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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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Score:
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 Teechur: Whatever you do, don't eat a clown. They taste funny.
 AverageJoe: GTFO
 Amy Housewine: @Fancy Clown It may have been shoe leather.
 Fancy Clown: He said it was zebra anyway. It could just as easily have been horse, or cat for that matter.
 Fancy Clown: I ate zebra in a Kenyan restaurant before. It was like eating game-y shoe leather.
 Ulillillia: @Yam I want to know what love is
 ClockworkJackalope: @mexican @Yam so a park ranger once caught a poacher shooting at a bald eagle, as the ranger is arresting the man, the poacher says " I can't help it they taste so good" the ranger blinks and asks " well out of curiosity what does it taste like" the poacher replies " somewhere between a spotted owl and a whooping crain"
 Yam: @mexican You're right. I hate to admit it, but you're right.
 mexican: @Yam Like zebras
 Yam: I want to know what zebras taste like
Image 150131   12-13-16   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
304
 
 trelyate: glacial ice can't freeze finger bones
 Air Biscuit: Chemtrails did global warming.
 Yam: It's cold out again, just like most winters, BUT THIS TIME I'M REALLY FUCKING BOTHERED BY IT
 questionable: while I appreciate differentiating between ice purposed for fucking and the non-fucking ice, this just seems like it will cause way too many health problems in the long run
Image 150130   12-13-16   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
534
 
 Peach: CAUTION! Incoming Blue Turtle Shell
 Air Biscuit: Caution: do not slip on wet floor sign.
 questionable: yo estaba distraido por un platano, cayo en el suelo, y ahora estoy muerto
 Ulillillia: Purple user on the maintenance crew
 dobbiesdoogs: floor tile for scale
 Skinr: Dole-Man strikes again!
Image 150129   12-13-16   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
521
 
 Air Biscuit: Used a mask with his face printed on it.
 Red: if i did it...
 questionable: *reportedly
 Ulillillia: I nad a mask on
Image 150128   12-13-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
600
 
 Hiddentigerma: @questionable Theres no justifiable reason to reproduce any more.
 Kim: Unprotected sex. Not even once.
 Air Biscuit: Yes. Play with the balloon.
 questionable: alright, if this is what children are like, I'm starting to see the wisdom of fucking ice instead
Image 150127   12-13-16   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
459
 
 annterland: Fairy Taters
 ClockworkJackalope: Damn good party
 questionable: and they all died or had surprisingly shitty lives, and all their stories were told in German to weeping children
 Flurble: Why is Gretel pickpocketing Hanz....messed up man.
Image 150126   12-13-16   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
394
 
 LKoroton: vegan autopsy
 Science: WHY IS THERE AN EAR?
 grizzly: Stardew valley
 FatTigerWoods: Pretzels share 95% of their DNA with ginger root
 Flurble: what recipe is this for?? Two animal crackers, 4 almonds, 7 coffee beans...madness.
 Bast Relief: This is what I have to make dinner with when I desperately do not want to go to the grocery store again nor get take out.
 questionable: *scoffs in that condescending way people in coffee shops do when there's no free wifi* ugh, you're still paleo? that's disgusting. me? I'm on the brown diet now, I only eat brown things. it's so good for you *bites into a huge mushroom which is disgustingly juicy for some reason, maintains unblinking eye contact the whole time*
 KingTrebek: such aesthetic foodstuffs...
 Flurble: what recipe is this for?? Two animal crackers, 4 almonds, 7 coffee beans...madness.
Image 150125   12-13-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
517
 
 LieutenantTofu: @Air Biscuit I call the one in Bradenton "Rape House".
 Air Biscuit: Theres a house with a bunch of discarded toys in the yard that never move in every neighbourhood.
 questionable: and with the last colourful, youthful item in the neighborhood successfully contained and shipped away, all hope had finally died, just as was prophesied
 ClockworkJackalope: Sailboat fule
 Peter Pantsless: Dolla dolla bill, y'all
Image 150124   12-13-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
223
 
 Peter Pantsless: But you can't write for the show without them
 Quackzy: I've spent like twenty minutes trying to figure out what that MtG card on the top is. It looks like an Eldrazi, but it can't be. Help?
 Hiddentigerma: @Ulillillia I should've said morphine. It's more fun anyway.
 Ulillillia: @Hiddentigerma Female heroes are very addictive.
 Hiddentigerma: Fuck off ash. I want my heroine.
 DrinkMixMan: I'll become a master something
 Amy Housewine: Sounds like a challenge to me.
 questionable: oh yeah? just watch me *takes a Robax, finally stops shambling*
 Nope: @hajjpodge I say watch your language! @Whatever - Autism
 Ulillillia: *throws out insulin*
 Whatever: @Nope - but how else are they supposed to keep kids attention without a digital anime version of a dog fight?
 hajjpodge: yeah but my pokeymanz do the drugs and i have 666 badges what do you have to say about THAT bitch?
 LaeMi: Well I guess I'm out until these antibiotics are finished.
 Air Biscuit: Winners dont use rare candy's.
 Nope: Obsessively collecting animals and making them fight doesnt seem like drug use behaviour at all...
 copunter: sponsored by the manufacturers of unregulated evolution berries or whatever
Image 150123   12-13-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
374
 
 LieutenantTofu: Pebbles, the new drug craze that's KILLING your KIDS!
 Marsh Darsh: Taste the rainbow
 sparename: I hope he's only trying to smoke fish-food and not the gravel
 Hiddentigerma: @questionable They don't even have the feces.
 Air Biscuit: Turn your brain all fruity.
 questionable: yeah, that's not how you make jenkem. more colourful, at least
 ClockworkJackalope: Dank
 Sadbot: How I munchie?
 Peach: You're clearly not Master Trainer material.
Image 150122   12-13-16   Uploaded by    hanky
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