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248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

248705  Dr Awkward: This place looks cozy. I'll take it.

248757  E. HONDA: this is abominable

248762  E. HONDA: if I remember Tolkien correctly, orcs are basically fucked up elves, so there could also be keebler orcs, christmas orcs, and house orcs

248755  dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.

248762  Scoo: They'll all annoy the shit out of you sooner of later. Likely sooner.

248753  Winterneuro: My crabs dont run

248762  whcvgre78: I mean that's fair. Will Ferrel isn't nearly as funny as those other three.

248758  Dr Awkward: My crabs don't run.

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248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248685 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248680 bug: pornhub

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck



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 itskando: We call her wonder. She sucks but she's a crowd favorite thorough intense marketing.
 PenguinBartender: Horse racing is the greatest thing since sliced... hrm...
 winwolf: Can your girlfriend make me a sandwich?
 sparename: " # Loaf riders, In the sky.. # "
 Yam: Breaders cup
 ButtNutz: This Stars Wars is wierd
 Peach: Thoroughbread
Image 147805   12-02-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
490
 
 etc: @Scoo as a young stripling who just got canned from his job, I did this with toast. Didn't hear friendly Mr. Smoke Detector. Had to pay for locksmith after the firemen broke open door. Let me tell you that the fireman's carry really strains the shoulder and lat muscle groups when your limp, unconscious body can't flex while you're being picked up.
 Scoo: It's also an alarm clock for when you come home shitfaced drunk and pass out in the dog bed that the pizza rolls you forgot you threw in the oven are ready.
 sparename: @unoplank or "I'm just toasting old friends"
 sparename: At my ex's house it meant "Dinner's ready"
 unoplank: I'm just cooking my children!!!
 Borkf: "This is fine!"
 Sadbot: And it shouts back "then do a better job of it, pay attention to your burning garbage!"
 Peach: "I'm just burning"
Image 147804   12-02-16   Uploaded by    pusha p
Score:
550
 
 Marsh Darsh: Just finished reading this
 Minx: Damn.
 cenecia: So... New Jersey?
 Hiddentigerma: Nice 'tache
 petepuma: autorad
 SunWukong: I LIKE FALKHORN!!!
 Mr. Butt: PrincessHorn
Image 147803   12-02-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
390
 
 Warrax: You don't know me.
 Scoo: I also stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night!
 Meow: I've been inspired to perform my open-heart surgery myself!
 Mr. Butt: MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
Image 147802   12-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
527
 
 LaeMi: Cat-blocked!
 raditzu: Talk to the hand!
 PenguinBartender: DEEEEEEE-NIED.
 Scoo: Ehhhhh.... NO
 Bluetocracy: You've got some food on your face. Let me get that for you.
 whiplash: "One side is for now, the other side is for later."
 annterland: Every food bowl is my food bowl.
 Meow: Here, taste! *smoooosh*
 Cami: GET YOUR OWN!
Image 147801   12-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
290
 
 Scoo: Those were quite popular; we're all out now
 Peach: Sorry, that's a typo, the toes are mashed.
Image 147800   12-02-16   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
371
 
 Marsh Darsh: What a basket case
 Jolly Well: of course! @petepuma!
 Mr. Shine: SHOOT HER!! SHOOOT HEEEEEERRR!!!
 petepuma: now the carry-er has be come the carried!
 Scoo: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
 Coolguy: @Peach a nice Big Mac?
 Peach: @jochenau :D
 itskando: ** frigging autocorrect. Aggrogator
 itskando: Why is my cat on aggregator?
 jochenau: @Peach I find that the friendly spaceship helps keep me irregular, in the not pooping sense! Er. The sense which isn't about pooping? IT KEEPS ME STRANGE OKAY
 Peach: Every morning, after I wake up, I drink a big glass of water while I explore the friendly spaceship. I don't know if it's the water or the funny pictures/comments, but 10 minutes in, like clockwork, I have a nice BM. Thanks for keeping me regular, friends.
 SpaceCow: "Oh no, a Giga-cat is attacking Mega-Dome 7!"
Image 147799   12-02-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
471
 
 Minx: ............. dang it Dad.
 DrinkMixMan: NETFLIX AND KILL
 Scoo: Where can I get her t-shirt? Asking for a friend...
 ThatGuy: Deathbulgehorn
 Borkf: @Bluetocracy Netflix and silent rage.
 Bluetocracy: They're not chillin'
 Meow: ugh I hate sitting through a whole movie with nothing to do!
Image 147798   12-02-16   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
469
 
 Spazstatic: @SomeCanadian mom and dad say I'm just a late bloomer!
 SomeCanadian: You dont? Weirdo. @Spazstatic
 Spazstatic: Also I think the archers are shooting arrows from their eyes
 Spazstatic: Looks like the guy/girl/giant in the top right has nipple cannons.
 LaeMi: @SomeCanadian - that is Mascot's ancestor.
 Hiddentigerma: I like this california raisin the most.
 SpaceCow: Legends tell of giants who would wear pajamas made of afro wigs and would chase the people, yelling "I'm not touching you!"
 SomeCanadian: Also, that Flying Head looks an awful lot like Mascot. Mascot- what were you up to?!?
 SomeCanadian: Well that's a relief.
Image 147797   12-02-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
386
 
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo
 DrinkMixMan: 'ngac-itty, 'ngac , don't talk back
 petepuma: He didn't skip cognac day
 Lestrange: I did not realise he was a heterosexual.
 Flirb Dampumple: @million laffs without crushing it
 WTF: "Come gaze at beauty of my steroid-saturated urine sample."
 Mr. Butt: Parching his acorns.
 chhumphrey: It's not a tumbler!
 Mumbo Dingus: Come to the beach in the next 15 minutes if you want an abs gawking
 CrookedCop: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great
 million laffs: I also can hold up a snifter of cognac
 Alaskan: Come vith me if you vant to pose.
Image 147796   12-02-16   Uploaded by    robocop
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