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254235  Robespierre: They're out there. I seen 'em.

254238  Robespierre: Patience of a saint

254245  VoR: Get consent kids

254244  WTF: Is counting a form of math?

254236  Off Topic: Mlem.

254236  VoR: Could be worse

254243  barfolomew: Entry stairs to the head trauma ward

254238  VoR: GOOSE: What do you know about Ginger bread men?

254233  Dr Awkward: @Shay Yeah, that's some kinky shit right there.

254233  Shay: Hold everything! Star Wars...IN CONCERT?!?!

254235  Shay: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" - Woman and Pie

254252  salmiakki: Congrats on the new dog.

254242  Shay: He's mesmerized by the floor pattern up there #254243

254227  sparenamelaptopdied: Low-gravity reiki

254230  sparenamelaptopdied: Adventure Time needs Orangegrab

254154  Joseph: Which one is the woman?

254240  Solemn: And in Track 10 we have the newcomer, Mewsain Bolt...

254219  Mad Collager: My herpetology is not dormant.

254233  Solemn: A cheese hat? Consider me seduced.

254239  Solemn: Yes, I can see that his forehead has evolved during his growth cycle. Soon it will devour all that we know and love while somehow singing 'You've Got a Friend in Me'.

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9. WTF
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253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

254041 Mr Bleak: Since you are what you eat, is a cannibal the victim of crime?

253956 m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 Joseph: Which one is the woman?

254138 Knice: @Whatever ME

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254110 UltraBeverly: So few chromosomes, so many children.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.



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Score:
440
 
 Kool Aid Man: Shoot for the stars
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Borkf: @Lestrange Which Lestrange am I talking to right now? The good twin, or the evil twin?
 a sedated moose: @Lestrange it's okay, I don't give out as many pluses as I used to maintain my purple status.
 jochenau: @Lestrange Don't knock it, it works! I mean, uh...that's what a friend told me.
 itskando: @Lestrange @Lestrange Yeah - screw that other guy.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange You just comment in a sad attempt to get purple status you spamming monster.
 Lestrange: Made me laugh.
Image 150052   12-13-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
621
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Boys and girls... you will be amazed at what you can do with puppets
 Snowta: .I.JUST.REALIZES.THAT.PRINCE.IS.ACTUAL.MUPPET.
 Ulillillia: I loved Muppets Tonight
Image 150051   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
254
 
 Wookiee: Is this the same guy that wrote Yummy Yummy Yummy?
 fanny: @whiplash love is pretty hard to clean off a ski mask
 whiplash: Honestly, Tommy, I'd prefer it if you had a ski mask all over your face.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall Get ye a burrito and join me in fullness. Chicken, beef, carnitas, whatevs.
 Knice: [SPOOSH]
 fanny: oh sweet jesus get a tissue and wipe it off!
 funny in the wall: jealous
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I'm jelous.
 Sadbot: Joke is on you, Tommy, I've got burrito on mine...which is tangible and forever!
 a robot: "Love"
Image 150050   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
676
 
 jochenau: *glumpf*
Image 150049   12-13-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
410
 
 jochenau: The title was later changed to "Mad Scientist Monthly".
 Lestrange: @Fancy Clown Please collect your prize before you leave. Again, congratulations on winning the internet.
 Fancy Clown: This gives +5 to energy weapons if I remember correctly
Image 150048   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: Timmy, I've already told you, there's no more incubation after you leave the egg...Well of course you're cold, you didn't bring your jacket like I told you.
 Aemuli: Don't you back-quack me young man!
 funny in the wall: momma knows best
 Yam: Brings back memories...
 Radstarboom: he ded.
Image 150047   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
476
 
 Yam: Hey, what's up errebody, welcome to my laboratory, where safety is number one priority. Today, we'll be checking out some spaghetti gadgeks, lets put them to the test and see what it's all about.
 Warrax: Is leftover spaghetti so much of a problem that you need special tools to precisely measure your portions? I actually kind of like it better the next day.
 Sadbot: I'm watching my carbs, so a child for me
 Radstarboom: I could eat... my girlfriend? Oh my!
Image 150046   12-13-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
17
 
 Science: Oh no, poor puppy. This is sad to the Nth degree. :(
 Peter Pantsless: Now I'm gonna cry
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender #117179
 jochenau: @scribbs nuuuuuuuu D':
 scribbs: The Mirror reports that this dog had passed away from smoke inhalation and had just been brought out by the firemen.
 skillet: "I LUH YOU SO MUCH!"
 misterjoe: NO you're crying! T-T
 Sadbot: Gonna go hug my dog
 Lestrange: @PenguinBartender Right on brother
 PenguinBartender: *clicks furiously to right of "This is BAD" button where the "This is SAD" button should be.*
Image 150045   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: "Anyway, here's America is for Americans."
 Farnarkle: Colin unloaded them in the morning during his constitutional.
 whiplash: No one understood why the office floor was always wet every morning, either.
 TFChicken: Dark... moist... thoughts...
Image 150044   12-13-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
231
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Radstarboom all the better. but seriously i want to do this because it is funny and dope
 Pegged Lamb: Indeed @Radstarboom
 jochenau: I was disappointed to find that it wasn't a Chip 'n' Dale joke. Or is it? I don't know anymore.
 Radstarboom: @Bolt Vanderhuge That's because they don't "get it".
 Bolt Vanderhuge: I want this to be my halloween costume next year that no one will understand.
Image 150043   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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