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205396  Greifer: maseltov

205387  FabricMan: @Haute and sweaty Donna and I have an arrangement...

205401  pawsies: His name is Dick Pootman

205346  Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205382  square44: should have bought new...

205398  a robot: A play in four acts

205399  a robot: Ugghhhh whyyy

205383  VeeKay: We buy gently used kids

205394  a robot: wut

205394  DarkTeddy: This is what heaven looks like

205401  zoe: For a second I thought this was some sort of Bob Ross joke.

205372  Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205388  tib gubb: blook

205320  Air Biscuit: Wh do they use that terrible font? Its so hard to read.

205401  jeffrey: The thing is, his real last name is Pootman, which may be a better joke than the graffiti.

205391  Ulillillia: That makes him a sad panda.

205377  White Rice: Getting a lot of K.C. Green's comics without his name/site on them recently, specifically lots of gunshow. Just sayin'

205393  Ulillillia: Do you sell them when they grow up into adult goats?

205393  flying sheep: That's too bad. The ones I want to get rid of are all jolly banged up.

205383  Butcherboy: I kid you not

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205372 Wet farts: All that's missing is the flipped out tow mirrors

205236 apoxia: There's something wrong with me. All of these food photos just gross me out. The bacon, the burgers, and pizza with pepperoni sticks.

205201 Pizza: @Felicity Font nerd!

205135 trelyate: I think he's sad because he accidentally locked his only chair in the cage and can't get it back

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205183 White Rice: @Felicity one day I'll encounter some form of big cat, and it will act cute, and I will go for the pets, and I will be dinner. I've already accepted it, it's just a matter of where & when.

205245 tib gubb: look, i don't need sarcasm from my operating system

205174 FabricMan: @VeeKay A look forward to 2035: "I never thought I'd see someone who could make Trump look leveled, smart, and competent."

205186 Austin: light urple

205192 Prostata: sorry 'bout your spyware



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11. PissedOff: 1590 points
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Score:
666
 
 Mr. Shine: Gimme a kiss!
 ElitrArceus5100: Im not sleeping tonight
 Spazstatic: Moisturise me!
 Otterman: Disapproving swordfish
 Amy Housewine: Who draws the crowd and plays so loud/Baby, it's the guitar man
 Derp Herpigan: My eyes are waaaaaaaaaaaay down here.
 Erebus: Lipssssssss
 Lestrange: I've been expecting you Mr Bond..
Image 149010   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
638
 
 scribbs: Adult Cat Watching: "I remember when I used to think dogs were sooooo gross." Adult Dog Watching: "What were we thinking?"
 Off Topic: Wrong neighborhood
 Erebus: Much Floof!
 Lestrange: Cuddles needed here STAT!
 Knice: "These kitties are weird; deploy the dangerfloof!"
 DarkTeddy: Cant you read the sign? No cats allow4d!!!
Image 149009   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
523
 
 LaeMi: Substitute 'cook' for 'kill' and it makes more sense!
 tib gubb: ah... the stupid people...
 Joseph: But if you.... You know.... Never mind.
 Borkf: Wait, this KILLS the lobster?!
 addend: Friggin' lobster (homarus effingus) are endemic to New Jersey.
 fanny: *tidepoolers
 Derp Herpigan: News at 11: Lobster killed to death
 Amy Housewine: I plead innocent, yer'onner - he was alive when I killed him.
 Knice: *spits out lobster* PPTTHT!! WHAT?!?!
Image 149008   12-08-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: Instead of ripping that poor tiger's face off, he should have just gotten a tattoo.
 Phillee: majestic
 Alkavarion: Nailed it.
Image 149007   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
421
 
 petepuma: This would work on me.
 Erebus: Santa is a rodent apparently
 hajjpodge: Recommended for toddlers.
 Warrax: Thanks.
Image 149006   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hugs
Score:
617
 
 LaeMi: So that's what the 'cage separation pin' does.
 Mr. Butt: Wannna boop that shark.
 SomeCanadian: Oh hai! Would you like to take some time to learn about shark-Jesus? He turned water into BLOOD.
 Teechur: But first, let me take a sharkie.
 addend: Did the water get a little warmer just now?
Image 149005   12-08-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
786
 
 Micro Jackson: Doesn't sound so easy to me
 Sadbot: I slid in on a prawn sandwich and ate it with a silver spoon
 sparename: WoodliceoftheSea.com
 SomeCanadian: Unless you're allergic to shellfish. Then I hope you have some soothing ointments.
 Lestrange: What a wonderful phrase
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh ya, he's been ridin da prawn sandwich, if ya know what I be sayin. Fersher
 Knice: Catch me ridin' jaunty.
Image 149004   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
773
 
 SkidSolo: Bee heaven.
 Mr. Shine: Ayuh, Rad's are comin' in real nice this yee-uh!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager Your skills are needed once more
 SomeOtherCanadian: Substance D
 Knice: BEHOLD MY FIELD OF RADS, AND SEE THAT IT IS FRVITFVL
Image 149003   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
761
 
 Headoftheclass: Honey, I think I just found that missing party favor.
 Micro Jackson: Walk the plaque!
 petepuma: I'm gonna name you Gene Simmons
 Borkf: Detroit borkf citaaaaaay!
 Noremak: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 SomeCanadian: The new Thing movie is coming along nicely.
 Lestrange: This is what happens when you mess with genetics and splice chameleon genes into pupper's genes.
 tamarindo: That's it, @SomeOtherCanadian, let yourself go. Get pissed. Do some damage. Don't take shit from nobody. And, oh yeah, the big boy downstairs. 'Cause this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a lot of blood and torn flesh and broken bones. And I just love it.
 jochenau: Hm, maybe we'll adopt that nice Shih Tzu we saw earlier after all...
 SomeOtherCanadian: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
 thecraftywolf: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
Image 149002   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
536
 
 Hosebag: They should have given this guy a red shirt.
 Micro Jackson: Kneel in the presence of my fabulousness!
 Erebus: Lots of floof
 SomeCanadian: Kinda defeats the point of having a security officer when you have a guard lion.
 Amy Housewine: "I've had enough of your lyin'", says the lion.
 DarkTeddy: Me now that I am blue. I mean im the officer about to get devoured by that thing.
 Niels Bohr: Facit Sejam
 thecraftywolf: this kills the officer and the lion for eating the officer
Image 149001   12-08-16   Uploaded by    amputator
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