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263390  Not A Bot: Before you die, you see the weather report!

263420  ignatz: Damn hipsters..

263424  ignatz: help end cruelty to fashion models

263408  FabricMan: "Jeff, sit down. I know I was your best doggo. We had great times with the ball, didn't we? I didn't mean for Cait and I to fall in love. It just happened. I hope you can respect our love and our wish to be together and raise our puppers."

263397  lecj07: I like the tilt of the cat's head. "Yeah, that's right. What are you gonna do about it?"

263422  a spider plan: Stop squeeeezing my tail!

263422  In The Pocket: Chandler can't smile.

263422  Beer 30: cheeeeeese

263411  Butcherboy: Aaaah thanks@au bon pain

263421  avemaria: You mean, 2 months old?

263400  Robespierre: Low Bid Paving Co. - Now In Pyongyang

263406  Robespierre: One stiff breeze and ... DANGER ZONE

263398  antipatterns: Cute in the same way that a child soldier wearing a Garfield t-shirt is

263409  Robespierre: He won't make it very far - he's not allowed to cross the street

263407  Robespierre: Then what happened?

263364  grizzly: Get in, loser, we're going dumpster diving!

263379  PenguinBartender: Yo dawg

263404  antipatterns: Ah Russians. One of the last people I can be racist against.

263379  Robespierre: Gusto gone for and gotten

263385  Robespierre: England ... that Sceptered Cloud...

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263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263162 Mr Bleak: @Felicity ISO 8601 indeed - that way, time lines up nicely as well.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest


263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

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 itskando: We call her wonder. She sucks but she's a crowd favorite thorough intense marketing.
 PenguinBartender: Horse racing is the greatest thing since sliced... hrm...
 winwolf: Can your girlfriend make me a sandwich?
 sparename: " # Loaf riders, In the sky.. # "
 Yam: Breaders cup
 ButtNutz: This Stars Wars is wierd
 Peach: Thoroughbread
Image 147805   12-02-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 etc: @Scoo as a young stripling who just got canned from his job, I did this with toast. Didn't hear friendly Mr. Smoke Detector. Had to pay for locksmith after the firemen broke open door. Let me tell you that the fireman's carry really strains the shoulder and lat muscle groups when your limp, unconscious body can't flex while you're being picked up.
 Scoo: It's also an alarm clock for when you come home shitfaced drunk and pass out in the dog bed that the pizza rolls you forgot you threw in the oven are ready.
 sparename: @unoplank or "I'm just toasting old friends"
 sparename: At my ex's house it meant "Dinner's ready"
 unoplank: I'm just cooking my children!!!
 Borkf: "This is fine!"
 Sadbot: And it shouts back "then do a better job of it, pay attention to your burning garbage!"
 Peach: "I'm just burning"
Image 147804   12-02-16   Uploaded by    pusha p
 Marsh Darsh: Just finished reading this
 Minx: Damn.
 cenecia: So... New Jersey?
 Hiddentigerma: Nice 'tache
 petepuma: autorad
 SunWukong: I LIKE FALKHORN!!!
 Mr. Butt: PrincessHorn
Image 147803   12-02-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Warrax: You don't know me.
 Scoo: I also stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night!
 Meow: I've been inspired to perform my open-heart surgery myself!
Image 147802   12-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 LaeMi: Cat-blocked!
 raditzu: Talk to the hand!
 PenguinBartender: DEEEEEEE-NIED.
 Scoo: Ehhhhh.... NO
 Bluetocracy: You've got some food on your face. Let me get that for you.
 whiplash: "One side is for now, the other side is for later."
 annterland: Every food bowl is my food bowl.
 Meow: Here, taste! *smoooosh*
Image 147801   12-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Scoo: Those were quite popular; we're all out now
 Peach: Sorry, that's a typo, the toes are mashed.
Image 147800   12-02-16   Uploaded by    dope
 Marsh Darsh: What a basket case
 Jolly Well: of course! @petepuma!
 petepuma: now the carry-er has be come the carried!
 Scoo: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
 Coolguy: @Peach a nice Big Mac?
 Peach: @jochenau :D
 itskando: ** frigging autocorrect. Aggrogator
 itskando: Why is my cat on aggregator?
 jochenau: @Peach I find that the friendly spaceship helps keep me irregular, in the not pooping sense! Er. The sense which isn't about pooping? IT KEEPS ME STRANGE OKAY
 Peach: Every morning, after I wake up, I drink a big glass of water while I explore the friendly spaceship. I don't know if it's the water or the funny pictures/comments, but 10 minutes in, like clockwork, I have a nice BM. Thanks for keeping me regular, friends.
 SpaceCow: "Oh no, a Giga-cat is attacking Mega-Dome 7!"
Image 147799   12-02-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
 Minx: ............. dang it Dad.
 Scoo: Where can I get her t-shirt? Asking for a friend...
 ThatGuy: Deathbulgehorn
 Borkf: @Bluetocracy Netflix and silent rage.
 Bluetocracy: They're not chillin'
 Meow: ugh I hate sitting through a whole movie with nothing to do!
Image 147798   12-02-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
 Spazstatic: @SomeCanadian mom and dad say I'm just a late bloomer!
 SomeCanadian: You dont? Weirdo. @Spazstatic
 Spazstatic: Also I think the archers are shooting arrows from their eyes
 Spazstatic: Looks like the guy/girl/giant in the top right has nipple cannons.
 LaeMi: @SomeCanadian - that is Mascot's ancestor.
 Hiddentigerma: I like this california raisin the most.
 SpaceCow: Legends tell of giants who would wear pajamas made of afro wigs and would chase the people, yelling "I'm not touching you!"
 SomeCanadian: Also, that Flying Head looks an awful lot like Mascot. Mascot- what were you up to?!?
 SomeCanadian: Well that's a relief.
Image 147797   12-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo
 DrinkMixMan: 'ngac-itty, 'ngac , don't talk back
 petepuma: He didn't skip cognac day
 Lestrange: I did not realise he was a heterosexual.
 Flirb Dampumple: @million laffs without crushing it
 WTF: "Come gaze at beauty of my steroid-saturated urine sample."
 Mr. Butt: Parching his acorns.
 chhumphrey: It's not a tumbler!
 Mumbo Dingus: Come to the beach in the next 15 minutes if you want an abs gawking
 CrookedCop: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great
 million laffs: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac
 Alaskan: Come vith me if you vant to pose.
Image 147796   12-02-16   Uploaded by    robocop
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