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272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

272898  some guy : Suiticals and Neuticals

272899  Peter Pantsless: Dang, these city cars are getting smaller all the time

272914  midgetcastle: Her shell has been damaged since we first met her ten years ago. Thats why we always look out for her, shes had a rough life

272911  Peter Pantsless: Whoah, that might cause real problems if I were drunk. Hahaha "if" *falls on face*

272904  Sadbot: The best Fashion Souls

272899  Scoo: What the hell is a "Driver ID"?

272893  Air Biscuit: And the controllers that have the card slots will cost more than normal controllers. Its all about player choice.

272902  Not A Bot: Bruce Allmighty remake?

272895  lizzz: Goddamn if your flash doesn't work, try adjusting the image brightness b4 posting your night photos.

272899  arcticfox12x: ...ok?

272879  Prostata: @wolfpk "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to clean my litter box"

272895  ThoughtlessGentleman: @Peter Pantsless thats hot.

272898  sunset blues: I see they got one of those fancy new CD burners" for their computer

272903  Peter Pantsless: Feels nice on your dangly bits, though

272892  ChubbyBuddy: @generic yes american tipping culture is awful and should be abolished in favor of higher minimum wage laws but in the mean time non- or bad tippers should be publicly shamed and ideally tarred and feathered

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.



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Score:
862
 
 Bob: real-life.jpg
 werterland: No wonder Argus Filch is so cranky.
 whiplash: Groundskeeper Muggle.
 Coolguy: Fuggit, gotta pay dem bills yo.
 Peach: Yer a janitor, Larry.
Image 150205   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
Score:
334
 
 Headoftheclass: Puny test.
 Lutha: the correct answer for these is "big balls" hth
 Flirb Dampumple: Radical!
 Marsh Darsh: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 Marsh Darsh: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 jochenau: Square roots?
Image 150204   12-14-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
497
 
 ethernet: This honestly looks better than the CGI centaurs in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
 Micro Jackson: Centaur of attention!
 Mr. Butt: Metal Jesus here!
 SomeCanadian: This screams of RenFaire.
 Peter Pantsless: I hope the rear part has wheels and they make a "squeaky-squeaky" noise whenever he moves
 Peach: God, they're ALWAYS together. It's like Tim and his new girlfriend are the same person.
Image 150203   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
568
 
 Borkf: Borkfomet.
 Snowta: RAD FOR BAPHOMET
 Donut: Sacrifice THIS, Horn God!
 Spazstatic: Mr. Pickles!
 SomeCanadian: He seems cool with it @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Satan getting ready to express puppy's glands.
Image 150202   12-14-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
815
 
 Bast Relief: When's the feature length movie?
 carpwoman: Toonces!
 Jayfu: Toonsis, the driving cat
 Skaalar: It was four in the morning and Mendoza still hadn't called in the hit. Rico hoped he wasn't too late to save the possible victim.
 Sandor: See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!
 fanny: @Ulillillia I member!
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 Donut: How am I reaching the gas pedal?
 SomeCanadian: Sir, do you realize you're a cat? And also your tail light is out?
 Peach: @White Rice Did I forget to bite the hand that feeds me?
 White Rice: Did I leave the oven on?
Image 150201   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Wookiee
Score:
1159
 
 LaeMi: Quick, goslings, the border checkpoint is just up ahead.
 pastme: It's a water-minivan.
 Yam: @Lutha To be fair, it looks like they won't be aircraft for a couple more weeks
 Lutha: heh, your girlfriend may be a horse, but my mom is an aircraft carrier
 Yam: @a sedated moose It's an investment. If being kind to the little ones helps them grow up to be strong, healthy demon birds, it's a net gain for fuckery
 Peter Pantsless: @a sedated moose for real
 Peach: Why does that swan give two shits about all those ugly ducklings?
 a sedated moose: Why isn't that goose being an asshole?
 Lestrange: Snuggy wuggy
 Peter Pantsless: All aboard!
Image 150200   12-14-16   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
438
 
 Headoftheclass: Walrus yawns, turns over, and crushes his legs.
 ThatGuy: Blyat!
 Radstarboom: This is a common occurrence on subs.
 a robot: I looked it up and it doesn't seem like walruses are aggressive toward humans like, say, a hippo is. Still seems like it could fuck you up with those tusks though if it wakes up
 Peach: Yum, we're having horker loaf tonight.
 SomeCanadian: Coo coo kachoo!
 SpaceCow: "Ohhhh, my tenders."
 whiplash: Time to slice him open and crawl inside!
 Peter Pantsless: If it's flats, I basks
Image 150199   12-14-16   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
92
 
 Jabberwikket: "Friends - nothing to show". No kidding ......
 tritium: Oh, hi Mark.
 a robot: @Mr. Butt And his favorite phrase is "Well, ACTUALLY...."
 Sadbot: This man knows how to give an ocular patdown
 Peter Pantsless: Weird Al really let himself go
 fanny: i don't know you but i bet i know how you smell :(
 SpaceCow: The taming of the neckbeard.
 funny in the wall: @Mr. Butt I wouldn't mind talking about atheism but I'll take a pass this time
 whiplash: It's Supercilious Man!
 Mr. Butt: $100 says that he wants to talk to you about atheism.
Image 150198   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
941
 
 whiplash: Aayyyyy!
 kate shutupton: this is priceless
Image 150197   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
Score:
211
 
 Headoftheclass: @rinaldi1337 the Crossfit makes them cool. The 'do's are the icing on the cake.
 rinaldi1337: "I thought you said this would make us cool."
 Air Biscuit: Must have skipped the self checkout.
 Skaalar: I did enjoy the episode with game grumps.
 Marsh Darsh: They are so bad at games
 jazzjunkie: Good mythical morning!
 Minx: You look great, now, time for the wedding rehearsal.
Image 150196   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Minx
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