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268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268165  Not A Bot: Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

268192  ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen

268192  WannaBee: Wow

267978  charlemagne: 'when I give food to the poor they called me a saint; when I asked why there were so many poor, they called me a communist'

268145  apoxia: Who wore it best?

268193  a robot: "This room would look great with a boat in it."

268146  apoxia: Needs a clean

268185  ignatz: Also, a cylinder would require much less material removal

268147  apoxia: Dumbarse

268188  Side Boob: *laughs in robot*

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

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Image 150185 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Minx. Your image was bad, Minx.
 AverageJoe: This is the reason why you're going to hell
 ClockworkJackalope: You mutilated me, and now you shame me... I will pee on everything you hold dear
 Knice: Lot of effort here.
 SomeCanadian: Cone if shame. SHAME.
Image 150184   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
 carpwoman: Let's not promote this kind of stuff, OK? Someone might believe this.
 sparename: Include some metal scouring-pads for extra cleaning *power*
 redmonkey3: Two of them - on a go round ? Light Show Deluxe!
 SomeCanadian: Instructions perfectly clear, but now on fire. Halp.
 Dick Inspector: @Borkf Unless we're talking Old English...
 AverageJoe: Instructions unclear, got reggaeton instead
 Borkf: That's IN a microwave. ON won't do anything.
Image 150183   12-14-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
 Minx: You had me at transport.
 Musician: This is how Justin Timberlake managed to bring it back
 GroanWorthy: With that moustache? Shut up and take my money!
 Marsh Darsh: Sexy sells
 a sedated moose: @tehghost My friend at one point had a porno VHS called "Sexy Ride." It was two people boning on a modified Razor Scooter.
 AverageJoe: with sexy results
 totaljihad: Airport? $69
 tehghost: For a sexy ride, call this guy.
 withak: I'm too sexy for my cab, too sexy for my cab...
 Sauce Packets: "$80.08 for an entire week!"
Image 150182   12-14-16   Uploaded by    whipwing
 Mitchell: @Snowta Darn! I thought it found a motherlode of Cheetoh dust.
 carpwoman: @Borkf - I think someone painted or dyed it.
 Snowta: @funny in the wall @Borkf **I REGRET NOTHING** - Curry Seagull
 SpaceCow: Desperate to make their favorite dish simpler to prepare, scientists are working around the clock to engineer an actual orange chicken.
 Lestrange: Delicious curry seagull
 funny in the wall: @Snowta @Borkf It looks like it'd happily do it again.
 whiplash: Toucan Sam moonlighting for Cheetos ads.
 Borkf: @Snowta YES! Thank you, that's the one.
 Snowta: @Borkf It fell into a vat of curry
 hearsegirl: the extremely rare, orange seagull, trumpus maritimus
 Borkf: I read about this a while ago and think it popped up on here too. I think k this gull ate... something, which turned it orange.
Image 150181   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Minx: JUst looking for my other piece of the puzzle, if you know what i mean.
 Amy Housewine: Comuniss infiltration.
 Skaalar: If you aren't a straight line, GTFO.
 DrinkMixMan: He's somebody's missing piece
 FatTigerWoods: Walk of Tetrishame
 Borkf: I don't fit in anywhere :-(
 Sandor: You complete me
 thecraftywolf: tetris horn
Image 150180   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 Mr Bleak: "The prisoner wishes to say a word." "Freeeedommm!"
 dope: @Skaalar You got me
 Skaalar: @Peach And don't forget the ethical concern, considering the Forsworn are techno a displaced people.
 Peach: @PenguinBartender And those buggers never carry anything worth selling, ugh.
 PenguinBartender: Before Skyrim, I would have marveled at the majesty of this. Now I just think "damnit, that place has to just be CRAWLING with Forsworn."
 Dick Inspector: Majestic penis tower.
Image 150179   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Lestrange
 Minx: How many times did this have to happen before they had to print a warning?
 fanny: @fanny *too
 fanny: @werterland when my husband did it they told him "your eyesight is going to go black for a few seconds, completely normal" hearing that was enough for me to say no thanks, to freaky!! plus my mom had it done years ago and she's still needed to wear glasses
 werterland: @werterland Hmm. Looking into it a bit further, it seems they slice up your eyeball no matter what. Ick.
 werterland: @fanny I've been thinking about it, too, especially since they can do it without cutting your eyeballs open now. I'm still scared of it, though.
 a robot: But I wanted to straighten my eyelashes! Damn it, what am I supposed to do now?!
 Gerris Lacustris: I'm french and the french text is full of translating mistakes ahah
 fanny: @Knice oh yeah! i haven't had that done but my husband did years ago and he mentioned an aroma too... i'm too chicken to have it done :-/
 Peach: The "winking eye" flat iron suggestion #150067
 Knice: @fanny I had Lasik surgery many years ago. There was a very peculiar aroma involved. They told me that it was the machine, not the scent of my eyes cooking. I had doubt because, 1. Light doesn't smell, and 2. They were cooking my eyes.
 fanny: well now i'm curious about what burnt eyes smell like
 Trizzlez: @jochenau great minds pun alike
 jochenau: Is this that "smoky eye" look I've been hearing about?
 Trizzlez: EYE did not see this coming
Image 150178   12-14-16   Uploaded by    falling
 Minx: Beauty comes in all shapes, colors, and minerals.
 Ironass: @Annoying Vegan Just don't take her for granite.
 redmonkey3: I have the most confused boner
 isosceleswaffle: Whatcha thinkin' 'bout?
 Fishy: Stupid sexy rocks.
 SpaceCow: @Thyming Real rocks have crags.
 ClockworkJackalope: @BILL DOOR it's ruby
 Annoying Vegan : My date thought I was cute online, but she was petrified when she met me in person.
 thecraftywolf: she doesn't skinny dip she sinky dips
 Erebus: I would hit that.
 Trizzlez: Bread Buns
 Thyming: Real rocks have curves.
Image 150177   12-14-16   Uploaded by    bigASShobo
 Radstarboom: better go check your dump file. Probably bad big ol' sign drivers. Or you know, hardware.
 Science: Dude, you're getting a Dell!
Image 150176   12-14-16   Uploaded by    not i spy
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