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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
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 Headoftheclass: Looks like he had a Goodyear.
 Radstarboom: he's tired. (I'll see myself out.)
 fanny: oh my god the next time they make me do the face painting at school for spirit day i'm painting this on the children. On. All. The. Children.
 LaeMi: Here lies the boy who played the fool, while coming home one day from school. He quite forgot his highway code, what happened next he never knowed!
Image 149073   12-08-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
388
 
 trelyate: my doormat riser finally arrived
 addend: Hold still, focus, take another photo, post that one.
 Headoftheclass: @LaeMi what package?
 Fancy Clown: Devious
 LaeMi: Package contains a new door-mat.
Image 149072   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
544
 
 Amy Housewine: "One good solid hope is worth a cart-load of certainties", as the fellow said.
 Science: K-9 is the best. This is the Doctor that I grew up with.
 Minx: Dr. What?
 duckfarts: @LaeMi DON'T STOP KNIT IT KNIT IT
 addend: Dr. Who let the dog out.
 hearsegirl: Dr who? Phil Spectre, that's who...yeah yeah, not canon, whatever
 Headoftheclass: K-9, you can't even.
 Radstarboom: @LaeMi My wife knit me a very long scarf, She used the same excuse. It's every flavor a rad.
 dobbiesdoogs: i hope one day humanity develops a robot dog this advanced
 LaeMi: The back story on that scarf is that the woman the BBC commissioned to knit it forgot to stop, and they ran with it.
 Sheikhjahbooty: The Doctor loves K9. He's sharing his scarf.
 Hosebag: Good dog K9. Yes Master!
 LaeMi: Ooh. A real Dr. Who!
Image 149071   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
739
 
 SpaceCow: I say, old bean.
 Zukero: Cat has had enough of your shit.
 Air Biscuit: You can put a top hat and glasses on a cat, but you cant make him jaunty.
 hearsegirl: 23 skidoo
 KingTrebek: those darned flappers...
 Bast Relief: I was a cat lady before it was cool.
 whiplash: Indubitably!
Image 149070   12-08-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
702
 
 Lestrange: I want to hug then etc
 Sheikhjahbooty: Best yin yang ever.
 Hosebag: I think one of us was adopted.
 Ulillillia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmALA8miQY8
 a sedated moose: The most adorable little bundles of death!
Image 149069   12-08-16   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
489
 
 SpaceCow: Oh my, indirect kiss!
 a robot: I am ok with this wedding tradition
 Skinr: reminds me of that episode of "The Ripping Friends" where Jimmy put a rubber chicken in between two people's lips to stop them from kissing each other
 Lestrange: He's okay but wtf is she doing?
 NoRagrets: He is not amused.
 Hosebag: I wanted a llama once, but I couldn't figure out a name for it. Como se llama?
 Shay: Hello Dolly, Llama.
 LaeMi: You may now kiss the Llama.
Image 149068   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
392
 
 E. HONDA: Needs Robert De Niro half-distractedly gesturing toward it and saying "yeah, just down the alley. Down the alley."
 Air Biscuit: Famous customers include the wayne family.
 Lestrange: 9mm subs and sandwiches.
 tib gubb: so not as good as sandwich and sub 1
 Headoftheclass: @whiplash Really? I think I see it parked just down the street.
 Beeble: When the kids lure the Jared.
 whiplash: My "Free Candy" van is in the shop.
 Warrax: Subs AND sandwiches? That's like, all the foods.
 Radstarboom: Hey kids, wanna buy a sandwich?
 Scoo: I can't keep up all the names for the cool street drugs you kids are doing these days!
 LaeMi: Just don't ask what kind of meat they use. Or why 1 in 20 people who go down the alley don't come back out.
Image 149067   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
525
 
 SpaceCow: This granfalloon wants a rematch with Alucard.
 Zukero: That was worth killing all these humans.
 Lestrange: @Dresdenkeogh Bwaaahahahahaha! Congrats on winning the entire internet.
 Dresdenkeogh: This porn is sphered
 LaeMi: Stop the Earth. I want to get out!
 San DoDo: That about covers it
 Shay: This Rammstein music video keeps getting weirder.
 Radstarboom: Human earthworm
Image 149066   12-08-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Image 149065 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waffles. Your image was bad, waffles.
Score:
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 Bob: Cilantro greatly improves with mint and lime.
 cArdent: It's just one of those weird things, like being able to roll your tongue. I think it might be genetic. (On the other hand, I have no problem with it but my dad can't stand it, so maybe not.)
 funny in the wall: @Scoo I was not and I like it too (in seed, greens, and taproot forms)
 KingTrebek: I always heard the herb as cilantro, and the ground seeds used as a spice were called coriander.
 jochenau: "per each"?
 Scoo: I actually rather like it, but I was raised on Southwestern American cuisine, so that might be part of it.
Image 149064   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Pizza
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