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272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

272445  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me

272864  UnknownSample: I prefer lemonade.

272835  Shay: Shit...I'm trippin' balls here, someone laced the catnip.

272843  Shay: Time to make the cheese.

272849  matos: If only this was in fashion for boys, I'd be doing alright.

272855  Shay: *looks up at bird*

272875  Shay: 100 Proof Yogurt Ass

272838  Pingu IRL: hell yeah

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272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.



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 Farnarkle: 'Stralia
 AverageJoe: @Frank herbert *thrust
 Frank herbert: And f.h. loves aggrogator 12-7-16
 Frank herbert: @SomeCanadian thruples never work. Trust me ....ooooo trust me
 SomeCanadian: Kevin, Sheila, and Charlie are now a thruple living in San Francisco
 E. HONDA: the 96-hour itch
 a sedated moose: @SunWukong No, I LIKE BUTTHORN!
 tib gubb: "love", what a gyp.
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN 7/12/16!!!
 Wet farts: I love whiskey 12-6-16
 Shay: Charlie Loves Kevin 10-29-09
Image 148698   12-06-16   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
340
 
 Bast Relief: Pictured here the very moment Justin conceived the "Dick in a Box" song, only to be produced many years later with the young Mr. Samberg.
 jochenau: The fearsome glow-a constrictor lures its prey with shiny presents, then snares them with its garlandy tendrils and hugs them to death.
 a sedated moose: My boy JT!
 Musician: Color Me Badd called, they need their jacket back
 Mr. Butt: Justin loves Box, 12-25-1999
 a robot: @necronomicon Mmmm, nachos.
 necronomicon: It's a nachos in a box.
Image 148697   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
587
 
 AverageJoe: this porn is weird
 trelyate: don't kink-shame
 SomeCanadian: It's a consenting canine arrangement- they have Broken no laws!
 Noremak: If I was a selfaware dog and I knew I was being dogshamed, I'd probably look at my owner like that too.
 Wet farts: Actually they're both adorable but I have a soft spot for doxies being that I have three.
 Wet farts: That dachshund is absolutely freaking adorable.
Image 148696   12-06-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
600
 
 Headoftheclass: The hole thing?
 Frank herbert: Farcry the 80s one
 Bro Bro: Don't half-ass it. Eat the whole thing.
 WaffleIron: "...and tell me that you love me!"
 jochenau: @tamarindo m.photofunia.com/effects/…
 Mr. Butt: Okay :D
 Wet farts: @Ulillillia replace "entire" with "shiny metal" and it absolutely could be.
 tamarindo: If there is a utility that makes these, I want it.
 Ulillillia: Bender's debut album
 Shay: Ugh, rump roast for dinner again?
 Wet farts: Can I just eat part of it then maybe finish the rest later?
 scribbs: With ass sauce.
Image 148695   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
Score:
663
 
 myrealname: @Knice lolllll!
 Lestrange: Even
 Air Biscuit: That.
 Knice: It's America. Sorry; we tried, we're just not good at it.
 guest: i heard that one time he held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid. at a party
 Musician: George, they made all their "s" look like big lowercase f's. Just try to read it that way.
 Ulillillia: It's been a month and I'm still not any closer to making sense of it.
 scribbs: That gilded pigeon there, or are you talking about something else?
 duckfarts: IT'S THIS
 Mr. Butt: I don't know.
Image 148694   12-06-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
183
 
 LaeMi: @DrinkMixMan - they probably cost money.
 tankadillo: 69ing, nice
 DrinkMixMan: So maybe the bike lockers were full?
 scribbs: Are those bike lockers in the back? Is that the joke? Because my eyes are really drawn to that well-maintained lawn.
Image 148693   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
372
 
 Lestrange: That guy isn't a real Mountie. That stupid guy should apologise.
 tritium: This seems like it SHOULD be a euphemism. Smoke the big... orgasm? That makes no sense.
 Astanapan: smoke my entire OASIS
 Air Biscuit: Eat smoke rings?
 Zampano: I'm about to light up. Wanna sewer my O face?
 Wet farts: Aaaaaaand now I have The Big O theme song stuck in my head.
 scribbs: @Warrax Uh...er...
 Warrax: It's like an orgasm in your mouth. Which definitely can't be interpreted two ways.
 Nope: You know that was almost camel's motto. Smokers who know smoke the big... well luckily our receptionist wouldnt stop laughing finally someone asked her and we dropped that.
Image 148692   12-06-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
Score:
370
 
 Supermansbrother: There's about an 80% chance those are my grandparents.
 SpaceCow: "Contains the hit single, 'We'll be single soon!'"
 Science: Time to settle down with my martini to listen to 60 uninterrupted minutes of two old people driving down America's highways... in stereo!
 El hefe: All their appliances are that same horrible avocado green too. Don't ask about the carpet or wallpaper.
 ch: sickest beats of '52
 DrinkMixMan: All around me are familiar places, worn out places, worn out places...
 Warrax: I prefer to go somebody with somebody.
 duckfarts: well that's not confusing at all
Image 148691   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 Minx: Honey,stop putting your failed pregnancies in the soup... Christ, teenagers these days.
 Starky15: That better be soap coming outta this. Not baby batter
 tamarindo: Early Matrix prototypes did not provide nearly enough energy.
Image 148690   12-06-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
Score:
451
 
 Frank herbert: That one level in call of duty mixed with football. 9.7 out of 10
 Warrax: Elmo IRL
 duckfarts: that's a weird boner
 Zampano: Animal from the Muppets gets hit in the face with a football during one of his many PCP fueled rampages
 Knice: Swiggety swooty.
Image 148689   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
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