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269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today:

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

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268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

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 winwolf: Cat ass trophy
 Mr. Butt: 1994 was weird.
 Peter Pantsless: Selina Kyle, age 12.
 mexican: Cat lady in-training
Image 148104   12-03-16   Uploaded by    someguynameded
 DrinkMixMan: Are you sure? I'm pretty fat.
 Wookiee: Finally! Truth in advertising.
Image 148103   12-03-16   Uploaded by    kristy
 winwolf: For me it's the "Steal Your Face" Phish shirt @Cami
 Cami: Many years ago I saw a patch saying this in a store display window. In the 15+ years since then I think about it EVERY TIME I see The North Face items and smile.
 Wookiee: Taft Lives!
 ch: The South Butt did it better…
 Niels Bohr: This is a long way from being the tackiest version of this shirt out there.
 Mr. Whiskers: Come to the Diabetus tent in the next fifteen minutes if you want an ass kicking
 tamarindo: @Warrax the trick is voice typing
 dobbiesdoogs: hey fuck face, you got diabeetus
 Radstarboom: One rude dude copin' a 'tude.
 Warrax: @tamarindo Well, that's what I get for spending too much time making sure I got the spelling right :P
 Warrax: Hey Wilford Brimley.
 tamarindo: Wilford Brimley got a bit aggro.
 obama: Sup.
Image 148102   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
 SpaceCow: This all looks terribly crude.
 Skaalar: This happened next to a Savemart near me. It stank for friggin days.
 Lestrange: Truck be ded
 Lestrange: Truck be ded
 DrinkMixMan: Tarrible
 XLY: Creature from the Black Lagoon got his license suspended
 jochenau: The experimental bioengineered black goo has escaped! The universe is in peril!!
 carpwoman: Oh, shit.
 Wet farts: Please tell the boss I'll be TARdy today.
 Mad Collager: Better tow that truck, it's too tarred to go any further.
 sparename: "Oh no! there's an out of control truck carrying feathers..."
Image 148101   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
 Skaalar: Well, if isn't the Thin, White Douche.
 Teechur: Looks like a Whopper of a sneak attack.
 Skinr: what happens in McDonaldland stays in McDonaldland... unless Trump manages to get Grimace to squeal
 LaeMi: McBrave.
 Wookiee: How a colonoscopy begins.
 Wet farts: What what, in the butt
 Peach: Mega Ronald's bowels are hard at work pumping out the pink-colored paste that will eventually become McNuggets.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm lovin' it
 tamarindo: Blowing air into someone's ass sounds like something an 8 year old would say in the back of the school bus.
 Peter Pantsless: Funny, the Mac Shack usually causes pressurized air to come OUT
 ieremia: Dickbutt.
Image 148100   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Soviette
 KingTrebek: I'm jealous. They only give me liek 3 at the drive thru
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Fire FIRE!
 Whatever: Reminds me of when Reagan's crew thought they could solve the hungry kid problem by feeding them condiments...
 Warrax: Merry Christmas.
 tamarindo: Just one of those people that is going to collect a bunch of them and then create a floor out of it?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Bling bling
 Sandor: Quite a saucy picture
Image 148099   12-03-16   Uploaded by    communist
 trelyate: I, too, once got so high I turned into a a pillow.
 LaeMi: Who can afford that?
 tamarindo: Clearly unimpressed with your interior decorating decisions.
 fanny: my older brother fed me cat food when i was about 3 :( i remember my mom scraping it off my tongue with her fingers
Image 148098   12-03-16   Uploaded by    matos
 Skaalar: "Howdy ya'll! Commence ta jigglin."
 Lestrange: Furious that he can't get tenure.
 scribbs: He's mad that he's technically an adjunct professor.
 Alpha Trion: @jochenau lolol
 whiplash: "Come on in, I won't hurt you...much."
 Radstarboom: @Scoo Let's assume, shall we? We know the facts stated thustly: Professor Jiggly is loose in the cat room and there appears to be a cat loose in the room beyond the posted sign. Is this room the cat room? Is prof. Jiggly the cat shown? Would they keep the snakes fluffy animal adjacent? What are birds? We just don't know.
 jochenau: @Scoo I thought maybe it was a snake.
 flushpuppy: Everyone's assuming Professor Jiggly is a cat, right?
 Radstarboom: My cats name is sergeant pickles. Does it say something that we should think of cats having grandiose titles?
 Peter Pantsless: @Ulillillia No, that's just the name I have to give to the cops seven or eight times a day. I have a reputation to maintain, dammit!
 Greek Fire: We're safe, unless they figure out how to open doors.
 Ulillillia: @Peter Pantsless But you have a perfectly good dancing name already
 Peter Pantsless: That's my dancing name
 WaffleIron: Dr. Jiggly wrote the book on jigglenomics.
Image 148097   12-03-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
 Lestrange: Sea battles? Sure, why not?
 Whatever: @sparename Considering only 10% of the Colloseum survived to modern day, they did a pretty good job
 Peter Pantsless: When in Rome, do as the American tourists to Italy do
 Mad Collager: You're ruining Rome for me.
 scribbs: @Zampano I hope somebody uploads pics of him doing that in front of every major landmark in the world.
 sparename: That building will look nice when it's finished
 Headoftheclass: Good Lord, I hate mimes.
 archanon: Watch as this terrorist uses tai-chi to topple the roman forum!
 Zampano: Um no. That's the pose you do in front of the leaning tower of Pisa
 Teechur: I love it! The Statue of Liberty!
Image 148096   12-03-16   Uploaded by    camellia
 Lestrange: @grizzly My thoughts exactly.
 AdaMan: Ultimate Pro Extreme Deluxe plus whitening
 jochenau: @Gomi Day If you never eat anything, there'll be no bacteria to destroy your teeth!
 Jeannie C: @Gomi Day: Really, it worked well for me. Just sayin'.
 Gomi Day: this stuff is brutal, mouth destroyingly awful shit. hope you like the insides of your mouth sloughing away and the inability to taste for the next several days.
 zupobaloop: @grizzly hydrogen peroxide. turns out it's much less healthy for ya
 Noremak: This post sponsored by...
 Teechur: Once for plaque, once for gingivitis. If you drink 2 bottles of it straight, it'll cure you of every other disease, as well.
 grizzly: Alcohol free? What's the point?
 chemical: It's exponential protection.
Image 148095   12-03-16   Uploaded by    frenk
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