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267978  Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy Your posts dont contain one crucial thing: Proof that your ideas work. Im not talking about social programs. Theres plenty of proof they work. Show me a communist / socialist government where people are better off than they are under a capitalist system. More to the point, show me a system that abolishes private property (remember thats what the argument is about) and still allows people liberty and self determination.

268195  FormerLurker: This boat, which stays outside near a lake, is covered in spiders, whose natural habitat is outside near a lake! Im SURE the owner intentionally covers his boats in spiders every morning! Im also sure he trained said wild spiders to crawl towards me after I jump into the water! Theres no way that this is all normal spider behavior and theres also no way Im exaggerating or biasing my observations based on prior expectations!

268198  Dresdenkeogh: Someone hire a trombone player to follow this dog around.

268174  trelyate: when you finally take that monster shit you've been holding in

268194  ThoughtlessGentleman: those piles of cocaine you could buy legally at this time had nothing to do with the hooker strangling either.

268206  phil: Lol thought it was a nipple on a hairy breast.

268189  wolfpk: Put meat on top: double price. Cut portion in half and put a line of sauce beside it: triple price.

268197  Yam: This guy looks like a Roscoe

268196  wolfpk: Mine!

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @ChubbyBuddy Jesus Christ, The Original Socialist, knocked over the tables of money changers when they conducted business at temple. a healthy anger can motivate the working class against the oligarchy. if you're not mad you arent paying attention. people are dying man, there's more important things going on than civility.

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob you sidestepped my question again. answer it. please understand that i admit that im attacking you and you're not gaining any ground by complaining about it. I'm not nice. I'm a mean, nasty, petty, crudeass son of a bitch. I'm sick of people arguing about naughty words and politeness. The planet is going to cook us alive if we don't make bold action to fight climate change. americans die by the tens of thousands due to inadequate healthcare. thousands more die in natural disasters that might have lived if not for incompetent and corrupt relief efforts and inadequate infrastructure. Nazis openly march on our streets. Decorum and politeness are a tool of controlled opposition. the right shows open contempt for decency and they control everything. anger is good. it works. even

268098  apoxia: That would be the starting price for a very basic avocado smash in New Zealand. You'd be looking more like $16-$18 for that (I'd expect some feta in there for the $18 price).

268101  apoxia: Fun fact, "French" in the Maori language is "wi wi"

268043  El hefe: Thank you Bryan Christ

268202  ignatz: Hehe grass

268110  apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268165  Not A Bot: Jesus Christ Marie! They're minerals!

268192  ignatz: @WannaBee Wowen

268192  WannaBee: Wow

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

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267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267978 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob see how my posts contain real things real that exist in the real world where people live and die by the stroke of a pen and all you do is quibble about language

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 a robot: I'll take some Flintstones chewable Morphine instead
 Marsh Darsh: @Marsh Darsh I'm too poor to know Dom perignon
 Marsh Darsh: What's the orange one?
 Lestrange: Delicious ecstasy.
 jochenau: Narcotics, vitamins, medicine, or candy? Only one way to find out!
 Hiddentigerma: Ah yes. Instagram. The perfect piece of evidence to prove that god has abandoned us.
 SomeCanadian: Is this molly? Pretty sure this is molly.
 Dan Tagonistic: Thought the Teslas were shit to be honest
Image 150175   12-14-16   Uploaded by    ptrain
 redmonkey3: "Cars can't fly Dom!"
 antipatterns: don't do this
 sparename: Who taught this guy how to fly a car??
 Peach: Happy "take your stunt double to work" day!
 Eleftheros: Car fuel can't melt steel beams
 Sadbot: Was a mistake, now parking garage art
 Frank herbert: Life comes at you fast
Image 150174   12-14-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
 Musician: Cat burgler in a breakfast heist crepe-er
 Cami: Cat turns poppadoms into pancakes!
 Erebus: Hungry floof.
 Trizzlez: Nom Nom Nom
Image 150173   12-14-16   Uploaded by    alex
 Minx: The kid likes the rain, look at that face... unless it's raining blood... dear god.
 ButtNutz: WITH TEXT
 UltraBeverly: *Child coverage available for a small fee
 Trizzlez: bleach that kid away! - Clorox
 Frank herbert: Trojan
 Frank herbert: Trojan
 SomeCanadian: But fuck your kids. They're on their own.
Image 150172   12-14-16   Uploaded by    turtled
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 DrinkMixMan: Gnome man is an island
 ChubbyBuddy: yaknow what david why dont you make like a tree
Image 150171   12-14-16   Uploaded by    Youll Cowards
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 Marsh Darsh: Tits below tats
 Peter Pantsless: @LaeMi I am in the exact same boat
 Borkf: The dog on a skateboard is the finest art I've ever seen.
 ChubbyBuddy: at least 4 of these are worth considering imo
 Mr. Shine: These are as good an idea for tattoos as any others I've ever seen.
 jochenau: @Beeble My fear with some of these is that they may somehow become *more* relevant.
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 annterland: @LaeMi I have a crow tat that I still love 12 years later
 LaeMi: I have always wanted a small tattoo but can't think of anything I can be confident I won't think is silly or irrelevant in 10 years time.
Image 150170   12-14-16   Uploaded by    logono
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 Knice: I prefer a fifth.
 Eleftheros: I would enjoy having my company for dinner.
 ASTER: @Hiddentigerma I take my sixth with another eleven sixths.
 jochenau: I always thought that pizza was like pet food, it can be your sole food source.
 ChubbyBuddy: yeah I'm not gonna take a lecture in portion control from the guy who presumably ate my other five crusts.
 Hiddentigerma: No. The perfect combination is 1/6th of a pizza and the other 5/6ths.
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 redmonkey3: Not recommended for cat owners
 SomeCanadian: Penaeus monodon: the giant parasite shrimp. While most shrimp have autonomous existences within the ocean, P. monodon adopts a parasitic lifestyle. It firmly attaches itself to the hosts' major vessels, slowly draining it of life until the host has been rendered too weak to defend itself against buying stupid crap like this.
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 jochenau: Bonus: it smells like raw shrimp, too!
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 SomeCanadian: You become a Spitting Image puppet?
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 SomeCanadian: The pedants are revolting. @ignatz
 iamthewalrus: @SomeCanadian Actually, it's a plate.
 SomeCanadian: You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
 Marsh Darsh: You're so vain
 a sedated moose: This vanity plate doesn't suck!
Image 150166   12-14-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
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