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237931  White Rice: @Himesama well, now you know what to do if you ever get in an argument worthy of petty annoyances & childish -revenge-

237928  Warrax: Pisa flavored ice cream? I dunno about that.

237921  Not A Bot: What can you do. Dare to be stupid.

237935  Warrax: Always am.

237936  White Rice: He just kept hearing things about hot flashes from his great-aunt, so he thought he was helping.

237874  drtofu: Behold, my cat-gun!

237876  drtofu: fucking duck

237936  Ulillillia: Good to know, I guess.

237934  mexican: Most obvious social engineering attempt I have ever seen.

237934  NashtasticVoyage: Wow, me too! I wonder if we've met. What's your mother's maiden name?

237934  Off Topic: A paved one.

237926  mrdiron: We've all been there

237941  Nope: Ha, pee stain

237942  Nope: Well its good she keeps them in a glass and not her vagina, might want to take it a bit easy on the blush though.

237914  Springbok: He's certainly not cowardly

237917  Springbok: Is that Satan in the bottom right shadows?

237932  charlemagne: the glass eyes make it look so lifelike

237907  charlemagne: that's it ruffles! keep it spinning

237879  Whatever: Uses natural gas I bet

237931  Himesama: I'm like comically stronger than my man.

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237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237696 hajjpodge: Kim Jong Un's side business.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

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 Teechur: Whatever you do, don't eat a clown. They taste funny.
 AverageJoe: GTFO
 Amy Housewine: @Fancy Clown It may have been shoe leather.
 Fancy Clown: He said it was zebra anyway. It could just as easily have been horse, or cat for that matter.
 Fancy Clown: I ate zebra in a Kenyan restaurant before. It was like eating game-y shoe leather.
 Ulillillia: @Yam I want to know what love is
 ClockworkJackalope: @mexican @Yam so a park ranger once caught a poacher shooting at a bald eagle, as the ranger is arresting the man, the poacher says " I can't help it they taste so good" the ranger blinks and asks " well out of curiosity what does it taste like" the poacher replies " somewhere between a spotted owl and a whooping crain"
 Yam: @mexican You're right. I hate to admit it, but you're right.
 mexican: @Yam Like zebras
 Yam: I want to know what zebras taste like
Image 150131   12-13-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
 trelyate: glacial ice can't freeze finger bones
 Air Biscuit: Chemtrails did global warming.
 Yam: It's cold out again, just like most winters, BUT THIS TIME I'M REALLY FUCKING BOTHERED BY IT
 questionable: while I appreciate differentiating between ice purposed for fucking and the non-fucking ice, this just seems like it will cause way too many health problems in the long run
Image 150130   12-13-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Peach: CAUTION! Incoming Blue Turtle Shell
 Air Biscuit: Caution: do not slip on wet floor sign.
 questionable: yo estaba distraido por un platano, cayo en el suelo, y ahora estoy muerto
 Ulillillia: Purple user on the maintenance crew
 dobbiesdoogs: floor tile for scale
 Skinr: Dole-Man strikes again!
Image 150129   12-13-16   Uploaded by    skittles
 Air Biscuit: Used a mask with his face printed on it.
 Red: if i did it...
 questionable: *reportedly
 Ulillillia: I nad a mask on
Image 150128   12-13-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 Hiddentigerma: @questionable Theres no justifiable reason to reproduce any more.
 Kim: Unprotected sex. Not even once.
 Air Biscuit: Yes. Play with the balloon.
 questionable: alright, if this is what children are like, I'm starting to see the wisdom of fucking ice instead
Image 150127   12-13-16   Uploaded by    male anon
 annterland: Fairy Taters
 ClockworkJackalope: Damn good party
 questionable: and they all died or had surprisingly shitty lives, and all their stories were told in German to weeping children
 Flurble: Why is Gretel pickpocketing Hanz....messed up man.
Image 150126   12-13-16   Uploaded by    killme
 LKoroton: vegan autopsy
 grizzly: Stardew valley
 FatTigerWoods: Pretzels share 95% of their DNA with ginger root
 Flurble: what recipe is this for?? Two animal crackers, 4 almonds, 7 coffee beans...madness.
 Bast Relief: This is what I have to make dinner with when I desperately do not want to go to the grocery store again nor get take out.
 questionable: *scoffs in that condescending way people in coffee shops do when there's no free wifi* ugh, you're still paleo? that's disgusting. me? I'm on the brown diet now, I only eat brown things. it's so good for you *bites into a huge mushroom which is disgustingly juicy for some reason, maintains unblinking eye contact the whole time*
 KingTrebek: such aesthetic foodstuffs...
 Flurble: what recipe is this for?? Two animal crackers, 4 almonds, 7 coffee beans...madness.
Image 150125   12-13-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
 LieutenantTofu: @Air Biscuit I call the one in Bradenton "Rape House".
 Air Biscuit: Theres a house with a bunch of discarded toys in the yard that never move in every neighbourhood.
 questionable: and with the last colourful, youthful item in the neighborhood successfully contained and shipped away, all hope had finally died, just as was prophesied
 ClockworkJackalope: Sailboat fule
 Peter Pantsless: Dolla dolla bill, y'all
Image 150124   12-13-16   Uploaded by    durian
 Peter Pantsless: But you can't write for the show without them
 Quackzy: I've spent like twenty minutes trying to figure out what that MtG card on the top is. It looks like an Eldrazi, but it can't be. Help?
 Hiddentigerma: @Ulillillia I should've said morphine. It's more fun anyway.
 Ulillillia: @Hiddentigerma Female heroes are very addictive.
 Hiddentigerma: Fuck off ash. I want my heroine.
 DrinkMixMan: I'll become a master something
 Amy Housewine: Sounds like a challenge to me.
 questionable: oh yeah? just watch me *takes a Robax, finally stops shambling*
 Nope: @hajjpodge I say watch your language! @Whatever - Autism
 Ulillillia: *throws out insulin*
 Whatever: @Nope - but how else are they supposed to keep kids attention without a digital anime version of a dog fight?
 hajjpodge: yeah but my pokeymanz do the drugs and i have 666 badges what do you have to say about THAT bitch?
 LaeMi: Well I guess I'm out until these antibiotics are finished.
 Air Biscuit: Winners dont use rare candy's.
 Nope: Obsessively collecting animals and making them fight doesnt seem like drug use behaviour at all...
 copunter: sponsored by the manufacturers of unregulated evolution berries or whatever
Image 150123   12-13-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
 LieutenantTofu: Pebbles, the new drug craze that's KILLING your KIDS!
 Marsh Darsh: Taste the rainbow
 sparename: I hope he's only trying to smoke fish-food and not the gravel
 Hiddentigerma: @questionable They don't even have the feces.
 Air Biscuit: Turn your brain all fruity.
 questionable: yeah, that's not how you make jenkem. more colourful, at least
 ClockworkJackalope: Dank
 Sadbot: How I munchie?
 Peach: You're clearly not Master Trainer material.
Image 150122   12-13-16   Uploaded by    hanky
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