkle: Now if you put mascara on a pig, it becomes a warthog.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange Babirusa. Although they aren't them. Those are dragons or something.
 Lestrange: Babirussa or some weird spelling. Translation: A pig.
 whiplash: Rare photo of Creamsicles before they're slaughtered and frozen.
 Jeannie C: All dressed up, and we're still in this pig pen.
Image 151148   12-19-16   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
341
 
 FabricMan: Buzz and Woody
 DrinkMixMan: @LaeMi Space cowboy
 Minx: See'ya Woody.
 Headoftheclass: "You're my favorite deputy!"
 Headoftheclass: "There's a seed in my bowl!"
 Headoftheclass: If I could only link the Robot Chicken clip where Andy uses Buzz for this exact purpise.
 Mr. Butt: I cum in pies
 petepuma: The one on the right says "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND"
 LaeMi: Next picture he as made Woody into a bong.
Image 151147   12-19-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
254
 
 a sedated moose: @ClockworkJackalope Always glad to be of service, citizen!
 ClockworkJackalope: @a sedated moose thank god you where here.
 buttbear: @Theta Zero More for me then.
 a sedated moose: NIPPLE DETECTED
 Theta Zero: I'd prefer if you didn't.
Image 151146   12-19-16   Uploaded by    charmander
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