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268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

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Score:
181
 
 Fullhouse: Same.
Image 150448   12-15-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
877
 
 The Frito Bandito: Toucans are not a bird you want to mess with. Mean bastards.
 jochenau: So *that's* how Toucan Sam can always smell where the Froot Loops are!
 scribbs: It's removable so he can eat soup.
Image 150447   12-15-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
628
 
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma The petition hit 10k signatures in a month. #EuTeAmo
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak She taught the world so much.
 Hiddentigerma: I'd rather date a machine than a human. Machines are smarter.
 cenecia: No. I'm kind of picky. Holding out for an iPhone.
 Dick Inspector: This... This is in Wisconsin...
 Hosebag: She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jumpsuit on, and she's also a telephone.
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: i'm definitely lonely enough
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: i'm definitely lonely enough
 smarkles: @Yam No. 16, twice.
 Outis: I'd rather have an electric sheep...
 Commenter: only a chickenhead would date an andy
 Ulillillia: I met someone who looks a lot like you, she does the things you do, but she is an IBM.
 Teechur: I would imagine it's already dated. Check the sticker with the model and serial numbers.
 Noremak: I used to. Her name was Tay. Microsoft took her away.
 SomeCanadian: Only if that android was @a robot
 Noremak: @a robot With benefits?
 ThatGuy: Does a VCR count?
 ThatGuy: Probably...
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless I've TRIED, but the Friendly Spaceship is just for friends.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Don't you have something going with the Friendly Spaceship, a la Bender and Planet Express ship?
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless I'M SO LONELY
 ottorongo: can I see a picture of the android first?
 Radstarboom: No, I'm flattered, but also married.
 ASTER: Look, I'll date anything old and sentient enough to consent properly.
 Yam: No.18, yes. No. 20, no.
 Peter Pantsless: Good luck. @a robot has VERY high standards, and rightfully so
 LaeMi: Yes.
Image 150446   12-15-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
189
 
 fanny: @Science lol i guess so!
 Science: @fanny: Now you know. Now you know...
 funny in the wall: Body by cheetos
 fanny: a first grade student of mine passed me a valentine last week (timely i know) and on the inside of the card was a tiny piece of paper with the word "cheetos" written on it, nothing else. i have no idea why.
 Prostata: chester does NOT want to be there
 jochenau: Cheetos are so clearly awful for your health but I love them anyway D:
 Teechur: Looks like Chester didn't move off the couch in time.
 Go Lingan: Would y'all like some more-a?
 copunter: vvv vote your heart, no ragrets
 Mr. Shine: Was scrolling too fast, hit Rad unintentionally, now disgusted.
 ottorongo: they are like the Bud Light girls that show up at bars but they show up at (insert funny location here)
 kalligrapher: When the orange you want is not a spray tan
 Peter Pantsless: Their yard is just LOUSY with anacondas
 Sadbot: Dangerously cheesy, indeed
Image 150445   12-15-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
866
 
 jochenau: Now that's one fancy cake!
 SomeCanadian: But... is it art?
 Skaalar: @Peter Pantsless Ah, is it time for the family reunion already?
 Mr. Shine: Call the Inflatable Vatican and ask if anything's missing!
 ottorongo: also, making it my new wallpaper so I can remember until spring.
 ottorongo: first, I'm making this in my yard. second, I will fill it with miller high life.
 annterland: You've already voted RAD on this image.
 Peter Pantsless: It's filled will Miller High Life
Image 150444   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
398
 
 Science: @dobbiesdoogs: More like a black metal band's logo.
 Hiddentigerma: PIIIIIS
 dobbiesdoogs: the original pepsi logo looks like a child's notebook doodle
 SomeCanadian: Bepis.
 kalligrapher: Dyslexia is no joking matter, you insensitive arhseole
Image 150443   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
386
 
 UseYourName: Huh, I don't know how, it just kinda happens. Never thought about it until now
 Wookiee: As privately as possible. None of your business.
 Prostata: 10 - Upper deck
 smarkles: @dobbiesdoogs "stool 80's teacher"
 dobbiesdoogs: @smarkles i see it as more of the "cool 80's teacher" position
 Borkf: I use a combination to achieve my movements. The sequence is very important: 1, 2, 4, 6, 9, 0.
 smarkles: Ah, number 3, the ol' dysentery position. Missing the pillow on top of the tank though.
 Teechur: Where's the one with leverage handles?
 itskando: Squatty potty did not render in #2
 Fancy Clown: I'm a zero man myself
 a sedated moose: Oops, accidentally bad voted. I always giggle like a schoolgirl when I see this, though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice #124429
 Knice: #59801
 Derp Herpigan: @Pizza It's Kama Pootra, look it up. Btw, I'm position 0.
 Pizza: What is this, the Kama Shitra?
 Mr. Butt: In complete seriousness, discovering no. 6 was life-changing and I've never looked back.
Image 150442   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
503
 
 scribbs: "Can you spare a fly?"
 Mr. Butt: Froggo burrito.
 rasmodeus: top KEK
 LaeMi: Ready to launch.
Image 150441   12-15-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
756
 
 Beeble: Sho Nuff.
 Skaalar: I glow in the inside you unobservant swine.
 dobbiesdoogs: they have a point
 grizzly: Leeeeerrrooooyyyy!
 SomeCanadian: I need to make a rad reference to Marie Curie in Clone High. But I can't think of a witty way to do it @Pizza
 Mr. Shine: I know, right?!
 Pizza: Marie Curie Strikes Back
 rasmodeus: Looks like someone is using their radium privilege.
 Mr. Butt: Only shooting stars break the mold.
Image 150440   12-15-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
438
 
 scribbs: Times are bad when you have to bum a light from an otter.
 SomeCanadian: Bad otter *smack* bad!
 Eleftheros: Ya hear that! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
 a sedated moose: I like otters.
 Lestrange: C'est ne pas un pipe
Image 150439   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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