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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163806 yev: is she pregnant?

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Score:
666
 
 Mr. Shine: Gimme a kiss!
 ElitrArceus5100: Im not sleeping tonight
 Spazstatic: Moisturise me!
 Otterman: Disapproving swordfish
 Amy Housewine: Who draws the crowd and plays so loud/Baby, it's the guitar man
 Derp Herpigan: My eyes are waaaaaaaaaaaay down here.
 Erebus: Lipssssssss
 Lestrange: I've been expecting you Mr Bond..
Image 149010   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
638
 
 scribbs: Adult Cat Watching: "I remember when I used to think dogs were sooooo gross." Adult Dog Watching: "What were we thinking?"
 Off Topic: Wrong neighborhood
 Erebus: Much Floof!
 Lestrange: Cuddles needed here STAT!
 Knice: "These kitties are weird; deploy the dangerfloof!"
 DarkTeddy: Cant you read the sign? No cats allow4d!!!
Image 149009   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
523
 
 LaeMi: Substitute 'cook' for 'kill' and it makes more sense!
 tib gubb: ah... the stupid people...
 Joseph: But if you.... You know.... Never mind.
 Borkf: Wait, this KILLS the lobster?!
 addend: Friggin' lobster (homarus effingus) are endemic to New Jersey.
 fanny: *tidepoolers
 Derp Herpigan: News at 11: Lobster killed to death
 Amy Housewine: I plead innocent, yer'onner - he was alive when I killed him.
 Knice: *spits out lobster* PPTTHT!! WHAT?!?!
Image 149008   12-08-16   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
607
 
 scribbs: Instead of ripping that poor tiger's face off, he should have just gotten a tattoo.
 Phillee: majestic
 Alkavarion: Nailed it.
Image 149007   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
Score:
421
 
 petepuma: This would work on me.
 Erebus: Santa is a rodent apparently
 hajjpodge: Recommended for toddlers.
 Warrax: Thanks.
Image 149006   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hugs
Score:
617
 
 LaeMi: So that's what the 'cage separation pin' does.
 Mr. Butt: Wannna boop that shark.
 SomeCanadian: Oh hai! Would you like to take some time to learn about shark-Jesus? He turned water into BLOOD.
 Teechur: But first, let me take a sharkie.
 addend: Did the water get a little warmer just now?
Image 149005   12-08-16   Uploaded by    daver
Score:
765
 
 Micro Jackson: Doesn't sound so easy to me
 Sadbot: I slid in on a prawn sandwich and ate it with a silver spoon
 sparename: WoodliceoftheSea.com
 SomeCanadian: Unless you're allergic to shellfish. Then I hope you have some soothing ointments.
 Lestrange: What a wonderful phrase
 ClockworkJackalope: Oh ya, he's been ridin da prawn sandwich, if ya know what I be sayin. Fersher
 Knice: Catch me ridin' jaunty.
Image 149004   12-08-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
773
 
 SkidSolo: Bee heaven.
 Mr. Shine: Ayuh, Rad's are comin' in real nice this yee-uh!
 Dresdenkeogh: @Mad Collager Your skills are needed once more
 SomeOtherCanadian: Substance D
 Knice: BEHOLD MY FIELD OF RADS, AND SEE THAT IT IS FRVITFVL
Image 149003   12-08-16   Uploaded by    Himesama
Score:
761
 
 Headoftheclass: Honey, I think I just found that missing party favor.
 Micro Jackson: Walk the plaque!
 petepuma: I'm gonna name you Gene Simmons
 Borkf: Detroit borkf citaaaaaay!
 Noremak: K9's in Satan's service! KISS!
 SomeCanadian: The new Thing movie is coming along nicely.
 Lestrange: This is what happens when you mess with genetics and splice chameleon genes into pupper's genes.
 tamarindo: That's it, @SomeOtherCanadian, let yourself go. Get pissed. Do some damage. Don't take shit from nobody. And, oh yeah, the big boy downstairs. 'Cause this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a lot of blood and torn flesh and broken bones. And I just love it.
 jochenau: Hm, maybe we'll adopt that nice Shih Tzu we saw earlier after all...
 SomeOtherCanadian: I would adopt this doggo and name it Violator
 thecraftywolf: that's not what i meant when i said give me a kiss
Image 149002   12-08-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Hosebag: They should have given this guy a red shirt.
 Micro Jackson: Kneel in the presence of my fabulousness!
 Erebus: Lots of floof
 SomeCanadian: Kinda defeats the point of having a security officer when you have a guard lion.
 Amy Housewine: "I've had enough of your lyin'", says the lion.
 DarkTeddy: Me now that I am blue. I mean im the officer about to get devoured by that thing.
 Niels Bohr: Facit Sejam
 thecraftywolf: this kills the officer and the lion for eating the officer
Image 149001   12-08-16   Uploaded by    amputator
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