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268121  barfolomew: Full credit for going for it.

268124  barfolomew: Clearly plotting your death.

268128  Mad Collager: P-p-p-p-p-pupper face

268125  Side Boob: The only time a cat will smile is when he's plotting your death

268117  charlemagne: east london is a vampire

268117  FabricMan: I'm a representative for Eli Lily. Don't mind if I do!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268070  Bill Rye: WOT in TARNATION!!!!!

268123  mammal883: What the heck is Rockdale Light?

268134  withak: You can tell you're a mom because you think this is funny.

267455  Mr Bleak: @Mr. Whiskers Can't be - cats type with their asses - or mine does.

268099  Not A Bot: The suspect is two feet tall, black and white with a yellow beak and smells of fish. If you spot a penguin matching that description, flee the area and contact authorities

267957  durian: @trelyate hahahahah

268122  fumbduck: Joe DiCaprio?

268119  MrBoffo: The Cheshire ... WTF?

268019  ignatz: @Mr Bleak What happened?

268106  MrBoffo: This weird water is always wet

268110  Dresdenkeogh: That's one pert Bert.

268110  MrBoffo: Nudity detected (BAD)

268112  MrBoffo: Isn't this done? I thought it was done.

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267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268039 Theimposter: Arm wrestle me bro.

267859 tib gubb: jorge lucazo



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11. withak: 1603 points
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Score:
234
 
 cArdent: I'm pretty sure any brass instrument would make an uncomfortable place to sleep all night, let alone forever.
 Prostata: this gave me a tromnachos
 Dresdenkeogh: I once had a whim and I had to obey it to buy a French horn in a second hand shop. I polished it up and I started to play it, in spite of the neighbors, who begged me to stop.
 Ulillillia: frenchhorn
 BFH: That is a French Horn.
 tib gubb: i'm pretty sure that is a trompet
 ThatGuy: Francais. That punctuation isn't allowed by FS grammar
 ThatGuy: @jazzjunkie trombone is a very sexy verb en franis
 Go Lingan: a'rootin'an'a'tootin'
 Flarmie: She sure is frenching that horn.
 jazzjunkie: Trombone? You're killin' me, Smalls!
Image 150558   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
214
 
 itskando: Philip Seymour Hoffman
 rasmodeus: Praise Kek!
 tib gubb: if you're not down with memes, then your god sucks.
 ThatGuy: Same.
Image 150557   12-16-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
355
 
 BILL DOOR: @Nothing SOURCERY. ALSO, DAMMIT BINKY, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL TELL YOU TO GET. BACK. HERE.
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 itskando: Balloon animal skills: level pro
 San DoDo: When I say jump you say how high
 tib gubb: this is going on my tinder profile right now.
 Go Lingan: I believe you can fly *whack* I believe you can touch the sky *whack*
 fumbduck: Don't feed your girlfriend helium.
 jazzjunkie: Lipizzaner or Pegasus?
Image 150556   12-16-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
116
 
 Spazstatic: Earl grey. Hot. ... Commander LaForge, there is something wrong with the food dispenser.
 Spazstatic: Earl grey. Hot. ... Commander LaForge, there is something wrong with the food dispenser.
 waaaaaat: Ultra minimalist falconry
 E. HONDA: it's the first class lavatory. press button for free drinks
 ThatGuy: Instructions unclear, voided self out of aircraft...
Image 150555   12-16-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
460
 
 tib gubb: what's an arctic stealth patrol without a realistic bear suit?
 savvoy: Third Reich anti-poaching patrol, Schwartzwald, 1938. They always pranked the new guy by telling him he was supposed to wear the decoy, to make it more realistic.
 whiplash: As the war went badly for Germany, Adolf Hitler's behaviour grew more erratic. "Just say Heil Hitler and salute him," the captain told us, "don't say anything about his bear suit."
 Go Lingan: Gnter sporting his Stella McCartney coat, the other nine sticking to Hugo Boss.
 rockkstar: Does a bear shit in the woods? This one just did.
Image 150554   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
350
 
 tib gubb: holy shit. she just broke the code.
 savvoy: A horse with a human face
 LaeMi: Girlfirends!!
Image 150553   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
348
 
 Mad Collager: Look at that horsepower!
 MylesX: None more PT
 whiplash: Choose one or the other, you can't have both. (Actually, you can't have either one, but let's pretend)
 a sedated moose: I don't get it, but I like it.
 ThatGuy: Nice horse!
 Go Lingan: Full speed ahead Mr. Boatswain, full speed ahead
Image 150552   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
507
 
 San DoDo: Giving him a spook
 tib gubb: internet arguments: explained.
 Shay: The sequel to The Thing is turning out good so far.
 Hiddentigerma: @AverageJoe My Butt has been slacking recently.
 AverageJoe: #150543 come on imagebot! really? it's not even 10 posts away
 Go Lingan: Ok. Now I've flossed, seen a periodontist and stopped smoking. Whaddya reckon?
 Borkf: Frightenings are being done.
Image 150551   12-16-16   Uploaded by    duckybox
Score:
146
 
 jazzjunkie: The gas is too damn high!
 Go Lingan: Stevie is having innervisions again
 DrinkMixMan: 9/10 smoke gas every day
 Borkf: 2.HI 9/10 ME.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: 2.H19 is a good price for UNLEAD.
 DrinkMixMan: Get a grip, you sativa snorter!
 square44: HOW much???
Image 150550   12-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
600
 
 Science: Jack is a man of many skills.
 Chest Rockwell: I remember that one time it snowed in Seattle.
 Go Lingan: No tokes for me. I'm cool.
 DrinkMixMan: You need to go to jail, hempo.
Image 150549   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
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