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216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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11. canada: 1137 points
12. arctic fox: 1122 points
13. PissedOff: 1102 points
14. Extreme Locorito: 1092 points
15. taiko: 1071 points
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 Coolguy: Professor is not having any postmodern shenanigans in their class...
 Frank herbert: @Scoo A+ for old
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian "Hellish Maelstrom of Tenure" is the name of my faculty death metal band
 SomeCanadian: It's good to know old teachers never die, they just get older and crabbier, till they reach a cranky singularly and explode in a hellish maelstrom of tenure.
 WaffleIron: @fanny : FUNNY COMMENTS ARE NEVER SAD
 fanny: :-(
Image 148715   12-06-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
592
 
 Radstarboom: @Ulillillia Reagan?
 Ulillillia: In other news, the new administration has disbanded the air traffic controllers' union.
 Scoo: "To everyone on frequency, you are cleared for takeoff, runway 17 Right, no delay"
 WaffleIron: Your bag, it's on one of these planes. No, we don't know which one.
 ignatz: I think this qualifies as a "deal"
 Sadbot: Some air traffic controller done a goof
 sparename: "Shoo!"
Image 148714   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 Erebus: @Frank herbert taste nature
 Frank herbert: Proof of nature?
 SomeCanadian: Not on the first date! You'll seem like a hussy.
Image 148713   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
338
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Circus of value!!!!
 Cami: Stunt dummy from Sabotage video bridge scene.
 Frank herbert: Watchmen. The comedian
 Cami: Gag exploding cigar test dummy.
Image 148712   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 148711 is unbelievably bad (score -30) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by youshall. You have brought shame on us, youshall.
Score:
439
 
 Skaalar: Calm down Ronald McDonald.
 SpaceCow: Pyro Duck doesn't get invited to the family reunions.
 AverageJoe: dem birches...
 tib gubb: @Frank Herbert pump-action aerosol torch
 Frank herbert: So is that pesticide or green copper flames
 Reddest of Necks: Hes the fire starter. Twisted fire starter. Ha good song
 tib gubb: what an asshole
 dobbiesdoogs: new department of the interior pick is less extreme than i was expecting
 Shay: GET FUCKED, FEELIN' PUNK
 jochenau: Welp, time to summon Captain Planet.
Image 148710   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
216
 
 ASTER: Anthony Fantano Here.
 Starky15: Exorcising Tooth Decay! Much like #148519
 PenguinBartender: @El hefe TO ROCK!
 Frank herbert: New Vatican first erson shooter
 El hefe: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
 SomeCanadian: But there is. And that is why the internet is amazing. And why humanity is doomed. @kinggheedra
 kinggheedra: there should not be a wikihow for exorcisms
 Cami: Say Ahhhhh-Your mother's in here. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.
 Ulillillia: 2017.jpg
 Zampano: I hate it when these ultra conservative Christians try to force the cross down your throat
 tamarindo: Please leave Dentistry to professionals.
Image 148709   12-06-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
541
 
 Coolguy: @Frank herbert No, but I have some brown poupon my shoe!
 Frank herbert: Excuse me. Do younhave any grey poupon
 SomeCanadian: It's a poopy!
 Knice: #justpooperthings
 Yam: Shitters dogged
 tamarindo: Flush me like one of your French dogs.
Image 148708   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
430
 
 Frank herbert: Hitchcock warned us
 El hefe: Peter Griffin is on the loose
 fanny: What are birds?
 Dr. Bathroom: Bird Up. The worst show on television.
 Zampano: Bird is the word
Image 148707   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 148706 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bacon Train. Boo, Bacon Train.
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