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228518  a robot: "CATCHUP?????"

228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
727
 
 clayjar: lolllll @Spazstatic
 Headoftheclass: It's pussy all the way down...
 LaeMi: @Otterman - yes, there are even 8 pusses.
 scribbs: She must be satanic: her nose is shaped like an inverted cross.
 Micro Jackson: All of ur kittehs is mine!
 Mr. Shine: You have my attention.
 ElitrArceus5100: Cat lady just got brought to a whole new level of weird
 Spazstatic: This isn't Spirited Away... (The soot thingies)
 KnowLifer: Kitties
 Amy Housewine: The Night Has A Thousand Eyes.
 Koolie: Meow
 funny in the wall: a herd of beautiful people
 Otterman: Pussy galore, duh.
Image 149021   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
72
 
 Chest Rockwell: Don't Hassel the Hoff.
 Supermansbrother: I would also selfie.
Image 149020   12-08-16   Uploaded by    sumo
Score:
663
 
 addend: Ssssweater.
 Headoftheclass: Is that fingercuffs?
 ElitrArceus5100: Even cold blooded killers like to snuggle
 Air Biscuit: Insulation doesent seem useful to the cold blooded.
 hearsegirl: you only have to wear it until grammy goes home. she worked hard on it.
 Hiddentigerma: @ASTER What if the snake is tough?
 ASTER: Thats really impressive given that snakes die if they bump into anything but food.
 sparename: Busytown in winter
 Derp Herpigan: If a snake wore a sweater would it wear it like..
Image 149019   12-08-16   Uploaded by    PenguinBartender
Score:
859
 
 pastme: What kind of dog is that?
 ElitrArceus5100: Hi there!
 Dan Tagonistic: Thinking with borkfals
 a sedated moose: The borkf-porter
 Amy Housewine: Hay how'd ah get up heeyuh
 Hiddentigerma: @Derp Herpigan Portlin with thinkles*
 Teechur: The dog-giraffe hybrid is looking good.
 SomeCanadian: Cue Yakkety Sax.
 Derp Herpigan: Puppers thinking with portals.
Image 149018   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
Score:
446
 
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 ASTER: Oh cool, the new Godspeed You! Black Emperor album.
 Hiddentigerma: @skillet His sides were split because of the ol' spicy joke.
 skillet: DOMINIC!
Image 149017   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
491
 
 ElitrArceus5100: Plot twist, that dolphin isn't far away, it's a mimi dolphin
 Erebus: Existential memes are the best memes.
Image 149016   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
597
 
 Headoftheclass: "Cut, cut, CUT! It's 'Throw out your hands! Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips. Give them a push! You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake!"
 scribbs: It's like an optical illusion for me: if I don't concentrate, it becomes akin to an Escher tessellation.
 Mr. Shine: How to wear a hat training: Day 2. We appear to have experienced some setbacks after yesterday's hopeful beginning
 ElitrArceus5100: PE got rough real quick
 Micro Jackson: What you lookin at? Ain't got no pockets, OK?
 Koolie: Plenty of ashtrays for the tourists.
 hearsegirl: they all have to stay that way until upper left gets his shit together.
 Flirb Dampumple: When you can drink the tea without removing the bowl from your head, it will be time for you to leave.
 whiplash: Please sir? May we have some more?
 Derp Herpigan: Everybody was kung-fu fighting/ Those kicks were fast as lightning
Image 149015   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
247
 
 Headoftheclass: That truck just peed itself.
 jochenau: NO ESCAPE
 scribbs: The temporary sign indicates a special-case subset of the general rule vis-a-vis exiting by way of vehicle and therefore is the guide to be followed. Unless somebody is just being a dick.
 tritium: You shall never leave
 Dresdenkeogh: Either way, leave.
 Micro Jackson: What we need is an exit strategy
 Spazstatic: I'm getting mixed messages
 sparename: to platform 9 3/4
 DrinkMixMan: No Exit 2: All Exits
Image 149014   12-08-16   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
484
 
 Zukero: Also, toothpaste openings are 10% wider than they need to be.
 Warrax: Only one of these is true.
 ElitrArceus5100: My Money!
 Sadbot: That companies would be shitty to make more money is believable because all of the document precedents
 SomeCanadian: Lizard people are the real problem. Wake up sheeple.
 Teechur: And you only need a tablespoon of dishwasher detergent. 0J0
 Side Boob: I'm surprised the Laundry Illuminati hasn't silenced this already
Image 149013   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
322
 
 Headoftheclass: MY ASS, there isn't.
 scribbs: No poops go to heaven.
 LaeMi: Silly artist!The poop fairy has brown eyes.
 trelyate: there is in Germany.
 ElitrArceus5100: Stop being a poop scrooge!
 Ulillillia: Take the poo to the loo
 Hiddentigerma: @Amy Housewine It's a sad day when emojis are used.
 SomeCanadian: The Poop Fairy is real. I've seen him on Craigslist: Casual Encounters.
 Teechur: And for Heaven's sake, DON'T put it under your pillow!
 DrinkMixMan: Don't poop on angels.
 Amy Housewine: It is a sad day when a child learns that the poop fairy isn't real.
 Off Topic: Stop. Poop. Pray. For the poop fairy to take it away.
Image 149012   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Mumbles
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