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268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

268903  a robot: Why.

268912  MC Delta T: I want it!

268878  Otterman: This seems like it would be a great ventriloquism act

268802  Science: @Shay: I've got a secondhand apron...

268897  Otterman: Priest hidden behind painting

268893  Science: Step 1...

268750  nathan: came here to post that @caesar

268865  charlemagne: I know this is a big inside joke but I'm choosing not to investigate it

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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 DarkTeddy: Why does this have the same text format as my chem labs.
 Coolguy: Resume encrypted
 redmonkey3: @tib gubb - security clearance issues
 tib gubb: how would you not include fhqwgads
Image 148332   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Erebus: For the low, low price of one human soul!
 FabricMan: I'll vote for you!
 Mr. Shine: I'll take it!
 arctic fox: But he means nothing to you and you don't know why
 redmonkey3: Storage Included!
 ClockworkJackalope: I dunno I can want an aweful lot
 LaeMi: I doubt that very much.
Image 148331   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 msmstud: Ah, that takes me back to my greenhorn days on AOL, learning that the default .ART image type sucked (hella artifacts to compress) and how to disable the conversion for better content at the expense of performance. To download pictures of....landscapes. And vehicles. Yes.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf image bot
 thecraftywolf: how did this get past the switcherino
 a sedated moose: I;m thinkin about thos pixels.
 UseYourName: we need to go crispier
 Borkf: Doesn't seem to stop most people.
 eider: So you want to be a hero?
 WTF: Pic reminds me of high-end EGA graphics.
Image 148330   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Mac
 Mr. Shine: Back when wrestling was real.
 Jayfu: Clark, shitter's full
 eider: Please don't doxx me.
 Bast Relief: This photo is from the customer feedback section on my Plenty of Fish account.
 Sandor: @Sandor oh crap! He's still alive! Not sure who I confused him with
 Sandor: RIP, Hillbilly Jim
Image 148329   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 SpaceCow: Puppers just wanted to go on the same ride the truck does.
 Mr. Shine: Ahem. *quietly* Help?
 redmonkey3: Dad is possibly more than a bit of an asshole
 ClockworkJackalope: I guard truck. I good dog
 Derp Herpigan: dog get fixed as well?
Image 148328   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 Mr. Shine: I am envious of this doggo's life.
 redmonkey3: To the dog park, James, wake me with kibble when we arrive
Image 148327   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Red
 Sirstabbington: Look at dem ears!
 Nope: a wee baby!
Image 148326   12-04-16   Uploaded by    nclaw
 raditzu: Maybe they're going to Uranus
 msmstud: Will I ever be "Colt 45" successful?
 tritium: I question the atmospheric integrity of those spacesuits.
 Mr. Shine: Space Hooters breastaurant?
 Mr. Shine: Space Hooters Restaurant.
 Hiddentigerma: Spaceman. Always wanted to go into space man......
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have what he's having.
 whiplash: Malt liquor for men only, women must wear no-drinking helmets.
 redmonkey3: Old booze ads were so much more funner
 jochenau: The Colt 45 Spaceship, mortal enemy of the Friendly Spaceship!
 Bast Relief: Yes, these are my parents, back when they briefly joined that plural marriage cult.
 itskando: Indiana Jones 6. Gattaxa Mash-up.
 Apple IIe: It works every time
 SomeCanadian: The future is rad.
 LaeMi: New solution to unpleasant masculine odor.
Image 148325   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 SpaceCow: It appears they are attending a space opera.
 whiplash: Should have paid extra for the prescription helmet.
 a sedated moose: @Scoo is this the 'vertical iintegration' I've heard so much about?
 Dreforian: @Scoo I would watch the hell out of either of these
 gutwheat: Serious space helmet synergy with #148325
 LaeMi: Gattaca sequel?
Image 148324   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Erebus: Yes.
 SpaceCow: Only in America. In the rest of the world, meters are shoes.
 tritium: How can our boots be shoes if our feet aren't shoes?
 redmonkey3: Are Dads Men ?
 east bay: Are moms girls?
 Skinr: @Flarmie The answer to all three is "Yes, if your name is Ed Gein." (I'm not exaggerating, unfortunately)
 Flarmie: Next door to ARE HANDS GLOVES and catty corner from ARE BOOBS BRAS
 Ulillillia: Footwear by Jaden Smith
 Vinochet: are we not men? we are feet shoes
 LaeMi: @ignatz - I was wondering if the real name of the shop was "Bare Feet Shoes" or "Rare Feet Shoes" !
 inthrees: What help is the B?
 LaeMi: When they are part of your human-skin suit, yes!
Image 148323   12-04-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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