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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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 Farnarkle: 'Stralia
 AverageJoe: @Frank herbert *thrust
 Frank herbert: And f.h. loves aggrogator 12-7-16
 Frank herbert: @SomeCanadian thruples never work. Trust me ....ooooo trust me
 SomeCanadian: Kevin, Sheila, and Charlie are now a thruple living in San Francisco
 E. HONDA: the 96-hour itch
 a sedated moose: @SunWukong No, I LIKE BUTTHORN!
 tib gubb: "love", what a gyp.
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN 7/12/16!!!
 Wet farts: I love whiskey 12-6-16
 Shay: Charlie Loves Kevin 10-29-09
Image 148698   12-06-16   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
340
 
 Bast Relief: Pictured here the very moment Justin conceived the "Dick in a Box" song, only to be produced many years later with the young Mr. Samberg.
 jochenau: The fearsome glow-a constrictor lures its prey with shiny presents, then snares them with its garlandy tendrils and hugs them to death.
 a sedated moose: My boy JT!
 Musician: Color Me Badd called, they need their jacket back
 Mr. Butt: Justin loves Box, 12-25-1999
 a robot: @necronomicon Mmmm, nachos.
 necronomicon: It's a nachos in a box.
Image 148697   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
587
 
 AverageJoe: this porn is weird
 trelyate: don't kink-shame
 SomeCanadian: It's a consenting canine arrangement- they have Broken no laws!
 Noremak: If I was a selfaware dog and I knew I was being dogshamed, I'd probably look at my owner like that too.
 Wet farts: Actually they're both adorable but I have a soft spot for doxies being that I have three.
 Wet farts: That dachshund is absolutely freaking adorable.
Image 148696   12-06-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
600
 
 Headoftheclass: The hole thing?
 Frank herbert: Farcry the 80s one
 Scoo: Don't half-ass it. Eat the whole thing.
 WaffleIron: "...and tell me that you love me!"
 jochenau: @tamarindo m.photofunia.com/effects/…
 Mr. Butt: Okay :D
 Wet farts: @Ulillillia replace "entire" with "shiny metal" and it absolutely could be.
 tamarindo: If there is a utility that makes these, I want it.
 Ulillillia: Bender's debut album
 Shay: Ugh, rump roast for dinner again?
 Wet farts: Can I just eat part of it then maybe finish the rest later?
 scribbs: With ass sauce.
Image 148695   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
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 myrealname: @Knice lolllll!
 Lestrange: Even
 Air Biscuit: That.
 Knice: It's America. Sorry; we tried, we're just not good at it.
 guest: i heard that one time he held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid. at a party
 Musician: George, they made all their "s" look like big lowercase f's. Just try to read it that way.
 Ulillillia: It's been a month and I'm still not any closer to making sense of it.
 scribbs: That gilded pigeon there, or are you talking about something else?
 duckfarts: IT'S THIS
 Mr. Butt: I don't know.
Image 148694   12-06-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
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 LaeMi: @DrinkMixMan - they probably cost money.
 tankadillo: 69ing, nice
 DrinkMixMan: So maybe the bike lockers were full?
 scribbs: Are those bike lockers in the back? Is that the joke? Because my eyes are really drawn to that well-maintained lawn.
Image 148693   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
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 Lestrange: That guy isn't a real Mountie. That stupid guy should apologise.
 tritium: This seems like it SHOULD be a euphemism. Smoke the big... orgasm? That makes no sense.
 Astanapan: smoke my entire OASIS
 Air Biscuit: Eat smoke rings?
 Zampano: I'm about to light up. Wanna sewer my O face?
 Wet farts: Aaaaaaand now I have The Big O theme song stuck in my head.
 scribbs: @Warrax Uh...er...
 Warrax: It's like an orgasm in your mouth. Which definitely can't be interpreted two ways.
 Nope: You know that was almost camel's motto. Smokers who know smoke the big... well luckily our receptionist wouldnt stop laughing finally someone asked her and we dropped that.
Image 148692   12-06-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
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 Supermansbrother: There's about an 80% chance those are my grandparents.
 SpaceCow: "Contains the hit single, 'We'll be single soon!'"
 Science: Time to settle down with my martini to listen to 60 uninterrupted minutes of two old people driving down America's highways... in stereo!
 El hefe: All their appliances are that same horrible avocado green too. Don't ask about the carpet or wallpaper.
 ch: sickest beats of '52
 DrinkMixMan: All around me are familiar places, worn out places, worn out places...
 Warrax: I prefer to go somebody with somebody.
 duckfarts: well that's not confusing at all
Image 148691   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 Minx: Honey,stop putting your failed pregnancies in the soup... Christ, teenagers these days.
 Starky15: That better be soap coming outta this. Not baby batter
 tamarindo: Early Matrix prototypes did not provide nearly enough energy.
Image 148690   12-06-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
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 Frank herbert: That one level in call of duty mixed with football. 9.7 out of 10
 Warrax: Elmo IRL
 duckfarts: that's a weird boner
 Zampano: Animal from the Muppets gets hit in the face with a football during one of his many PCP fueled rampages
 Knice: Swiggety swooty.
Image 148689   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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