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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/



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Score:
1460
 
 SomeCanadian: I WANT THIS SHIRT.
 Shay: Don't mess with her in the mosh pit.
 tib gubb: she gets it
 Scoo: This is the most metal thing I've seen today
 Lestrange: This is rad buy I can't explain why.
 Mr. Butt: I am the Burger King ... I can do anything.
Image 148034   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
582
 
 scribbs: Yeah, okay.
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Radstarboom pariceando
 Radstarboom: [partying in spanish]
 tib gubb: i wish this was the story of my life
Image 148033   12-03-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
151
 
 whiplash: RoboCop is also made of steel and doesn't stink, but he requires a special bag.
 Hosebag: When you go to the store and forget to lock it, and your Great Dane puppy opens it and takes out every diaper and drags them all over the house, and opens each one to get the "prize" inside. Yes, it happened to me. Came home to a new definition of epic mess.
 LaeMi: @Zukero - the Nespresso bar at work lasted 3 months. An initial burst of interest in the novelty was followed by general apathy. Now there is a local guy operating a wonderful self-built steam-punk-ish coffee machine with fresh-ground beans.
 VoR: Child lock down unit. Ill take three.
 FatTigerWoods: Holy crap that baby can talk
 Mr. Butt: For sale, steel baby, doesn't stink
 Zukero: How to apply the overpriced business model of nespresso to a garbage can.
Image 148032   12-03-16   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
676
 
 WaffleIron: That stare though.
 Whatever: He's been following Briedbart News too much
 DrinkMixMan: This froooossssting on my flaaaaaakes; these wouuunds they will not heaaaal...
 KingTrebek: i said knives cut deep / straight into my soul
 Skinr: "They're grrrrranulated sugar!"
 Nofishforsale: It's OK Tony. At least half of America is feeling the same way.
 Mr. Butt: Haha ha ha ha !
Image 148031   12-03-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
172
 
 Niels Bohr: God shed his grace on theeeee!
 E. HONDA: both patriotic and Freudian, good job
 LaeMi: He liked it.
 Lestrange: Married to bleached snouts and minced anuses? Freedom!
 Cami: With this ring, I me fed.
Image 148030   12-03-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
617
 
 VoR: Must see Dune again.
 ThatGuy: RIP he ded
 Amy Housewine: Just helping her take off her hood.
 Mr. Butt: Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea / Swim so wild, and so hungry.
 CastleBravo: nom.
 Cami: Harambe 2.
Image 148029   12-03-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
320
 
 Teechur: When she's on the trail complaining about the horse's ass in front of her, it's her own horse's ass.
 Wookiee: She can do way better than that horse's ass.
 sparename: @Skinr She would of course need another myth to do it wyth
 LaeMi: ...so she can see where she has been, of course.
 Skinr: my ex found out the hard way that scissoring is a myth
 Lestrange: It's a foot. I wondered...
 Noremak: @sparename 1/10 Still. Cowgirl in question now has saddle sores... Not a euphemism for herpes.
 sparename: This 'reverse cowgirl' not quite as arousing as promised, 1/10 might try again without clothes
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit horse, you're pointing the wrong way.
 Cami: Miss...the ride may be more enjoyable if you...um...nevermind.
Image 148028   12-03-16   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
734
 
 Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan Even before I got her I was all about tricolor Cardigans. Her name is Clover and she is a joy and a good pup pup
 Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot And with a tail, too! I'm in love!
 Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan #75757
 Teechur: Come closer so I can mlem you properly.
 Prostata: noseleather!
 Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot There are never too many corgi pictures, also, OMG HAVE YOU POSTED YOURS?!
 Spazstatic: Joining in with #147583
 Sadbot: Despite having a Corgi/something mutt, I never get sick of looking at Corgis on the Internet
 a robot: Blep.
Image 148027   12-03-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
455
 
 carpwoman: And girls.
 Wookiee: Those words. They no longer mean what you think they mean.
 Borkf: Flub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub
 Lestrange: Photoshopped by feminist agitators. Damned suffragettes!
 tib gubb: what do you mean this is about boating?
 Nofishforsale: Aw c'mon. We need a slang term for that? What's wrong with "nuzzle"? And why in god's name would you make a sound like a motor while doing it?
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
 Cami: Hee-hee-hee...wait..that might be cool to read.
Image 148026   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
448
 
 Supermansbrother: Wild Mook?
 Niels Bohr: Mitchel
 whiplash: Paul Blart, Fast Food Health Inspector.
 a sedated moose: CARL'S JR: FUCK YOU, I'M EATING
 Skinr: About a year ago, I literally saw a police officer turn on their lights and siren to turn left on a red light, and then turn them off right before they pulled into... a donut shop.
 Lestrange: When Meatloaf was a cop.
 Cami: Elevenses.
 a robot: Ketchup on top of fries? Gross.
 Ulillillia: American Police by day, Sumo Wrestler by night
Image 148025   12-03-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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