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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
3. a robot
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5. Mr Bleak
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
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 3. Laree: 5035 points
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 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 dsdavis008: rhinonihr
 Hosebag: It's a real life puke-me-poop-ewe.
 NoRagrets: @jochenau Perfect.
 whiplash: Pushmepullyous really exist!
 jochenau: butthorn
Image 147670   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
694
 
 SpaceCow: Squirrel Girl can't afford something on the level of the Batmobile but she does try.
 Headoftheclass: No, honey. I'm just driving home from wor-SKWERL!
 sparename: Not a secret
 carpwoman: Totes adorbz.
 Darmstadtium: Awesome.
 Zukero: Waiting til the birds leave.
 Hosebag: Oh my god don't let my Doberman see this.
 Yam: I like this.
 tamarindo: As advertised.
Image 147669   12-01-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
780
 
 Shay: Oh you know, just thinking tiger things...
 Dan Tagonistic: Thhrp
 Annoying Vegan : Pawesome!
 Mr. Butt: A handsome cat.
 Knice: *swipes right*
Image 147668   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
505
 
 scribbs: He's actually a helium-filled balloon.
 eider: Wanna meet that dad.
 LaeMi: Just making sure his daughter's date knows to respect the curfew.
 Zukero: I wouldn't jump that way with a buttoned vest.
 whiplash: Hai Karate aftershave making a comeback.
 ThatGuy: Glad to see dad's don't change much by hemisphere
 Mr. Butt: SCHUWATCH!
 grizzly: Yatta!
Image 147667   12-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
336
 
 Shay: Not seen: D E T H
 deeeeeeeez: "About 7 grand a piece. Why do you ask?"
 DrinkMixMan: Hi Ga, Me DrinkMixMan
 Zukero: Try another mirror...
 Knice: "Yeah, it's pretty big, I guess."
Image 147666   12-01-16   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
606
 
 DrinkMixMan: @itskando. Heheh. Heheh. Oh, yeah! Heheh, heheh.
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan Eheheh. Hard.
 ThatGuy: @Mr. Butt this is a high school in Dakota, they have two mascots.
 deeeeeeeez: @Mr. Butt Because his degree in English is the reason he is changing the signs and not owning the shop..
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Wood.
 Butcherboy: There was nothing on sale that week
 Mr. Butt: I literally have no idea why a hardware store should care.
Image 147665   12-01-16   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
256
 
 antipatterns: UCONN bus drivers are notoriously bad. One was convicted of negligent homicide while I was a student there. What can you expect from some students with minimal training?
 DrinkMixMan: Literally or figuratively?
 Peter Pantsless: Yes, UCONN!
Image 147664   12-01-16   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
482
 
 mrwiffler: Sounds pretty good actually(as noted below)
 a robot: I really thought it said "Weed with robots in hell" and I got all excited :(
 Headoftheclass: Man, don't be @ThatGuy
 sparename: But didn't that god-bloke invent marrijiuhawwannah?? It grows at the side of the road in lucky countries, religious people shouldn't hate their god-given treasures
 Mr. Butt: @Ulillillia She'd still be all weird and self-deprecating. "He's probably just fisting me to be polite."
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Weird orgies, wild parties, and unleashed passions would probably cheer her up at least.
 ThatGuy: If you have to qualify orgies as wierd, you've clearly not been to an orgy
 San DoDo: not even ounce
 Scoo: Not recommended for children, but you know, not prohibited either.
 grizzly: Sign me up!
 Wookiee: All of these promises and I've never seen the payoff.
 Lestrange: Lust yes, makes me horny as hell but never seen it injected. Makes me want to 420 like a gangsta.
 Mr. Butt: WeedHorn?
 Dabajabaza: I like the mustard and ketchup motif, gives me a hankering for some french fries.
 kalligrapher: Well .. this is very effective advertising. Now I want some.
 pastme: How come you can't buy the injectable version anymore?
 Ulillillia: Hell puts the h in marihuana
 annterland: Their IM technique is flawless
 Peter Pantsless: Well now I REALLY want some marihuana
Image 147663   12-01-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
593
 
 Lestrange: Little brown eye/noseynose/fluffyfloof babe. Heart!
Image 147662   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
215
 
 Winterneuro: James Hetfield?
 whiplash: Jeremy Corbyn imagines he's speaking to thousands of loyal followers, is really talking to a squirrel in the park.
 Lestrange: Nice booze goggles dude
 kalligrapher: @Mr. Butt Having seen them in concert ... his voice was kinda echoey. Obviously it was very spacious up there.
 Mr. Butt: @kalligrapher Not that I can endorse much of what Jack Whitehall does, but he has this great joke about the time he was going to see U2..."They cancelled the show because Bono had a neck complaint. Which makes sense, since he's had his head up his arse for 20 years."
 Dabajabaza: When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back, so make sure to trim your nose hairs!
 kalligrapher: Exactly how far is this man up his own backside .. on a scale of one to too far?
Image 147661   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
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