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210549  wolfpk: Only your own

210553  wolfpk: In this case movie and porn are synonyms.

210551  antipatterns: Reminds me of an old headline: "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"

210557  fanny: *Iscream

210444  trelyate: his last name is the sound someone makes while drowning

210558  fanny: i think i just had sex?

210558  Amy Housewine: Instructions unclear, dick caught in confusing diagram.

210553  Ulillillia: :

210527  Ulillillia: The Best Things for Sale

210458  trelyate: this is all that is left of that chicken in the pic below this one

210549  Side Boob: Fart nazis!

210555  Amy Housewine: @fanny Maybe nothing is as funny as duck.

210528  Ulillillia: IWSN

210563  parrotsnest: Ones wavy and ones rippled... What's the confusion?

210530  Ulillillia: 32X: Sonic Porn

210555  wolfpk: Don't lie; it was the duckling that was doing your homework in the first place.

210531  Ulillillia: Longtime Monogamous Partner never shows up to my homaroo

210559  ignatz: Need longer arms for effective dumpster diving..

210552  Side Boob: Yup, that's HIV

210556  savvoy: "...she loves me no...DAMNIT!"

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210343 mammal883: didn't this kid pass out in the video from his 'yeah boy'?

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210451 Niels Bohr: Hey there love angle.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210512 BavidDowie: HUGE PENIS! ...am I doing this right?

210528 Ulillillia: IWSN

210491 DarkTeddy: Holy shit @Side Boob

210508 Cami: @tess Remember pagers? Bike couriers and drug dealers...



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Score:
407
 
 scribbs: For Americans who don't understand: "biscuits" means "cookies," which is why the extra expense is totally understandable.
 Air Biscuit: I might have.
 whiplash: The biscuits were free once I spent 10 thousand pounds on gravy.
 Greek Fire: 9,999 is not 10,000!
 ch: He spent 12,000 pounds on extra biscuits.
 Nope: @LaeMi Just because he looks like Rob Ford doesnt mean he does cocaine!
 Ulillillia: I did not spend 10,000 on extra biscuits, I did not! Oh, hi Mark.
 a robot: I might have.
 savvoy: 'Extra' implies a surplus. Those biscuits were not surplus, I assure you.
 LaeMi: @tib gubb @Nope at either price it had better be biscuits with cocaine in them!
 tib gubb: it was cocaine, god damn it!
 Nope: I spent $3,500 I am not a monster
Image 149117   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
403
 
 scribbs: 'Kay.
 AverageJoe: instructions unclear: got beaten up instead
 whiplash: But my only friends ARE puppets!
 Borkf: Infinite pleasure!
 BlarfyB: Be a Pierson's Puppeteer and really amaze you friends.
 ClockworkJackalope: A pity the puppets are the only friends
 Bast Relief: There is a market for these as dog poop bags. People upload photos of their friends and families to my website. I print their faces on the bags. Cha-ching! $$$
 a robot: They'll be amazed all right. Amazed they even used to hang out with you.
 Radstarboom: *friends not included.
 Nope: and suddenly Jeff Dunham had an idea.
 Dabajabaza: I have a different use for my socks...
 Mr. Butt: THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING
Image 149116   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
540
 
 addend: Still looking for the contact lens.
 ClockworkJackalope: Someone's got a case of the mondays @Dabajabaza
 Bast Relief: Waiting for her reply on Okcupid.
 Dabajabaza: #Mondays
Image 149115   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
435
 
 whiplash: Oh, those aliens! Coming to 'Murica and making fun of our history!
 addend: The only alien named Pat.
 Peach: This is terrible and I hate it so much.... *whispers* but I friggin' love it.
Image 149114   12-08-16   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
478
 
 jochenau: At least wait until the gumballs are ripe, you amateur.
 addend: Never eat at shitheadsteve's.
 buttbear: I thought that was a dog turd in mustard at first glance, but that wouldn't be vegan...
 Peach: @Teechur What a reasonable thing to say. You have my +
 Teechur: As an omnivore, this is how I used to envision vegan cuisine. After experiencing well-prepared vegan food, I now know this not to be accurate. I still prefer omnivorianism, however.
 LaeMi: @FabricMan Remember kids, anything that isn't a pre-protoplasm is GM.
 FabricMan: Excuse me, but is that mustard sustainably sourced? I'm not even going to bother lecturing you on that GMO white bread!
 ignatz: @Theta Zero looked like meat
 Theta Zero: Why did this look appetizing at first
Image 149113   12-08-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
778
 
 Hiddentigerma: It's so tempting to break out the ol' Photoshop.
 Headoftheclass: Walker, Texas Protester
 addend: Mothers Against Uncropped Photos.
 Peach: She's protesting being elderly. "It's terrible, we gotta use a walker! Those brutes make you retire! Hey Hey, Ho Ho, this old age shit has got to go!"
 Nope: Wanna party with that Grandma
Image 149112   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
441
 
 Frank herbert: Sadly being a mall santa is a one way trip
 Derp Herpigan: Santa Claus is skiing to town!
 Mr. Butt: @Radstarboom I'm going to start outsourcing my comments :D
 Radstarboom: This image brought to you by the Guinness corporation.
Image 149111   12-08-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
174
 
 SpaceCow: The ichthyologists experiments in cryogenics weren't as popular as they'd hoped.
 Frank herbert: Wasnt that a skating rink
 addend: Cold-hearted way to go.
 Ulillillia: Flash frozen
 savvoy: Crank up the Zamboni
 carpwoman: This is awful.
 Greek Fire: Obviously, these fish are guilty of treachery.
 LaeMi: This restaurant was closed down for health violations recently IIRC
 Cami: An aspic dish for the Guinness Book.
 WaffleIron: This strikes me as a really horrible way to die.
Image 149110   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
164
 
 Science: Hey Fuck Face - do you have the diabeetus?
 Frank herbert: Sup cunt rag
 Minx: Well hey there big boy, you sure do know how to compliment a lady.
 tib gubb: hey what.
 Ulillillia: Hey fuck face, eat more oatmeal
 Nope: Listen you can either have a big mustache or a dumb t shirt...
 Theta Zero: Sup.
 dobbiesdoogs: hey fuck face...i'm back
Image 149109   12-08-16   Uploaded by    prius
Image 149108 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seahawks. We'll pray for you, seahawks.
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