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233222  Hyphae: Green and friendly!? Where is the purple and friendly?

233231  ignatz: Dyou think I've blown my chances of winning?

233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

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1. zrj235
2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
4. glenalec
5. VeeKay
6. Mr. Shine
7. Felicity
8. Ulillillia
9. carpwoman
10. Yurishiro



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon



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Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 19217 points
 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
491
 
 gary: There is a crack, a crack, in everything. That's how the light gets in.
 Aemuli: @Air Biscuit *gasp* Twist!
 Air Biscuit: @Aemuli ahh but you fail to notice the true clue on the bench in the lower right. What could the circle with the line through it mean!?!
 Minx: With a reble yell...
 Science: Slick and Sam were here.
 cArdent: @Aemuli I'm pretty sure the only difference is that National Treasure has Nicolas Cage and is therefore superior (or at least somewhat more entertaining).
 LaeMi: Welcome to purgatory.
 addend: Confirmed, the End is upon us.
 carpwoman: Oh hell no.
 Aemuli: You don't fool me! Underneath those tiles is another clue to find the true grail! Or Cibola. I keep getting the DaVinci Code and National Treasure franchise mixed up. It's led to me being thrown out of a lot of places.
 mwoody: I couldn't do it. I couldn't sit there once a Sunday/Saturday/whatever and stare at it. I'd have to change religions.
 Gomi Day: @grizzly @!#?@!
 grizzly: Qbert be like 'fuk dat'
 Scoo: The Church of St. Qbert
 White Rice: Nobody will notice, the pew's going over it!
 duckfarts: yarrrrrrrrr get diggin' ye landlubbers, i want me treasure before dawn breaks
 Higdec: One Job
Image 151087   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
470
 
 Starky15: Oh he'll fly... You'll see. He'll fly.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Is an epic chase scene about to ensue? My money is on bicycle guy.
 ButtNutz: This Uber is bad
 Theta Zero: Ridin' that hog
Image 151086   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
503
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Spongebob is immortal
 addend: Spongeblob.
 Noremak: @scribbs Pretty sure Sandy would be fine. "Finally, this batshit sponge isn't screwing up Bikinibottom and annoying me."
 scribbs: I'd hate to be that driver when Sandy gets her hands on him.
Image 151085   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
317
 
 addend: We've been desperate for someone with TOILET.OBJ experience to fix our software. When can you start?
Image 151084   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
423
 
 gary: @carpwoman Are you diving now?
 Starky15: Goddammit Aquaman! You're not even trying anymore
 addend: Engine's flooded.
 duckfarts: 100 seahorsepower
 Gomi Day: watch out for carp!
Image 151083   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
430
 
 Ulillillia: Dreamworks' reboot of The Blues Brothers
 Headoftheclass: My parents went to the drive-in to see this, and thought I fell asleep in the back seat. I was 9 at the time, and I knew this would be one of the greatest movies I'd ever see.
 jazzjunkie: I'm on a mission from god. Gotta bust the band out of Joliet.
 Sadbot: College
 grizzly: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
 Himesama: You know that I'm no good.
 sparename: Roger Moore in reverse?
Image 151082   12-18-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
645
 
 SpaceCow: In an attempt to make owlpost as fast as email, the wizards began firing them from cannons.
 Headoftheclass: (clears throat) PTOOOIE!
 Mr. Shine: *bullet zzzip*
 Scoo: INCOMING!!
 Borkf: Torpedowl.
Image 151081   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
642
 
 SpaceCow: "What the hell? It's just some crappy sticker!"
 duckfarts: WHERE'S THE PRIZE
 Scoo: Cracoon Jack
Image 151080   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
138
 
 duckfarts: note how he isn't packing his sense of shame or taste
 Borkf: Well this is worrying.
 Sadbot: Scuttlebutt on SA was that this Goon of Goons fixed printers for a living. Gotta be packing heat for when some fool comes atcha all "PC LOAD LETTER"
Image 151079   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
Image 151078 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Extreme Locorito. You have brought shame on us, Extreme Locorito.
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