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243523  raditzu: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?

243526  raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.

243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

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243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243382 Robespierre: Copyright infringement detected

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!



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Score:
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 Kool Aid Man: Shoot for the stars
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Lestrange: @Borkf Evil dickhead one. Also nice one.
 Borkf: @Lestrange Which Lestrange am I talking to right now? The good twin, or the evil twin?
 a sedated moose: @Lestrange it's okay, I don't give out as many pluses as I used to maintain my purple status.
 jochenau: @Lestrange Don't knock it, it works! I mean, uh...that's what a friend told me.
 itskando: @Lestrange @Lestrange Yeah - screw that other guy.
 Lestrange: @Lestrange You just comment in a sad attempt to get purple status you spamming monster.
 Lestrange: Made me laugh.
Image 150052   12-13-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
621
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Boys and girls... you will be amazed at what you can do with puppets
 Snowta: .I.JUST.REALIZES.THAT.PRINCE.IS.ACTUAL.MUPPET.
 Ulillillia: I loved Muppets Tonight
Image 150051   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
254
 
 Wookiee: Is this the same guy that wrote Yummy Yummy Yummy?
 fanny: @whiplash love is pretty hard to clean off a ski mask
 whiplash: Honestly, Tommy, I'd prefer it if you had a ski mask all over your face.
 Sadbot: @funny in the wall Get ye a burrito and join me in fullness. Chicken, beef, carnitas, whatevs.
 Knice: [SPOOSH]
 fanny: oh sweet jesus get a tissue and wipe it off!
 funny in the wall: jealous
 funny in the wall: @Sadbot I'm jelous.
 Sadbot: Joke is on you, Tommy, I've got burrito on mine...which is tangible and forever!
 a robot: "Love"
Image 150050   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
676
 
 jochenau: *glumpf*
Image 150049   12-13-16   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
410
 
 jochenau: The title was later changed to "Mad Scientist Monthly".
 Lestrange: @Fancy Clown Please collect your prize before you leave. Again, congratulations on winning the internet.
 Fancy Clown: This gives +5 to energy weapons if I remember correctly
Image 150048   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
412
 
 jochenau: Timmy, I've already told you, there's no more incubation after you leave the egg...Well of course you're cold, you didn't bring your jacket like I told you.
 Aemuli: Don't you back-quack me young man!
 funny in the wall: momma knows best
 Yam: Brings back memories...
 Radstarboom: he ded.
Image 150047   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
476
 
 Yam: Hey, what's up errebody, welcome to my laboratory, where safety is number one priority. Today, we'll be checking out some spaghetti gadgeks, lets put them to the test and see what it's all about.
 Warrax: Is leftover spaghetti so much of a problem that you need special tools to precisely measure your portions? I actually kind of like it better the next day.
 Sadbot: I'm watching my carbs, so a child for me
 Radstarboom: I could eat... my girlfriend? Oh my!
Image 150046   12-13-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
17
 
 Science: Oh no, poor puppy. This is sad to the Nth degree. :(
 Peter Pantsless: Now I'm gonna cry
 Derp Herpigan: @PenguinBartender #117179
 jochenau: @scribbs nuuuuuuuu D':
 scribbs: The Mirror reports that this dog had passed away from smoke inhalation and had just been brought out by the firemen.
 skillet: "I LUH YOU SO MUCH!"
 misterjoe: NO you're crying! T-T
 Sadbot: Gonna go hug my dog
 Lestrange: @PenguinBartender Right on brother
 PenguinBartender: *clicks furiously to right of "This is BAD" button where the "This is SAD" button should be.*
Image 150045   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
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 jochenau: "Anyway, here's America is for Americans."
 Farnarkle: Colin unloaded them in the morning during his constitutional.
 whiplash: No one understood why the office floor was always wet every morning, either.
 TFChicken: Dark... moist... thoughts...
Image 150044   12-13-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
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 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Radstarboom all the better. but seriously i want to do this because it is funny and dope
 Pegged Lamb: Indeed @Radstarboom
 jochenau: I was disappointed to find that it wasn't a Chip 'n' Dale joke. Or is it? I don't know anymore.
 Radstarboom: @Bolt Vanderhuge That's because they don't "get it".
 Bolt Vanderhuge: I want this to be my halloween costume next year that no one will understand.
Image 150043   12-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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