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243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

243580  when so: gotta go fast

243523  RiderFan: Ghost Busters 2 was better than 1. Them's the breaks.

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243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243503 Mad Collager: @VoR I was gonna say that, but you said it much better!

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243473 sparename: This is like The Tales of Perry Winkle that frightened me as a kid, he was sitting on a giant crab

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.



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Score:
234
 
 cArdent: I'm pretty sure any brass instrument would make an uncomfortable place to sleep all night, let alone forever.
 Prostata: this gave me a tromnachos
 Dresdenkeogh: I once had a whim and I had to obey it to buy a French horn in a second hand shop. I polished it up and I started to play it, in spite of the neighbors, who begged me to stop.
 Ulillillia: frenchhorn
 BFH: That is a French Horn.
 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure that is a trompet
 ThatGuy: Francais. That punctuation isn't allowed by FS grammar
 ThatGuy: @jazzjunkie trombone is a very sexy verb en franis
 Go Lingan: a'rootin'an'a'tootin'
 Flarmie: She sure is frenching that horn.
 jazzjunkie: Trombone? You're killin' me, Smalls!
Image 150558   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
214
 
 itskando: Philip Seymour Hoffman
 rasmodeus: Praise Kek!
 tib gubb: if you're not down with memes, then your god sucks.
 ThatGuy: Same.
Image 150557   12-16-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
355
 
 BILL DOOR: @Nothing SOURCERY. ALSO, DAMMIT BINKY, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL TELL YOU TO GET. BACK. HERE.
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 itskando: Balloon animal skills: level pro
 San DoDo: When I say jump you say how high
 tib gubb: this is going on my tinder profile right now.
 Go Lingan: I believe you can fly *whack* I believe you can touch the sky *whack*
 fumbduck: Don't feed your girlfriend helium.
 jazzjunkie: Lipizzaner or Pegasus?
Image 150556   12-16-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
116
 
 Spazstatic: Earl grey. Hot. ... Commander LaForge, there is something wrong with the food dispenser.
 Spazstatic: Earl grey. Hot. ... Commander LaForge, there is something wrong with the food dispenser.
 ignatz: Ultra minimalist falconry
 E. HONDA: it's the first class lavatory. press button for free drinks
 ThatGuy: Instructions unclear, voided self out of aircraft...
Image 150555   12-16-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
460
 
 tib gubb: what's an arctic stealth patrol without a realistic bear suit?
 savvoy: Third Reich anti-poaching patrol, Schwartzwald, 1938. They always pranked the new guy by telling him he was supposed to wear the decoy, to make it more realistic.
 whiplash: As the war went badly for Germany, Adolf Hitler's behaviour grew more erratic. "Just say Heil Hitler and salute him," the captain told us, "don't say anything about his bear suit."
 Go Lingan: Gnter sporting his Stella McCartney coat, the other nine sticking to Hugo Boss.
 addend: Does a bear shit in the woods? This one just did.
Image 150554   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
350
 
 tib gubb: holy shit. she just broke the code.
 savvoy: A horse with a human face
 LaeMi: Girlfirends!!
Image 150553   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
348
 
 Mad Collager: Look at that horsepower!
 ignatz: None more PT
 whiplash: Choose one or the other, you can't have both. (Actually, you can't have either one, but let's pretend)
 a sedated moose: I don't get it, but I like it.
 ThatGuy: Nice horse!
 Go Lingan: Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Image 150552   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
507
 
 San DoDo: Giving him a spook
 tib gubb: internet arguments: explained.
 Shay: The sequel to The Thing is turning out good so far.
 Hiddentigerma: @AverageJoe My Butt has been slacking recently.
 AverageJoe: #150543 come on imagebot! really? it's not even 10 posts away
 Go Lingan: Ok. Now I've flossed, seen a periodontist and stopped smoking. Whaddya reckon?
 Borkf: Frightenings are being done.
Image 150551   12-16-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
146
 
 jazzjunkie: The gas is too damn high!
 Go Lingan: Stevie is having innervisions again
 DrinkMixMan: 9/10 smoke gas every day
 Borkf: 2.HI 9/10 ME.
 addend: 2.H19 is a good price for UNLEAD.
 DrinkMixMan: Get a grip, you sativa snorter!
 square44: HOW much???
Image 150550   12-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
600
 
 Science: Jack is a man of many skills.
 Chest Rockwell: I remember that one time it snowed in Seattle.
 Go Lingan: No tokes for me. I'm cool.
 DrinkMixMan: You need to go to jail, hempo.
Image 150549   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
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