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257820  Solemn: OO

257815  Solemn: In case it escaped notice, he's wearing a button of himself on his jacket.

257817  bug: Do you have one that says 'Sorry, not sorry?'

257824  KnowLifer: flock

257824  KnowLifer: glock

257824  KnowLifer: elock

257824  KnowLifer: dlock

257819  Amy Housewine: @boozer Thumberto Eco.

257814  Minnesotan: batting helmets are unnecessary technology of the english

257815  Minnesotan: this dude's a questgiver or sells rare items or some shit, gonna go talk to him

257816  sparename: "They're not even empties - looks like the chicks have a party planned.."

257812  bug: @dangerkeith3000 It's a banana.

257815  Dr Awkward: There is a world beard and mustache competition, and I wonder if this is from that.

257815  bug: Dr. Octopus.

257828  withak: Straight Outta Cabinet - KWA. Toothless Records. 2018

257814  dangerkeith3000: Shuck on thish, Trebek!

257815  dangerkeith3000: Hipster Level: 1,000,000

257759  dangerkeith3000: "Mr. Borkfachev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!"

257738  VoR: Can't laugh getting child to sleep. ..

257816  Amy Housewine: Birb is big famous, even the portrait gallery

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257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

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257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257555 Shay: Today's weirdo item.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

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 drtofu: The Stargrate
 Bast Relief: I'm glad all of the R&D into those failed anti-rape devices produced something of use after all.
 Dresdenkeogh: Note to self. Do not attempt to mate with this corn device.
 Skaalar: No more will I have to sigh and wait to eat as I painstakingly cut corn off the cob for ungrateful children. Truly a thumbs up.
 El hefe: Another corn contraption candidate for The Worst Things For Sale
 itskando: @fumbduck dick removed of kernels
 NoRagrets: @A duck Sounds like something a serial killer would do.
 Knice: I ... like corn.
 whiplash: "When using an actual knife isn't easy enough!"
 A duck: And yes, I actually do that. Hate the way the corn gets stuck between my teeth when eating it off the cob.
 A duck: Finally! No more cutting the corn off the cob with a knife!
 chhumphrey: @fumbduck well it *is* a corn hole of sorts
 Supermansbrother: Cloud city. Corn version.
 fumbduck: Instructions unclear, used it as a fleshlight.
Image 148610   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 a robot: Once I was helping a friend move and we found a box full of Playboys that belonged to her fiance. We took a break and flipped through them; there are actually some good articles in there.
 Dreforian: @chhumphrey Print versions of the main publication don't have nudity in them anymore; that one's from her private collection.
 itskando: Neat.
 drtofu: Out and proud grandma
 chhumphrey: Eh, she just reads it for the articles
 Urn BooUrn: @Amy Housewine You spoiled kids call that dp? In my day...
 Amy Housewine: Her expression does look like it holds a touch of disapproval.
 Butcherboy: I remember taking care of neighbor lady when I was young. She orders every magazine she could get in hopes that she would win the sweepstakes. Made me sad but yes 90 year old women do order playboy
 tamarindo: Glad she's comfortable and confident in herself!
Image 148609   12-06-16   Uploaded by    conner
 a sedated moose: @DrinkMixMan yep, can't do better than that. +
 DrinkMixMan: I am the one who KNO-KNO-KNO-KNO-knocks!
Image 148608   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Science: @ASTER: Yeah, John was a real abusive prick who dumped his family for Yoko and kept her on a very short leash.
 Hiddentigerma: @a robot I'd argue that they started terrible. But I can see your point. Too many things go on for so long.
 a robot: @ASTER It was Paul who wanted to leave the band first. And @@Hiddentigerma I kind of agree, because by breaking up they never had a chance to get terrible.
 Skaalar: @Hiddentigerma Bless you.
 Hiddentigerma: I like yoko ono for breaking up the beatles. There. I said it.
 ASTER: @SomeOtherCanadian I feel like it'd take more than John marrying a kind of weird hippie activist to break up the band. She always struck me as an easy scapegoat, even if she was responsible for the song that gave me nightmares as a kid.
 Amy Housewine: And Lennon beats women, as we know.
 Amy Housewine: Ringo beats Yoko beats Lennon
 SomeOtherCanadian: @SomeOtherCanadian the band*
 SomeOtherCanadian: @ASTER probably because he was actually in band
 ASTER: Yoko is a pretty nice person from what I've seen lately. No one hates David Byrne for breaking up Talking Heads, you know?
 chhumphrey: @Air Biscuit You have to have a sense of humor to call it music
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Air Biscuit there's a reason for that
 Air Biscuit: I like yoko onos weird music. Nothing else sounds like it.
Image 148607   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 WaffleIron: That hat says "metal gear 2 suprise noise" all over it.
 chhumphrey: #148586 in dress review
 VoR: Falchimon! gotta uh falc them all?
 Flirb Dampumple: *bloodlust intensifies*
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax I imagine the first step would be to be hatched a falcon. Then 4 years college, 4-6 years grad school, followed by post-doc(s) and finally a a tenured appointment.
 Warrax: How do I get this job?
Image 148606   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
 Skaalar: Only downside - It's an enema.
 DrinkMixMan: They need to put this in planes and chemtrail it
 Amy Housewine: I am yet to find anything that repels the enormous amount of bullshit that I hear every day.
 Warrax: Irony: You paid for this.
 Derp Herpigan: @Knice but alas, 'tis but 3(?) ounces, not 71 gallons.
 Knice: A can of Badvotes.
Image 148605   12-06-16   Uploaded by    neutron
 Minx: Get dunked on Dad.
 El hefe: Common core math
 tritium: Apparently, it was a Photoshop test.
 Amy Housewine: The father looks about, what, seventeen? Cut him some slack.
 Teechur: My students text pictures of their papers around and share their incorrect answers. smh
 ButtNutz: "Dad, we both know Boise is the capital of Idaho, not 'A fat bag of dicks' like you said."
Image 148604   12-06-16   Uploaded by    original og
 Teechur: @SomeCanadian I was going to say "Ilabropuppy" But he is being illuminated!
 Air Biscuit: OBEY. RUB BELLIES.
 Urn BooUrn: All hail your cuddly new overlord.
 SomeCanadian: Illumipuppy confirmed.
Image 148603   12-06-16   Uploaded by    Peach
 Science: Heeeere's Doggo!
 a robot: Look at my hat, my hat is amazing!
 Skaalar: @Micro Jackson Remember to talk to your pets about auralsexual ear drum rupture. Don't wait, call today for more information.
 Micro Jackson: Well, hump my ears!
 tib gubb: when your best friend is a hat
 Musician: These ear muffs are making a gurgling sound. Also the left one is a little wet.
 Knice: These doggos are into aural.
Image 148602   12-06-16   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 a robot: Orangutans are rad as fuck
 Skaalar: Gonna gitcha.
 Micro Jackson: Inconceivable!
 drtofu: Those Russian daredevils again!
 ButtNutz: He's trying to get away from all the Harambe memes
 Scoo: Don't. Look. Down.
Image 148601   12-06-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
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