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249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

249462  A duck: Tiny kitty is a risk-free post!

249462  sue: Enjoy it now, it will become a moody teen forever.

249452  Yurishiro: Fudges fart

249440  VoR: Hah. In your end doe x15

249444  addend: "And he takes the ball into the end zone!"

249445  addend: "Each one feeds a family for a week, eh?" :(

249445  jochenau: Scenes from the Glorious People's Buttloaf Factory.

249447  addend: (Self-identifies as crock pot.)

249451  jochenau: I didn't realize the pants were so stretchy.

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249380  Sadpygmy: Microwave

249449  addend: It will go on and on... until the thumbs-up or thumbs-down has to be translated, too.

249422  Sadpygmy: GUI update

249432  Sadpygmy: This what happens when you find a stranger in the alps

249450  addend: That awkward age, when you look like an ugly -- er, never mind.

249432  Sadpygmy: Put the baby down Walter

249431  WannaBee: @a robot Me too. I tried photoshopping the mascot with the three dudes and it sat for a few days.

249432  WannaBee: What gym is this?

249448  a robot: username/upload combo....!

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.



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 6. dangerkeith3000: 3571 points
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Score:
306
 
 rasmodeus: Take those Duraflame logs and burn the house down.
 Mr. Butt: Text is up. Time for bad votes.
Image 150578   12-16-16   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
776
 
 scribbs: @Hiddentigerma "Try my pizzup / smack my bitch up"
 Air Biscuit: Pizza pulmonary respiration
 Air Biscuit: Pizza pulmonary respiration
 Hiddentigerma: She spent the rest of her life trying to make a cover of slap my bitch up that involves pizza.
 jochenau: I laughed way too hard at this.
 Off Topic: She hoped the "Pep" in pepperoni would help wake her up.
 SomeCanadian: That's for not getting me an iPad, bitch. Android, what was she thinking...
Image 150577   12-16-16   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
455
 
 Headoftheclass: I think that could be considered "Radio Advertising"
 mexican: Shouldn't that be under "Did someone refer you to the Y?"
 Greek Fire: You'd think that would be an option already.
 mrwiffler: Sounds like the title of a Philip K Dick story.
Image 150576   12-16-16   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
496
 
 Headoftheclass: "I'm a veritech fighter, and I STILL can't make heads or tails from this shit."
 RiderFan: Rad for Macross.
 Flirb Dampumple: I don't know how many times I was watching that show and yelling RTFM at the screen
 SomeCanadian: Assembly instruction manuals are essentially robot porn.
Image 150575   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
547
 
 KingTrebek: @SomeCanadian When I was a kid they told us that the back of the seats in front of us would keep us from going flying if we got in a crash
 Air Biscuit: @SomeCanadian i just walked in the snow every day. And if the sidewalk was icy, i slid the whole way and got there faster.
 SomeCanadian: @PenguinBartender This is why Canada doesn't get to hang out with the cool countries at lunch :(
 PenguinBartender: @SomeCanadian Stop being reasonable, you're RUINING the joke! GAH!
 whiplash: The other 49 children provide padding for the important kid.
 SomeCanadian: The first problem is a practical one- being that a bus needs to accommodate K (generally 3/seat) to high schoolers who are physically adult sized (a fat one could be a whole seat). So if you averaged and said 2 seat belts to seat, you would need to buy a bunch more buses to fit the extra kiddos that normally sat 3/seat. Also, Canada and the US have done a bunch of studies on school buses and found that seat belts don't really help much in the case of a bus crash. There's some evidence that they can actually be more dangerous in this situation. TBH, the rates of school bus crashes leading to fatalities are so low that you're much safer in a standard school bus than you are driving to the bus stop and dropping your kid off in the morning, like my dad did for 12 years.
 AverageJoe: Don't worry, in that case of crash, the children are protected by a metal bar at tooth level
 Borkf: Children must always wear a seatbelt, even if they aren't in a car.
Image 150574   12-16-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
396
 
 Jotun: "How can I put this delicately... I drank all your Coca-Cola".
 beep: "Make ice stop melting, please?"
 Headoftheclass: "God is great. God is good. Thanks for yummy fish, and that yummy Greenpeace dude. Amen."
 whiplash: "Ex-cellent!" says Mr. Bear-urns.
 SomeCanadian: Evil polar bear plots his next move.
 ignatz: Still no females, and praying ain't gonna help
Image 150573   12-16-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
272
 
 Robologna: I am a science and this is truthtastic
 Robologna: I am a science and this is truthtastic
 Prostata: 100% true SCIENCE!
 jochenau: @Radstarboom, pioneer of the new field of Switcherinonics!
 Radstarboom: @Radstarboom **Based on limited testing.
 Radstarboom: @Jayfu @LaeMi It would appear .crop is the only switched word you can foil with a period.
 Radstarboom: so wait...nachos .crop .apple.
 LaeMi: @Jayfu - the auto-swapperooni probably passed the second one because it was attached to the preceding ... . The swap on the C-word is one of the older ones here :-)
 Jayfu: Interesting. I guess my first comment was deliberately altered.
 Jayfu: Hmm...crop gets subbed to whack off?
 Ulillillia: "sweet"
 Flirb Dampumple: If you post a tired meme, it will grow back over and over
 jochenau: @Jayfu It took me a bit to figure out that the Spaceship hadn't developed a mysterious layout problem. I'm kind of impressed, honestly.
 Jayfu: Please whack off your stolen images
Image 150572   12-16-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
822
 
 Erebus: Fat floof.
 Spazstatic: @Otterman there never seem to be enough pluses for @Knice.
 Otterman: @Knice Not enough plusses for you
 whiplash: I caught him, now what do I do with him?
Image 150571   12-16-16   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
417
 
 Lestrange: Ah, the old grapefruit and medication interaction!
 rasmodeus: This is why you shouldn't eat oranges you find in the trash
 San DoDo: Trippy lemon
 Go Lingan: Tangerine Dream
 ASTER: [friendly spaceship comment voice] I hate Snoopy.
 sparename: " # ... He reaches into his bag of trips... # "
Image 150570   12-16-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
422
 
 Jotun: He's quite the dandy.
 WaffleIron: Gotta point those toes if you wanna be sexy.
 Warrax: Is this what it means to "have the vapors?"
 Headoftheclass: I don't think the pic gives a trans vibe, but if the parasol fits...
 SomeCanadian: He just likes the way they feel. It's purely a comfort thing.
 rasmodeus: Prim and proper ladies do NOT sit on the artwork!
 whiplash: "No, I said I wanted my senior photo to show me parasailing with my adoring fans watching!"
 ASTER: See a bit of lace and you all let loose with the trans jokes, huh? You think we all sit in a vaporwave album cover and hold lace?? Huh???
 tib gubb: sure. okay.
 Go Lingan: Bruce Jenner's dad insisted on more decathlon training after this
 savvoy: "The family fully supports Jessie during his transition, but we'd already paid for Jessica's debutante pictures, so..."
 Go Lingan: You do not have any friends
 Shay: Oh I do declare...
Image 150569   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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