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262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

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262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

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Score:
374
 
 Lewn Flumomple: Pebbles, the new drug craze that's KILLING your KIDS!
 Merm Cremumbies: Taste the rainbow
 Flirt Horpomple: I hope he's only trying to smoke fish-food and not the gravel
 Miwn Drumumbies: @questionable They don't even have the feces.
 Rilm Dampumbies: Turn your brain all fruity.
 Herbo Grupert: yeah, that's not how you make jenkem. more colourful, at least
 Down Plemongo: Dank
 Limpo Grongus: How I munchie?
 Vomp Cremoble: You're clearly not Master Trainer material.
Image 150122   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Lengo Flumongus
Score:
709
 
 Pulm Albopert: THIS is how you do a Sagan meme.
 Flomp Grunumple: @ClockworkJackalope true story: on the golden Voyager disc there is a recording of the brain waves of one Ann Druyan. At the end, she went off-script and thought about her new romance with Sagan. So we actually sent a tangible representation of human love to the stars
 Pamp Morpongus: @Peter Pantsless I also appreciate how he was never as much of a blowhard as Dawkins, even though he did make mistakes from time to time.
 Fralm Grunombies: @Peter Pantsless billions and billions of awesome things to say about him
 Murt Morpomple: We make a lot of "billions and billions" jokes here, but he truly was one of our species' greatest minds. He just GOT it, and was able to articulate "it"
Image 150121   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Beple Plemumbies
Score:
163
 
 Lungo Rempongo: Don't forget the mayo!
 Rirt Morpoble: bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes...
 Julm Flumopert: -- Likes ham better.
 Daple Grunupert: @Peach "Back off me, man. Back off."
 Bing Grumbies: Sounds kosher to me
 Gorm Gromple: Only 3 servings of bacon? What, are you on a diet?
Image 150120   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Jeld Plumbies
Score:
381
 
 Herbo Brongo: That's no moon.
 Trald Bruble: Galactus did it better
 Vimpo Plemumple: Jesus cares not for your war on Christmas!!!
 Hang Flumumbies: *cue katamari theme
 Herbo Plumple: Space Jesus is best Jesus
 Flongo Cremongus: JESUS WITH THE COSMIC DUNK!!!
 Jerb Rempungo: @Nope So THAT'S what Jesus would do.
 Lelm Plemupert: Rad for no words on picture
 Jemp Drumuble: "Nice planet. Let's make half of you assholes." "Go away, Jesus."
 Lelm Plemongo: Oh man, oh man, I didnt mean to set it on fire!
Image 150119   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Rarb Grongus
Score:
322
 
 Flung Brupert: The labeled cardboard tubes suggest that these came out of a commercial vending machine, like one in a grocery store bathroom. They're probably fine. Probably.
 Lurm Morpuble: @EvilOtter maybe it's intended for vampires?
 Fleft Rempumbies: This is not how you make tea in my house.
 Horbo Grunongus: menstrualhorn
Image 150118   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Jeple Albopert
Score:
421
 
 Thurt Albungo: operation dumbo drop
 Jeng Drumungus: As Good As It Gets
 Gold Drumopert: The Island
 Gort Flumumbies: Bladerunner
 Romp Albungus: 9 to 5
 Lurbo Albongo: Breakfast at Tiffany's.
 Lild Plemongo: The nightmare before christmas.
 Pewn Grumple: Eight legged freaks
 Lango Horpoble: Dirty Harry
 Pungo Dampoble: Lady and the Tramp.
 Troft Rempongus: Strange Brew
 Lung Brungus: Deep Impact
 Gople Grongo: Rings of brite water.
 Meple Flomple: A never ending story.
 Fliple Morpupert: Kill Bill
 Dorm Flopert: @Musician - Thanks. That's pretty much what I am on. Bland dry stuff like toast is what the Dr recommended.I'm eating filling-free man tao (steamed bread) which seems to be working well so far. I might stay away from bananas as, unfortunately, Aggrogator's favorite fruit has always disagreed with my digestion. :-(
 Diwn Rempongo: How Green Was My Valley
 Golm Plemungo: Chocolat
 Miple Dampupert: Hot Shots!
 Relm Grumbies: Chicken Run (I had Popeye's for dinner)
 Vang Flumungus: Waterworld
 Lople Plemongo: @LaeMi BRAT only (Bananas rice apple toast) until you get the flora back in your stomach. get well soon!
 Gingo Horpungo: Titanic.
 Vango Grupert: Tangled
 Thild Albuble: A River Runs Through It
 Crerb Grongo: Bad Taste
 Trorbo Rempupert: Unbreakable
 Pild Grungus: There Will be Blood
 Reft Horpoble: The Never-Ending Story
 Frang Plemungus: Spider-Man 3
 Bango Plomple: Arsenic and Old Lace
 Longo Cremumbies: Also, To Hell and Back
 Vurbo Dampongus: @LaeMi Hot damn. Glad you're okay, but that is a looooot of drugs *quietly takes the occasional naproxen and drinks ALLLLL the coffee*
 Mingo Brungo: The nutty professor.
 Parb Flombies: I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)
 Gople Plemomple: Sounds like @LaeMi had "Three Colours: Red".
 Gungo Flungus: Children of the Corn
 Gorm Flungo: A Series of Unfortunate Events
 Flald Plongo: Big Daddy
 Crople Brungo: The Wrath of Khan
 Guld Plemoble: Some Like It Hot
 Criple Floble: Gone with the Wind
 Dampo Plungus: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
 Lump Grungus: Apocalypse Now
 Jald Grunongo: It Might Get Loud
 Germ Morpupert: Spice World
 Lang Gropert: Add those to my blood pressure pills, cholesterol meds, and SSRI pills, and my desk is looking like it belongs to some sort of drug lord.
 Frango Plomple: I'm back. With broad-spectrum antibiotics, something to reduce stomach acid while its lining rebuilds and electrolytes (what dehydrated people crave). And lots of soft really bland food.
 Jown Albungo: Where the Wild Things Are.
 Reng Flongus: Log jammin
 Vumpo Dampungo: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
 Duwn Drumongus: The Purge
 Triple Horpopert: @LaeMi that's not what you want. Hopefully your answer isn't "Alien" or, god forbid, "The Terminator."
 Molm Flopert: 2 Fast 2 Furious
 Trawn Grunuble: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
 Deld Plemongo: @LaeMi Oh no! Good luck, dear!
 Crang Dampopert: Okay, I am pooping blood now. I'm off to the doctor!
 Thulm Cremungo: Too soon!
Image 150117   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Verm Gropert
Score:
224
 
 Crarbo Rempomple: Dogging for visibility.
 Dompo Horpongo: Dogs can be furries, too
Image 150116   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Hort Morpungus
Score:
365
 
 Jirm Horpungus: @Teechur - I could pinch some green gel from the studio (yes, the place I work has a full-size TV studio - I'm not in charge of that but am on good terms with the tech there). Doesn't get too hot in there, now the old incandescent bulb is replaced by an LED even less so. Can put it behind the mesh (that blocks the microwaves) anyway, though I very much doubt lighting gels care about microwaves anyway.
 Gawn Plemoble: @LaeMi A green light in the microwave! Genius! What about using a theatrical gel to make a standard one green? Does it get hot outside of the main box of the microwave? (Is that a type of Faraday cage?)
 Crump Flombies: My first attempt on the Microwave used a cheap bulb from my favorite crap-stuff supplier in HK, but (and I should know better than to order LEDs from them!) it went dodgy quite quickly. Not completely dead, but very flickery, so I spent a few weeks with a 'Fallout' themed microwave until I got a better quality bulb in. :-)
 Jampo Horpupert: I was dismayed a few months back to find that they don't put the little panels on Microwave Ovens to change the bulb anymore! I had to open the whole case (not recommended for anyone without some electro-tech training). Now my Microwave has a nice stark-white LED bulb in it (I actually would have liked a green one, but couldn't get one that colour at the correct voltage quickly/cheaply).
 Vople Plombies: @Teechur - Yes. I know a lot of modern devices don't have exchangeable batteries (unless you are a harware hacker like me), but I have trouble getting my head around the idea that these students never had to change the batteries in their own toys at some point in their childhoods!
 Melm Plemoble: @LaeMi I feel your pain. One of my high schoolers asked me yesterday if he could put his pen in the electric pencil sharpener.
 Gelm Horpumple: Some of my students need this service.
Image 150115   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Fleft Horpumbies
Score:
847
 
 Dald Grunumple: Which Pokemon is this?
 Varb Cremopert: Keeping that dog groomed would be a full-time job. Like, he would literally have to just live there.
 Crimpo Morpuble: It's a Jim Henson puppet
 Flimpo Flupert: That gallows is too short.
 Lemp Flumopert: So much floof!
 Thald Horpumbies: Want to hug that doggo.
 Pumpo Cremumbies: MMMNLLLEEEEMMM
 Pimp Drumomple: No one man should have all that pupper.
Image 150114   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Gild Brungo
Score:
704
 
 Rong Rempopert: Dont spill anything ever.
 Frong Albungo: If you have OCD this floor would REALLY bother you.
 Dimpo Morpumple: @dobbiesdoogs "Mommmm, Mr. Fluffers pooped on Kamchatka again!"
 Jung Morpongus: make a risk game board and you've got a winner
 Fleng Albombies: sure you can, but why???
 Crald Brongo: Contractors hate this one weird trick
 Thirbo Flumbies: Nahhhhhh
 Jirt Morpombies: I want!
 Frarb Grungo: Gross
 Piple Rempongus: I want to play a game.
Image 150113   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Mango Gruble
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