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216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

216334  FabricMan: @jazzjunkie Potassium oxide?

216341  Shay: Timely.

216356  caesar: All I see are plates that look like button holes? Is there something wrong?

216345  WTF: "He's a really good psychiatrist but it freaks me out that he spends our entire session drawning me as Elvira"

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216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216170 wolfpk: A lot of junk in the trunk

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..



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Score:
440
 
 Kool Aid Man: Shoot for the stars
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Borkf: @Lestrange Which Lestrange am I talking to right now? The good twin, or the evil twin?
 a sedated moose: @Lestrange it's okay, I don't give out as many pluses as I used to maintain my purple status.
 jochenau: @Lestrange Don't knock it, it works! I mean, uh...that's what a friend told me.
 itskando: @Lestrange @Lestrange Yeah - screw that other guy.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange You just comment in a sad attempt to get purple status you spamming monster.
 Lestrange: Made me laugh.
Image 150052   12-13-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
621
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Boys and girls... you will be amazed at what you can do with puppets
 Snowta: .I.JUST.REALIZES.THAT.PRINCE.IS.ACTUAL.MUPPET.
 Ulillillia: I loved Muppets Tonight
Image 150051   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
254
 
 Wookiee: Is this the same guy that wrote Yummy Yummy Yummy?
 fanny: @whiplash love is pretty hard to clean off a ski mask
 whiplash: Honestly, Tommy, I'd prefer it if you had a ski mask all over your face.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall Get ye a burrito and join me in fullness. Chicken, beef, carnitas, whatevs.
 Knice: [SPOOSH]
 fanny: oh sweet jesus get a tissue and wipe it off!
 funny in the wall: jealous
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I'm jelous.
 Sadbot: Joke is on you, Tommy, I've got burrito on mine...which is tangible and forever!
 a robot: "Love"
Image 150050   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
676
 
 jochenau: *glumpf*
Image 150049   12-13-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
410
 
 jochenau: The title was later changed to "Mad Scientist Monthly".
 Lestrange: @Fancy Clown Please collect your prize before you leave. Again, congratulations on winning the internet.
 Fancy Clown: This gives +5 to energy weapons if I remember correctly
Image 150048   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: Timmy, I've already told you, there's no more incubation after you leave the egg...Well of course you're cold, you didn't bring your jacket like I told you.
 Aemuli: Don't you back-quack me young man!
 funny in the wall: momma knows best
 Yam: Brings back memories...
 Radstarboom: he ded.
Image 150047   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
476
 
 Yam: Hey, what's up errebody, welcome to my laboratory, where safety is number one priority. Today, we'll be checking out some spaghetti gadgeks, lets put them to the test and see what it's all about.
 Warrax: Is leftover spaghetti so much of a problem that you need special tools to precisely measure your portions? I actually kind of like it better the next day.
 Sadbot: I'm watching my carbs, so a child for me
 Radstarboom: I could eat... my girlfriend? Oh my!
Image 150046   12-13-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
17
 
 Science: Oh no, poor puppy. This is sad to the Nth degree. :(
 Peter Pantsless: Now I'm gonna cry
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender #117179
 jochenau: @scribbs nuuuuuuuu D':
 scribbs: The Mirror reports that this dog had passed away from smoke inhalation and had just been brought out by the firemen.
 skillet: "I LUH YOU SO MUCH!"
 misterjoe: NO you're crying! T-T
 Sadbot: Gonna go hug my dog
 Lestrange: @PenguinBartender Right on brother
 PenguinBartender: *clicks furiously to right of "This is BAD" button where the "This is SAD" button should be.*
Image 150045   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: "Anyway, here's America is for Americans."
 Farnarkle: Colin unloaded them in the morning during his constitutional.
 whiplash: No one understood why the office floor was always wet every morning, either.
 TFChicken: Dark... moist... thoughts...
Image 150044   12-13-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
231
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Radstarboom all the better. but seriously i want to do this because it is funny and dope
 Pegged Lamb: Indeed @Radstarboom
 jochenau: I was disappointed to find that it wasn't a Chip 'n' Dale joke. Or is it? I don't know anymore.
 Radstarboom: @Bolt Vanderhuge That's because they don't "get it".
 Bolt Vanderhuge: I want this to be my halloween costume next year that no one will understand.
Image 150043   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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