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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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 winwolf: Cat ass trophy
 Mr. Butt: 1994 was weird.
 Peter Pantsless: Selina Kyle, age 12.
 mexican: Cat lady in-training
Image 148104   12-03-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
771
 
 DrinkMixMan: Are you sure? I'm pretty fat.
 Wookiee: Finally! Truth in advertising.
Image 148103   12-03-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
489
 
 winwolf: For me it's the "Steal Your Face" Phish shirt @Cami
 Cami: Many years ago I saw a patch saying this in a store display window. In the 15+ years since then I think about it EVERY TIME I see The North Face items and smile.
 Wookiee: Taft Lives!
 ch: The South Butt did it better en.wikipedia.org/wiki/…
 Niels Bohr: This is a long way from being the tackiest version of this shirt out there.
 Mr. Whiskers: Come to the Diabetus tent in the next fifteen minutes if you want an ass kicking
 tamarindo: @Warrax the trick is voice typing
 dobbiesdoogs: hey fuck face, you got diabeetus
 Radstarboom: One rude dude copin' a 'tude.
 Warrax: @tamarindo Well, that's what I get for spending too much time making sure I got the spelling right :P
 Warrax: Hey Wilford Brimley.
 tamarindo: Wilford Brimley got a bit aggro.
 Theta Zero: Sup.
Image 148102   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
Score:
410
 
 SpaceCow: This all looks terribly crude.
 Skaalar: This happened next to a Savemart near me. It stank for friggin days.
 Lestrange: Truck be ded
 Lestrange: Truck be ded
 DrinkMixMan: Tarrible
 XLY: Creature from the Black Lagoon got his license suspended
 jochenau: The experimental bioengineered black goo has escaped! The universe is in peril!!
 carpwoman: Oh, shit.
 Wet farts: Please tell the boss I'll be TARdy today.
 Mad Collager: Better tow that truck, it's too tarred to go any further.
 sparename: "Oh no! there's an out of control truck carrying feathers..."
Image 148101   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
502
 
 Skaalar: Well, if isn't the Thin, White Douche.
 Teechur: Looks like a Whopper of a sneak attack.
 Skinr: what happens in McDonaldland stays in McDonaldland... unless Trump manages to get Grimace to squeal
 LaeMi: McBrave.
 Wookiee: How a colonoscopy begins.
 Wet farts: What what, in the butt
 Peach: Mega Ronald's bowels are hard at work pumping out the pink-colored paste that will eventually become McNuggets.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm lovin' it
 tamarindo: Blowing air into someone's ass sounds like something an 8 year old would say in the back of the school bus.
 Peter Pantsless: Funny, the Mac Shack usually causes pressurized air to come OUT
 ieremia: Dickbutt.
Image 148100   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
322
 
 KingTrebek: I'm jealous. They only give me liek 3 at the drive thru
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Fire FIRE!
 Whatever: Reminds me of when Reagan's crew thought they could solve the hungry kid problem by feeding them condiments...
 Warrax: Merry Christmas.
 tamarindo: Just one of those people that is going to collect a bunch of them and then create a floor out of it?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Bling bling
 Sandor: Quite a saucy picture
Image 148099   12-03-16   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
390
 
 trelyate: I, too, once got so high I turned into a a pillow.
 LaeMi: Who can afford that?
 tamarindo: Clearly unimpressed with your interior decorating decisions.
 fanny: my older brother fed me cat food when i was about 3 :( i remember my mom scraping it off my tongue with her fingers
Image 148098   12-03-16   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
669
 
 Skaalar: "Howdy ya'll! Commence ta jigglin."
 Lestrange: Furious that he can't get tenure.
 scribbs: He's mad that he's technically an adjunct professor.
 Alpha Trion: @jochenau lolol
 whiplash: "Come on in, I won't hurt you...much."
 Radstarboom: @Scoo Let's assume, shall we? We know the facts stated thustly: Professor Jiggly is loose in the cat room and there appears to be a cat loose in the room beyond the posted sign. Is this room the cat room? Is prof. Jiggly the cat shown? Would they keep the snakes fluffy animal adjacent? What are birds? We just don't know.
 jochenau: @Scoo I thought maybe it was a snake.
 Scoo: Everyone's assuming Professor Jiggly is a cat, right?
 Radstarboom: My cats name is sergeant pickles. Does it say something that we should think of cats having grandiose titles?
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia No, that's just the name I have to give to the cops seven or eight times a day. I have a reputation to maintain, dammit!
 Greek Fire: We're safe, unless they figure out how to open doors.
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless But you have a perfectly good dancing name already
 Peter Pantsless: That's my dancing name
 WaffleIron: Dr. Jiggly wrote the book on jigglenomics.
Image 148097   12-03-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
963
 
 Lestrange: Sea battles? Sure, why not?
 Whatever: @sparename Considering only 10% of the Colloseum survived to modern day, they did a pretty good job
 Peter Pantsless: When in Rome, do as the American tourists to Italy do
 Mad Collager: You're ruining Rome for me.
 scribbs: @Zampano I hope somebody uploads pics of him doing that in front of every major landmark in the world.
 sparename: That building will look nice when it's finished
 Headoftheclass: Good Lord, I hate mimes.
 archanon: Watch as this terrorist uses tai-chi to topple the roman forum!
 Zampano: Um no. That's the pose you do in front of the leaning tower of Pisa
 Teechur: I love it! The Statue of Liberty!
Image 148096   12-03-16   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
11
 
 Lestrange: @grizzly My thoughts exactly.
 AdaMan: Ultimate Pro Extreme Deluxe plus whitening
 jochenau: @Gomi Day If you never eat anything, there'll be no bacteria to destroy your teeth!
 Jeannie C: @Gomi Day: Really, it worked well for me. Just sayin'.
 Gomi Day: this stuff is brutal, mouth destroyingly awful shit. hope you like the insides of your mouth sloughing away and the inability to taste for the next several days.
 zupobaloop: @grizzly hydrogen peroxide. turns out it's much less healthy for ya
 Noremak: This post sponsored by...
 Teechur: Once for plaque, once for gingivitis. If you drink 2 bottles of it straight, it'll cure you of every other disease, as well.
 grizzly: Alcohol free? What's the point?
 Theta Zero: It's exponential protection.
Image 148095   12-03-16   Uploaded by    frenk
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