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268947  ignatz: 7 years of bad luck, assuming you survive the first 7 seconds..

268948  ignatz: I've heard of concrete boots but this is a ridiculous murder method..

268945  Not A Bot: His beak can hold more than his bellycan

268935  Yam: It's my birthday... you know what that means... I'm putting on my Best Tux

268954  ignatz: Yeah that's your story..

268940  MrBoffo: Quadrophenia

268942  MrBoffo: Hm. Maybe I shoulda taken that left turn at Tierra del Fuego

268925  MrBoffo: @VoR ...for a bleedin' PSYCHOPATH

268943  ignatz: Eh? Shirly nerds straight-line max all life long..

268941  sparename: Tinting Tit

268855  ignatz: At least bread and circuses were for the people.. (although pssibly fairly elite..)

268885  Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made; lessons have been learned.

268897  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ooh! Art of Turkey bean.

268917  Mr Bleak: I hadn't realised that catching turds was the idea. You live and learn.

268941  charlemagne: sure, if you dip in acrylic paint and thrust your torso at the canvas. takes practice to keep in between the lines though

268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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 Hiddentigerma: @addend It ain't been that bad. I mean. Rik mayall died but that was about it.
 Headoftheclass: "To look out at this kind of creation out here and not believe in God is to me impossible."
 morakdais: Maybe we should end 2016 early. If there was a quota, it's been met.
 Shay: Pilot in the sky of dreams, R.I.P.
 Ulillillia: Rad across the universe
 LaeMi: He knows!
Image 149104   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Frank herbert: 249!!!
 a robot: A fossil! I got one of these in high school so I know it's super old
 Ulillillia: Good ol' Nintendo-yellowing.
Image 149103   12-08-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
 Ulillillia: @Frank herbert That t-shirt should be a Patreon reward
 Hiddentigerma: If you poke her she goes into cardiac arrest.
 Frank herbert: Aggro gator. Home of the sexy big girls
 carpwoman: Holy.
 carpwoman: Fuck.
 Knice: That moment when you see an image that has both interesting and tiresome perspective.
 Skaalar: @jochenau Trust me. Totally possible.
 jochenau: Is that real? I can't imagine someone's spine being able to do that.
 Frank herbert: I don't know if I should be concerned that she's a walking optical illusion or impressed that she's probably the world's only obese contortionist.
 LaeMi: She big. (Which is fine if she is okay with it - I'm not that big, but not okay with what bigness I am).
Image 149102   12-08-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Image 149101 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fuzzpot. We'll pray for you, Fuzzpot.
 Zukero: Dogwurst ?
 Frank herbert: @Bast Relief please do
 Bast Relief: So tired of these designer breeds. What next? Breeding dogs with jet-packs?
 a robot: A little sad but pretty rad
 GiveMePlus: Rollin' with my dawg.
 hollan: "Please! No more Taco Bell!"
 Peach: The ol' scoot 'n' boop.
Image 149100   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Skaalar: @tamarindo *eats camera in its all-consuming intensity*
 tamarindo: *cuteness intensifies*
Image 149099   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Enker
 Frank herbert: Should be in pie
 Cami: There was an old woman who lived in the woods near the village where I grew up who was supposedly so thrifty that if a bird flew in her house it ended up in the soup pot.
 ch: Look I told you this is going to be hilarious, Jack thinks you're on vacation right now
 a robot: @Peach Probably best not to ask
 Radstarboom: this kills the pancakes.
 Peach: Okay but what is that viscous white liquid you are pouring?
 Skinr: dang, Princess Fiona got some nice nails
 midgetcastle: Blue-birdie pancakes.
 tamarindo: Flapping Jacks
Image 149098   12-08-16   Uploaded by    clayjar
 whiplash: @Elhefe: this is "summer curling."
 ch: Old People Without Hobbies Society
 Wet farts: Get the duck out
 El hefe: That's not how you curl
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - OMG yeah.
 well duh: @WaffleIron can't rad enough for that reference
 jochenau: No car fires except for access.
 WaffleIron: HURRY HARD!
 Warrax: I just don't understand Canadian sports.
 LaeMi: That is an odd way to celebrate! What is the occasion?
Image 149097   12-08-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 SpaceCow: Lincoln is the superior survival horror game. It's almost impossible to escape John Wilkes Booth and you can always hear him breathing.
 Erebus: Oh my god... It all makes semse now!
 ChubbyBuddy: i think i heard about this on Infowars
 Air Biscuit: @XLY i thought LvP came before that one.
 dobbiesdoogs: they mostly emancipate the slaves. mostly.
 tamarindo: Do you remember the scene when Lincoln burst out of an engineer's chest and started singing, "Hello, ma baby, hello, ma honey, hello, ma ragtime gal"?
 XLY: The row below starts with Alienham Lincoln, followed by Lincoln vs Alien
Image 149096   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 Hiddentigerma: I prefer the dunkmas tree. A normal tree with a basketball instead of a star.
 Frank herbert: Ooooo christmas control!
 Skinr: blue and white, red and green / the funkiest tree you've ever seen
 In The Pocket: When turtle-doves cry.
 Nope: Oh Princemas Tree, Oh Princemas Tree how lovely are thy branches.
 Ulillillia: Why You Wanna Tree Me So Bad?
 Peach: Purple Reindeer
Image 149095   12-08-16   Uploaded by    skillet
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