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228515  Science: Aww, what a cute pair of poisonous duck-beavers.

228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

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 drtofu: The Stargrate
 Bast Relief: I'm glad all of the R&D into those failed anti-rape devices produced something of use after all.
 Dresdenkeogh: Note to self. Do not attempt to mate with this corn device.
 Skaalar: No more will I have to sigh and wait to eat as I painstakingly cut corn off the cob for ungrateful children. Truly a thumbs up.
 El hefe: Another corn contraption candidate for The Worst Things For Sale
 itskando: @fumbduck dick removed of kernels
 NoRagrets: @A duck Sounds like something a serial killer would do.
 Knice: I ... like corn.
 whiplash: "When using an actual knife isn't easy enough!"
 A duck: And yes, I actually do that. Hate the way the corn gets stuck between my teeth when eating it off the cob.
 A duck: Finally! No more cutting the corn off the cob with a knife!
 chhumphrey: @fumbduck well it *is* a corn hole of sorts
 Supermansbrother: Cloud city. Corn version.
 fumbduck: Instructions unclear, used it as a fleshlight.
Image 148610   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 a robot: Once I was helping a friend move and we found a box full of Playboys that belonged to her fiance. We took a break and flipped through them; there are actually some good articles in there.
 Dreforian: @chhumphrey Print versions of the main publication don't have nudity in them anymore; that one's from her private collection.
 itskando: Neat.
 drtofu: Out and proud grandma
 chhumphrey: Eh, she just reads it for the articles
 Urn BooUrn: @Amy Housewine You spoiled kids call that dp? In my day...
 Amy Housewine: Her expression does look like it holds a touch of disapproval.
 Butcherboy: I remember taking care of neighbor lady when I was young. She orders every magazine she could get in hopes that she would win the sweepstakes. Made me sad but yes 90 year old women do order playboy
 tamarindo: Glad she's comfortable and confident in herself!
Image 148609   12-06-16   Uploaded by    conner
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan yep, can't do better than that. +
 DrinkMixMan: I am the one who KNO-KNO-KNO-KNO-knocks!
Image 148608   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Science: @ASTER: Yeah, John was a real abusive prick who dumped his family for Yoko and kept her on a very short leash.
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot I'd argue that they started terrible. But I can see your point. Too many things go on for so long.
 a robot: @ASTER It was Paul who wanted to leave the band first. And @@Hiddentigerma I kind of agree, because by breaking up they never had a chance to get terrible.
 Skaalar: @Hiddentigerma Bless you.
 Hiddentigerma: I like yoko ono for breaking up the beatles. There. I said it.
 ASTER: @SomeOtherCanadian I feel like it'd take more than John marrying a kind of weird hippie activist to break up the band. She always struck me as an easy scapegoat, even if she was responsible for the song that gave me nightmares as a kid.
 Amy Housewine: And Lennon beats women, as we know.
 Amy Housewine: Ringo beats Yoko beats Lennon
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeOtherCanadian the band*
 SomeOtherCanadian: @ASTER probably because he was actually in band
 ASTER: Yoko is a pretty nice person from what I've seen lately. No one hates David Byrne for breaking up Talking Heads, you know?
 chhumphrey: @Air Biscuit You have to have a sense of humor to call it music
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Air Biscuit there's a reason for that
 Air Biscuit: I like yoko onos weird music. Nothing else sounds like it.
Image 148607   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 WaffleIron: That hat says "metal gear 2 suprise noise" all over it.
 chhumphrey: #148586 in dress review
 VoR: Falchimon! gotta uh falc them all?
 Flirb Dampumple: *bloodlust intensifies*
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax I imagine the first step would be to be hatched a falcon. Then 4 years college, 4-6 years grad school, followed by post-doc(s) and finally a a tenured appointment.
 Warrax: How do I get this job?
Image 148606   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Skaalar: Only downside - It's an enema.
 DrinkMixMan: They need to put this in planes and chemtrail it
 Amy Housewine: I am yet to find anything that repels the enormous amount of bullshit that I hear every day.
 Warrax: Irony: You paid for this.
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice but alas, 'tis but 3(?) ounces, not 71 gallons.
 Knice: A can of Badvotes.
Image 148605   12-06-16   Uploaded by    neutron
 Minx: Get dunked on Dad.
 El hefe: Common core math
 tritium: Apparently, it was a Photoshop test.
 Amy Housewine: The father looks about, what, seventeen? Cut him some slack.
 Teechur: My students text pictures of their papers around and share their incorrect answers. smh
 ButtNutz: "Dad, we both know Boise is the capital of Idaho, not 'A fat bag of dicks' like you said."
Image 148604   12-06-16   Uploaded by    original og
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian I was going to say "Ilabropuppy" But he is being illuminated!
 Air Biscuit: OBEY. RUB BELLIES.
 Urn BooUrn: All hail your cuddly new overlord.
 SomeCanadian: Illumipuppy confirmed.
Image 148603   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Science: Heeeere's Doggo!
 a robot: Look at my hat, my hat is amazing!
 Skaalar: @Micro Jackson Remember to talk to your pets about auralsexual ear drum rupture. Don't wait, call today for more information.
 Micro Jackson: Well, hump my ears!
 tib gubb: when your best friend is a hat
 Musician: These ear muffs are making a gurgling sound. Also the left one is a little wet.
 Knice: These doggos are into aural.
Image 148602   12-06-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 a robot: Orangutans are rad as fuck
 Skaalar: Gonna gitcha.
 Micro Jackson: Inconceivable!
 drtofu: Those Russian daredevils again!
 ButtNutz: He's trying to get away from all the Harambe memes
 Scoo: Don't. Look. Down.
Image 148601   12-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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