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258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

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11. Drunk Orc: 1695 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. nathan: 1684 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. Solemn: 1640 points
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 Hiddentigerma: @addend It ain't been that bad. I mean. Rik mayall died but that was about it.
 Headoftheclass: "To look out at this kind of creation out here and not believe in God is to me impossible."
 addend: Maybe we should end 2016 early. If there was a quota, it's been met.
 Shay: Pilot in the sky of dreams, R.I.P.
 Ulillillia: Rad across the universe
 LaeMi: He knows!
Image 149104   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
 Frank herbert: 249!!!
 a robot: A fossil! I got one of these in high school so I know it's super old
 Ulillillia: Good ol' Nintendo-yellowing.
Image 149103   12-08-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
 Ulillillia: @Frank herbert That t-shirt should be a Patreon reward
 Hiddentigerma: If you poke her she goes into cardiac arrest.
 Frank herbert: Aggro gator. Home of the sexy big girls
 carpwoman: Holy.
 carpwoman: Fuck.
 Knice: That moment when you see an image that has both interesting and tiresome perspective.
 Skaalar: @jochenau Trust me. Totally possible.
 jochenau: Is that real? I can't imagine someone's spine being able to do that.
 Theta Zero: I don't know if I should be concerned that she's a walking optical illusion or impressed that she's probably the world's only obese contortionist.
 LaeMi: She big. (Which is fine if she is okay with it - I'm not that big, but not okay with what bigness I am).
Image 149102   12-08-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Image 149101 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fuzzpot. Your image was bad, Fuzzpot.
 Zukero: Dogwurst ?
 Frank herbert: @Bast Relief please do
 Bast Relief: So tired of these designer breeds. What next? Breeding dogs with jet-packs?
 a robot: A little sad but pretty rad
 addend: Rollin' with my dawg.
 hollan: "Please! No more Taco Bell!"
 Peach: The ol' scoot 'n' boop.
Image 149100   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Skaalar: @tamarindo *eats camera in its all-consuming intensity*
 tamarindo: *cuteness intensifies*
Image 149099   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Enker
 Frank herbert: Should be in pie
 Cami: There was an old woman who lived in the woods near the village where I grew up who was supposedly so thrifty that if a bird flew in her house it ended up in the soup pot.
 ch: Look I told you this is going to be hilarious, Jack thinks you're on vacation right now
 a robot: @Peach Probably best not to ask
 Radstarboom: this kills the pancakes.
 Peach: Okay but what is that viscous white liquid you are pouring?
 Skinr: dang, Princess Fiona got some nice nails
 addend: Blue-birdie pancakes.
 tamarindo: Flapping Jacks
Image 149098   12-08-16   Uploaded by    clayjar
 whiplash: @Elhefe: this is "summer curling."
 ch: Old People Without Hobbies Society
 Wet farts: Get the duck out
 El hefe: That's not how you curl
 carpwoman: @WaffleIron - OMG yeah.
 well duh: @WaffleIron can't rad enough for that reference
 jochenau: No car fires except for access.
 WaffleIron: HURRY HARD!
 Warrax: I just don't understand Canadian sports.
 LaeMi: That is an odd way to celebrate! What is the occasion?
Image 149097   12-08-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 SpaceCow: Lincoln is the superior survival horror game. It's almost impossible to escape John Wilkes Booth and you can always hear him breathing.
 Erebus: Oh my god... It all makes semse now!
 ChubbyBuddy: i think i heard about this on Infowars
 Air Biscuit: @XLY i thought LvP came before that one.
 dobbiesdoogs: they mostly emancipate the slaves. mostly.
 tamarindo: Do you remember the scene when Lincoln burst out of an engineer's chest and started singing, "Hello, ma baby, hello, ma honey, hello, ma ragtime gal"?
 XLY: The row below starts with Alienham Lincoln, followed by Lincoln vs Alien
Image 149096   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 Hiddentigerma: I prefer the dunkmas tree. A normal tree with a basketball instead of a star.
 Frank herbert: Ooooo christmas control!
 Skinr: blue and white, red and green / the funkiest tree you've ever seen
 addend: When turtle-doves cry.
 Nope: Oh Princemas Tree, Oh Princemas Tree how lovely are thy branches.
 Ulillillia: Why You Wanna Tree Me So Bad?
 Peach: Purple Reindeer
Image 149095   12-08-16   Uploaded by    skillet
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