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272434  Darmstadtium: Not fully crocheted Predator cosplay

272436  Darmstadtium: Aflac!

272441  Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

272450  tib gubb: this from a person who [probably] likes jrpg's

272460  Call Of Pooty: What's that round black thing on the beak?

272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

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 drtofu: The Stargrate
 Bast Relief: I'm glad all of the R&D into those failed anti-rape devices produced something of use after all.
 Dresdenkeogh: Note to self. Do not attempt to mate with this corn device.
 Skaalar: No more will I have to sigh and wait to eat as I painstakingly cut corn off the cob for ungrateful children. Truly a thumbs up.
 El hefe: Another corn contraption candidate for The Worst Things For Sale
 itskando: @fumbduck dick removed of kernels
 NoRagrets: @A duck Sounds like something a serial killer would do.
 Knice: I ... like corn.
 whiplash: "When using an actual knife isn't easy enough!"
 A duck: And yes, I actually do that. Hate the way the corn gets stuck between my teeth when eating it off the cob.
 A duck: Finally! No more cutting the corn off the cob with a knife!
 chhumphrey: @fumbduck well it *is* a corn hole of sorts
 Supermansbrother: Cloud city. Corn version.
 fumbduck: Instructions unclear, used it as a fleshlight.
Image 148610   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 a robot: Once I was helping a friend move and we found a box full of Playboys that belonged to her fiance. We took a break and flipped through them; there are actually some good articles in there.
 Dreforian: @chhumphrey Print versions of the main publication don't have nudity in them anymore; that one's from her private collection.
 itskando: Neat.
 drtofu: Out and proud grandma
 chhumphrey: Eh, she just reads it for the articles
 Urn BooUrn: @Amy Housewine You spoiled kids call that dp? In my day...
 Amy Housewine: Her expression does look like it holds a touch of disapproval.
 Butcherboy: I remember taking care of neighbor lady when I was young. She orders every magazine she could get in hopes that she would win the sweepstakes. Made me sad but yes 90 year old women do order playboy
 tamarindo: Glad she's comfortable and confident in herself!
Image 148609   12-06-16   Uploaded by    conner
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan yep, can't do better than that. +
 DrinkMixMan: I am the one who KNO-KNO-KNO-KNO-knocks!
Image 148608   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Science: @ASTER: Yeah, John was a real abusive prick who dumped his family for Yoko and kept her on a very short leash.
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot I'd argue that they started terrible. But I can see your point. Too many things go on for so long.
 a robot: @ASTER It was Paul who wanted to leave the band first. And @@Hiddentigerma I kind of agree, because by breaking up they never had a chance to get terrible.
 Skaalar: @Hiddentigerma Bless you.
 Hiddentigerma: I like yoko ono for breaking up the beatles. There. I said it.
 ASTER: @SomeOtherCanadian I feel like it'd take more than John marrying a kind of weird hippie activist to break up the band. She always struck me as an easy scapegoat, even if she was responsible for the song that gave me nightmares as a kid.
 Amy Housewine: And Lennon beats women, as we know.
 Amy Housewine: Ringo beats Yoko beats Lennon
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeOtherCanadian the band*
 SomeOtherCanadian: @ASTER probably because he was actually in band
 ASTER: Yoko is a pretty nice person from what I've seen lately. No one hates David Byrne for breaking up Talking Heads, you know?
 chhumphrey: @Air Biscuit You have to have a sense of humor to call it music
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Air Biscuit there's a reason for that
 Air Biscuit: I like yoko onos weird music. Nothing else sounds like it.
Image 148607   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 WaffleIron: That hat says "metal gear 2 suprise noise" all over it.
 chhumphrey: #148586 in dress review
 kate shutupton: Falchimon! gotta uh falc them all?
 Flirb Dampumple: *bloodlust intensifies*
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax I imagine the first step would be to be hatched a falcon. Then 4 years college, 4-6 years grad school, followed by post-doc(s) and finally a a tenured appointment.
 Warrax: How do I get this job?
Image 148606   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Skaalar: Only downside - It's an enema.
 DrinkMixMan: They need to put this in planes and chemtrail it
 Amy Housewine: I am yet to find anything that repels the enormous amount of bullshit that I hear every day.
 Warrax: Irony: You paid for this.
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice but alas, 'tis but 3(?) ounces, not 71 gallons.
 Knice: A can of Badvotes.
Image 148605   12-06-16   Uploaded by    neutron
 Minx: Get dunked on Dad.
 El hefe: Common core math
 tritium: Apparently, it was a Photoshop test.
 Amy Housewine: The father looks about, what, seventeen? Cut him some slack.
 Teechur: My students text pictures of their papers around and share their incorrect answers. smh
 ButtNutz: "Dad, we both know Boise is the capital of Idaho, not 'A fat bag of dicks' like you said."
Image 148604   12-06-16   Uploaded by    original og
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian I was going to say "Ilabropuppy" But he is being illuminated!
 Air Biscuit: OBEY. RUB BELLIES.
 Urn BooUrn: All hail your cuddly new overlord.
 SomeCanadian: Illumipuppy confirmed.
Image 148603   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Science: Heeeere's Doggo!
 a robot: Look at my hat, my hat is amazing!
 Skaalar: @Micro Jackson Remember to talk to your pets about auralsexual ear drum rupture. Don't wait, call today for more information.
 Micro Jackson: Well, hump my ears!
 tib gubb: when your best friend is a hat
 Musician: These ear muffs are making a gurgling sound. Also the left one is a little wet.
 Knice: These doggos are into aural.
Image 148602   12-06-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 a robot: Orangutans are rad as fuck
 Skaalar: Gonna gitcha.
 Micro Jackson: Inconceivable!
 drtofu: Those Russian daredevils again!
 ButtNutz: He's trying to get away from all the Harambe memes
 Commodore 64: Don't. Look. Down.
Image 148601   12-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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