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262422  ChubbyBuddy: tripping so hard u cant tell u been home from the concert for 2 hours

262425  ChubbyBuddy: also blowing and tooting

262428  sparename: @Addend Gonna drink it in an attic?

262437  Clim Tinties: Cat loose in a car. You are brave.

262428  addend: Classic.

262326  addend: (Hurries to bathroom.)

262334  addend: Mmm... ham.

262353  addend: "Looks like I'd fits, but how to sits?"

262422  charlemagne: in fact, most monsters sleep on the top side of the bed

262423  charlemagne: who even cares this is the netherlands, let's go for a smoke and a handjob

262373  addend: Brontophauruth.

262374  addend: Come to temporary traffic sign in 15 minutes if...

262382  ignatz: @Trorbo Plumple the geek have inherited the earth

262394  mrwiffler: Mods are drunk ....again

262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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Score:
306
 
 Rump Gruble: Take those Duraflame logs and burn the house down.
 Tralm Grunungo: Text is up. Time for bad votes.
Image 150578   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Puft Flumungo
Score:
776
 
 Crong Plungus: @Hiddentigerma "Try my pizzup / smack my bitch up"
 Malm Gropert: Pizza pulmonary respiration
 Crift Grongo: Pizza pulmonary respiration
 Dimp Cremombies: She spent the rest of her life trying to make a cover of slap my bitch up that involves pizza.
 Freng Flumupert: I laughed way too hard at this.
 Traft Flongo: She hoped the "Pep" in pepperoni would help wake her up.
 Rurb Rempoble: That's for not getting me an iPad, bitch. Android, what was she thinking...
Image 150577   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Heple Rempupert
Score:
455
 
 Gown Dampuble: I think that could be considered "Radio Advertising"
 Ruwn Horpoble: Shouldn't that be under "Did someone refer you to the Y?"
 Reft Albongo: You'd think that would be an option already.
 Rarm Horpopert: Sounds like the title of a Philip K Dick story.
Image 150576   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Thirb Brumple
Score:
496
 
 Guwn Albombies: "I'm a veritech fighter, and I STILL can't make heads or tails from this shit."
 Trert Horpoble: Rad for Macross.
 Rold Rempumple: I don't know how many times I was watching that show and yelling RTFM at the screen
 Flaple Grunungus: Assembly instruction manuals are essentially robot porn.
Image 150575   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Crorm Plungo
Score:
547
 
 Bown Rempupert: @SomeCanadian When I was a kid they told us that the back of the seats in front of us would keep us from going flying if we got in a crash
 Pilm Plomple: @SomeCanadian i just walked in the snow every day. And if the sidewalk was icy, i slid the whole way and got there faster.
 Momp Flumumple: @PenguinBartender This is why Canada doesn't get to hang out with the cool countries at lunch :(
 Bumpo Albupert: @SomeCanadian Stop being reasonable, you're RUINING the joke! GAH!
 Bild Flongus: The other 49 children provide padding for the important kid.
 Mawn Plemopert: The first problem is a practical one- being that a bus needs to accommodate K (generally 3/seat) to high schoolers who are physically adult sized (a fat one could be a whole seat). So if you averaged and said 2 seat belts to seat, you would need to buy a bunch more buses to fit the extra kiddos that normally sat 3/seat. Also, Canada and the US have done a bunch of studies on school buses and found that seat belts don't really help much in the case of a bus crash. There's some evidence that they can actually be more dangerous in this situation. TBH, the rates of school bus crashes leading to fatalities are so low that you're much safer in a standard school bus than you are driving to the bus stop and dropping your kid off in the morning, like my dad did for 12 years.
 Flerb Grunumbies: Don't worry, in that case of crash, the children are protected by a metal bar at tooth level
 Liple Flumumple: Children must always wear a seatbelt, even if they aren't in a car.
Image 150574   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Thimp Albopert
Score:
396
 
 Trirt Morpomple: "How can I put this delicately... I drank all your Coca-Cola".
 Rerbo Grunongo: "Make ice stop melting, please?"
 Jemp Dampupert: "God is great. God is good. Thanks for yummy fish, and that yummy Greenpeace dude. Amen."
 Peng Horpumbies: "Ex-cellent!" says Mr. Bear-urns.
 Meng Grongus: Evil polar bear plots his next move.
 Croft Grungus: Still no females, and praying ain't gonna help
Image 150573   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Beng Flumupert
Score:
272
 
 Viple Plemongo: I am a science and this is truthtastic
 Flilm Rempungus: I am a science and this is truthtastic
 Pimp Broble: 100% true SCIENCE!
 Hawn Plemungo: @Radstarboom, pioneer of the new field of Switcherinonics!
 Creld Cremongus: @Radstarboom **Based on limited testing.
 Bolm Flumupert: @Jayfu @LaeMi It would appear .crop is the only switched word you can foil with a period.
 Heng Plungo: so wait...nachos .crop .apple.
 Bople Drumoble: @Jayfu - the auto-swapperooni probably passed the second one because it was attached to the preceding ... . The swap on the C-word is one of the older ones here :-)
 Reft Morpombies: Interesting. I guess my first comment was deliberately altered.
 Crirb Dampuble: Hmm...crop gets subbed to whack off?
 Thurbo Drumombies: "sweet"
 Pump Fluble: If you post a tired meme, it will grow back over and over
 Thingo Grunomple: @Jayfu It took me a bit to figure out that the Spaceship hadn't developed a mysterious layout problem. I'm kind of impressed, honestly.
 Therbo Plemopert: Please whack off your stolen images
Image 150572   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Halm Plumple
Score:
822
 
 Vimpo Grupert: Fat floof.
 Left Plongus: @Otterman there never seem to be enough pluses for @Knice.
 Ringo Drumongo: @Knice Not enough plusses for you
 Mople Bromple: I caught him, now what do I do with him?
Image 150571   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Crold Grunungo
Score:
417
 
 Frurt Grunongo: Ah, the old grapefruit and medication interaction!
 Hiple Horpongus: This is why you shouldn't eat oranges you find in the trash
 Mild Morpuble: Trippy lemon
 Rompo Bropert: Tangerine Dream
 Birm Bropert: [friendly spaceship comment voice] I hate Snoopy.
 Lift Plemungo: " # ... He reaches into his bag of trips... # "
Image 150570   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Jown Grunongo
Score:
422
 
 Crurt Morpongus: He's quite the dandy.
 Gempo Albongo: Gotta point those toes if you wanna be sexy.
 Molm Horpungo: Is this what it means to "have the vapors?"
 Crurm Plopert: I don't think the pic gives a trans vibe, but if the parasol fits...
 Ling Drumuble: He just likes the way they feel. It's purely a comfort thing.
 Paple Broble: Prim and proper ladies do NOT sit on the artwork!
 Hawn Plemongus: "No, I said I wanted my senior photo to show me parasailing with my adoring fans watching!"
 Rirb Brungus: See a bit of lace and you all let loose with the trans jokes, huh? You think we all sit in a vaporwave album cover and hold lace?? Huh???
 Gungo Cremupert: sure. okay.
 Hift Grombies: Bruce Jenner's dad insisted on more decathlon training after this
 Mulm Cremombies: "The family fully supports Jessie during his transition, but we'd already paid for Jessica's debutante pictures, so..."
 Rirm Drumongo: You do not have any friends
 Gert Albumple: Oh I do declare...
Image 150569   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Flang Horpungo
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