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243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

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243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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 Headoftheclass: It's pussy all the way down...
 LaeMi: @Otterman - yes, there are even 8 pusses.
 scribbs: She must be satanic: her nose is shaped like an inverted cross.
 Micro Jackson: All of ur kittehs is mine!
 Mr. Shine: You have my attention.
 ElitrArceus5100: Cat lady just got brought to a whole new level of weird
 Spazstatic: This isn't Spirited Away... (The soot thingies)
 KnowLifer: Kitties
 Amy Housewine: The Night Has A Thousand Eyes.
 Koolie: Meow
 funny in the wall: a herd of beautiful people
 Otterman: Pussy galore, duh.
Image 149021   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
 Chest Rockwell: Don't Hassel the Hoff.
 Supermansbrother: I would also selfie.
Image 149020   12-08-16   Uploaded by    sumo
 addend: Ssssweater.
 Headoftheclass: Is that fingercuffs?
 ElitrArceus5100: Even cold blooded killers like to snuggle
 Air Biscuit: Insulation doesent seem useful to the cold blooded.
 hearsegirl: you only have to wear it until grammy goes home. she worked hard on it.
 Hiddentigerma: @ASTER What if the snake is tough?
 ASTER: Thats really impressive given that snakes die if they bump into anything but food.
 sparename: Busytown in winter
 Derp Herpigan: If a snake wore a sweater would it wear it like..
Image 149019   12-08-16   Uploaded by    PenguinBartender
 pastme: What kind of dog is that?
 ElitrArceus5100: Hi there!
 Dan Tagonistic: Thinking with borkfals
 a sedated moose: The borkf-porter
 Amy Housewine: Hay how'd ah get up heeyuh
 Hiddentigerma: @Derp Herpigan Portlin with thinkles*
 Teechur: The dog-giraffe hybrid is looking good.
 SomeCanadian: Cue Yakkety Sax.
 Derp Herpigan: Puppers thinking with portals.
Image 149018   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
 ASTER: Oh cool, the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album.
 Hiddentigerma: @skillet His sides were split because of the ol' spicy joke.
 skillet: DOMINIC!
Image 149017   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 ElitrArceus5100: Plot twist, that dolphin isn't far away, it's a mimi dolphin
 Erebus: Existential memes are the best memes.
Image 149016   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Jak
 Headoftheclass: "Cut, cut, CUT! It's 'Throw out your hands! Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips. Give them a push! You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!"
 scribbs: It's like an optical illusion for me: if I don't concentrate, it becomes akin to an Escher tessellation.
 Mr. Shine: How to wear a hat training: Day 2. We appear to have experienced some setbacks after yesterday's hopeful beginning
 ElitrArceus5100: PE got rough real quick
 Micro Jackson: What you lookin at? Ain't got no pockets, OK?
 Koolie: Plenty of ashtrays for the tourists.
 hearsegirl: they all have to stay that way until upper left gets his shit together.
 Flirb Dampumple: When you can drink the tea without removing the bowl from your head, it will be time for you to leave.
 whiplash: Please sir? May we have some more?
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody was kung-fu fighting/ Those kicks were fast as lightning
Image 149015   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Headoftheclass: That truck just peed itself.
 jochenau: NO ESCAPE
 scribbs: The temporary sign indicates a special-case subset of the general rule vis-a-vis exiting by way of vehicle and therefore is the guide to be followed. Unless somebody is just being a dick.
 tritium: You shall never leave
 Dresdenkeogh: Either way, leave.
 Micro Jackson: What we need is an exit strategy
 Spazstatic: I'm getting mixed messages
 sparename: to platform 9 3/4
 DrinkMixMan: No Exit 2: All Exits
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 Zukero: Also, toothpaste openings are 10% wider than they need to be.
 Warrax: Only one of these is true.
 ElitrArceus5100: My Money!
 Sadbot: That companies would be shitty to make more money is believable because all of the document precedents
 SomeCanadian: Lizard people are the real problem. Wake up sheeple.
 Teechur: And you only need a tablespoon of dishwasher detergent. 0J0
 Side Boob: I'm surprised the Laundry Illuminati hasn't silenced this already
Image 149013   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Headoftheclass: MY ASS, there isn't.
 scribbs: No poops go to heaven.
 LaeMi: Silly artist!The poop fairy has brown eyes.
 trelyate: there is in Germany.
 ElitrArceus5100: Stop being a poop scrooge!
 Ulillillia: Take the poo to the loo
 Hiddentigerma: @Amy Housewine It's a sad day when emojis are used.
 SomeCanadian: The Poop Fairy is real. I've seen him on Craigslist: Casual Encounters.
 Teechur: And for Heaven's sake, DON'T put it under your pillow!
 DrinkMixMan: Don't poop on angels.
 Amy Housewine: It is a sad day when a child learns that the poop fairy isn't real.
 Off Topic: Stop. Poop. Pray. For the poop fairy to take it away.
Image 149012   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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