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232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

233084  well duh: Too pooped to pup.

233101  Coolguy: Finally! A challenger has emerged!

233091  well duh: *attempts to boop, gets bitten*

233103  Peter Pantsless: Okay so I was talking to @Robespierre a minute ago, and it got me thinking about purple powers. I pledge $9 a month, but I asked them not to give me the bonus points because I wanted to make purple the regular way. I mean, I did it before, why not again? Well, it's been like a year and I'm still blue. On the one hand (heh heh), I stand by my initial attitude, but on the other, it WOULD be nice to be purple again. So I'm going to leave it up to my fellow aggronauts. If this image gets above, let's say 500, I'll send the mods an email asking for the points back. If not, no hard feelings; it's not about the rank, anyway. I come here because I love you guys, and that will never change. Thanks

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233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.

232932 mexican: *click*

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233067 addend: @jochenau Same. Could've been "Hexagator".

233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years



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11. ineedhepl: 2457 points
12. Not A Bot: 2381 points
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Score:
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 Go Lingan: On my way back from the office christmas party
 Lestrange: I wasn't that drunk last night
 ElitrArceus5100: The disguise went wrong
 sparename: I've also managed to lock myself out of hotel rooms whilst drunk and looking for the toilet, though I was usually naked when pissing in the plant pots
 Zampano: Im so wasted. I'm gotta dance... With this plant... Ow
 Teechur: I wonder who held her beer.
 San DoDo: Face plant
 Knice: A potted can't.
Image 150379   12-15-16   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
486
 
 A duck: The real reason dinosaurs went extinct
 Beeble: Aftermath of #150382
 PenguinBartender: I can keep this, right?
 ElitrArceus5100: He ate his owner
 Teechur: Follow me! The rest of the dinosaur is THIS way!
 msmstud: Happy dog is happy.
Image 150378   12-15-16   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
429
 
 Go Lingan: Tom Carrey's career didn't take off like his brother's
 ElitrArceus5100: Ah, acting, as real as most of the world gets these days
 Teechur: Wrong tool for plumbing, anyway. I think the right tool for him to fix plumbing problems is the telephone.
 Jeannie C: Fake News: It just looks real, but it isn't.
Image 150377   12-15-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
614
 
 ClockworkJackalope: ... that hug is at least a $250 value.
 ElitrArceus5100: Haha, funny, now go away so some actual caring guy can give me a hug
 whiplash: The balloon actually reads "Free Hugo," who is being held captive in that castle in the background.
 SomeCanadian: Instructions unclear: balloon preggos.
Image 150376   12-15-16   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
396
 
 addend: After seeing each other naked, they all left the orgy for this.
 ElitrArceus5100: This is racist and stereotypical
 whiplash: Anything can be an orgy if you are uninhibited enough.
 Jeannie C: You always end up in the wrong line at the bank too, don't you? Me, too.
Image 150375   12-15-16   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
462
 
 ElitrArceus5100: I sincerely hope this is april fools day, and didn't they hire someone else by now?
Image 150374   12-15-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
448
 
 KingTrebek: but it's gonna get so cold sitting next to the window
 carpwoman: @WTF - That was my first thought, too. Then I was all like "Oh."
 addend: King Missile.
 UltraBeverly: In all seriousness, that window needs a good caulking.
 Niels Bohr: Coldcocked
 itskando: @SomeCanadian Really? Photos do it for me. Something for everyone I guess.
 a sedated moose: @Knice the female equivalent.
 petepuma: I left an orgy for this.
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob I don't know any other kind of emergency. Also violence and fire turn me on.
 Side Boob: I don't think that's a finger, and the emergency would have to be a sexy emergency to break the glass :P
 Knice: In emergency, break glass.
 WTF: A huge novelty severed finger!
Image 150373   12-15-16   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
463
 
 BILL DOOR: WHY ARE ALL OF YOU SO UPSET? EMOTIONS ARE A GLAND THING. YOU ARE FREE OF GLANDS.
 ElitrArceus5100: DOOT DOOT!!!!
 LogicKitty: "I don't know, what do you guys wanna do?" "Everyday we go through this; somebody just decide already!" "Stop yelling at me"
 SomeCanadian: I don't know what to doot about this situation.
 Knice: They're sad because they have no body to love.
Image 150372   12-15-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
679
 
 Hiddentigerma: @SunWukong That's something very different.
 ElitrArceus5100: This is depressing
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong DA MUTHAFUCKIN HORNZ0NE!!!
 SunWukong: I LIKE THE HORNZONE!!!
 SomeCanadian: Comforthorn
Image 150371   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
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 msmstud: I'm not sure the sign overrides the precedent of suing lazy stupidity.
 Knice: This is printed on my underwear.
 ClockworkJackalope: Yay cuz those are sanitary to mix together
 AverageJoe: just throw them to the floor. If it breaks, it was a gumball
Image 150370   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
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