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257753  Sadbot: You are like baby, try 20 years ago

257759  piratepom: Ah shit. The entrance to Diagon Alley broke again.

257749  jochenau: Cookies are a problem, but they're not really the main problem in this case...

257751  charlemagne: you want more? but you don't understand stand the concept of birthdays, this is costing me too much

257759  SurfNTurf: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

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257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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Score:
234
 
 cArdent: I'm pretty sure any brass instrument would make an uncomfortable place to sleep all night, let alone forever.
 Prostata: this gave me a tromnachos
 Dresdenkeogh: I once had a whim and I had to obey it to buy a French horn in a second hand shop. I polished it up and I started to play it, in spite of the neighbors, who begged me to stop.
 Ulillillia: frenchhorn
 BFH: That is a French Horn.
 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure that is a trompet
 ThatGuy: Francais. That punctuation isn't allowed by FS grammar
 ThatGuy: @jazzjunkie trombone is a very sexy verb en franis
 Go Lingan: a'rootin'an'a'tootin'
 Flarmie: She sure is frenching that horn.
 jazzjunkie: Trombone? You're killin' me, Smalls!
Image 150558   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
214
 
 itskando: Philip Seymour Hoffman
 rasmodeus: Praise Kek!
 tib gubb: if you're not down with memes, then your god sucks.
 ThatGuy: Same.
Image 150557   12-16-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
355
 
 BILL DOOR: @Nothing SOURCERY. ALSO, DAMMIT BINKY, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL TELL YOU TO GET. BACK. HERE.
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 itskando: Balloon animal skills: level pro
 San DoDo: When I say jump you say how high
 tib gubb: this is going on my tinder profile right now.
 Go Lingan: I believe you can fly *whack* I believe you can touch the sky *whack*
 fumbduck: Don't feed your girlfriend helium.
 jazzjunkie: Lipizzaner or Pegasus?
Image 150556   12-16-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
116
 
 Spazstatic: Earl grey. Hot. ... Commander LaForge, there is something wrong with the food dispenser.
 Spazstatic: Earl grey. Hot. ... Commander LaForge, there is something wrong with the food dispenser.
 ignatz: Ultra minimalist falconry
 E. HONDA: it's the first class lavatory. press button for free drinks
 ThatGuy: Instructions unclear, voided self out of aircraft...
Image 150555   12-16-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
460
 
 tib gubb: what's an arctic stealth patrol without a realistic bear suit?
 savvoy: Third Reich anti-poaching patrol, Schwartzwald, 1938. They always pranked the new guy by telling him he was supposed to wear the decoy, to make it more realistic.
 whiplash: As the war went badly for Germany, Adolf Hitler's behaviour grew more erratic. "Just say Heil Hitler and salute him," the captain told us, "don't say anything about his bear suit."
 Go Lingan: Gnter sporting his Stella McCartney coat, the other nine sticking to Hugo Boss.
 addend: Does a bear shit in the woods? This one just did.
Image 150554   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
350
 
 tib gubb: holy shit. she just broke the code.
 savvoy: A horse with a human face
 LaeMi: Girlfirends!!
Image 150553   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
348
 
 Mad Collager: Look at that horsepower!
 ignatz: None more PT
 whiplash: Choose one or the other, you can't have both. (Actually, you can't have either one, but let's pretend)
 a sedated moose: I don't get it, but I like it.
 ThatGuy: Nice horse!
 Go Lingan: Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Image 150552   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
507
 
 San DoDo: Giving him a spook
 tib gubb: internet arguments: explained.
 Shay: The sequel to The Thing is turning out good so far.
 Hiddentigerma: @AverageJoe My Butt has been slacking recently.
 AverageJoe: #150543 come on imagebot! really? it's not even 10 posts away
 Go Lingan: Ok. Now I've flossed, seen a periodontist and stopped smoking. Whaddya reckon?
 Borkf: Frightenings are being done.
Image 150551   12-16-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
146
 
 jazzjunkie: The gas is too damn high!
 Go Lingan: Stevie is having innervisions again
 DrinkMixMan: 9/10 smoke gas every day
 Borkf: 2.HI 9/10 ME.
 addend: 2.H19 is a good price for UNLEAD.
 DrinkMixMan: Get a grip, you sativa snorter!
 square44: HOW much???
Image 150550   12-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
600
 
 Science: Jack is a man of many skills.
 Chest Rockwell: I remember that one time it snowed in Seattle.
 Go Lingan: No tokes for me. I'm cool.
 DrinkMixMan: You need to go to jail, hempo.
Image 150549   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
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