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254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

254023  ThoughtlessGentleman: youre both right. happy?!

254035  AlexDeLarge: Nice try, incels

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253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

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253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253767 FireBreathingMarmot: Here in Kansas City, and the Nelson Atkins Museum sends out newsletters with the big title friends of art. Often as not, it looks like this.

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 DarkTeddy: Why does this have the same text format as my chem labs.
 Coolguy: Resume encrypted
 redmonkey3: @tib gubb - security clearance issues
 tib gubb: how would you not include fhqwgads
Image 148332   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
 Erebus: For the low, low price of one human soul!
 FabricMan: I'll vote for you!
 Mr. Shine: I'll take it!
 Scoo: But he means nothing to you and you don't know why
 redmonkey3: Storage Included!
 ClockworkJackalope: I dunno I can want an aweful lot
 LaeMi: I doubt that very much.
Image 148331   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 msmstud: Ah, that takes me back to my greenhorn days on AOL, learning that the default .ART image type sucked (hella artifacts to compress) and how to disable the conversion for better content at the expense of performance. To download pictures of....landscapes. And vehicles. Yes.
 thecraftywolf: @thecraftywolf image bot
 thecraftywolf: how did this get past the switcherino
 a sedated moose: I;m thinkin about thos pixels.
 UseYourName: we need to go crispier
 Borkf: Doesn't seem to stop most people.
 eider: So you want to be a hero?
 WTF: Pic reminds me of high-end EGA graphics.
Image 148330   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Mac
 Mr. Shine: Back when wrestling was real.
 Jayfu: Clark, shitter's full
 eider: Please don't doxx me.
 Bast Relief: This photo is from the customer feedback section on my Plenty of Fish account.
 Sandor: @Sandor oh crap! He's still alive! Not sure who I confused him with
 Sandor: RIP, Hillbilly Jim
Image 148329   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 SpaceCow: Puppers just wanted to go on the same ride the truck does.
 Mr. Shine: Ahem. *quietly* Help?
 redmonkey3: Dad is possibly more than a bit of an asshole
 ClockworkJackalope: I guard truck. I good dog
 Derp Herpigan: dog get fixed as well?
Image 148328   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Lumb Blombus
 Mr. Shine: I am envious of this doggo's life.
 redmonkey3: To the dog park, James, wake me with kibble when we arrive
Image 148327   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Red
 Sirstabbington: Look at dem ears!
 Nope: a wee baby!
Image 148326   12-04-16   Uploaded by    nclaw
 raditzu: Maybe they're going to Uranus
 msmstud: Will I ever be "Colt 45" successful?
 tritium: I question the atmospheric integrity of those spacesuits.
 Mr. Shine: Space Hooters breastaurant?
 Mr. Shine: Space Hooters Restaurant.
 Hiddentigerma: Spaceman. Always wanted to go into space man......
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I'll have what he's having.
 whiplash: Malt liquor for men only, women must wear no-drinking helmets.
 redmonkey3: Old booze ads were so much more funner
 jochenau: The Colt 45 Spaceship, mortal enemy of the Friendly Spaceship!
 Bast Relief: Yes, these are my parents, back when they briefly joined that plural marriage cult.
 itskando: Indiana Jones 6. Gattaxa Mash-up.
 Scoo: It works every time
 SomeCanadian: The future is rad.
 LaeMi: New solution to unpleasant masculine odor.
Image 148325   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Musician
 SpaceCow: It appears they are attending a space opera.
 whiplash: Should have paid extra for the prescription helmet.
 a sedated moose: @Scoo is this the 'vertical iintegration' I've heard so much about?
 Dreforian: @Scoo I would watch the hell out of either of these
 Scoo: Serious space helmet synergy with #148325
 LaeMi: Gattaca sequel?
Image 148324   12-04-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 Erebus: Yes.
 SpaceCow: Only in America. In the rest of the world, meters are shoes.
 tritium: How can our boots be shoes if our feet aren't shoes?
 redmonkey3: Are Dads Men ?
 Theta Zero: Are moms girls?
 Skinr: @Flarmie The answer to all three is "Yes, if your name is Ed Gein." (I'm not exaggerating, unfortunately)
 Flarmie: Next door to ARE HANDS GLOVES and catty corner from ARE BOOBS BRAS
 Ulillillia: Footwear by Jaden Smith
 Vinochet: are we not men? we are feet shoes
 LaeMi: @ignatz - I was wondering if the real name of the shop was "Bare Feet Shoes" or "Rare Feet Shoes" !
 ignatz: What help is the B?
 LaeMi: When they are part of your human-skin suit, yes!
Image 148323   12-04-16   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
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