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228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

228265  Jabberwikket: @Jabberwikket Oops. I meant #226603

228265  Jabberwikket: Fire danger moderate #206630

228229  tib gubb: "i already told you. you can't eat only cheese."

228246  tib gubb: classic duffman

228190  Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228193  Aufziehvogel: Is this from one of these "star wars" movies?

228195  Aufziehvogel: Ah, there it is, my collection of spider eggs

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228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

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 Farnarkle: 'Stralia
 AverageJoe: @Frank herbert *thrust
 Frank herbert: And f.h. loves aggrogator 12-7-16
 Frank herbert: @SomeCanadian thruples never work. Trust me ....ooooo trust me
 SomeCanadian: Kevin, Sheila, and Charlie are now a thruple living in San Francisco
 E. HONDA: the 96-hour itch
 a sedated moose: @SunWukong No, I LIKE BUTTHORN!
 tib gubb: "love", what a gyp.
 SunWukong: I LIKE BUTTHORN 7/12/16!!!
 Wet farts: I love whiskey 12-6-16
 Shay: Charlie Loves Kevin 10-29-09
Image 148698   12-06-16   Uploaded by    norgu5
 Bast Relief: Pictured here the very moment Justin conceived the "Dick in a Box" song, only to be produced many years later with the young Mr. Samberg.
 jochenau: The fearsome glow-a constrictor lures its prey with shiny presents, then snares them with its garlandy tendrils and hugs them to death.
 a sedated moose: My boy JT!
 Musician: Color Me Badd called, they need their jacket back
 Mr. Butt: Justin loves Box, 12-25-1999
 a robot: @necronomicon Mmmm, nachos.
 necronomicon: It's a nachos in a box.
Image 148697   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 AverageJoe: this porn is weird
 trelyate: don't kink-shame
 SomeCanadian: It's a consenting canine arrangement- they have Broken no laws!
 Noremak: If I was a selfaware dog and I knew I was being dogshamed, I'd probably look at my owner like that too.
 Wet farts: Actually they're both adorable but I have a soft spot for doxies being that I have three.
 Wet farts: That dachshund is absolutely freaking adorable.
Image 148696   12-06-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
 Headoftheclass: The hole thing?
 Frank herbert: Farcry the 80s one
 Scoo: Don't half-ass it. Eat the whole thing.
 WaffleIron: "...and tell me that you love me!"
 jochenau: @tamarindo…
 Mr. Butt: Okay :D
 Wet farts: @Ulillillia replace "entire" with "shiny metal" and it absolutely could be.
 tamarindo: If there is a utility that makes these, I want it.
 Ulillillia: Bender's debut album
 Shay: Ugh, rump roast for dinner again?
 Wet farts: Can I just eat part of it then maybe finish the rest later?
 scribbs: With ass sauce.
Image 148695   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
 myrealname: @Knice lolllll!
 Lestrange: Even
 Air Biscuit: That.
 Knice: It's America. Sorry; we tried, we're just not good at it.
 guest: i heard that one time he held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid. at a party
 Musician: George, they made all their "s" look like big lowercase f's. Just try to read it that way.
 Ulillillia: It's been a month and I'm still not any closer to making sense of it.
 scribbs: That gilded pigeon there, or are you talking about something else?
 duckfarts: IT'S THIS
 Mr. Butt: I don't know.
Image 148694   12-06-16   Uploaded by    logan
 LaeMi: @DrinkMixMan - they probably cost money.
 tankadillo: 69ing, nice
 DrinkMixMan: So maybe the bike lockers were full?
 scribbs: Are those bike lockers in the back? Is that the joke? Because my eyes are really drawn to that well-maintained lawn.
Image 148693   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
 Lestrange: That guy isn't a real Mountie. That stupid guy should apologise.
 tritium: This seems like it SHOULD be a euphemism. Smoke the big... orgasm? That makes no sense.
 Astanapan: smoke my entire OASIS
 Air Biscuit: Eat smoke rings?
 Zampano: I'm about to light up. Wanna sewer my O face?
 Wet farts: Aaaaaaand now I have The Big O theme song stuck in my head.
 scribbs: @Warrax
 Warrax: It's like an orgasm in your mouth. Which definitely can't be interpreted two ways.
 Nope: You know that was almost camel's motto. Smokers who know smoke the big... well luckily our receptionist wouldnt stop laughing finally someone asked her and we dropped that.
Image 148692   12-06-16   Uploaded by    chhumphrey
 Supermansbrother: There's about an 80% chance those are my grandparents.
 SpaceCow: "Contains the hit single, 'We'll be single soon!'"
 Science: Time to settle down with my martini to listen to 60 uninterrupted minutes of two old people driving down America's highways... in stereo!
 El hefe: All their appliances are that same horrible avocado green too. Don't ask about the carpet or wallpaper.
 ch: sickest beats of '52
 DrinkMixMan: All around me are familiar places, worn out places, worn out places...
 Warrax: I prefer to go somebody with somebody.
 duckfarts: well that's not confusing at all
Image 148691   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 Minx: Honey,stop putting your failed pregnancies in the soup... Christ, teenagers these days.
 Starky15: That better be soap coming outta this. Not baby batter
 tamarindo: Early Matrix prototypes did not provide nearly enough energy.
Image 148690   12-06-16   Uploaded by    I Hate The Beatles
 Frank herbert: That one level in call of duty mixed with football. 9.7 out of 10
 Warrax: Elmo IRL
 duckfarts: that's a weird boner
 Zampano: Animal from the Muppets gets hit in the face with a football during one of his many PCP fueled rampages
 Knice: Swiggety swooty.
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