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168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

169297  Staida: At least 5 episodes of Star Trek the Original series were filmed here

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169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Score:
562
 
 Headoftheclass: Looks like he had a Goodyear.
 Radstarboom: he's tired. (I'll see myself out.)
 fanny: oh my god the next time they make me do the face painting at school for spirit day i'm painting this on the children. On. All. The. Children.
 LaeMi: Here lies the boy who played the fool, while coming home one day from school. He quite forgot his highway code, what happened next he never knowed!
Image 149073   12-08-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
388
 
 trelyate: my doormat riser finally arrived
 addend: Hold still, focus, take another photo, post that one.
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi what package?
 Fancy Clown: Devious
 LaeMi: Package contains a new door-mat.
Image 149072   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
544
 
 Amy Housewine: "One good solid hope is worth a cart-load of certainties", as the fellow said.
 Science: K-9 is the best. This is the Doctor that I grew up with.
 Minx: Dr. What?
 duckfarts: @LaeMi DON'T STOP KNIT IT KNIT IT
 addend: Dr. Who let the dog out.
 hearsegirl: Dr who? Phil Spectre, that's who...yeah yeah, not canon, whatever
 Headoftheclass: K-9, you can't even.
 Radstarboom: @LaeMi My wife knit me a very long scarf, She used the same excuse. It's every flavor a rad.
 dobbiesdoogs: i hope one day humanity develops a robot dog this advanced
 LaeMi: The back story on that scarf is that the woman the BBC commissioned to knit it forgot to stop, and they ran with it.
 Sheikhjahbooty: The Doctor loves K9. He's sharing his scarf.
 Hosebag: Good dog K9. Yes Master!
 LaeMi: Ooh. A real Dr. Who!
Image 149071   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
739
 
 SpaceCow: I say, old bean.
 Zukero: Cat has had enough of your shit.
 Air Biscuit: You can put a top hat and glasses on a cat, but you cant make him jaunty.
 hearsegirl: 23 skidoo
 KingTrebek: those darned flappers...
 Bast Relief: I was a cat lady before it was cool.
 whiplash: Indubitably!
Image 149070   12-08-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
702
 
 Lestrange: I want to hug then etc
 Sheikhjahbooty: Best yin yang ever.
 Hosebag: I think one of us was adopted.
 Ulillillia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmALA8miQY8
 a sedated moose: The most adorable little bundles of death!
Image 149069   12-08-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
489
 
 SpaceCow: Oh my, indirect kiss!
 a robot: I am ok with this wedding tradition
 Skinr: reminds me of that episode of "The Ripping Friends" where Jimmy put a rubber chicken in between two people's lips to stop them from kissing each other
 Lestrange: He's okay but wtf is she doing?
 NoRagrets: He is not amused.
 Hosebag: I wanted a llama once, but I couldn't figure out a name for it. Como se llama?
 Shay: Hello Dolly, Llama.
 LaeMi: You may now kiss the Llama.
Image 149068   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
392
 
 E. HONDA: Needs Robert De Niro half-distractedly gesturing toward it and saying "yeah, just down the alley. Down the alley."
 Air Biscuit: Famous customers include the wayne family.
 Lestrange: 9mm subs and sandwiches.
 tib gubb: so not as good as sandwich and sub 1
 Headoftheclass: @whiplash Really? I think I see it parked just down the street.
 Beeble: When the kids lure the Jared.
 whiplash: My "Free Candy" van is in the shop.
 Warrax: Subs AND sandwiches? That's like, all the foods.
 Radstarboom: Hey kids, wanna buy a sandwich?
 Scoo: I can't keep up all the names for the cool street drugs you kids are doing these days!
 LaeMi: Just don't ask what kind of meat they use. Or why 1 in 20 people who go down the alley don't come back out.
Image 149067   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
525
 
 SpaceCow: This granfalloon wants a rematch with Alucard.
 Zukero: That was worth killing all these humans.
 Lestrange: @Dresdenkeogh Bwaaahahahahaha! Congrats on winning the entire internet.
 Dresdenkeogh: This porn is sphered
 LaeMi: Stop the Earth. I want to get out!
 San DoDo: That about covers it
 Shay: This Rammstein music video keeps getting weirder.
 Radstarboom: Human earthworm
Image 149066   12-08-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Image 149065 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffles. We'll pray for you, waffles.
Score:
668
 
 Bob: Cilantro greatly improves with mint and lime.
 cArdent: It's just one of those weird things, like being able to roll your tongue. I think it might be genetic. (On the other hand, I have no problem with it but my dad can't stand it, so maybe not.)
 funny in the wall: @Scoo I was not and I like it too (in seed, greens, and taproot forms)
 KingTrebek: I always heard the herb as cilantro, and the ground seeds used as a spice were called coriander.
 jochenau: "per each"?
 Scoo: I actually rather like it, but I was raised on Southwestern American cuisine, so that might be part of it.
Image 149064   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
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