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257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

257657  petepuma: toilet cat is watching you OH GOD WHYYYYY

257652  Mexico: @Sadbot @Robespierre I'm glad my dad isn't, nor has even been, like this.

257658  petepuma: YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (oblig)

257630  FireBreathingMarmot: Reminder to people complaining about cats being aloof: some cats are needy and lethal.

257656  Butcherboy: Thanks for the memories @Side Boob

257659  Sadbot: They're made of clay! *flips table*

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257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
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15. rip odb: 1663 points
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 scribbs: For Americans who don't understand: "biscuits" means "cookies," which is why the extra expense is totally understandable.
 Air Biscuit: I might have.
 whiplash: The biscuits were free once I spent 10 thousand pounds on gravy.
 Greek Fire: 9,999 is not 10,000!
 ch: He spent 12,000 pounds on extra biscuits.
 Nope: @LaeMi Just because he looks like Rob Ford doesnt mean he does cocaine!
 Ulillillia: I did not spend 10,000 on extra biscuits, I did not! Oh, hi Mark.
 a robot: I might have.
 savvoy: 'Extra' implies a surplus. Those biscuits were not surplus, I assure you.
 LaeMi: @tib gubb @Nope at either price it had better be biscuits with cocaine in them!
 tib gubb: it was cocaine, god damn it!
 Nope: I spent $3,500 I am not a monster
Image 149117   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Largehand
 scribbs: 'Kay.
 AverageJoe: instructions unclear: got beaten up instead
 whiplash: But my only friends ARE puppets!
 Borkf: Infinite pleasure!
 BlarfyB: Be a Pierson's Puppeteer and really amaze you friends.
 ClockworkJackalope: A pity the puppets are the only friends
 Bast Relief: There is a market for these as dog poop bags. People upload photos of their friends and families to my website. I print their faces on the bags. Cha-ching! $$$
 a robot: They'll be amazed all right. Amazed they even used to hang out with you.
 Radstarboom: *friends not included.
 Nope: and suddenly Jeff Dunham had an idea.
 Dabajabaza: I have a different use for my socks...
Image 149116   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 addend: Still looking for the contact lens.
 ClockworkJackalope: Someone's got a case of the mondays @Dabajabaza
 Bast Relief: Waiting for her reply on Okcupid.
 Dabajabaza: #Mondays
Image 149115   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 whiplash: Oh, those aliens! Coming to 'Murica and making fun of our history!
 addend: The only alien named Pat.
 Peach: This is terrible and I hate it so much.... *whispers* but I friggin' love it.
Image 149114   12-08-16   Uploaded by    grid
 jochenau: At least wait until the gumballs are ripe, you amateur.
 addend: Never eat at shitheadsteve's.
 buttbear: I thought that was a dog turd in mustard at first glance, but that wouldn't be vegan...
 Peach: @Teechur What a reasonable thing to say. You have my +
 Teechur: As an omnivore, this is how I used to envision vegan cuisine. After experiencing well-prepared vegan food, I now know this not to be accurate. I still prefer omnivorianism, however.
 LaeMi: @FabricMan Remember kids, anything that isn't a pre-protoplasm is GM.
 FabricMan: Excuse me, but is that mustard sustainably sourced? I'm not even going to bother lecturing you on that GMO white bread!
 ignatz: @Theta Zero looked like meat
 Theta Zero: Why did this look appetizing at first
Image 149113   12-08-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
 Hiddentigerma: It's so tempting to break out the ol' Photoshop.
 Headoftheclass: Walker, Texas Protester
 addend: Mothers Against Uncropped Photos.
 Peach: She's protesting being elderly. "It's terrible, we gotta use a walker! Those brutes make you retire! Hey Hey, Ho Ho, this old age shit has got to go!"
 Nope: Wanna party with that Grandma
Image 149112   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 Frank herbert: Sadly being a mall santa is a one way trip
 Derp Herpigan: Santa Claus is skiing to town!
 Mr. Butt: @Radstarboom I'm going to start outsourcing my comments :D
 Radstarboom: This image brought to you by the Guinness corporation.
Image 149111   12-08-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 SpaceCow: The ichthyologists experiments in cryogenics weren't as popular as they'd hoped.
 Frank herbert: Wasnt that a skating rink
 addend: Cold-hearted way to go.
 Ulillillia: Flash frozen
 savvoy: Crank up the Zamboni
 carpwoman: This is awful.
 Greek Fire: Obviously, these fish are guilty of treachery.
 LaeMi: This restaurant was closed down for health violations recently IIRC
 Cami: An aspic dish for the Guinness Book.
 WaffleIron: This strikes me as a really horrible way to die.
Image 149110   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
 Science: Hey Fuck Face - do you have the diabeetus?
 Frank herbert: Sup cunt rag
 Minx: Well hey there big boy, you sure do know how to compliment a lady.
 tib gubb: hey what.
 Ulillillia: Hey fuck face, eat more oatmeal
 Nope: Listen you can either have a big mustache or a dumb t shirt...
 Theta Zero: Sup.
 dobbiesdoogs: hey fuck face...i'm back
Image 149109   12-08-16   Uploaded by    prius
Image 149108 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seahawks. You have brought shame on us, seahawks.
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