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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
790
 
 SomeCanadian: Samwise 2: Electric Bugaloo
 Headoftheclass: The 14th Warrior?
 Headoftheclass: Batman Baggins?
 AverageJoe: dem eagles...
 Science: Saruman Act 2: Back in the Hobbit?
 Science: Bored of the Rings?
 ignatz: or Who Killed JRR?
 ignatz: Look Who's Tolkien III
 Trizzlez: Comment has me weak
 Lestrange: They see me Rowling
Image 149167   12-09-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
156
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Fugative "The cove" is also a pretty good documentary but with dolphins.
 AverageJoe: ...with sexy results
 Flirb Dampumple: oh gosh I hope "Triangle Exposed" isn't the sequel
 Fugative: Those that might not know blackfish is a documentary about captive orcas, it's pretty good actually
 San DoDo: 599,99 plz
Image 149166   12-09-16   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
499
 
 LaeMi: Receptionist for #141568 and #149322.
 scribbs: @Fugative And don't take too long catching up, you still have to get over to Construction Code to look at the plans with Allie Gator.
 SomeCanadian: I want one of these to walk and just freak the fuck out of all the dogs in the neighborhood.
 Fugative: You're 10 o'clock constriction appointment with Anna Conda is here
 Erebus: The adventures of Capitalistic Capibara!
 San DoDo: Crunching numbers, keyboards and everything it can find to nibble on
 LaeMi: The director will see you now.
Image 149165   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: @Peach They have one of those?!
 SpaceCow: You don't need to enter the water cooler to talk, long rat.
 Donut: I do not know how this contraption works and now I am frightened.
 Peach: @Frank herbert I hope this comment gets you the "bummer of the week" badge.
 Frank herbert: They found his body this morning...
 Mr. Shine: "I was so thirsty . . . ."
 Erebus: Floof trying to make a spacesuit.
Image 149164   12-09-16   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
555
 
 PenguinBartender: I feel better.
 Winterneuro: I don't know why I'm suddenly thinking of five guys in suits and a jewelry heist
 Science: This is how you get belly aches.
 Fancy Clown: Now what?
 Fugative: I called and woke the doctor up for this?
 Borkf: Now, how do I drink this?
 annterland: Put the lime in the coconut, drink em both up.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : Fill with rum, refrigerate and serve.
 LaeMi: Instructions clear.
Image 149163   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
519
 
 scribbs: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!
 SomeCanadian: @Peach Khajit is honoured by your offering. Please peruse our wares...
 Peach: Khajiits love that skooma.
 Urn BooUrn: Hey buddy, spare some nip?
 Borkf: It's like a feline opium den.
 Erebus: Floofs!
 Headoftheclass: My cat nip brings all tha pussy to tha yard
 LaeMi: Things are about to get reeeeeel ugly for the photographer!
Image 149162   12-09-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
269
 
 scribbs: @LaeMi Definitely don't join the States for the time being, then. If Trump is the impetus for a second New Deal after he's out, that will be the time. FWIW, I'm a moderate-to-hard globalist, the more we drop barriers and join together, the better the world will be :-)
 LaeMi: @scribbs - we have moderately good safety nets. Obama was trying to model his system off ours. Meanwhile, our politicians are slavering at the mouth to gut our public support systems down to US levels.
 scribbs: @LaeMi Republicans are way, way to the right viz. economy. I don't know what sort of social programs you have; if you have a good safety net & national medicine, it would have a huge impact. If you got 14 Senate seats, there would likely be more impact on the US; vise-versa if the whole of Australia was one state. On balance I think it would be a good thing; lots of people would disagree.
 LaeMi: @scribbs - and judging by the loons we currently elect to represent us, it probably wouldn't make any difference to either country :-/
 scribbs: @LaeMi IIRC, apportionment favors smaller states, so that might be a better deal. Seven states would give you 14 votes in the Senate, which would be huge.
 LaeMi: @scribbs I assume we would become states 51-57.
 scribbs: @LaeMi You could instantly become the third largest US state: 30-or-so seats in the House with a cohesive identity would be one hell of a voting bloc. You wouldn't be anybody's lap dog. I say go for it!
 LaeMi: @scribbs - selling us down the river to the US? A depressingly large number would love it, judging by their behavior.
 scribbs: @LaeMi For real?
 Trizzlez: hahahaha
 tib gubb: marriage material
 LaeMi: This is an Aussie politician's secret wet dream.
Image 149161   12-09-16   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
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 scribbs: The Jungle-Gym-Industrial Complex Hates This One Simple Trick for Free Playground Equipment.
 XLY: Psh, no problem! I could do this too if I had three friends whats the big deal?
 jochenau: CrossFit Formation, assemble!
 San DoDo: Now what?
 Headoftheclass: 4x4 plank
 Psymon: Escher pushups!
 WaffleIron: Now do some cyclotron pushups!
Image 149160   12-09-16   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
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 BlarfyB: That's more likely to be a euphorbia.
 whiplash: Reenacting Silver Surfer vs. Galactus.
 Trizzlez: Random Is funny
 tib gubb: ah ha ha... classic
 addend: Ouch! Now what?
Image 149159   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
402
 
 Erebus: That is one rad lizard.
 ChubbyBuddy: man, Rip Torn looks like shit
 Psymon: No time to explain. Grab a lizard
 Derp Herpigan: Yer a hairy lizard
Image 149158   12-09-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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