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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
440
 
 Kool Aid Man: Shoot for the stars
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Borkf: @Lestrange Which Lestrange am I talking to right now? The good twin, or the evil twin?
 a sedated moose: @Lestrange it's okay, I don't give out as many pluses as I used to maintain my purple status.
 jochenau: @Lestrange Don't knock it, it works! I mean, uh...that's what a friend told me.
 itskando: @Lestrange @Lestrange Yeah - screw that other guy.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange You just comment in a sad attempt to get purple status you spamming monster.
 Lestrange: Made me laugh.
Image 150052   12-13-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
621
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Boys and girls... you will be amazed at what you can do with puppets
 Snowta: .I.JUST.REALIZES.THAT.PRINCE.IS.ACTUAL.MUPPET.
 Ulillillia: I loved Muppets Tonight
Image 150051   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
254
 
 Wookiee: Is this the same guy that wrote Yummy Yummy Yummy?
 fanny: @whiplash love is pretty hard to clean off a ski mask
 whiplash: Honestly, Tommy, I'd prefer it if you had a ski mask all over your face.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall Get ye a burrito and join me in fullness. Chicken, beef, carnitas, whatevs.
 Knice: [SPOOSH]
 fanny: oh sweet jesus get a tissue and wipe it off!
 funny in the wall: jealous
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I'm jelous.
 Sadbot: Joke is on you, Tommy, I've got burrito on mine...which is tangible and forever!
 a robot: "Love"
Image 150050   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
676
 
 jochenau: *glumpf*
Image 150049   12-13-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
410
 
 jochenau: The title was later changed to "Mad Scientist Monthly".
 Lestrange: @Fancy Clown Please collect your prize before you leave. Again, congratulations on winning the internet.
 Fancy Clown: This gives +5 to energy weapons if I remember correctly
Image 150048   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: Timmy, I've already told you, there's no more incubation after you leave the egg...Well of course you're cold, you didn't bring your jacket like I told you.
 Aemuli: Don't you back-quack me young man!
 funny in the wall: momma knows best
 Yam: Brings back memories...
 Radstarboom: he ded.
Image 150047   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
476
 
 Yam: Hey, what's up errebody, welcome to my laboratory, where safety is number one priority. Today, we'll be checking out some spaghetti gadgeks, lets put them to the test and see what it's all about.
 Warrax: Is leftover spaghetti so much of a problem that you need special tools to precisely measure your portions? I actually kind of like it better the next day.
 Sadbot: I'm watching my carbs, so a child for me
 Radstarboom: I could eat... my girlfriend? Oh my!
Image 150046   12-13-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
17
 
 Science: Oh no, poor puppy. This is sad to the Nth degree. :(
 Peter Pantsless: Now I'm gonna cry
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender #117179
 jochenau: @scribbs nuuuuuuuu D':
 scribbs: The Mirror reports that this dog had passed away from smoke inhalation and had just been brought out by the firemen.
 skillet: "I LUH YOU SO MUCH!"
 misterjoe: NO you're crying! T-T
 Sadbot: Gonna go hug my dog
 Lestrange: @PenguinBartender Right on brother
 PenguinBartender: *clicks furiously to right of "This is BAD" button where the "This is SAD" button should be.*
Image 150045   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: "Anyway, here's America is for Americans."
 Farnarkle: Colin unloaded them in the morning during his constitutional.
 whiplash: No one understood why the office floor was always wet every morning, either.
 TFChicken: Dark... moist... thoughts...
Image 150044   12-13-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
231
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Radstarboom all the better. but seriously i want to do this because it is funny and dope
 Pegged Lamb: Indeed @Radstarboom
 jochenau: I was disappointed to find that it wasn't a Chip 'n' Dale joke. Or is it? I don't know anymore.
 Radstarboom: @Bolt Vanderhuge That's because they don't "get it".
 Bolt Vanderhuge: I want this to be my halloween costume next year that no one will understand.
Image 150043   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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