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238294  Dr Awkward: You shall rue this day.

238226  tib gubb: this is what they did, before the internet

238297  Dr Awkward: I badded this, probably because it hits too close to home

238254  White Rice: @barfolomew I think my first alcohol purchase was either an okay bottle of vodka (nothing fancy, but not in a plastic jug either) or some terrible, terrible beer (good old Steel Reserve, for when you want to stop tasting beer after the second gulp)

238298  Mexico: @a robot He's okay. It's his fans that are annoying.

238229  tib gubb: that's really unnecessary. now, a cat on the other hand...

238257  tib gubb: join us, alice

238256  dangerkeith3000: Everybody hurts........sometime....

238303  Annoying Vegan : Calvinball was really popular back then

238301  WotGives: Amazing grandmother gets censored but cock is ok. Why are we so offended by the female body?

238279  tib gubb: nah, but for lafs you can shut down the cooling, their fault if they didn't set a temperature shutdown in bios

238313  Nope: The hero we need

238282  dangerkeith3000: Me sitting in the back getting my hair done.

238292  tib gubb: heroes of might and magic 3 is pretty good. not that good, though

238300  tib gubb: classic. stupid, but no real danger... until somebody puts their dick on it...

238292  dangerkeith3000: My prospects of getting a Russian wife are looking better!

238302  tib gubb: there's a trick to this that i learned from monopoly - always round down, then the error is in your favor.

238293  dangerkeith3000: Those wacky Nazis!

238296  dangerkeith3000: Why he make you sit in the back?

238296  tib gubb: "see! 100% not racist!"

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238085 Whatever: More like chestburster abortion from the Aliens movies...

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238171 glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238106 TurkeyVulture: @Scoo drink it to stay up late and study math, maybe.

238194 glenalec: @Spazstatic - it's all a factor in a complex cycle of life crapping on you.

238173 jazzjunkie: Damn it Wesley

238199 a robot: He's holding the S upside down. If it was like that on the sign then it definitely needed taking down

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

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15. demonius: 1718 points
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 ignatz: Same.
Image 150448   12-15-16   Uploaded by    the snark
 The Frito Bandito: Toucans are not a bird you want to mess with. Mean bastards.
 jochenau: So *that's* how Toucan Sam can always smell where the Froot Loops are!
 scribbs: It's removable so he can eat soup.
 Noremak: Reminds of something out of Bloom County.
 SomeCanadian: I always knew toucans were hiding something.
Image 150447   12-15-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma The petition hit 10k signatures in a month. #EuTeAmo
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak She taught the world so much.
 Hiddentigerma: I'd rather date a machine than a human. Machines are smarter.
 cenecia: No. I'm kind of picky. Holding out for an iPhone.
 Dick Inspector: This... This is in Wisconsin...
 Hosebag: She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jumpsuit on, and she's also a telephone.
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: i'm definitely lonely enough
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: i'm definitely lonely enough
 smarkles: @Yam No. 16, twice.
 Outis: I'd rather have an electric sheep...
 Commenter: only a chickenhead would date an andy
 Ulillillia: I met someone who looks a lot like you, she does the things you do, but she is an IBM.
 Teechur: I would imagine it's already dated. Check the sticker with the model and serial numbers.
 Noremak: I used to. Her name was Tay. Microsoft took her away.
 SomeCanadian: Only if that android was @a robot
 Noremak: @a robot With benefits?
 ThatGuy: Does a VCR count?
 ThatGuy: Probably...
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless I've TRIED, but the Friendly Spaceship is just for friends.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Don't you have something going with the Friendly Spaceship, a la Bender and Planet Express ship?
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless I'M SO LONELY
 ottorongo: can I see a picture of the android first?
 Radstarboom: No, I'm flattered, but also married.
 ASTER: Look, I'll date anything old and sentient enough to consent properly.
 Yam: No.18, yes. No. 20, no.
 Peter Pantsless: Good luck. @a robot has VERY high standards, and rightfully so
 LaeMi: Yes.
Image 150446   12-15-16   Uploaded by    burritos
 fanny: @Science lol i guess so!
 Science: @fanny: Now you know. Now you know...
 funny in the wall: Body by cheetos
 fanny: a first grade student of mine passed me a valentine last week (timely i know) and on the inside of the card was a tiny piece of paper with the word "cheetos" written on it, nothing else. i have no idea why.
 Prostata: chester does NOT want to be there
 jochenau: Cheetos are so clearly awful for your health but I love them anyway D:
 Teechur: Looks like Chester didn't move off the couch in time.
 Go Lingan: Would y'all like some more-a?
 copunter: vvv vote your heart, no ragrets
 Mr. Shine: Was scrolling too fast, hit Rad unintentionally, now disgusted.
 ottorongo: they are like the Bud Light girls that show up at bars but they show up at (insert funny location here)
 kalligrapher: When the orange you want is not a spray tan
 Peter Pantsless: Their yard is just LOUSY with anacondas
 Sadbot: Dangerously cheesy, indeed
Image 150445   12-15-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 jochenau: Now that's one fancy cake!
 SomeCanadian: But... is it art?
 Skaalar: @Peter Pantsless Ah, is it time for the family reunion already?
 Mr. Shine: Call the Inflatable Vatican and ask if anything's missing!
 ottorongo: also, making it my new wallpaper so I can remember until spring.
 ottorongo: first, I'm making this in my yard. second, I will fill it with miller high life.
 annterland: You've already voted RAD on this image.
 Peter Pantsless: It's filled will Miller High Life
Image 150444   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Science: @dobbiesdoogs: More like a black metal band's logo.
 Hiddentigerma: PIIIIIS
 dobbiesdoogs: the original pepsi logo looks like a child's notebook doodle
 SomeCanadian: Bepis.
 kalligrapher: Dyslexia is no joking matter, you insensitive arhseole
Image 150443   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
 UseYourName: Huh, I don't know how, it just kinda happens. Never thought about it until now
 Wookiee: As privately as possible. None of your business.
 Prostata: 10 - Upper deck
 smarkles: @dobbiesdoogs "stool 80's teacher"
 dobbiesdoogs: @smarkles i see it as more of the "cool 80's teacher" position
 Borkf: I use a combination to achieve my movements. The sequence is very important: 1, 2, 4, 6, 9, 0.
 smarkles: Ah, number 3, the ol' dysentery position. Missing the pillow on top of the tank though.
 Teechur: Where's the one with leverage handles?
 itskando: Squatty potty did not render in #2
 Fancy Clown: I'm a zero man myself
 a sedated moose: Oops, accidentally bad voted. I always giggle like a schoolgirl when I see this, though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice #124429
 Knice: #59801
 Derp Herpigan: @Pizza It's Kama Pootra, look it up. Btw, I'm position 0.
 Pizza: What is this, the Kama Shitra?
 Mr. Butt: In complete seriousness, discovering no. 6 was life-changing and I've never looked back.
Image 150442   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
 scribbs: "Can you spare a fly?"
 Mr. Butt: Froggo burrito.
 rasmodeus: top KEK
 LaeMi: Ready to launch.
Image 150441   12-15-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
 Beeble: Sho Nuff.
 Skaalar: I glow in the inside you unobservant swine.
 dobbiesdoogs: they have a point
 grizzly: Leeeeerrrooooyyyy!
 SomeCanadian: I need to make a rad reference to Marie Curie in Clone High. But I can't think of a witty way to do it @Pizza
 Mr. Shine: I know, right?!
 Pizza: Marie Curie Strikes Back
 rasmodeus: Looks like someone is using their radium privilege.
 Mr. Butt: Only shooting stars break the mold.
Image 150440   12-15-16   Uploaded by    eider
 scribbs: Times are bad when you have to bum a light from an otter.
 SomeCanadian: Bad otter *smack* bad!
 Eleftheros: Ya hear that! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
 a sedated moose: I like otters.
 Lestrange: C'est ne pas un pipe
Image 150439   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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