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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

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Score:
1460
 
 SomeCanadian: I WANT THIS SHIRT.
 Shay: Don't mess with her in the mosh pit.
 tib gubb: she gets it
 Scoo: This is the most metal thing I've seen today
 Lestrange: This is rad buy I can't explain why.
 Mr. Butt: I am the Burger King ... I can do anything.
Image 148034   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
582
 
 scribbs: Yeah, okay.
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Radstarboom pariceando
 Radstarboom: [partying in spanish]
 tib gubb: i wish this was the story of my life
Image 148033   12-03-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
151
 
 whiplash: RoboCop is also made of steel and doesn't stink, but he requires a special bag.
 Hosebag: When you go to the store and forget to lock it, and your Great Dane puppy opens it and takes out every diaper and drags them all over the house, and opens each one to get the "prize" inside. Yes, it happened to me. Came home to a new definition of epic mess.
 LaeMi: @Zukero - the Nespresso bar at work lasted 3 months. An initial burst of interest in the novelty was followed by general apathy. Now there is a local guy operating a wonderful self-built steam-punk-ish coffee machine with fresh-ground beans.
 VoR: Child lock down unit. Ill take three.
 FatTigerWoods: Holy crap that baby can talk
 Mr. Butt: For sale, steel baby, doesn't stink
 Zukero: How to apply the overpriced business model of nespresso to a garbage can.
Image 148032   12-03-16   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
676
 
 WaffleIron: That stare though.
 Whatever: He's been following Briedbart News too much
 DrinkMixMan: This froooossssting on my flaaaaaakes; these wouuunds they will not heaaaal...
 KingTrebek: i said knives cut deep / straight into my soul
 Skinr: "They're grrrrranulated sugar!"
 Nofishforsale: It's OK Tony. At least half of America is feeling the same way.
 Mr. Butt: Haha ha ha ha !
Image 148031   12-03-16   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
172
 
 Niels Bohr: God shed his grace on theeeee!
 E. HONDA: both patriotic and Freudian, good job
 LaeMi: He liked it.
 Lestrange: Married to bleached snouts and minced anuses? Freedom!
 Cami: With this ring, I me fed.
Image 148030   12-03-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
617
 
 VoR: Must see Dune again.
 ThatGuy: RIP he ded
 Amy Housewine: Just helping her take off her hood.
 Mr. Butt: Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea / Swim so wild, and so hungry.
 CastleBravo: nom.
 Cami: Harambe 2.
Image 148029   12-03-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
320
 
 Teechur: When she's on the trail complaining about the horse's ass in front of her, it's her own horse's ass.
 Wookiee: She can do way better than that horse's ass.
 sparename: @Skinr She would of course need another myth to do it wyth
 LaeMi: ...so she can see where she has been, of course.
 Skinr: my ex found out the hard way that scissoring is a myth
 Lestrange: It's a foot. I wondered...
 Noremak: @sparename 1/10 Still. Cowgirl in question now has saddle sores... Not a euphemism for herpes.
 sparename: This 'reverse cowgirl' not quite as arousing as promised, 1/10 might try again without clothes
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit horse, you're pointing the wrong way.
 Cami: Miss...the ride may be more enjoyable if you...um...nevermind.
Image 148028   12-03-16   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
734
 
 Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan Even before I got her I was all about tricolor Cardigans. Her name is Clover and she is a joy and a good pup pup
 Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot And with a tail, too! I'm in love!
 Sadbot: @Annoying Vegan #75757
 Teechur: Come closer so I can mlem you properly.
 Prostata: noseleather!
 Annoying Vegan : @Sadbot There are never too many corgi pictures, also, OMG HAVE YOU POSTED YOURS?!
 Spazstatic: Joining in with #147583
 Sadbot: Despite having a Corgi/something mutt, I never get sick of looking at Corgis on the Internet
 a robot: Blep.
Image 148027   12-03-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
455
 
 carpwoman: And girls.
 Wookiee: Those words. They no longer mean what you think they mean.
 Borkf: Flub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub-lub
 Lestrange: Photoshopped by feminist agitators. Damned suffragettes!
 tib gubb: what do you mean this is about boating?
 Nofishforsale: Aw c'mon. We need a slang term for that? What's wrong with "nuzzle"? And why in god's name would you make a sound like a motor while doing it?
 Ulillillia: That means two things.
 Cami: Hee-hee-hee...wait..that might be cool to read.
Image 148026   12-03-16   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
448
 
 Supermansbrother: Wild Mook?
 Niels Bohr: Mitchel
 whiplash: Paul Blart, Fast Food Health Inspector.
 a sedated moose: CARL'S JR: FUCK YOU, I'M EATING
 Skinr: About a year ago, I literally saw a police officer turn on their lights and siren to turn left on a red light, and then turn them off right before they pulled into... a donut shop.
 Lestrange: When Meatloaf was a cop.
 Cami: Elevenses.
 a robot: Ketchup on top of fries? Gross.
 Ulillillia: American Police by day, Sumo Wrestler by night
Image 148025   12-03-16   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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