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156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

156962  Thurb Grunombies: That dropped out of his pants

156973  WaffleIron: If this car ain't rocking, unsatisfied love is stalking.

156953  2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156965  WaffleIron: Cat being slang for bird.

156966  a robot: Winning trophies is SERIOUS BUSINESS,I guess? I'm looking at this on my phone so I guess there could be a joke I'm missing

156963  2Berries: Get low when the whistle goes

156972  a robot: It's raining deer, hallelujah!

156973  a robot: So, regular love, then.

156955  WaffleIron: @Scoo : I would not be surprised either, time to start a googlin! Also three wheeled cars don't count, because they're not cars.

156965  Scoo: Oh they do

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156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156844 trelyate: poo gas!

156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156864 Shay: I see your problem here, sir. I am a raccoon, not an IT tech you moron.



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 156762 (866 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156479 (861 points)
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11. fanny: 4369 points
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Score:
652
 
 Mr. Shine: Gimme a kiss!
 ElitrArceus5100: Im not sleeping tonight
 Spazstatic: Moisturise me!
 Otterman: Disapproving swordfish
 Amy Housewine: Who draws the crowd and plays so loud/Baby, it's the guitar man
 Derp Herpigan: My eyes are waaaaaaaaaaaay down here.
 Erebus: Lipssssssss
 Lestrange: I've been expecting you Mr Bond..
Image 149010   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
638
 
 scribbs: Adult Cat Watching: "I remember when I used to think dogs were sooooo gross." Adult Dog Watching: "What were we thinking?"
 Off Topic: Wrong neighborhood
 Erebus: Much Floof!
 Lestrange: Cuddles needed here STAT!
 Knice: "These kitties are weird; deploy the dangerfloof!"
 DarkTeddy: Cant you read the sign? No cats allow4d!!!
Image 149009   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
523
 
 LaeMi: Substitute 'cook' for 'kill' and it makes more sense!
 tib gubb: ah... the stupid people...
 Joseph: But if you.... You know.... Never mind.
 Borkf: Wait, this KILLS the lobster?!
 addend: Friggin' lobster (homarus effingus) are endemic to New Jersey.
 fanny: *tidepoolers
 Derp Herpigan: News at 11: Lobster killed to death
 Amy Housewine: I plead innocent, yer'onner - he was alive when I killed him.
 Knice: *spits out lobster* PPTTHT!! WHAT?!?!
Image 149008   12-08-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: Instead of ripping that poor tiger's face off, he should have just gotten a tattoo.
 Phillee: majestic
 Alkavarion: Nailed it.
Image 149007   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
421
 
 petepuma: This would work on me.
 Erebus: Santa is a rodent apparently
 hajjpodge: Recommended for toddlers.
 Warrax: Thanks.
Image 149006   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hugs
Score:
617
 
 LaeMi: So that's what the 'cage separation pin' does.
 Mr. Butt: Wannna boop that shark.
 SomeCanadian: Oh hai! Would you like to take some time to learn about shark-Jesus? He turned water into BLOOD.
 Teechur: But first, let me take a sharkie.
 addend: Did the water get a little warmer just now?
Image 149005   12-08-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
765
 
 Micro Jackson: Doesn't sound so easy to me
 Sadbot: I slid in on a prawn sandwich and ate it with a silver spoon
 sparename: WoodliceoftheSea.com
 SomeCanadian: Unless you're allergic to shellfish. Then I hope you have some soothing ointments.
 Lestrange: What a wonderful phrase
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh ya, he's been ridin da prawn sandwich, if ya know what I be sayin. Fersher
 Knice: Catch me ridin' jaunty.
Image 149004   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
773
 
 SkidSolo: Bee heaven.
 Mr. Shine: Ayuh, Rad's are comin' in real nice this yee-uh!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager Your skills are needed once more
 SomeOtherCanadian: Substance D
 Knice: BEHOLD MY FIELD OF RADS, AND SEE THAT IT IS FRVITFVL
Image 149003   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
761
 
 Headoftheclass: Honey, I think I just found that missing party favor.
 Micro Jackson: Walk the plaque!
 petepuma: I'm gonna name you Gene Simmons
 Borkf: Detroit borkf citaaaaaay!
 Noremak: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 SomeCanadian: The new Thing movie is coming along nicely.
 Lestrange: This is what happens when you mess with genetics and splice chameleon genes into pupper's genes.
 tamarindo: That's it, @SomeOtherCanadian, let yourself go. Get pissed. Do some damage. Don't take shit from nobody. And, oh yeah, the big boy downstairs. 'Cause this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a lot of blood and torn flesh and broken bones. And I just love it.
 jochenau: Hm, maybe we'll adopt that nice Shih Tzu we saw earlier after all...
 SomeOtherCanadian: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
 thecraftywolf: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
Image 149002   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
536
 
 Hosebag: They should have given this guy a red shirt.
 Micro Jackson: Kneel in the presence of my fabulousness!
 Erebus: Lots of floof
 SomeCanadian: Kinda defeats the point of having a security officer when you have a guard lion.
 Amy Housewine: "I've had enough of your lyin'", says the lion.
 DarkTeddy: Me now that I am blue. I mean im the officer about to get devoured by that thing.
 Niels Bohr: Facit Sejam
 thecraftywolf: this kills the officer and the lion for eating the officer
Image 149001   12-08-16   Uploaded by    amputator
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