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273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

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6. ignatz
7. Teechur
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10. Dr Awkward



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273555 toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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chelseachels uploaded 273263 (801 points)
Troll uploaded 273112 (799 points)
cran vodka uploaded 273236 (798 points)
flowers uploaded 273486 (790 points)
Rocky XLVII uploaded 273173 (779 points)
I Hate The Beatles uploaded 273545 (758 points)
psyops uploaded 273490 (737 points)
reagan uploaded 273276 (736 points)
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 5. Shay: 2187 points
 6. cran vodka: 2130 points
 7. Mexico: 1957 points
 8. daver: 1876 points
 9. norgu5: 1861 points
10. parrotsnest: 1814 points
11. BoiledEggs: 1727 points
12. deadwombat: 1663 points
13. Never AFK: 1632 points
14. skunkrocker: 1597 points
15. weirduncle: 1551 points
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 gary: There is a crack, a crack, in everything. That's how the light gets in.
 Aemuli: @Air Biscuit *gasp* Twist!
 Air Biscuit: @Aemuli ahh but you fail to notice the true clue on the bench in the lower right. What could the circle with the line through it mean!?!
 Minx: With a reble yell...
 Science: Slick and Sam were here.
 cArdent: @Aemuli I'm pretty sure the only difference is that National Treasure has Nicolas Cage and is therefore superior (or at least somewhat more entertaining).
 LaeMi: Welcome to purgatory.
 ppr4: Confirmed, the End is upon us.
 carpwoman: Oh hell no.
 Aemuli: You don't fool me! Underneath those tiles is another clue to find the true grail! Or Cibola. I keep getting the DaVinci Code and National Treasure franchise mixed up. It's led to me being thrown out of a lot of places.
 mwoody: I couldn't do it. I couldn't sit there once a Sunday/Saturday/whatever and stare at it. I'd have to change religions.
 Gomi Day: @grizzly @!#?@!
 grizzly: Qbert be like 'fuk dat'
 9mm: The Church of St. Qbert
 White Rice: Nobody will notice, the pew's going over it!
 duckfarts: yarrrrrrrrr get diggin' ye landlubbers, i want me treasure before dawn breaks
 Higdec: One Job
Image 151087   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
470
 
 Starky15: Oh he'll fly... You'll see. He'll fly.
 Sheikhjahbooty: Is an epic chase scene about to ensue? My money is on bicycle guy.
 ButtNutz: This Uber is bad
 Jason Steak: Ridin' that hog
Image 151086   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
503
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Spongebob is immortal
 phonk: Spongeblob.
 Noremak: @scribbs Pretty sure Sandy would be fine. "Finally, this batshit sponge isn't screwing up Bikinibottom and annoying me."
 scribbs: I'd hate to be that driver when Sandy gets her hands on him.
Image 151085   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
317
 
 MyPasswordAintPassword: We've been desperate for someone with TOILET.OBJ experience to fix our software. When can you start?
Image 151084   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
423
 
 gary: @carpwoman Are you diving now?
 Starky15: Goddammit Aquaman! You're not even trying anymore
 RogueLeader: Engine's flooded.
 duckfarts: 100 seahorsepower
 Gomi Day: watch out for carp!
Image 151083   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Cami
Score:
430
 
 Ulillillia: Dreamworks' reboot of The Blues Brothers
 Headoftheclass: My parents went to the drive-in to see this, and thought I fell asleep in the back seat. I was 9 at the time, and I knew this would be one of the greatest movies I'd ever see.
 jazzjunkie: I'm on a mission from god. Gotta bust the band out of Joliet.
 Sadbot: College
 grizzly: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
 Himesama: You know that I'm no good.
 sparename: Roger Moore in reverse?
Image 151082   12-18-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
645
 
 SpaceCow: In an attempt to make owlpost as fast as email, the wizards began firing them from cannons.
 Headoftheclass: (clears throat) PTOOOIE!
 Mr. Shine: *bullet zzzip*
 fisto: INCOMING!!
 Borkf: Torpedowl.
Image 151081   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
642
 
 SpaceCow: "What the hell? It's just some crappy sticker!"
 duckfarts: WHERE'S THE PRIZE
 huskyboy: Cracoon Jack
Image 151080   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
138
 
 duckfarts: note how he isn't packing his sense of shame or taste
 Borkf: Well this is worrying.
 Sadbot: Scuttlebutt on SA was that this Goon of Goons fixed printers for a living. Gotta be packing heat for when some fool comes atcha all "PC LOAD LETTER"
Image 151079   12-18-16   Uploaded by    Lemonator
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It was uploaded by Extreme Locorito. Boo, Extreme Locorito.
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