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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

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175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
440
 
 Kool Aid Man: Shoot for the stars
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Borkf: @Lestrange Which Lestrange am I talking to right now? The good twin, or the evil twin?
 a sedated moose: @Lestrange it's okay, I don't give out as many pluses as I used to maintain my purple status.
 jochenau: @Lestrange Don't knock it, it works! I mean, uh...that's what a friend told me.
 itskando: @Lestrange @Lestrange Yeah - screw that other guy.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange You just comment in a sad attempt to get purple status you spamming monster.
 Lestrange: Made me laugh.
Image 150052   12-13-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
621
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Boys and girls... you will be amazed at what you can do with puppets
 Snowta: .I.JUST.REALIZES.THAT.PRINCE.IS.ACTUAL.MUPPET.
 Ulillillia: I loved Muppets Tonight
Image 150051   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
254
 
 Wookiee: Is this the same guy that wrote Yummy Yummy Yummy?
 fanny: @whiplash love is pretty hard to clean off a ski mask
 whiplash: Honestly, Tommy, I'd prefer it if you had a ski mask all over your face.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall Get ye a burrito and join me in fullness. Chicken, beef, carnitas, whatevs.
 Knice: [SPOOSH]
 fanny: oh sweet jesus get a tissue and wipe it off!
 funny in the wall: jealous
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I'm jelous.
 Sadbot: Joke is on you, Tommy, I've got burrito on mine...which is tangible and forever!
 a robot: "Love"
Image 150050   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
676
 
 jochenau: *glumpf*
Image 150049   12-13-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
410
 
 jochenau: The title was later changed to "Mad Scientist Monthly".
 Lestrange: @Fancy Clown Please collect your prize before you leave. Again, congratulations on winning the internet.
 Fancy Clown: This gives +5 to energy weapons if I remember correctly
Image 150048   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: Timmy, I've already told you, there's no more incubation after you leave the egg...Well of course you're cold, you didn't bring your jacket like I told you.
 Aemuli: Don't you back-quack me young man!
 funny in the wall: momma knows best
 Yam: Brings back memories...
 Radstarboom: he ded.
Image 150047   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
476
 
 Yam: Hey, what's up errebody, welcome to my laboratory, where safety is number one priority. Today, we'll be checking out some spaghetti gadgeks, lets put them to the test and see what it's all about.
 Warrax: Is leftover spaghetti so much of a problem that you need special tools to precisely measure your portions? I actually kind of like it better the next day.
 Sadbot: I'm watching my carbs, so a child for me
 Radstarboom: I could eat... my girlfriend? Oh my!
Image 150046   12-13-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
17
 
 Science: Oh no, poor puppy. This is sad to the Nth degree. :(
 Peter Pantsless: Now I'm gonna cry
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender #117179
 jochenau: @scribbs nuuuuuuuu D':
 scribbs: The Mirror reports that this dog had passed away from smoke inhalation and had just been brought out by the firemen.
 skillet: "I LUH YOU SO MUCH!"
 misterjoe: NO you're crying! T-T
 Sadbot: Gonna go hug my dog
 Lestrange: @PenguinBartender Right on brother
 PenguinBartender: *clicks furiously to right of "This is BAD" button where the "This is SAD" button should be.*
Image 150045   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
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 jochenau: "Anyway, here's America is for Americans."
 Farnarkle: Colin unloaded them in the morning during his constitutional.
 whiplash: No one understood why the office floor was always wet every morning, either.
 TFChicken: Dark... moist... thoughts...
Image 150044   12-13-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
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 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Radstarboom all the better. but seriously i want to do this because it is funny and dope
 Pegged Lamb: Indeed @Radstarboom
 jochenau: I was disappointed to find that it wasn't a Chip 'n' Dale joke. Or is it? I don't know anymore.
 Radstarboom: @Bolt Vanderhuge That's because they don't "get it".
 Bolt Vanderhuge: I want this to be my halloween costume next year that no one will understand.
Image 150043   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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