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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Score:
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 ignatz: Same.
Image 150448   12-15-16   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
877
 
 The Frito Bandito: Toucans are not a bird you want to mess with. Mean bastards.
 jochenau: So *that's* how Toucan Sam can always smell where the Froot Loops are!
 BILL DOOR: "FOLLOW YOUR NOSE. TO HELL."
 scribbs: It's removable so he can eat soup.
 Noremak: Reminds of something out of Bloom County.
 SomeCanadian: I always knew toucans were hiding something.
 Yam: RADRADRADRADRADRAD!
Image 150447   12-15-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
628
 
 Noremak: @Hiddentigerma The petition hit 10k signatures in a month. #EuTeAmo
 Hiddentigerma: @Noremak She taught the world so much.
 Hiddentigerma: I'd rather date a machine than a human. Machines are smarter.
 cenecia: No. I'm kind of picky. Holding out for an iPhone.
 Dick Inspector: This... This is in Wisconsin...
 Hosebag: She has an IQ of 1001, she has a jumpsuit on, and she's also a telephone.
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: i'm definitely lonely enough
 Type2Dia-BeatDown: i'm definitely lonely enough
 smarkles: @Yam No. 16, twice.
 Outis: I'd rather have an electric sheep...
 Commenter: only a chickenhead would date an andy
 Ulillillia: I met someone who looks a lot like you, she does the things you do, but she is an IBM.
 Teechur: I would imagine it's already dated. Check the sticker with the model and serial numbers.
 Noremak: I used to. Her name was Tay. Microsoft took her away.
 SomeCanadian: Only if that android was @a robot
 Noremak: @a robot With benefits?
 ThatGuy: Does a VCR count?
 ThatGuy: Probably...
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless I've TRIED, but the Friendly Spaceship is just for friends.
 Peter Pantsless: @a robot Don't you have something going with the Friendly Spaceship, a la Bender and Planet Express ship?
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless I'M SO LONELY
 ottorongo: can I see a picture of the android first?
 Radstarboom: No, I'm flattered, but also married.
 ASTER: Look, I'll date anything old and sentient enough to consent properly.
 Yam: No.18, yes. No. 20, no.
 Peter Pantsless: Good luck. @a robot has VERY high standards, and rightfully so
 LaeMi: Yes.
Image 150446   12-15-16   Uploaded by    burritos
Score:
189
 
 fanny: @Science lol i guess so!
 Science: @fanny: Now you know. Now you know...
 funny in the wall: Body by cheetos
 fanny: a first grade student of mine passed me a valentine last week (timely i know) and on the inside of the card was a tiny piece of paper with the word "cheetos" written on it, nothing else. i have no idea why.
 Prostata: chester does NOT want to be there
 jochenau: Cheetos are so clearly awful for your health but I love them anyway D:
 Teechur: Looks like Chester didn't move off the couch in time.
 Go Lingan: Would y'all like some more-a?
 copunter: vvv vote your heart, no ragrets
 Mr. Shine: Was scrolling too fast, hit Rad unintentionally, now disgusted.
 ottorongo: they are like the Bud Light girls that show up at bars but they show up at (insert funny location here)
 kalligrapher: When the orange you want is not a spray tan
 Peter Pantsless: Their yard is just LOUSY with anacondas
 Sadbot: Dangerously cheesy, indeed
Image 150445   12-15-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
866
 
 jochenau: Now that's one fancy cake!
 SomeCanadian: But... is it art?
 Skaalar: @Peter Pantsless Ah, is it time for the family reunion already?
 Mr. Shine: Call the Inflatable Vatican and ask if anything's missing!
 ottorongo: also, making it my new wallpaper so I can remember until spring.
 ottorongo: first, I'm making this in my yard. second, I will fill it with miller high life.
 annterland: You've already voted RAD on this image.
 Peter Pantsless: It's filled will Miller High Life
Image 150444   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
398
 
 Science: @dobbiesdoogs: More like a black metal band's logo.
 Hiddentigerma: PIIIIIS
 dobbiesdoogs: the original pepsi logo looks like a child's notebook doodle
 SomeCanadian: Bepis.
 kalligrapher: Dyslexia is no joking matter, you insensitive arhseole
Image 150443   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
357
 
 UseYourName: Huh, I don't know how, it just kinda happens. Never thought about it until now
 Wookiee: As privately as possible. None of your business.
 Prostata: 10 - Upper deck
 smarkles: @dobbiesdoogs "stool 80's teacher"
 dobbiesdoogs: @smarkles i see it as more of the "cool 80's teacher" position
 Borkf: I use a combination to achieve my movements. The sequence is very important: 1, 2, 4, 6, 9, 0.
 smarkles: Ah, number 3, the ol' dysentery position. Missing the pillow on top of the tank though.
 Teechur: Where's the one with leverage handles?
 itskando: Squatty potty did not render in #2
 Fancy Clown: I'm a zero man myself
 a sedated moose: Oops, accidentally bad voted. I always giggle like a schoolgirl when I see this, though.
 Peter Pantsless: @Knice #124429
 Knice: #59801
 Derp Herpigan: @Pizza It's Kama Pootra, look it up. Btw, I'm position 0.
 Pizza: What is this, the Kama Shitra?
 Mr. Butt: In complete seriousness, discovering no. 6 was life-changing and I've never looked back.
Image 150442   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
503
 
 scribbs: "Can you spare a fly?"
 Mr. Butt: Froggo burrito.
 rasmodeus: top KEK
 LaeMi: Ready to launch.
Image 150441   12-15-16   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
756
 
 Beeble: Sho Nuff.
 Skaalar: I glow in the inside you unobservant swine.
 dobbiesdoogs: they have a point
 grizzly: Leeeeerrrooooyyyy!
 SomeCanadian: I need to make a rad reference to Marie Curie in Clone High. But I can't think of a witty way to do it @Pizza
 Mr. Shine: I know, right?!
 Pizza: Marie Curie Strikes Back
 rasmodeus: Looks like someone is using their radium privilege.
 Mr. Butt: Only shooting stars break the mold.
Image 150440   12-15-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
438
 
 scribbs: Times are bad when you have to bum a light from an otter.
 SomeCanadian: Bad otter *smack* bad!
 Eleftheros: Ya hear that! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
 a sedated moose: I like otters.
 Lestrange: C'est ne pas un pipe
Image 150439   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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