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272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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Score:
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 Wolfechu: I only see 48. Whoever made this was high as fuck.
 trelyate: #34 is surprisingly polite
 Kess: I don't know, I'm kind of fond of #3
 Ulillillia: Lousy goons
 Mr. Butt: Also, on what planet is "No, thanks, I don't smoke." not respected?
 Mr. Butt: Respect the police coming straight from the underground.
 jochenau: The only time it's been offered to me is when I went to an off-campus meeting of an academic club at my university following a change in the club's leadership; I was kind of shocked. My version was something like, "Uh, I'm good, thanks," followed by sitting there feeling increasingly awkward. I wanted to stay for the sake of trying to be a more sociable and friendly person, but after half an hour or so it became unbearably uncomfortable and I said my goodbyes. This has been another episode of Pointless Anecdotes with @jochenau...tune in next week for more anti-insomnia therapy!
 mrwiffler: "I'm calling the Coast Gaurd"...I like that one.
 Science: @Hiddentigerma: Possibly. They also think weed is injectable and that calling in the Coast Guard is the answer to THC addicts.
 Whatever: This message sponsored by America's finest beer makers who hate competition...
 ASTER: Say NOT to POT.
 whiplash: But what if I AM a Goon? Can I have some ganja?
 Hiddentigerma: "Grass is crass" "I would rather not" Who the hell wrote this. Prince charles?
 ThatGuy: 'sure' seems easier...
 jazzjunkie: You just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free
 superfudge: 25 and 50 were the best.
 totaljihad: "No thanks" also works pretty well if you don't want to lose friends
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot Cannabinal?
 a robot: #24 though. How does smoking pot make someone a cannibal??
 a robot: Stoner's Pot Palace? Man, that is blatant false advertising!
 DrinkMixMan: Dank username/upload combo.
 DrinkMixMan: The trick is to ask 50 times.
Image 150548   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Nope
Score:
471
 
 tib gubb: thanks for the reminder
 Go Lingan: Open to interpretation
 square44: good to know!
Image 150547   12-16-16   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
400
 
 cArdent: But, look, the morn, in russet mantle clad, / Walks o'er the dew of yon high eastward hill
 Mad Collager: There must be mer cats beyond the horizon.
 wootman: Do you ever wonder what's out there, beyond the prairie?
Image 150546   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
628
 
 rasmodeus: smashing the patriarchy one electric scooter at a time
 togboat: On her way to vote. Eventually.
 Bast Relief: The Segway of the future!
Image 150545   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
669
 
 Mad Collager: Aggro-Tatorbug
 Niels Bohr: Let's see, I know my dageurreotype viewer is around here somewhere.
 jochenau: Awww, more Mascot baby pictures!
 a robot: A tiny jaunty purp in the wild!
 Frank herbert: Di i need vr goggles for this?
Image 150544   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
309
 
 San DoDo: Doing him a fright
 Go Lingan: I've brushed and had a mint. Any better now?
 AverageJoe: So, we are at this time of the month again...
 ButtNutz: "Fine! You can have the last McNugget.. I didn't want it that bad anyway.."
Image 150543   12-16-16   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
443
 
 jochenau: I don't have what it takes to nap for less than an hour.
 rasmodeus: I am WAY ahead of schedule.
 AverageJoe: what do you do in the rest and recover days? Cardio?
 Bast Relief: Oh please yes I need this so tired.
 Frank herbert: Im a beast. I did the whole 3p day work out in a little over a day
 Air Biscuit: I can be a contender.
 WaffleIron: Recover? Bloody hacks.
Image 150542   12-16-16   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
443
 
 Mad Collager: Well, at least he can tell easily the narrowest opening he'll fit through.
 Go Lingan: Salvador Dali's grandson compensating for his lack of talent as a painter
 Hiddentigerma: Waluigi cosplayers are my favourite.
 Jotun: @Frank herbert Ch-ch-ch cheeeese
 Frank herbert: Monty found cheese
Image 150541   12-16-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
498
 
 Robologna: My love...
 jochenau: I rewatched this recently and it's still a work of brilliance.
 Science: Oh, Bwunhiwda, you're so wuvwey...
 windows96: Get your "spear" and "magic helmet" ready.
 a robot: "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" (#80829)
 Yam: This is why we have furries
 jazzjunkie: Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da waaaaabit!
Image 150540   12-16-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
372
 
 Mad Collager: Because they might be WELL-bred.
 SomeCanadian: Because they might be bread?
 Hiddentigerma: Don't tell me what to do. Ugly.
 Skinr: Garlic bread
 Yam: Somebody didn't do well in middle sckool.
 ThatGuy: Dicks and such...
Image 150539   12-16-16   Uploaded by    steve
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