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269160  Felicity: She couldn't wait another day for

269165  Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

269203  KingTrebek: wow i didn't even notice she was pointing with her middle finger

269191  WannaBee: @Nope yeah, with the fishes.

269198  WannaBee: @Mexico Take it away, Penny!

269178  Felicity: But then you'd have two brains on the front of your chest

269182  Felicity: That reminds me, I'm tired and depressed

269186  Felicity: Also, XP

269189  Felicity: Coincidentally, I'm rewatching the 1989 movie of The Punisher

269195  Felicity: Les Nessman's house

269203  WannaBee: Asian Wednesday Adams

269199  Felicity: Brilliant

269195  a robot: NONE SHALL PASS except if you go around to the side

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 yep. I put c h o p and it switcherinoed it to chop! Gotta love those switcherinos :)

269202  Felicity: He seems nice

269199  a robot: Aww yeah dem polygons

269202  a robot: I doubt it

269005  WannaBee: @Commodore 64 I'm pretty sure I said whack off? I don't remember :/

269183  hajjpodge: @dangerkeith3000 I seal what you didn't.

269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

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269165 Felicity: Oh OK, so I need to speed up and make sure you don't get in front of me, even if it means going 110 KPH. Checkeroonie

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

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 whiplash: "Don't worry, we won't run off and leave you like that punk Mowgli."
 Teechur: That's pretty much how I got home last night, too. Shout out to Tony and Simba!
 scribbs: *sound of three coconuts striking*
 Jayfu: Lions and tigers and bears...oh my!!
 Air Biscuit: "Between the 3 of us, no zookeeper tands a chance"
 Wolfechu: In the wrong order, my OCD is triggered
 potato: Not as Noah expected.
 Ulillillia: @Scoo Settle down, Mr. Takei
 Nope: Beeeeeeeeest Friennnnnnnds
 queezy farm: Oh my!
Image 149328   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 tib gubb: you really don't, though. there are flight attendants for that
 scribbs: To help prevent a diplomatic crisis with China, Congress will be requiring the President to tweet with needle point.
 Lestrange: Poor Kanye, we know your mentally ill and barely responsible for your actions, let alone a bottle of water.
 jochenau: I prefer the crocheted pieces with Jaden Smith quotes on them.
 whoop: Great thread!
 WTF: @Ulillillia "Knitter"
 Ulillillia: I don't like Twitter's new font.
Image 149327   12-09-16   Uploaded by    skylark
 scribbs: Regrettably, math doesn't work that way :-(
 Headoftheclass: @Ulillillia being ambidextrous helps with that.
 Bast Relief: Looks like I'm in for a huge dry spell! Ha ha! Get it? That means I must bang a lot guys. Really. Hot stuff right here.
 Frank herbert: My dog is about to have a rough december
 KEKOEKEOEK: And sometimes it involves a second person.
 Ulillillia: Your arm sure will be tired!
 tib gubb: @LaeMi the law of averages favors us.
 LaeMi: End of this decade is looking up!
Image 149326   12-09-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
 carpwoman: @tib gubb - Puke bomb.
 scribbs: @tib gubb Clucky Mimosa.
 Mr. Whiskers: @tib gubb Name it? My father in law MARRIED it!
 tib gubb: ah, vodka and chicken fat. but what should we name it?
Image 149325   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Sydney
 scribbs: "Honey, where are the instructions for the dog? I forgot where to insert the hose for the bicycle pump."
 Frank herbert: Dog fur rugs should be banned
 a robot: All corg'd out
 madmax1: Dog tired.
 Knice: Landing gear malfunction.
Image 149324   12-09-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
 kalligrapher: For some people - the way to riches is quantity not quality
 KingTrebek: i read this on the news. She legit only has one eye.
 whiplash: She seems nice.
 skillet: M'Lady.
 scribbs: @Skinr Thanks. Now that's going to be bugging me all day.
 Lestrange: Aye aye cap'n!
 Aspirin: Nice eye.
 Skinr: Hmm... There's a Dead Kennedys song playing in my head, but I can't seem to place it...
 Headoftheclass: "Crack"-ing pun intended.
 Whatever: Sure she wasn't auditioning for the Walking Dead?
 Nope: @Frank herbert That's called an ocular discharge, usually the same as greek
 Frank herbert: She got a fake eye? Can you fuck the socket for extra? Ya know... for a friend.
 Ulillillia: We're all stars now
 Knice: There's no shame in honest work.
 tib gubb: charmed...
 Nope: 11 people and 1 zombie
 cannabis: Including Marilyn Manson, apparently
Image 149323   12-09-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
 Side Boob: Doctor Cat!! (it's terminal)
 scribbs: Fake! That mask isn't stopping any germs!
 Mustyrats: Just graduated from meowdical school.
 Headoftheclass: Puss in Scrubs
 Bast Relief: Must be a gynecologist. You know...a beautiful people doctor.
 Frank herbert: Kitty just dresses like this. Cats dont care about humans
 a robot: Shares a practice with #141568
 tib gubb: aww... i think i'm in love.
 Knice: The doctor will see you meow.
 Nope: Please stop touching me like that, I am trying to tell you you have stage 4 Cancer.
Image 149322   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
 scribbs: @Jotun A true historian would use a fuck-ton of sour red wine.
 Air Biscuit: Participation award.
 Jotun: @tib gubb spraying water on gas fire?
 tib gubb: couldn't hurt.
Image 149321   12-09-16   Uploaded by    dad
 scribbs: All aboard the Salmonella Express!
 Frank herbert: That bench. Molten lava.
 Radstarboom: Just looking for a tender moment all to myself.
 LaeMi: The train is not the appropriate place for pounding your meat!
Image 149320   12-09-16   Uploaded by    mark64
 Phillee: @scribbs thanks a lot, and yes, i cant read half the stuff on here :-) thumbs up
 Minx: .... Oh.
 scribbs: @Phillee Har har har...sorry. Bottom right says "Paul Blow x Viking," in case you can't see it. Because of your device; that wasn't an eyesight joke.
 scribbs: @Phillee This one is from Germany. It says it right there between the parentheses.
 Phillee: where are these from?
 Skinr: the bear looks just as surprised, to be honest
 Ulillillia: There's an old saying in Germany, I know it's in Austria, probably in Germany, that says, tie a bear to me once, shame on, shame on you. Tie a bear to me, you can't tie a bear again.
 Warrax: Tie a bear to me once, shame on yAAAAAARGH mY FUCING FACE SEND HALP OMFG TH BLOOJNBKHJB
Image 149319   12-09-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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