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273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

273631  Teh Simpson: Such a great show. The Veridian Dynamics fake commercials were the best

273621  Mexico: Together, we are Nirvana. We make music and quest for drugs.

273455  a robot: @TaintJuice Who are YOU? Your name makes me a little nervous

273610  Not A Bot: I like how she's just smiling like "I know what you think about at night"

273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

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273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Score:
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 Go Lingan: On my way back from the office christmas party
 Lestrange: I wasn't that drunk last night
 ElitrArceus5100: The disguise went wrong
 sparename: I've also managed to lock myself out of hotel rooms whilst drunk and looking for the toilet, though I was usually naked when pissing in the plant pots
 Zampano: Im so wasted. I'm gotta dance... With this plant... Ow
 Teechur: I wonder who held her beer.
 San DoDo: Face plant
 Knice: A potted can't.
Image 150379   12-15-16   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
486
 
 A duck: The real reason dinosaurs went extinct
 Beeble: Aftermath of #150382
 PenguinBartender: I can keep this, right?
 ElitrArceus5100: He ate his owner
 Teechur: Follow me! The rest of the dinosaur is THIS way!
 msmstud: Happy dog is happy.
Image 150378   12-15-16   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
429
 
 Go Lingan: Tom Carrey's career didn't take off like his brother's
 ElitrArceus5100: Ah, acting, as real as most of the world gets these days
 Teechur: Wrong tool for plumbing, anyway. I think the right tool for him to fix plumbing problems is the telephone.
 Jeannie C: Fake News: It just looks real, but it isn't.
Image 150377   12-15-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
614
 
 ClockworkJackalope: ... that hug is at least a $250 value.
 ElitrArceus5100: Haha, funny, now go away so some actual caring guy can give me a hug
 whiplash: The balloon actually reads "Free Hugo," who is being held captive in that castle in the background.
 SomeCanadian: Instructions unclear: balloon preggos.
Image 150376   12-15-16   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
396
 
 hot hot dog: After seeing each other naked, they all left the orgy for this.
 ElitrArceus5100: This is racist and stereotypical
 whiplash: Anything can be an orgy if you are uninhibited enough.
 Jeannie C: You always end up in the wrong line at the bank too, don't you? Me, too.
Image 150375   12-15-16   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
462
 
 ElitrArceus5100: I sincerely hope this is april fools day, and didn't they hire someone else by now?
Image 150374   12-15-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
448
 
 KingTrebek: but it's gonna get so cold sitting next to the window
 carpwoman: @WTF - That was my first thought, too. Then I was all like "Oh."
 Natch: King Missile.
 UltraBeverly: In all seriousness, that window needs a good caulking.
 Niels Bohr: Coldcocked
 itskando: @SomeCanadian Really? Photos do it for me. Something for everyone I guess.
 a sedated moose: @Knice the female equivalent.
 petepuma: I left an orgy for this.
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob I don't know any other kind of emergency. Also violence and fire turn me on.
 Side Boob: I don't think that's a finger, and the emergency would have to be a sexy emergency to break the glass :P
 Knice: In emergency, break glass.
 WTF: A huge novelty severed finger!
Image 150373   12-15-16   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
463
 
 BILL DOOR: WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO UPSET? EMOTIONS ARE A GLAND THING. YOU ARE FREE OF GLANDS.
 ElitrArceus5100: DOOT DOOT!!!!
 LogicKitty: "I don't know, what do you guys wanna do?" "Everyday we go through this; somebody just decide already!" "Stop yelling at me"
 SomeCanadian: I don't know what to doot about this situation.
 Knice: They're sad because they have no body to love.
Image 150372   12-15-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
679
 
 Hiddentigerma: @SunWukong That's something very different.
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong DA MUTHAFUCKIN HORNZ0NE!!!
Image 150371   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
296
 
 msmstud: I'm not sure the sign overrides the precedent of suing lazy stupidity.
 Knice: This is printed on my underwear.
 ClockworkJackalope: Yay cuz those are sanitary to mix together
 AverageJoe: just throw them to the floor. If it breaks, it was a gumball
Image 150370   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
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