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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
666
 
 Mr. Shine: Gimme a kiss!
 ElitrArceus5100: Im not sleeping tonight
 Spazstatic: Moisturise me!
 Otterman: Disapproving swordfish
 Amy Housewine: Who draws the crowd and plays so loud/Baby, it's the guitar man
 Derp Herpigan: My eyes are waaaaaaaaaaaay down here.
 Erebus: Lipssssssss
 Lestrange: I've been expecting you Mr Bond..
Image 149010   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
638
 
 scribbs: Adult Cat Watching: "I remember when I used to think dogs were sooooo gross." Adult Dog Watching: "What were we thinking?"
 Off Topic: Wrong neighborhood
 Erebus: Much Floof!
 Lestrange: Cuddles needed here STAT!
 Knice: "These kitties are weird; deploy the dangerfloof!"
 DarkTeddy: Cant you read the sign? No cats allow4d!!!
Image 149009   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
523
 
 LaeMi: Substitute 'cook' for 'kill' and it makes more sense!
 tib gubb: ah... the stupid people...
 Joseph: But if you.... You know.... Never mind.
 Borkf: Wait, this KILLS the lobster?!
 addend: Friggin' lobster (homarus effingus) are endemic to New Jersey.
 fanny: *tidepoolers
 Derp Herpigan: News at 11: Lobster killed to death
 Amy Housewine: I plead innocent, yer'onner - he was alive when I killed him.
 Knice: *spits out lobster* PPTTHT!! WHAT?!?!
Image 149008   12-08-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: Instead of ripping that poor tiger's face off, he should have just gotten a tattoo.
 Phillee: majestic
 Alkavarion: Nailed it.
Image 149007   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
421
 
 petepuma: This would work on me.
 Erebus: Santa is a rodent apparently
 hajjpodge: Recommended for toddlers.
 Warrax: Thanks.
Image 149006   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hugs
Score:
617
 
 LaeMi: So that's what the 'cage separation pin' does.
 Mr. Butt: Wannna boop that shark.
 SomeCanadian: Oh hai! Would you like to take some time to learn about shark-Jesus? He turned water into BLOOD.
 Teechur: But first, let me take a sharkie.
 addend: Did the water get a little warmer just now?
Image 149005   12-08-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
765
 
 Micro Jackson: Doesn't sound so easy to me
 Sadbot: I slid in on a prawn sandwich and ate it with a silver spoon
 sparename: WoodliceoftheSea.com
 SomeCanadian: Unless you're allergic to shellfish. Then I hope you have some soothing ointments.
 Lestrange: What a wonderful phrase
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh ya, he's been ridin da prawn sandwich, if ya know what I be sayin. Fersher
 Knice: Catch me ridin' jaunty.
Image 149004   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
773
 
 SkidSolo: Bee heaven.
 Mr. Shine: Ayuh, Rad's are comin' in real nice this yee-uh!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager Your skills are needed once more
 SomeOtherCanadian: Substance D
 Knice: BEHOLD MY FIELD OF RADS, AND SEE THAT IT IS FRVITFVL
Image 149003   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
761
 
 Headoftheclass: Honey, I think I just found that missing party favor.
 Micro Jackson: Walk the plaque!
 petepuma: I'm gonna name you Gene Simmons
 Borkf: Detroit borkf citaaaaaay!
 Noremak: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 SomeCanadian: The new Thing movie is coming along nicely.
 Lestrange: This is what happens when you mess with genetics and splice chameleon genes into pupper's genes.
 tamarindo: That's it, @SomeOtherCanadian, let yourself go. Get pissed. Do some damage. Don't take shit from nobody. And, oh yeah, the big boy downstairs. 'Cause this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a lot of blood and torn flesh and broken bones. And I just love it.
 jochenau: Hm, maybe we'll adopt that nice Shih Tzu we saw earlier after all...
 SomeOtherCanadian: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
 thecraftywolf: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
Image 149002   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
536
 
 Hosebag: They should have given this guy a red shirt.
 Micro Jackson: Kneel in the presence of my fabulousness!
 Erebus: Lots of floof
 SomeCanadian: Kinda defeats the point of having a security officer when you have a guard lion.
 Amy Housewine: "I've had enough of your lyin'", says the lion.
 DarkTeddy: Me now that I am blue. I mean im the officer about to get devoured by that thing.
 Niels Bohr: Facit Sejam
 thecraftywolf: this kills the officer and the lion for eating the officer
Image 149001   12-08-16   Uploaded by    amputator
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