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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
12. Gomi Day: 1235 points
13. RiderFan: 1196 points
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 Coolguy: Professor is not having any postmodern shenanigans in their class...
 Frank herbert: @Scoo A+ for old
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian "Hellish Maelstrom of Tenure" is the name of my faculty death metal band
 SomeCanadian: It's good to know old teachers never die, they just get older and crabbier, till they reach a cranky singularly and explode in a hellish maelstrom of tenure.
 WaffleIron: @fanny : FUNNY COMMENTS ARE NEVER SAD
 fanny: :-(
Image 148715   12-06-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
592
 
 Radstarboom: @Ulillillia Reagan?
 Ulillillia: In other news, the new administration has disbanded the air traffic controllers' union.
 Scoo: "To everyone on frequency, you are cleared for takeoff, runway 17 Right, no delay"
 WaffleIron: Your bag, it's on one of these planes. No, we don't know which one.
 ignatz: I think this qualifies as a "deal"
 Sadbot: Some air traffic controller done a goof
 sparename: "Shoo!"
Image 148714   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 Erebus: @Frank herbert taste nature
 Frank herbert: Proof of nature?
 SomeCanadian: Not on the first date! You'll seem like a hussy.
Image 148713   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
338
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Circus of value!!!!
 Cami: Stunt dummy from Sabotage video bridge scene.
 Frank herbert: Watchmen. The comedian
 Cami: Gag exploding cigar test dummy.
Image 148712   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 148711 is unbelievably bad (score -30) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by youshall. Boo, youshall.
Score:
418
 
 Skaalar: Calm down Ronald McDonald.
 SpaceCow: Pyro Duck doesn't get invited to the family reunions.
 AverageJoe: dem birches...
 tib gubb: @Frank Herbert pump-action aerosol torch
 Frank herbert: So is that pesticide or green copper flames
 Reddest of Necks: Hes the fire starter. Twisted fire starter. Ha good song
 tib gubb: what an asshole
 dobbiesdoogs: new department of the interior pick is less extreme than i was expecting
 Shay: GET FUCKED, FEELIN' PUNK
 jochenau: Welp, time to summon Captain Planet.
Image 148710   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
216
 
 ASTER: Anthony Fantano Here.
 Starky15: Exorcising Tooth Decay! Much like #148519
 PenguinBartender: @El hefe TO ROCK!
 Frank herbert: New Vatican first erson shooter
 El hefe: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
 SomeCanadian: But there is. And that is why the internet is amazing. And why humanity is doomed. @kinggheedra
 kinggheedra: there should not be a wikihow for exorcisms
 Cami: Say Ahhhhh-Your mother's in here. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.
 Ulillillia: 2017.jpg
 Zampano: I hate it when these ultra conservative Christians try to force the cross down your throat
 tamarindo: Please leave Dentistry to professionals.
Image 148709   12-06-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
541
 
 Coolguy: @Frank herbert No, but I have some brown poupon my shoe!
 Frank herbert: Excuse me. Do younhave any grey poupon
 SomeCanadian: It's a poopy!
 Knice: #justpooperthings
 Yam: Shitters dogged
 tamarindo: Flush me like one of your French dogs.
Image 148708   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
430
 
 Frank herbert: Hitchcock warned us
 El hefe: Peter Griffin is on the loose
 fanny: What are birds?
 Dr. Bathroom: Bird Up. The worst show on television.
 Zampano: Bird is the word
Image 148707   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 148706 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bacon Train. Your image was bad, Bacon Train.
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