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258692  dangerkeith3000: The Ike and Tina Turner biopic remake is looking dog-tastic!

258683  Warrax: You have your god, and I have mine.

258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

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258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie



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Score:
645
 
 whiplash: "Don't worry, we won't run off and leave you like that punk Mowgli."
 Teechur: That's pretty much how I got home last night, too. Shout out to Tony and Simba!
 scribbs: *sound of three coconuts striking*
 Jayfu: Lions and tigers and bears...oh my!!
 Air Biscuit: "Between the 3 of us, no zookeeper tands a chance"
 Wolfechu: In the wrong order, my OCD is triggered
 addend: Not as Noah expected.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Settle down, Mr. Takei
 Nope: Beeeeeeeeest Friennnnnnnds
 Scoo: Oh my!
Image 149328   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
190
 
 tib gubb: you really don't, though. there are flight attendants for that
 scribbs: To help prevent a diplomatic crisis with China, Congress will be requiring the President to tweet with needle point.
 Lestrange: Poor Kanye, we know your mentally ill and barely responsible for your actions, let alone a bottle of water.
 jochenau: I prefer the crocheted pieces with Jaden Smith quotes on them.
 whoop: Great thread!
 WTF: @Ulillillia "Knitter"
 Ulillillia: I don't like Twitter's new font.
Image 149327   12-09-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
433
 
 scribbs: Regrettably, math doesn't work that way :-(
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia being ambidextrous helps with that.
 Bast Relief: Looks like I'm in for a huge dry spell! Ha ha! Get it? That means I must bang a lot guys. Really. Hot stuff right here.
 Frank herbert: My dog is about to have a rough december
 addend: And sometimes it involves a second person.
 Ulillillia: Your arm sure will be tired!
 tib gubb: @LaeMi the law of averages favors us.
 LaeMi: End of this decade is looking up!
Image 149326   12-09-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
49
 
 carpwoman: @tib gubb - Puke bomb.
 scribbs: @tib gubb Clucky Mimosa.
 Mr. Whiskers: @tib gubb Name it? My father in law MARRIED it!
 tib gubb: ah, vodka and chicken fat. but what should we name it?
Image 149325   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
577
 
 scribbs: "Honey, where are the instructions for the dog? I forgot where to insert the hose for the bicycle pump."
 Frank herbert: Dog fur rugs should be banned
 a robot: All corg'd out
 addend: Dog tired.
 Knice: Landing gear malfunction.
Image 149324   12-09-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
254
 
 kalligrapher: For some people - the way to riches is quantity not quality
 KingTrebek: i read this on the news. She legit only has one eye.
 whiplash: She seems nice.
 skillet: M'Lady.
 scribbs: @Skinr Thanks. Now that's going to be bugging me all day.
 Lestrange: Aye aye cap'n!
 Aspirin: Nice eye.
 Skinr: Hmm... There's a Dead Kennedys song playing in my head, but I can't seem to place it...
 Headoftheclass: "Crack"-ing down...no pun intended.
 Whatever: Sure she wasn't auditioning for the Walking Dead?
 Nope: @Frank herbert That's called an ocular discharge, usually the same as greek
 Frank herbert: She got a fake eye? Can you fuck the socket for extra? Ya know... for a friend.
 Ulillillia: We're all stars now
 Knice: There's no shame in honest work.
 tib gubb: charmed...
 Nope: 11 people and 1 zombie
 Scoo: Including Marilyn Manson, apparently
Image 149323   12-09-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
618
 
 Side Boob: Doctor Cat!! (it's terminal)
 scribbs: Fake! That mask isn't stopping any germs!
 addend: Just graduated from meowdical school.
 Headoftheclass: Puss in Scrubs
 Bast Relief: Must be a gynecologist. You know...a beautiful people doctor.
 Frank herbert: Kitty just dresses like this. Cats dont care about humans
 a robot: Shares a practice with #141568
 tib gubb: aww... i think i'm in love.
 Knice: The doctor will see you meow.
 Nope: Please stop touching me like that, I am trying to tell you you have stage 4 Cancer.
Image 149322   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
371
 
 scribbs: @Jotun A true historian would use a fuck-ton of sour red wine.
 Air Biscuit: Participation award.
 Jotun: @tib gubb spraying water on gas fire?
 tib gubb: couldn't hurt.
Image 149321   12-09-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
266
 
 scribbs: All aboard the Salmonella Express!
 Frank herbert: That bench. Molten lava.
 Radstarboom: Just looking for a tender moment all to myself.
 LaeMi: The train is not the appropriate place for pounding your meat!
Image 149320   12-09-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
496
 
 Phillee: @scribbs thanks a lot, and yes, i cant read half the stuff on here :-) thumbs up
 Minx: .... Oh.
 scribbs: @Phillee Har har har...sorry. Bottom right says "Paul Blow x Viking," in case you can't see it. Because of your device; that wasn't an eyesight joke.
 scribbs: @Phillee This one is from Germany. It says it right there between the parentheses.
 Phillee: where are these from?
 Skinr: the bear looks just as surprised, to be honest
 Ulillillia: There's an old saying in Germany, I know it's in Austria, probably in Germany, that says, tie a bear to me once, shame on, shame on you. Tie a bear to me, you can't tie a bear again.
 Warrax: Tie a bear to me once, shame on yAAAAAARGH mY FUCING FACE SEND HALP OMFG TH BLOOJNBKHJB
Image 149319   12-09-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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