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258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

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Score:
382
 
 ThatGuy: @mexican right there with ya
 jochenau: @mexican Quite possibly both.
 mexican: I don't know if a lot of you are being dense on purpose or if this is some inside joke I'm not in on
 fanny: @ThatGuy GOOP is me...GOOP is you...GOOP is GOOP
 ThatGuy: @fanny and GOOP is...?
 Amy Housewine: Sign me up to the GOOP TROUPE.
 dobbiesdoogs: no that first letter's a "d," the democratic order of planets
 Peach: @Yam We all come from the goop, and we shall all return to the goop.
 fanny: @ThatGuy GOOP
 ThatGuy: I don't get it, what is this?
 Skinr: I always wondered what the Russian counterpart was to the people driving around my city with Confederate flags flying from their trucks
 jochenau: He's from the *friendly* version of the Soviet Union, obviously!
 Yam: @Mexico "Where are you from?" "The goop"
 Mexico: Upon first glance, I thought his shirt said "GOOP."
Image 147543   11-30-16   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
605
 
 DrinkMixMan: Begun, the Friendly Wars have
 BeagleMan44: So someone else had the same dream..
 DrinkMixMan: Where's the mascot?
 Peach: Just out defending the Goop.
 raditzu: @Skinr judging from my experience it's rather new star wars...
 ThatGuy: Burn them! Slaughter them with our love!
 Skinr: Raze's Hell sequel looks pretty slick
 jochenau: The Care Bears' true forms are pretty terrifying.
 Peter Pantsless: Hey, it's not funny. I lost friends that day. Their faces...my god...
Image 147542   11-30-16   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
414
 
 SpaceCow: He's hoping there is something delicious awaiting him on the poop deck.
 SunWukong: Captain pugwash.
 Peach: @Skinr I wish I could marry this pun and spend my days giggling and sighing in mock-exasperation at it.
 Skinr: pugboat
Image 147541   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Peach
Score:
774
 
 Beeble: That cat is dead now.
 2Berries: What a jerk
 Peach: This grills the cat.
 Ulillillia: Steve Martin had dark hair at one time
 Darkasnoon: Ironing out the folds of his beautiful people
 Darkasnoon: Ironing out the folds of his beautiful people
 Spazstatic: Sir, please stop ironing the cat. The waffles are over there.
 Mr. Butt: @Mr. Butt Upon further review, he is, in fact, ironing a cat. The "wild and crazy guy" joke would have been better.
 Mr. Butt: He's one domesticated and mentally sound guy!
Image 147540   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
428
 
 raditzu: Raiton: Rariatto
Image 147539   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
580
 
 Jaktai: That would be a terrible pirate.
 Eleftheros: I don't think it means what you think it means.
 scribbs: Poor Pirating 101
 SpaceCow: "They encourage a sort of charity vis a vi armament and stern looks."
 AverageJoe: pirates don't takes properties, they just copy them
 buttbear: Well duh. Anything a pirate takes was their property all along.
 Whatever: That's what politicians and lawyers do.
 a robot: UHHH
 Skinr: how the fuck do that birb's tiny wings support that massive head?!
 fanny: they will touch your booty though!
 Wet farts: Actually I'm pretty sure they take anything they can get their slimy pirate hands on.
 Dan Tagonistic: I'm reminded of the "Firemen" in Fahrenheit 451
 LaeMi: And that is why there is no such thing as a 'good pirate'.
Image 147538   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
215
 
 cArdent: @Mr. Shine "Oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?" "... I can't dance."
 funny in the wall: that manatee looks entirely too pleased with itself. no thank you
 thecraftywolf: grilledsloinwww.vat19burgeritem/manatea-tea-infuser
 Mr. Shine: Barbara manatee! (Manatee manatee!) You are the one for meeeee!
 UseYourName: oh chai there
 Teechur: What kind of tea is this? Manatea!
 jochenau: The Kermit mug looks pleased nonetheless.
 fanny: it just looks like it's bleeding.
 Dan Tagonistic: @LaeMi where will you be? etc etc
 Peter Pantsless: Man-a-tea
 LaeMi: Don't mind me, just turning the water brown here.
Image 147537   11-30-16   Uploaded by    dragon horn
Score:
438
 
 DrinkMixMan: @Mexico And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for meddling me!
 Yam: "How about I take a bite out of your ass, Linda"
 Yam: "Putting me in a stupid hat doesn't make me a goddamned detective, Linda"
 Mexico: Elementary, my dear Watson! I was the Hound of the Baskervilles the whole time!
Image 147536   11-30-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
664
 
 pastme: A clockwork lime?
 Skinr: @whiplash I think the wearing of a clock / urge to destroy clocks would make his piratical career a short one
 whiplash: Tonight on NBC: Flavor Flav as Captain Hook in "Peter Pan."
 Peach: @Skinr Due to your username (and my wacky brain) I read that first line as "Skin flute". And then my brain immediately jumped to "organ". It was quite an adventure.
 raditzu: Rule 34 goes too far sometimes...
 Skinr: Like flute, even concertina, organ, oboe, ocarina / Music is electric, Tingle Kooloo Limpah / Didn't I tell you to leave Tingle Ting alone, Impa?
 a robot: @jochenau @Peach ONE OF US ONE OF US
 Peach: *does secret purple hand-shake with @jochenau*
 jochenau: @Peach I'm purple again too! It's a Christmas miracle!!!
 fanny: @peach be on the lookout for this guy! #86597
 Ulillillia: How low can you go? Death row? What a brother know?
 Peach: @fanny Thanks, I've never had a parade in my honor before.
 fanny: @Peach congrats!!! enjoy the parade that will soon be coming by your house!
 Peach: What... what is this strange feeling? I'm... purple? MWA HA HA, those fools! Those fools made me purple and it shall be their undoing!
 Theta Zero: Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah! ...This is the magic cosplay that Tingle created himself. Don't steal it!
 Warrax: Yeah boyee
 Peach: Link = Me, Tingle = the Friendly Spaceship.
Image 147535   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
343
 
 antipatterns: Ugh heaven
 grizzly: How to hack the planet.
 a sedated moose: Pi was an interesting movie.
 BeagleMan44: Go back to sleep Neo.
 sparename: "Who turned off the gravity?"
 Sadbot: Me without cable management
 Higdec: Cyberpunk as hell
 raditzu: technovore!
 Skinr: follow the white rabbit
 Whatever: You know, a kvm switch would clear up some of that mess
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Nostalgia is comforting
 Coolguy: @Peter Pantsless Probs because you know how it is. :p
 Peter Pantsless: Why do I find this so comforting?
Image 147534   11-30-16   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
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