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248679  grizzly: One million ants

248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson



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 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
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13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
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Score:
376
 
 msmstud: I AM an introvert who prefers single-player VGs, but it does sting a little. Welp, gonna go play with myself...
 Headoftheclass: Challenge accepted!
 raditzu: Forever alone.
 Ulillillia: me too thanks
 tib gubb: story of my life.
 ASTER: I know, Xbox, I main Sombra.
 SomeCanadian: Well yeah, if you keep murdering them that will happen.
 Hiddentigerma: I have one.
 Butcherboy: @LaeMi true. i love sharing an "inside" joke with a couple hundred people
 Go Lingan: Thanks for reminding me!
 Theta Zero: A
 LaeMi: We have lots of friends here on the spaceship.
Image 150568   12-16-16   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
557
 
 BILL DOOR: THE STORY OF JESUS AND THE NATIVITY IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE, SAVE FOR ONE DETAIL.
 Peter: It is eating his baby. Rodents do that regularly.
 Headoftheclass: "Look, kid. Quit coming outside without your coat on."
 whiplash: nom nom nom
 tib gubb: the children. the beautiful, delicious children.
 Go Lingan: I knew I shouldn't have let that alopecic fella buy me another drink...
Image 150567   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
54
 
 Beef Supreme: A Whataburger with truck parking. I keep track of such places for, uh, research purposes.
 ChubbyBuddy: not below the waist, doesn't count
 LaeMi: Yes, but I still have no idea what I looked at.
Image 150566   12-16-16   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
393
 
 cArdent: Apparently, I'm a robot. At least until about noon.
 a sedated moose: @Borkf it looks like a skirt, but it's actually shorts.
 SomeCanadian: Also, very strong username-upload synergy, @a robot.
 SomeCanadian: On all levels except the physical, I am Liam.
 San DoDo: @a robot hello Liam
 tib gubb: so you're telling me a dancing robot isn't intelligent? no wonder they're revolting.
 Borkf: What's a skort?
 a sedated moose: This sounds accurate, can @robot confirm?
 LaeMi: Don't talk to me about life!
Image 150565   12-16-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
356
 
 itskando: Recent snl sketch about this nailed it.
 jochenau: @Jotun I think this is one of the least-talked-about elements that unifies our generation.
 fanny: @Jotun haha yes! or at grandma's house
 tib gubb: I'm so ashamed that I used to want to be on that show. Nintendos for days.
 savvoy: My money is on Team Red Tiger Mommies!
 Go Lingan: what an exiting finish! aaaaaannnd... it's a draw.
 Firm Buttocks: If It Ain't Dale Winton It Ain't Worth A Fuck
 whiplash: Look at that guy in the blue sweater. Totally whipped. OR A caring husband who shares household chores with his wife.
 Dan Tagonistic: My friend was on that and she was rubbish - totally went to peices in front of Dale
 Dan Tagonistic: Check it out!
 Butcherboy: the hams! grab the hams!
 Jotun: This was a show I'd watch when I was home sick from school.
 Theta Zero: This gameshow had a bangin soundtrack
Image 150564   12-16-16   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
636
 
 carpwoman: This image is from WWII I believe.
 carpwoman: @Stephen Milkmus - Not cool.
 itskando: Also nailed it
 SomeCanadian: @Chest Rockwell @Science @imaginary gf Also, it's just a hairdryer. You people and your assumptions about women. Sheesh.
 Science: @imaginary gf: It's likely an aluminum aircraft skin, not steel.
 whiplash: Marie's psychologist advised her to drive rivets into her reflection rather than cut herself if she felt depressed and unattractive.
 Chest Rockwell: @imaginary gf It's in a fixture to hold everything together during assembly.
 Go Lingan: Just hid her angle grinder, trying to look inconspicuous
 imaginary gf: Why is she riveting a stainless steel sheet to what looks like cardboard?
 Rachelina: Real men ogle rivet-up girls.
 grace: Riveting...
Image 150563   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
469
 
 beep: @Teechur "before turning sharply right and plowing into the school's Piper Seminole", as I said turning clockwise :-)
 Teechur: @beep @Kess Search for "sliced seminole" and read the story. There was much luck involved, both good and bad.
 beep: @Kess Probably stood still on the ground while a much larger plane came too close on the runway. It looks like the other plane turned clockwise into it from behind.
 Hosebag: This annoys the plane.
 Kess: I'm really trying to process what happened to this plane and I can't come up with a single explanation as to what would've done that... The only thing I keep going back to is a plane propeller from another moving plane. That's all I got.
 Spazstatic: @ASTER took me a few minutes of searching. Thank you for reminding me of Lupin the Third.
 Cami: Piloted by a cartoon coyote at the time of the crash.
 rasmodeus: helicopter 1, plane 0
 Sadbot: It's not airworthy anymore, but at least it goes down stairs in an entertaining fashion
 tib gubb: it's a cut above the rest.
 ASTER: Oh, it's the plane Goemon cuts up in the intro.
 whiplash: This is your captain speaking: we are about to experience some slight turbulence. Please fasten your seatbelts. Nothing to worry about, tho.
 a sedated moose: @Dan Tagonistic @Hiddentigerma Geezaloo!
 Dan Tagonistic: @Hiddentigerma It got hit by the prop of another, bigger plane
 Hiddentigerma: Seriously. What the fuck happened here,
 Teechur: According to Ginsu, that knife will still slice a tomato paper thin.
 Go Lingan: Some divorces get plane nasty
 jazzjunkie: Don't mess with a samurai pilot
Image 150562   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
545
 
 Shay: They sure do grow up fast. #150567
 a sedated moose: Babby squirrel?
 Hiddentigerma: Hug it.
 Erebus: Floof!
Image 150561   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
284
 
 ninetailorochimaru: My local towinng company has been confirmed by the authorities to be breaking a civil ordinance regarding my vehicle. I am calling a lawyer tomorrow to possibly get a class action started against them, because if they broke the law with me, who is to say they didn't break the laws with everyone else? Wish me luck.
 Headoftheclass: When this hits 88 mph, you're gonna see some serious shit.
 Go Lingan: Maybe I'm out on a limb here, Akshat, but I think you should branch out
Image 150560   12-16-16   Uploaded by    scribbs
Score:
429
 
 tib gubb: see these two pussies get coze.
 whiplash: Tortie mashup.
 Knice: When the hotel said you get a King bed, but it's a double.
Image 150559   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Go Lingan
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