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273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

273566  Annoying Vegan : @Teechur So... All of them?

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 rasmodeus: Take those Duraflame logs and burn the house down.
 Mr. Butt: Text is up. Time for bad votes.
Image 150578   12-16-16   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
776
 
 scribbs: @Hiddentigerma "Try my pizzup / smack my bitch up"
 Air Biscuit: Pizza pulmonary respiration
 Air Biscuit: Pizza pulmonary respiration
 Hiddentigerma: She spent the rest of her life trying to make a cover of slap my bitch up that involves pizza.
 jochenau: I laughed way too hard at this.
 Off Topic: She hoped the "Pep" in pepperoni would help wake her up.
 SomeCanadian: That's for not getting me an iPad, bitch. Android, what was she thinking...
Image 150577   12-16-16   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
455
 
 Headoftheclass: I think that could be considered "Radio Advertising"
 mexican: Shouldn't that be under "Did someone refer you to the Y?"
 Greek Fire: You'd think that would be an option already.
 mrwiffler: Sounds like the title of a Philip K Dick story.
Image 150576   12-16-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
496
 
 Headoftheclass: "I'm a veritech fighter, and I STILL can't make heads or tails from this shit."
 RiderFan: Rad for Macross.
 Flirb Dampumple: I don't know how many times I was watching that show and yelling RTFM at the screen
 SomeCanadian: Assembly instruction manuals are essentially robot porn.
Image 150575   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
547
 
 KingTrebek: @SomeCanadian When I was a kid they told us that the back of the seats in front of us would keep us from going flying if we got in a crash
 Air Biscuit: @SomeCanadian i just walked in the snow every day. And if the sidewalk was icy, i slid the whole way and got there faster.
 SomeCanadian: @PenguinBartender This is why Canada doesn't get to hang out with the cool countries at lunch :(
 PenguinBartender: @SomeCanadian Stop being reasonable, you're RUINING the joke! GAH!
 whiplash: The other 49 children provide padding for the important kid.
 SomeCanadian: The first problem is a practical one- being that a bus needs to accommodate K (generally 3/seat) to high schoolers who are physically adult sized (a fat one could be a whole seat). So if you averaged and said 2 seat belts to seat, you would need to buy a bunch more buses to fit the extra kiddos that normally sat 3/seat. Also, Canada and the US have done a bunch of studies on school buses and found that seat belts don't really help much in the case of a bus crash. There's some evidence that they can actually be more dangerous in this situation. TBH, the rates of school bus crashes leading to fatalities are so low that you're much safer in a standard school bus than you are driving to the bus stop and dropping your kid off in the morning, like my dad did for 12 years.
 AverageJoe: Don't worry, in that case of crash, the children are protected by a metal bar at tooth level
 Borkf: Children must always wear a seatbelt, even if they aren't in a car.
Image 150574   12-16-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
396
 
 Jotun: "How can I put this delicately... I drank all your Coca-Cola".
 beep: "Make ice stop melting, please?"
 Headoftheclass: "God is great. God is good. Thanks for yummy fish, and that yummy Greenpeace dude. Amen."
 whiplash: "Ex-cellent!" says Mr. Bear-urns.
 SomeCanadian: Evil polar bear plots his next move.
 Mumbo Dingus: Still no females, and praying ain't gonna help
Image 150573   12-16-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
272
 
 Robologna: I am a science and this is truthtastic
 Robologna: I am a science and this is truthtastic
 Prostata: 100% true SCIENCE!
 jochenau: @Radstarboom, pioneer of the new field of Switcherinonics!
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom **Based on limited testing.
 Radstarboom: @Jayfu @LaeMi It would appear .crop is the only switched word you can foil with a period.
 Radstarboom: so wait...nachos .crop .apple.
 LaeMi: @Jayfu - the auto-swapperooni probably passed the second one because it was attached to the preceding ... . The swap on the C-word is one of the older ones here :-)
 Jayfu: Interesting. I guess my first comment was deliberately altered.
 Jayfu: Hmm...crop gets subbed to whack off?
 Ulillillia: "sweet"
 Flirb Dampumple: If you post a tired meme, it will grow back over and over
 jochenau: @Jayfu It took me a bit to figure out that the Spaceship hadn't developed a mysterious layout problem. I'm kind of impressed, honestly.
 Jayfu: Please whack off your stolen images
Image 150572   12-16-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
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 Erebus: Fat floof.
 Spazstatic: @Otterman there never seem to be enough pluses for @Knice.
 Michael Tripe: @Knice Not enough plusses for you
 whiplash: I caught him, now what do I do with him?
Image 150571   12-16-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
417
 
 Lestrange: Ah, the old grapefruit and medication interaction!
 rasmodeus: This is why you shouldn't eat oranges you find in the trash
 San DoDo: Trippy lemon
 Go Lingan: Tangerine Dream
 ASTER: [friendly spaceship comment voice] I hate Snoopy.
 sparename: " # ... He reaches into his bag of trips... # "
Image 150570   12-16-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
422
 
 Jotun: He's quite the dandy.
 WaffleIron: Gotta point those toes if you wanna be sexy.
 Warrax: Is this what it means to "have the vapors?"
 Headoftheclass: I don't think the pic gives a trans vibe, but if the parasol fits...
 SomeCanadian: He just likes the way they feel. It's purely a comfort thing.
 rasmodeus: Prim and proper ladies do NOT sit on the artwork!
 whiplash: "No, I said I wanted my senior photo to show me parasailing with my adoring fans watching!"
 ASTER: See a bit of lace and you all let loose with the trans jokes, huh? You think we all sit in a vaporwave album cover and hold lace?? Huh???
 tib gubb: sure. okay.
 Go Lingan: Bruce Jenner's dad insisted on more decathlon training after this
 savvoy: "The family fully supports Jessie during his transition, but we'd already paid for Jessica's debutante pictures, so..."
 Go Lingan: You do not have any friends
 Shay: Oh I do declare...
Image 150569   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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