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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
576
 
 dsdavis008: rhinonihr
 Hosebag: It's a real life puke-me-poop-ewe.
 NoRagrets: @jochenau Perfect.
 whiplash: Pushmepullyous really exist!
 jochenau: butthorn
Image 147670   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
694
 
 SpaceCow: Squirrel Girl can't afford something on the level of the Batmobile but she does try.
 Headoftheclass: No, honey. I'm just driving home from wor-SKWERL!
 sparename: Not a secret
 carpwoman: Totes adorbz.
 Darmstadtium: Awesome.
 Zukero: Waiting til the birds leave.
 Hosebag: Oh my god don't let my Doberman see this.
 Yam: I like this.
 tamarindo: As advertised.
Image 147669   12-01-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
780
 
 Shay: Oh you know, just thinking tiger things...
 Dan Tagonistic: Thhrp
 Annoying Vegan : Pawesome!
 Mr. Butt: A handsome cat.
 Knice: *swipes right*
Image 147668   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
505
 
 scribbs: He's actually a helium-filled balloon.
 eider: Wanna meet that dad.
 LaeMi: Just making sure his daughter's date knows to respect the curfew.
 Zukero: I wouldn't jump that way with a buttoned vest.
 whiplash: Hai Karate aftershave making a comeback.
 ThatGuy: Glad to see dad's don't change much by hemisphere
 Mr. Butt: SCHUWATCH!
 grizzly: Yatta!
Image 147667   12-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
336
 
 Shay: Not seen: D E T H
 deeeeeeeez: "About 7 grand a piece. Why do you ask?"
 DrinkMixMan: Hi Ga, Me DrinkMixMan
 Zukero: Try another mirror...
 Knice: "Yeah, it's pretty big, I guess."
Image 147666   12-01-16   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
606
 
 DrinkMixMan: @itskando. Heheh. Heheh. Oh, yeah! Heheh, heheh.
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan Eheheh. Hard.
 ThatGuy: @Mr. Butt this is a high school in Dakota, they have two mascots.
 deeeeeeeez: @Mr. Butt Because his degree in English is the reason he is changing the signs and not owning the shop..
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Wood.
 Butcherboy: There was nothing on sale that week
 Mr. Butt: I literally have no idea why a hardware store should care.
Image 147665   12-01-16   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
256
 
 antipatterns: UCONN bus drivers are notoriously bad. One was convicted of negligent homicide while I was a student there. What can you expect from some students with minimal training?
 DrinkMixMan: Literally or figuratively?
 Peter Pantsless: Yes, UCONN!
Image 147664   12-01-16   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
482
 
 mrwiffler: Sounds pretty good actually(as noted below)
 a robot: I really thought it said "Weed with robots in hell" and I got all excited :(
 Headoftheclass: Man, don't be @ThatGuy
 sparename: But didn't that god-bloke invent marrijiuhawwannah?? It grows at the side of the road in lucky countries, religious people shouldn't hate their god-given treasures
 Mr. Butt: @Ulillillia She'd still be all weird and self-deprecating. "He's probably just fisting me to be polite."
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Weird orgies, wild parties, and unleashed passions would probably cheer her up at least.
 ThatGuy: If you have to qualify orgies as wierd, you've clearly not been to an orgy
 San DoDo: not even ounce
 Scoo: Not recommended for children, but you know, not prohibited either.
 grizzly: Sign me up!
 Wookiee: All of these promises and I've never seen the payoff.
 Lestrange: Lust yes, makes me horny as hell but never seen it injected. Makes me want to 420 like a gangsta.
 Mr. Butt: WeedHorn?
 Dabajabaza: I like the mustard and ketchup motif, gives me a hankering for some french fries.
 kalligrapher: Well .. this is very effective advertising. Now I want some.
 pastme: How come you can't buy the injectable version anymore?
 Ulillillia: Hell puts the h in marihuana
 annterland: Their IM technique is flawless
 Peter Pantsless: Well now I REALLY want some marihuana
Image 147663   12-01-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
593
 
 Lestrange: Little brown eye/noseynose/fluffyfloof babe. Heart!
Image 147662   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
215
 
 Winterneuro: James Hetfield?
 whiplash: Jeremy Corbyn imagines he's speaking to thousands of loyal followers, is really talking to a squirrel in the park.
 Lestrange: Nice booze goggles dude
 kalligrapher: @Mr. Butt Having seen them in concert ... his voice was kinda echoey. Obviously it was very spacious up there.
 Mr. Butt: @kalligrapher Not that I can endorse much of what Jack Whitehall does, but he has this great joke about the time he was going to see U2..."They cancelled the show because Bono had a neck complaint. Which makes sense, since he's had his head up his arse for 20 years."
 Dabajabaza: When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back, so make sure to trim your nose hairs!
 kalligrapher: Exactly how far is this man up his own backside .. on a scale of one to too far?
Image 147661   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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