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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

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 Go Lingan: On my way back from the office christmas party
 Lestrange: I wasn't that drunk last night
 ElitrArceus5100: The disguise went wrong
 sparename: I've also managed to lock myself out of hotel rooms whilst drunk and looking for the toilet, though I was usually naked when pissing in the plant pots
 Zampano: Im so wasted. I'm gotta dance... With this plant... Ow
 Teechur: I wonder who held her beer.
 San DoDo: Face plant
 Knice: A potted can't.
Image 150379   12-15-16   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 A duck: The real reason dinosaurs went extinct
 Beeble: Aftermath of #150382
 PenguinBartender: I can keep this, right?
 ElitrArceus5100: He ate his owner
 Teechur: Follow me! The rest of the dinosaur is THIS way!
 msmstud: Happy dog is happy.
Image 150378   12-15-16   Uploaded by    totaljihad
 Go Lingan: Tom Carrey's career didn't take off like his brother's
 ElitrArceus5100: Ah, acting, as real as most of the world gets these days
 Teechur: Wrong tool for plumbing, anyway. I think the right tool for him to fix plumbing problems is the telephone.
 Jeannie C: Fake News: It just looks real, but it isn't.
Image 150377   12-15-16   Uploaded by    On Spec
 ClockworkJackalope: ... that hug is at least a $250 value.
 ElitrArceus5100: Haha, funny, now go away so some actual caring guy can give me a hug
 whiplash: The balloon actually reads "Free Hugo," who is being held captive in that castle in the background.
 SomeCanadian: Instructions unclear: balloon preggos.
Image 150376   12-15-16   Uploaded by    cybeq
 hot hot dog: After seeing each other naked, they all left the orgy for this.
 ElitrArceus5100: This is racist and stereotypical
 whiplash: Anything can be an orgy if you are uninhibited enough.
 Jeannie C: You always end up in the wrong line at the bank too, don't you? Me, too.
Image 150375   12-15-16   Uploaded by    east bay
 ElitrArceus5100: I sincerely hope this is april fools day, and didn't they hire someone else by now?
Image 150374   12-15-16   Uploaded by    buds420
 KingTrebek: but it's gonna get so cold sitting next to the window
 carpwoman: @WTF - That was my first thought, too. Then I was all like "Oh."
 Natch: King Missile.
 UltraBeverly: In all seriousness, that window needs a good caulking.
 Niels Bohr: Coldcocked
 itskando: @SomeCanadian Really? Photos do it for me. Something for everyone I guess.
 a sedated moose: @Knice the female equivalent.
 petepuma: I left an orgy for this.
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob I don't know any other kind of emergency. Also violence and fire turn me on.
 Side Boob: I don't think that's a finger, and the emergency would have to be a sexy emergency to break the glass :P
 Knice: In emergency, break glass.
 WTF: A huge novelty severed finger!
Image 150373   12-15-16   Uploaded by    generic
 ElitrArceus5100: DOOT DOOT!!!!
 LogicKitty: "I don't know, what do you guys wanna do?" "Everyday we go through this; somebody just decide already!" "Stop yelling at me"
 SomeCanadian: I don't know what to doot about this situation.
 Knice: They're sad because they have no body to love.
Image 150372   12-15-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 Hiddentigerma: @SunWukong That's something very different.
 Mr. Butt: @SunWukong DA MUTHAFUCKIN HORNZ0NE!!!
Image 150371   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
 msmstud: I'm not sure the sign overrides the precedent of suing lazy stupidity.
 Knice: This is printed on my underwear.
 ClockworkJackalope: Yay cuz those are sanitary to mix together
 AverageJoe: just throw them to the floor. If it breaks, it was a gumball
Image 150370   12-15-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
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