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175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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 SomeCanadian: Samwise 2: Electric Bugaloo
 Headoftheclass: The 14th Warrior?
 Headoftheclass: Batman Baggins?
 AverageJoe: dem eagles...
 Science: Saruman Act 2: Back in the Hobbit?
 Science: Bored of the Rings?
 ignatz: or Who Killed JRR?
 ignatz: Look Who's Tolkien III
 Trizzlez: Comment has me weak
 Lestrange: They see me Rowling
Image 149167   12-09-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
156
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Fugative "The cove" is also a pretty good documentary but with dolphins.
 AverageJoe: ...with sexy results
 Flirb Dampumple: oh gosh I hope "Triangle Exposed" isn't the sequel
 Fugative: Those that might not know blackfish is a documentary about captive orcas, it's pretty good actually
 San DoDo: 599,99 plz
Image 149166   12-09-16   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
499
 
 LaeMi: Receptionist for #141568 and #149322.
 scribbs: @Fugative And don't take too long catching up, you still have to get over to Construction Code to look at the plans with Allie Gator.
 SomeCanadian: I want one of these to walk and just freak the fuck out of all the dogs in the neighborhood.
 Fugative: You're 10 o'clock constriction appointment with Anna Conda is here
 Erebus: The adventures of Capitalistic Capibara!
 San DoDo: Crunching numbers, keyboards and everything it can find to nibble on
 LaeMi: The director will see you now.
Image 149165   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: @Peach They have one of those?!
 SpaceCow: You don't need to enter the water cooler to talk, long rat.
 Donut: I do not know how this contraption works and now I am frightened.
 Peach: @Frank herbert I hope this comment gets you the "bummer of the week" badge.
 Frank herbert: They found his body this morning...
 Mr. Shine: "I was so thirsty . . . ."
 Erebus: Floof trying to make a spacesuit.
Image 149164   12-09-16   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
555
 
 PenguinBartender: I feel better.
 Winterneuro: I don't know why I'm suddenly thinking of five guys in suits and a jewelry heist
 Science: This is how you get belly aches.
 Fancy Clown: Now what?
 Fugative: I called and woke the doctor up for this?
 Borkf: Now, how do I drink this?
 annterland: Put the lime in the coconut, drink em both up.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : Fill with rum, refrigerate and serve.
 LaeMi: Instructions clear.
Image 149163   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
519
 
 scribbs: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!
 SomeCanadian: @Peach Khajit is honoured by your offering. Please peruse our wares...
 Peach: Khajiits love that skooma.
 Urn BooUrn: Hey buddy, spare some nip?
 Borkf: It's like a feline opium den.
 Erebus: Floofs!
 Headoftheclass: My cat nip brings all tha pussy to tha yard
 LaeMi: Things are about to get reeeeeel ugly for the photographer!
Image 149162   12-09-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
269
 
 scribbs: @LaeMi Definitely don't join the States for the time being, then. If Trump is the impetus for a second New Deal after he's out, that will be the time. FWIW, I'm a moderate-to-hard globalist, the more we drop barriers and join together, the better the world will be :-)
 LaeMi: @scribbs - we have moderately good safety nets. Obama was trying to model his system off ours. Meanwhile, our politicians are slavering at the mouth to gut our public support systems down to US levels.
 scribbs: @LaeMi Republicans are way, way to the right viz. economy. I don't know what sort of social programs you have; if you have a good safety net & national medicine, it would have a huge impact. If you got 14 Senate seats, there would likely be more impact on the US; vise-versa if the whole of Australia was one state. On balance I think it would be a good thing; lots of people would disagree.
 LaeMi: @scribbs - and judging by the loons we currently elect to represent us, it probably wouldn't make any difference to either country :-/
 scribbs: @LaeMi IIRC, apportionment favors smaller states, so that might be a better deal. Seven states would give you 14 votes in the Senate, which would be huge.
 LaeMi: @scribbs I assume we would become states 51-57.
 scribbs: @LaeMi You could instantly become the third largest US state: 30-or-so seats in the House with a cohesive identity would be one hell of a voting bloc. You wouldn't be anybody's lap dog. I say go for it!
 LaeMi: @scribbs - selling us down the river to the US? A depressingly large number would love it, judging by their behavior.
 scribbs: @LaeMi For real?
 Trizzlez: hahahaha
 tib gubb: marriage material
 LaeMi: This is an Aussie politician's secret wet dream.
Image 149161   12-09-16   Uploaded by    oregon man
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 scribbs: The Jungle-Gym-Industrial Complex Hates This One Simple Trick for Free Playground Equipment.
 XLY: Psh, no problem! I could do this too if I had three friends whats the big deal?
 jochenau: CrossFit Formation, assemble!
 San DoDo: Now what?
 Headoftheclass: 4x4 plank
 Psymon: Escher pushups!
 WaffleIron: Now do some cyclotron pushups!
Image 149160   12-09-16   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
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 BlarfyB: That's more likely to be a euphorbia.
 whiplash: Reenacting Silver Surfer vs. Galactus.
 Trizzlez: Random Is funny
 tib gubb: ah ha ha... classic
 addend: Ouch! Now what?
Image 149159   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
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 Erebus: That is one rad lizard.
 ChubbyBuddy: man, Rip Torn looks like shit
 Psymon: No time to explain. Grab a lizard
 Derp Herpigan: Yer a hairy lizard
Image 149158   12-09-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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