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175435  Scoo: @a robot or Icelandic

175436  Scoo: DANGER GIRLFRIEND

175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

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175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.

175319 Otterman: @Nothing They're not even trying any more, are they?

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.



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Score:
666
 
 Mr. Shine: Gimme a kiss!
 ElitrArceus5100: Im not sleeping tonight
 Spazstatic: Moisturise me!
 Otterman: Disapproving swordfish
 Amy Housewine: Who draws the crowd and plays so loud/Baby, it's the guitar man
 Derp Herpigan: My eyes are waaaaaaaaaaaay down here.
 Erebus: Lipssssssss
 Lestrange: I've been expecting you Mr Bond..
Image 149010   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
638
 
 scribbs: Adult Cat Watching: "I remember when I used to think dogs were sooooo gross." Adult Dog Watching: "What were we thinking?"
 Off Topic: Wrong neighborhood
 Erebus: Much Floof!
 Lestrange: Cuddles needed here STAT!
 Knice: "These kitties are weird; deploy the dangerfloof!"
 DarkTeddy: Cant you read the sign? No cats allow4d!!!
Image 149009   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
523
 
 LaeMi: Substitute 'cook' for 'kill' and it makes more sense!
 tib gubb: ah... the stupid people...
 Joseph: But if you.... You know.... Never mind.
 Borkf: Wait, this KILLS the lobster?!
 addend: Friggin' lobster (homarus effingus) are endemic to New Jersey.
 fanny: *tidepoolers
 Derp Herpigan: News at 11: Lobster killed to death
 Amy Housewine: I plead innocent, yer'onner - he was alive when I killed him.
 Knice: *spits out lobster* PPTTHT!! WHAT?!?!
Image 149008   12-08-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: Instead of ripping that poor tiger's face off, he should have just gotten a tattoo.
 Phillee: majestic
 Alkavarion: Nailed it.
Image 149007   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
421
 
 petepuma: This would work on me.
 Erebus: Santa is a rodent apparently
 hajjpodge: Recommended for toddlers.
 Warrax: Thanks.
Image 149006   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hugs
Score:
617
 
 LaeMi: So that's what the 'cage separation pin' does.
 Mr. Butt: Wannna boop that shark.
 SomeCanadian: Oh hai! Would you like to take some time to learn about shark-Jesus? He turned water into BLOOD.
 Teechur: But first, let me take a sharkie.
 addend: Did the water get a little warmer just now?
Image 149005   12-08-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
786
 
 Micro Jackson: Doesn't sound so easy to me
 Sadbot: I slid in on a prawn sandwich and ate it with a silver spoon
 sparename: WoodliceoftheSea.com
 SomeCanadian: Unless you're allergic to shellfish. Then I hope you have some soothing ointments.
 Lestrange: What a wonderful phrase
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh ya, he's been ridin da prawn sandwich, if ya know what I be sayin. Fersher
 Knice: Catch me ridin' jaunty.
Image 149004   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
773
 
 SkidSolo: Bee heaven.
 Mr. Shine: Ayuh, Rad's are comin' in real nice this yee-uh!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager Your skills are needed once more
 SomeOtherCanadian: Substance D
 Knice: BEHOLD MY FIELD OF RADS, AND SEE THAT IT IS FRVITFVL
Image 149003   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
761
 
 Headoftheclass: Honey, I think I just found that missing party favor.
 Micro Jackson: Walk the plaque!
 petepuma: I'm gonna name you Gene Simmons
 Borkf: Detroit borkf citaaaaaay!
 Noremak: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 SomeCanadian: The new Thing movie is coming along nicely.
 Lestrange: This is what happens when you mess with genetics and splice chameleon genes into pupper's genes.
 tamarindo: That's it, @SomeOtherCanadian, let yourself go. Get pissed. Do some damage. Don't take shit from nobody. And, oh yeah, the big boy downstairs. 'Cause this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a lot of blood and torn flesh and broken bones. And I just love it.
 jochenau: Hm, maybe we'll adopt that nice Shih Tzu we saw earlier after all...
 SomeOtherCanadian: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
 thecraftywolf: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
Image 149002   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
536
 
 Hosebag: They should have given this guy a red shirt.
 Micro Jackson: Kneel in the presence of my fabulousness!
 Erebus: Lots of floof
 SomeCanadian: Kinda defeats the point of having a security officer when you have a guard lion.
 Amy Housewine: "I've had enough of your lyin'", says the lion.
 DarkTeddy: Me now that I am blue. I mean im the officer about to get devoured by that thing.
 Niels Bohr: Facit Sejam
 thecraftywolf: this kills the officer and the lion for eating the officer
Image 149001   12-08-16   Uploaded by    amputator
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