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258756  Peter Pantsless: @Solemn their website is super weird too

258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

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 addend: @Scoo You might be a goose if....
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo i was the guy wing-walking by the right wing wearing a reflective vest as we slowly took up 3lanes of a 4 lane street doing that for ike 5 hours one day. It was the best day of that particular job for me. Thanks for bringing back that memory.
 jochenau: You guys are supposed to use the crosswalk!
 Scoo: @addend I've always had this strange desire to taxi an airplane slowly down a busy street. Just to confuse and upset people.
 MasterTwig: Full steam ahead!
 addend: You guys know you can fly, right?
Image 150854   12-17-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
 Bob: only you can prevent photoshopping
 DarkTeddy: Young thugs la meme.
 Himesama: Don't rad me or my comments ever again.
Image 150853   12-17-16   Uploaded by    sumo
 Scoo: The one in Vegas is known as "Ass Pro Shop"
 CastleBravo: That building looked much cooler before they added those logos.
 addend: The Temple of Cabela is on the other side of the marsh.
 Shay: AF-LAC
Image 150852   12-17-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
 cArdent: Uh oh, looks like your piano has sprung a leak.
 smarkles: Dali paintings always make me think of my great uncle. Now I'm all melancholy.
Image 150851   12-17-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
 annterland: @Borkf :)
 annterland: @Borkf :)
 scribbs: Affect = fucking act physically on; have a God damn, motherfucking effect upon, you rat bastard
 scribbs: Affect = connect fucking closely and, motherfucker, often fucking incriminatingly
 scribbs: Affect = the motherfucking conscious subjective fucking aspect of God damn feeling or fucking emotion
 scribbs: Affect = to fucking feign a fucking appearance
 Sheikhjahbooty: For some reason, I read this in a Yoda voice.
 ignatz: Fucking cup.
 Peach: I would just love to catch the owner of this mug making a minor grammatical or spelling error.
 turde: this cup is certainly effecting a change in my affect...
 Borkf: @annterland Same for the South of England!
 DrinkMixMan: Shut the heck up.
 grizzly: Fuck!
 addend: Try decaf, bro.
 annterland: Pedantry...all your rules are fucking chafing me. Oh you get off...on pedantry.
 SunWukong: Chill.
 annterland: 'Could of' is a southern American colloquial corruption of 'could have'. When spoken, 'could've' sounds like 'could of'.
Image 150850   12-17-16   Uploaded by    glowstick
 addend: The full-color version of this picture is just as exciting.
 scribbs: There's a dog there. Just there, in front.
Image 150849   12-17-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
 Wet farts: Bro, do you even borkf?
 Nope: I thought Jersey Shore was cancelled
Image 150848   12-17-16   Uploaded by    buds420
 Lestrange: That's a prisoning
 Noremak: Fun fact: Quartz is one of the birth stones for April.
 Ulillillia: I Laugh Out Louded
 Prostata: I LOLed
 Borkf: @Thyming Of *almost* forgotten those existed.
 Thyming: Now you can wear your JO crystal wear it matters!
 Dresdenkeogh: It's my own personal holistic healing modality, it includes chakra balancing, feldencreis, and GETTIN' YO SHIT WRECKED , SON!!!!!
 Borkf: This is the most metal thing I've seen all day.
Image 150847   12-17-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 chemical: @Amy Housewine Same
 Hosebag: The love that dare not speak it's name.
 Amy Housewine: "OK sweetie, OK. We'll go back to the park and you can point out to me the one who called you a bad dog."
Image 150846   12-17-16   Uploaded by    wolfskin
 Himesama: Me too buddy!
 Wet farts: And I'm fat cause I'm angry.
 Thyming: You are the most adorable tennis ball I have ever laid eyes on.
Image 150845   12-17-16   Uploaded by    elmstreet
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