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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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 SomeCanadian: Samwise 2: Electric Bugaloo
 Headoftheclass: The 14th Warrior?
 Headoftheclass: Batman Baggins?
 AverageJoe: dem eagles...
 Science: Saruman Act 2: Back in the Hobbit?
 Science: Bored of the Rings?
 ignatz: or Who Killed JRR?
 ignatz: Look Who's Tolkien III
 Trizzlez: Comment has me weak
 Lestrange: They see me Rowling
Image 149167   12-09-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
156
 
 Hiddentigerma: @Fugative "The cove" is also a pretty good documentary but with dolphins.
 AverageJoe: ...with sexy results
 Flirb Dampumple: oh gosh I hope "Triangle Exposed" isn't the sequel
 Fugative: Those that might not know blackfish is a documentary about captive orcas, it's pretty good actually
 San DoDo: 599,99 plz
Image 149166   12-09-16   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
499
 
 LaeMi: Receptionist for #141568 and #149322.
 scribbs: @Fugative And don't take too long catching up, you still have to get over to Construction Code to look at the plans with Allie Gator.
 SomeCanadian: I want one of these to walk and just freak the fuck out of all the dogs in the neighborhood.
 Fugative: You're 10 o'clock constriction appointment with Anna Conda is here
 Erebus: The adventures of Capitalistic Capibara!
 San DoDo: Crunching numbers, keyboards and everything it can find to nibble on
 LaeMi: The director will see you now.
Image 149165   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: @Peach They have one of those?!
 SpaceCow: You don't need to enter the water cooler to talk, long rat.
 Donut: I do not know how this contraption works and now I am frightened.
 Peach: @Frank herbert I hope this comment gets you the "bummer of the week" badge.
 Frank herbert: They found his body this morning...
 Mr. Shine: "I was so thirsty . . . ."
 Erebus: Floof trying to make a spacesuit.
Image 149164   12-09-16   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
555
 
 PenguinBartender: I feel better.
 Winterneuro: I don't know why I'm suddenly thinking of five guys in suits and a jewelry heist
 Science: This is how you get belly aches.
 Fancy Clown: Now what?
 Fugative: I called and woke the doctor up for this?
 Borkf: Now, how do I drink this?
 annterland: Put the lime in the coconut, drink em both up.
 WaffleIron: @LaeMi : Fill with rum, refrigerate and serve.
 LaeMi: Instructions clear.
Image 149163   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
519
 
 scribbs: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!
 SomeCanadian: @Peach Khajit is honoured by your offering. Please peruse our wares...
 Peach: Khajiits love that skooma.
 Urn BooUrn: Hey buddy, spare some nip?
 Borkf: It's like a feline opium den.
 Erebus: Floofs!
 Headoftheclass: My cat nip brings all tha pussy to tha yard
 LaeMi: Things are about to get reeeeeel ugly for the photographer!
Image 149162   12-09-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
269
 
 scribbs: @LaeMi Definitely don't join the States for the time being, then. If Trump is the impetus for a second New Deal after he's out, that will be the time. FWIW, I'm a moderate-to-hard globalist, the more we drop barriers and join together, the better the world will be :-)
 LaeMi: @scribbs - we have moderately good safety nets. Obama was trying to model his system off ours. Meanwhile, our politicians are slavering at the mouth to gut our public support systems down to US levels.
 scribbs: @LaeMi Republicans are way, way to the right viz. economy. I don't know what sort of social programs you have; if you have a good safety net & national medicine, it would have a huge impact. If you got 14 Senate seats, there would likely be more impact on the US; vise-versa if the whole of Australia was one state. On balance I think it would be a good thing; lots of people would disagree.
 LaeMi: @scribbs - and judging by the loons we currently elect to represent us, it probably wouldn't make any difference to either country :-/
 scribbs: @LaeMi IIRC, apportionment favors smaller states, so that might be a better deal. Seven states would give you 14 votes in the Senate, which would be huge.
 LaeMi: @scribbs I assume we would become states 51-57.
 scribbs: @LaeMi You could instantly become the third largest US state: 30-or-so seats in the House with a cohesive identity would be one hell of a voting bloc. You wouldn't be anybody's lap dog. I say go for it!
 LaeMi: @scribbs - selling us down the river to the US? A depressingly large number would love it, judging by their behavior.
 scribbs: @LaeMi For real?
 Trizzlez: hahahaha
 tib gubb: marriage material
 LaeMi: This is an Aussie politician's secret wet dream.
Image 149161   12-09-16   Uploaded by    oregon man
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 scribbs: The Jungle-Gym-Industrial Complex Hates This One Simple Trick for Free Playground Equipment.
 XLY: Psh, no problem! I could do this too if I had three friends whats the big deal?
 jochenau: CrossFit Formation, assemble!
 San DoDo: Now what?
 Headoftheclass: 4x4 plank
 Psymon: Escher pushups!
 WaffleIron: Now do some cyclotron pushups!
Image 149160   12-09-16   Uploaded by    pleasing
Score:
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 BlarfyB: That's more likely to be a euphorbia.
 whiplash: Reenacting Silver Surfer vs. Galactus.
 Trizzlez: Random Is funny
 tib gubb: ah ha ha... classic
 addend: Ouch! Now what?
Image 149159   12-09-16   Uploaded by    Paint Chips
Score:
402
 
 Erebus: That is one rad lizard.
 ChubbyBuddy: man, Rip Torn looks like shit
 Psymon: No time to explain. Grab a lizard
 Derp Herpigan: Yer a hairy lizard
Image 149158   12-09-16   Uploaded by    phonk
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