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215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

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215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

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215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

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 clayjar: lolllll @Spazstatic
 Headoftheclass: It's pussy all the way down...
 LaeMi: @Otterman - yes, there are even 8 pusses.
 scribbs: She must be satanic: her nose is shaped like an inverted cross.
 Micro Jackson: All of ur kittehs is mine!
 Mr. Shine: You have my attention.
 ElitrArceus5100: Cat lady just got brought to a whole new level of weird
 Spazstatic: This isn't Spirited Away... (The soot thingies)
 KnowLifer: Kitties
 Amy Housewine: The Night Has A Thousand Eyes.
 Koolie: Meow
 funny in the wall: a herd of beautiful people
 Otterman: Pussy galore, duh.
Image 149021   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
 Chest Rockwell: Don't Hassel the Hoff.
 Supermansbrother: I would also selfie.
Image 149020   12-08-16   Uploaded by    sumo
 addend: Ssssweater.
 Headoftheclass: Is that fingercuffs?
 ElitrArceus5100: Even cold blooded killers like to snuggle
 Air Biscuit: Insulation doesent seem useful to the cold blooded.
 hearsegirl: you only have to wear it until grammy goes home. she worked hard on it.
 Hiddentigerma: @ASTER What if the snake is tough?
 ASTER: Thats really impressive given that snakes die if they bump into anything but food.
 sparename: Busytown in winter
 Derp Herpigan: If a snake wore a sweater would it wear it like..
Image 149019   12-08-16   Uploaded by    PenguinBartender
 pastme: What kind of dog is that?
 ElitrArceus5100: Hi there!
 Dan Tagonistic: Thinking with borkfals
 a sedated moose: The borkf-porter
 Amy Housewine: Hay how'd ah get up heeyuh
 Hiddentigerma: @Derp Herpigan Portlin with thinkles*
 Teechur: The dog-giraffe hybrid is looking good.
 SomeCanadian: Cue Yakkety Sax.
 Derp Herpigan: Puppers thinking with portals.
Image 149018   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
 ASTER: Oh cool, the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album.
 Hiddentigerma: @skillet His sides were split because of the ol' spicy joke.
 skillet: DOMINIC!
Image 149017   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 ElitrArceus5100: Plot twist, that dolphin isn't far away, it's a mimi dolphin
 Erebus: Existential memes are the best memes.
Image 149016   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Jak
 Headoftheclass: "Cut, cut, CUT! It's 'Throw out your hands! Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips. Give them a push! You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!"
 scribbs: It's like an optical illusion for me: if I don't concentrate, it becomes akin to an Escher tessellation.
 Mr. Shine: How to wear a hat training: Day 2. We appear to have experienced some setbacks after yesterday's hopeful beginning
 ElitrArceus5100: PE got rough real quick
 Micro Jackson: What you lookin at? Ain't got no pockets, OK?
 Koolie: Plenty of ashtrays for the tourists.
 hearsegirl: they all have to stay that way until upper left gets his shit together.
 Flirb Dampumple: When you can drink the tea without removing the bowl from your head, it will be time for you to leave.
 whiplash: Please sir? May we have some more?
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody was kung-fu fighting/ Those kicks were fast as lightning
Image 149015   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Headoftheclass: That truck just peed itself.
 jochenau: NO ESCAPE
 scribbs: The temporary sign indicates a special-case subset of the general rule vis-a-vis exiting by way of vehicle and therefore is the guide to be followed. Unless somebody is just being a dick.
 tritium: You shall never leave
 Dresdenkeogh: Either way, leave.
 Micro Jackson: What we need is an exit strategy
 Spazstatic: I'm getting mixed messages
 sparename: to platform 9 3/4
 DrinkMixMan: No Exit 2: All Exits
Image 149014   12-08-16   Uploaded by    confession
 Zukero: Also, toothpaste openings are 10% wider than they need to be.
 Warrax: Only one of these is true.
 ElitrArceus5100: My Money!
 Sadbot: That companies would be shitty to make more money is believable because all of the document precedents
 SomeCanadian: Lizard people are the real problem. Wake up sheeple.
 Teechur: And you only need a tablespoon of dishwasher detergent. 0J0
 Side Boob: I'm surprised the Laundry Illuminati hasn't silenced this already
Image 149013   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Headoftheclass: MY ASS, there isn't.
 scribbs: No poops go to heaven.
 LaeMi: Silly artist!The poop fairy has brown eyes.
 trelyate: there is in Germany.
 ElitrArceus5100: Stop being a poop scrooge!
 Ulillillia: Take the poo to the loo
 Hiddentigerma: @Amy Housewine It's a sad day when emojis are used.
 SomeCanadian: The Poop Fairy is real. I've seen him on Craigslist: Casual Encounters.
 Teechur: And for Heaven's sake, DON'T put it under your pillow!
 DrinkMixMan: Don't poop on angels.
 Amy Housewine: It is a sad day when a child learns that the poop fairy isn't real.
 Off Topic: Stop. Poop. Pray. For the poop fairy to take it away.
Image 149012   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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