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268866  Korrok: I'm okay with this.

268801  wolfpk: Looks like the neighbor just lit his barbecue.

268805  wolfpk: Not all heroes ware capes.

268865  dangerkeith3000: Okay this made me laugh on the inside.

268811  wolfpk: Take a deep breath... (five minutes later) Ok, you can stop any time!

268869  dangerkeith3000: You know! For kids!

268870  dangerkeith3000: Next time it won't be a finger. Gotcha.

268813  wolfpk: Long overdue for a bath!

268844  dangerkeith3000: He's about to show Jack his lumber.

268820  wolfpk: @Mad Collager I figured it was something like that. I am surprised some idiot hasn't tried to jump in.

268845  dangerkeith3000: CLOACA

268838  BavidDowie: you're home early

268851  BavidDowie: This goat masquerading as a tiny cow

268859  BavidDowie: Dreaming of Kung Fu

268864  BavidDowie: 8-3

268855  wolfpk: I can't blame him. I would probably conk out too if I had to sit through that!

268858  wolfpk: *to people not in the room.

268860  Teechur: Favorite scene from Christmas Vacation

268861  wolfpk: Unless you are a horse, your tongue must really raw!

268842  Not A Bot: *Mario growing noise*

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268477 logono: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

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268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

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 tib gubb: let me know how that works out for you.
 robocop: @Whatever huh?
 A duck: Oh yeah? Well MY airbag is named Manuel!
 SunWukong: I would love to see that actually happen. Is 3D CGI up to it yet?
 Micro Jackson: I think he has too many holes to be efficient at that
 Coolguy: Ganbateyo!
 Whatever: Calling him a bag of hot air probably won't endear you to him...
 Lestrange: He ded
 fanny: good luck with that.
 Rachelina: Yer Dead then.
Image 150215   12-14-16   Uploaded by    SoyUnPerdedor
 Headoftheclass: ...probably nagging him about his driving throughout the whole damn trip, too.
 Aemuli: Bug: I'm starting to think my uber driver is high...
 hearsegirl: M'ladybug
 fanny: ladybug?! more like lazybug!!
Image 150214   12-14-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
 PornoPedler: Professional modeling is so glamorous.
 Headoftheclass: Octopi eat Seal?
 Bob: Predator low cost cosplay.
 whiplash: Those wacky Detroit Red Wings fans!
 Jayfu: @sparename Man buns are ultra-spiritual
 hearsegirl: this is a fantastic shot. photographer knows light.
 Skaalar: Here we witness the infant Illithid partaking in nourishment.
 sparename: Organic Man-Bun for the environmentally semi-aware
Image 150213   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Headoftheclass: And it's much healthier. By the way, I'm not a doctor, and I also don't play one on tv.
 Noremak: The dinner for two special at Chili's is 20 bucks. Must be some shitty vodka at that size of bottle.
 Coolguy: Meh, maybe have better time with the vodka. Dinner for two is a crapshoot if you ask me.
 fanny: and if you drink while looking in the mirror, it's almost like you're not alone!
 sparename: At least when you drink from the bottle fewer tears fall in.
Image 150212   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 ethanterry: This is not my beautiful house!
 Headoftheclass: Man, I remember my kid bringing home one of these he made in art class, complete with springy arms and legs, too. Although, his had more personality.
 KingTrebek: looks like someone dropped a giant anvil on him
 WaffleIron: @rinaldi1337 : Try blowing the cartridge.
 rinaldi1337: You look Like poorly programmed Nintendo villain
 WotGives: "Bite my pleated velvet ass!"
 Commenter: that's what he gets for jumping off that cliff
 Warrax: @GroanWorthy Not one programmed to feel shame.
 GroanWorthy: Is he trying to convince me that he is a robot?
 Coolguy: Boiiiing!
 hearsegirl: MummenPants?
 Lestrange: Pokemon go cosplay
 Zukero: Elaborate Minecraft cosplay.
 Knice: #Now do tha slanky leg; now do tha slanky leg#
 Peter Pantsless: The accordion noises hide the farts
 Peach: The new spring line from "Weird", by Weird Al.
Image 150211   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 hearsegirl: @Peach my apologies. i did not mean to make your piggly wiggly. Pretty cute pig. So Little Johnnie Baconseed wouldn't be funny either then?
 Musician: @Peach get used to some good-natured ribbing and a little saucy humor from us hams.
 Peach: @hearsegirl My pig is NOT food. Insensitive jokes like this get her sizzling hot, cause she's just a bit tender.
 hearsegirl: hamlette?
 a sedated moose: @Yam let.
 Yam: Pig.
Image 150210   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Headoftheclass: Oh shit! That reminds me! Did I leave the iron on?
 LaeMi: Alt-reality Iron Man.
 Musician: I sense this is the time to strike.
 Micro Jackson: I think I need to switch laundromats
 PenguinBartender: "SHORYUKEN!"
 Coolguy: Guys, is this what you would call "punk AF"?
 hearsegirl: make laundry great again?
 sparename: The saying is :- "More Irons in the Fire", dumbass
 Peach: Just the kind of incoherent symbolism you'd expect from an MRA rally.
Image 150209   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 KingTrebek: I'd hate to be there when the bank teller asks for ID.
 guest: He says...sorry you didn't have any bad memories of him, Beth
 Skaalar: Oooowhheee Rick!
 Skaalar: Oooowhheee Rick!
 Yam: They call me MISTER Poopy Butthole
 Peter Pantsless: Looks like the settlement from when Beth shot him came in
Image 150208   12-14-16   Uploaded by    S R N
 fanny: @Borkf he was canadian if that helps ;) the show Growing Pains (along with Perfect Strangers, Facts of Life, Diff'rent Strokes, Family Ties..) were the stuff of my 80s childhood :)
 Borkf: FY'allI:…
 Borkf: @Coolguy @fanny I don't know who he is, but then I'm not American, so I guess it's irrelevant. I love Space Teens though.
 A duck: @Coolguy: Did you try telling him that Robin Thicke's dad died?
 Coolguy: @fanny yep, but I figured with the internet and all there would maybe be some slight recognition. Damn, this must mean getting old...
 fanny: @Coolguy shut up. was it like a millennial?
 Coolguy: Some guy at work asked me who Allen Thicke was. I replied, "You never seen Growing Pains hawmie?" ... Blankest stare ever...
 fumbduck: Robin Sparkles!
 fanny: RIP Allen Thicke :(
 Peter Pantsless: Is that Cobie Smulders on the left? Her Maria Hill character should get more action in the Marvel movies. She's a badass in the comics
 sparename: Lady in white top hasn't lubed her right hand enough
Image 150207   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Headoftheclass: Jesus: always there for a fist bump.
 Coolguy: Fist bump for world peace or something.
 Lutha: wow, i'm a dad now and i didn't even have to deal with any gross lady parts, NOICE *bump*
Image 150206   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Unicorn
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