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248893  Annoying Vegan : I knew a girl in school who used a ketchup bottle this way.

248938  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

248923  Whatever: Really? You call that a noose?

248861  Joseph: Your note is blocking my wheelchair thing.

248925  Annoying Vegan : This breaks the derpometer.

248935  glenalec: Do not give the bison psychoactive substances

248935  glenalec: Stairs lead to a big shed.

248888  Telkwa: He was picking up the gun/ with his finger and his thumb/ in the shape of an L on his forehead.

248928  glenalec: It has a dolly.

248884  Joseph: How do you install a rivet without a rivet gun though Lady?

248926  WannaBee: Gesundheit!

248886  Joseph: Yo mamma's door is pretty.

248889  addend: "Best way to secure all your devices and protect your privacy? Store your retinal scan in the cloud!"

248903  Telkwa: Wouldn't hurt pop a breath mint while you're at it.

248923  WannaBee: @glenalec I can't wait to see next what next month will be.

248893  Joseph: I'm h20 intolerant,ive stopped working out.

248924  WannaBee: I see Vash the Stampede.

168245  Felicity: This looks like one of those sci-fi stories where they built the castle around the rocket after it landed

248889  Peach: please dont let your nerds outside without supervision!

248905  Joseph: I'm not going in the pit, I have other stuff to do.

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248680 bug: pornhub

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248841 Korrok: Korrok approves.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248843 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248870 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy



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younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 2793 points
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11. dingding: 2131 points
12. Nope: 2114 points
13. Warrax: 2107 points
14. tina: 2100 points
15. Shay: 1970 points
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 Coolguy: Professor is not having any postmodern shenanigans in their class...
 Frank herbert: @Scoo A+ for old
 Scoo: @SomeCanadian "Hellish Maelstrom of Tenure" is the name of my faculty death metal band
 SomeCanadian: It's good to know old teachers never die, they just get older and crabbier, till they reach a cranky singularly and explode in a hellish maelstrom of tenure.
 WaffleIron: @fanny : FUNNY COMMENTS ARE NEVER SAD
 fanny: :-(
Image 148715   12-06-16   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Score:
592
 
 Radstarboom: @Ulillillia Reagan?
 Ulillillia: In other news, the new administration has disbanded the air traffic controllers' union.
 Scoo: "To everyone on frequency, you are cleared for takeoff, runway 17 Right, no delay"
 WaffleIron: Your bag, it's on one of these planes. No, we don't know which one.
 ignatz: I think this qualifies as a "deal"
 Sadbot: Some air traffic controller done a goof
 sparename: "Shoo!"
Image 148714   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
419
 
 Erebus: @Frank herbert taste nature
 Frank herbert: Proof of nature?
 SomeCanadian: Not on the first date! You'll seem like a hussy.
Image 148713   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
338
 
 ClockworkJackalope: Circus of value!!!!
 Cami: Stunt dummy from Sabotage video bridge scene.
 Frank herbert: Watchmen. The comedian
 Cami: Gag exploding cigar test dummy.
Image 148712   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 148711 is unbelievably bad (score -30) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by youshall. We'll pray for you, youshall.
Score:
439
 
 Skaalar: Calm down Ronald McDonald.
 SpaceCow: Pyro Duck doesn't get invited to the family reunions.
 AverageJoe: dem birches...
 tib gubb: @Frank Herbert pump-action aerosol torch
 Frank herbert: So is that pesticide or green copper flames
 Reddest of Necks: Hes the fire starter. Twisted fire starter. Ha good song
 tib gubb: what an asshole
 dobbiesdoogs: new department of the interior pick is less extreme than i was expecting
 Shay: GET FUCKED, FEELIN' PUNK
 jochenau: Welp, time to summon Captain Planet.
Image 148710   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
216
 
 ASTER: Anthony Fantano Here.
 Starky15: Exorcising Tooth Decay! Much like #148519
 PenguinBartender: @El hefe TO ROCK!
 Frank herbert: New Vatican first erson shooter
 El hefe: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
 SomeCanadian: But there is. And that is why the internet is amazing. And why humanity is doomed. @kinggheedra
 kinggheedra: there should not be a wikihow for exorcisms
 Cami: Say Ahhhhh-Your mother's in here. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets it.
 Ulillillia: 2017.jpg
 Zampano: I hate it when these ultra conservative Christians try to force the cross down your throat
 tamarindo: Please leave Dentistry to professionals.
Image 148709   12-06-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
541
 
 Coolguy: @Frank herbert No, but I have some brown poupon my shoe!
 Frank herbert: Excuse me. Do younhave any grey poupon
 SomeCanadian: It's a poopy!
 Knice: #justpooperthings
 Yam: Shitters dogged
 tamarindo: Flush me like one of your French dogs.
Image 148708   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
430
 
 Frank herbert: Hitchcock warned us
 El hefe: Peter Griffin is on the loose
 fanny: What are birds?
 Dr. Bathroom: Bird Up. The worst show on television.
 Zampano: Bird is the word
Image 148707   12-06-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 148706 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Bacon Train. We'll pray for you, Bacon Train.
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