Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

lolnotrly uploaded 262993 (862 points)
Yam uploaded 263306 (852 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262885 (818 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 262968 (811 points)
piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 3019 points
 2. WannaBee: 2368 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2063 points
 4. The Turks: 2047 points
 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: zazzer.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 801
Registered users online in past hour: 731

Average image score (last 24 hours): 322

Total number of comments: 1379628
Total number of images: 263357



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 133603
XP needed for green ranking: 38672
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
576
 
 dsdavis008: rhinonihr
 Hosebag: It's a real life puke-me-poop-ewe.
 NoRagrets: @jochenau Perfect.
 whiplash: Pushmepullyous really exist!
 jochenau: butthorn
Image 147670   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Dampumple
Score:
694
 
 SpaceCow: Squirrel Girl can't afford something on the level of the Batmobile but she does try.
 Headoftheclass: No, honey. I'm just driving home from wor-SKWERL!
 sparename: Not a secret
 carpwoman: Totes adorbz.
 Darmstadtium: Awesome.
 Zukero: Waiting til the birds leave.
 Hosebag: Oh my god don't let my Doberman see this.
 Yam: I like this.
 tamarindo: As advertised.
Image 147669   12-01-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
780
 
 Shay: Oh you know, just thinking tiger things...
 Dan Tagonistic: Thhrp
 Annoying Vegan : Pawesome!
 Mr. Butt: A handsome cat.
 Knice: *swipes right*
Image 147668   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
505
 
 scribbs: He's actually a helium-filled balloon.
 eider: Wanna meet that dad.
 LaeMi: Just making sure his daughter's date knows to respect the curfew.
 Zukero: I wouldn't jump that way with a buttoned vest.
 whiplash: Hai Karate aftershave making a comeback.
 ThatGuy: Glad to see dad's don't change much by hemisphere
 Mr. Butt: SCHUWATCH!
 grizzly: Yatta!
Image 147667   12-01-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
336
 
 Shay: Not seen: D E T H
 deeeeeeeez: "About 7 grand a piece. Why do you ask?"
 DrinkMixMan: Hi Ga, Me DrinkMixMan
 Zukero: Try another mirror...
 Knice: "Yeah, it's pretty big, I guess."
Image 147666   12-01-16   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
606
 
 DrinkMixMan: @itskando. Heheh. Heheh. Oh, yeah! Heheh, heheh.
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan Eheheh. Hard.
 ThatGuy: @Mr. Butt this is a high school in Dakota, they have two mascots.
 deeeeeeeez: @Mr. Butt Because his degree in English is the reason he is changing the signs and not owning the shop..
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Wood.
 Butcherboy: There was nothing on sale that week
 Mr. Butt: I literally have no idea why a hardware store should care.
Image 147665   12-01-16   Uploaded by    metallica
Score:
256
 
 antipatterns: UCONN bus drivers are notoriously bad. One was convicted of negligent homicide while I was a student there. What can you expect from some students with minimal training?
 DrinkMixMan: Literally or figuratively?
 Peter Pantsless: Yes, UCONN!
Image 147664   12-01-16   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
482
 
 mrwiffler: Sounds pretty good actually(as noted below)
 a robot: I really thought it said "Weed with robots in hell" and I got all excited :(
 Headoftheclass: Man, don't be @ThatGuy
 sparename: But didn't that god-bloke invent marrijiuhawwannah?? It grows at the side of the road in lucky countries, religious people shouldn't hate their god-given treasures
 Mr. Butt: @Ulillillia She'd still be all weird and self-deprecating. "He's probably just fisting me to be polite."
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Butt Weird orgies, wild parties, and unleashed passions would probably cheer her up at least.
 ThatGuy: If you have to qualify orgies as wierd, you've clearly not been to an orgy
 San DoDo: not even ounce
 Scoo: Not recommended for children, but you know, not prohibited either.
 grizzly: Sign me up!
 Wookiee: All of these promises and I've never seen the payoff.
 Lestrange: Lust yes, makes me horny as hell but never seen it injected. Makes me want to 420 like a gangsta.
 Mr. Butt: WeedHorn?
 Dabajabaza: I like the mustard and ketchup motif, gives me a hankering for some french fries.
 kalligrapher: Well .. this is very effective advertising. Now I want some.
 pastme: How come you can't buy the injectable version anymore?
 Ulillillia: Hell puts the h in marihuana
 annterland: Their IM technique is flawless
 Peter Pantsless: Well now I REALLY want some marihuana
Image 147663   12-01-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
593
 
 Lestrange: Little brown eye/noseynose/fluffyfloof babe. Heart!
Image 147662   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
215
 
 Winterneuro: James Hetfield?
 whiplash: Jeremy Corbyn imagines he's speaking to thousands of loyal followers, is really talking to a squirrel in the park.
 Lestrange: Nice booze goggles dude
 kalligrapher: @Mr. Butt Having seen them in concert ... his voice was kinda echoey. Obviously it was very spacious up there.
 Mr. Butt: @kalligrapher Not that I can endorse much of what Jack Whitehall does, but he has this great joke about the time he was going to see U2..."They cancelled the show because Bono had a neck complaint. Which makes sense, since he's had his head up his arse for 20 years."
 Dabajabaza: When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back, so make sure to trim your nose hairs!
 kalligrapher: Exactly how far is this man up his own backside .. on a scale of one to too far?
Image 147661   12-01-16   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Page 1 ... 11566 11567 11568 11569 11570 11571 11572 ... 26335 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.