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262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

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262425 Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262377 Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

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 Treple Gruble: real-life.jpg
 Pirm Flumple: No wonder Argus Filch is so cranky.
 Gemp Bruble: Groundskeeper Muggle.
 Fraft Flumumple: Fuggit, gotta pay dem bills yo.
 Tralm Dampuble: Yer a janitor, Larry.
Image 150205   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Jirbo Ploble
 Fleple Grunungus: Puny test.
 Deple Plemupert: the correct answer for these is "big balls" hth
 Relm Cremungus: Radical!
 Parb Dampongo: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 Flerm Cremopert: Your grade is the square root of nothing.
 Dirt Dampomple: Square roots?
Image 150204   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Birt Groble
 Flimp Plemopert: This honestly looks better than the CGI centaurs in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
 Frarb Grunumbies: Centaur of attention!
 Frango Flopert: Metal Jesus here!
 Jiple Cremombies: This screams of RenFaire.
 Puft Albuble: I hope the rear part has wheels and they make a "squeaky-squeaky" noise whenever he moves
 Viple Albopert: God, they're ALWAYS together. It's like Tim and his new girlfriend are the same person.
Image 150203   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Trorb Morpombies
 Fralm Flombies: Borkfomet.
 Florm Dampomple: RAD FOR BAPHOMET
 Rorbo Dampoble: Sacrifice THIS, Horn God!
 Frert Flumumbies: Mr. Pickles!
 Merb Plombies: He seems cool with it @Mr. Butt
 Luld Grombies: Satan getting ready to express puppy's glands.
Image 150202   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Rump Plumbies
 Dampo Brungus: When's the feature length movie?
 Gung Albongo: Toonces!
 Fleple Grunungo: Toonsis, the driving cat
 Frimpo Grunuble: It was four in the morning and Mendoza still hadn't called in the hit. Rico hoped he wasn't too late to save the possible victim.
 Vald Flumumple: See, I told you he could drive! Just not very well!
 Rompo Bromple: @Ulillillia I member!
 Gongo Horpombies:…
 Jing Plungus: How am I reaching the gas pedal?
 Fluld Cremongus: Sir, do you realize you're a cat? And also your tail light is out?
 Vuft Grunupert: @White Rice Did I forget to bite the hand that feeds me?
 Gamp Drumungo: Did I leave the oven on?
Image 150201   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Rang Dampungo
 Jimp Drumongus: Quick, goslings, the border checkpoint is just up ahead.
 Bawn Dampomple: It's a water-minivan.
 Vown Albupert: @Lutha To be fair, it looks like they won't be aircraft for a couple more weeks
 Crirm Grunoble: heh, your girlfriend may be a horse, but my mom is an aircraft carrier
 Buld Plemongus: @a sedated moose It's an investment. If being kind to the little ones helps them grow up to be strong, healthy demon birds, it's a net gain for fuckery
 Crumpo Grumbies: @a sedated moose for real
 Mompo Flumumple: Why does that swan give two shits about all those ugly ducklings?
 Diwn Plupert: Why isn't that goose being an asshole?
 Herb Drumungo: Snuggy wuggy
 Frorb Flumungo: All aboard!
Image 150200   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Porm Bromple
 Rerbo Dampupert: Walrus yawns, turns over, and crushes his legs.
 Jorm Dampombies: Blyat!
 Vople Dampongus: This is a common occurrence on subs.
 Thumpo Brungo: I looked it up and it doesn't seem like walruses are aggressive toward humans like, say, a hippo is. Still seems like it could fuck you up with those tusks though if it wakes up
 Tralm Morpombies: Yum, we're having horker loaf tonight.
 Thold Horpupert: Coo coo kachoo!
 Trorb Horpungus: "Ohhhh, my tenders."
 Craft Dampumple: Time to slice him open and crawl inside!
 Frempo Dampombies: If it's flats, I basks
Image 150199   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Hirb Horpongus
 Bift Plemombies: "Friends - nothing to show". No kidding ......
 Domp Horpumple: Oh, hi Mark.
 Hurt Plemombies: @Mr. Butt And his favorite phrase is "Well, ACTUALLY...."
 Lurb Morpupert: This man knows how to give an ocular patdown
 Rirb Grungus: Weird Al really let himself go
 Borb Plemungo: i don't know you but i bet i know how you smell :(
 Flaft Flumumbies: The taming of the neckbeard.
 Gaft Rempupert: @Mr. Butt I wouldn't mind talking about atheism but I'll take a pass this time
 Ruwn Dampombies: It's Supercilious Man!
 Trarbo Brongus: $100 says that he wants to talk to you about atheism.
Image 150198   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Rango Drumumbies
 Mimp Drumupert: Aayyyyy!
 Fliwn Dampumple: this is priceless
Image 150197   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Crild Albupert
 Peft Horpopert: @rinaldi1337 the Crossfit makes them cool. The 'do's are the icing on the cake.
 Purbo Plemumple: "I thought you said this would make us cool."
 Gump Plemumbies: Must have skipped the self checkout.
 Vild Brongus: I did enjoy the episode with game grumps.
 Durbo Bromple: They are so bad at games
 Mong Grungo: Good mythical morning!
 Himpo Flongo: You look great, now, time for the wedding rehearsal.
Image 150196   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Fleft Plungo
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