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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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 a sedated moose: You're an 'airy wizard!
 Teechur: Is this because my clothes get all over YOUR clothes?
 Annoying Vegan : I bring you peace, I bring you love!
 ThatGuy: Jesse, we have to borkf!
 Peter Pantsless: "Let's go for a walk! I don't care about rain, see?"
 mexican: Border Collies are the best dogs
 hat thrab: Let me tell you about Huey Lewis and the News.
 Yam: "Hurr durr look at me, I'm a human! I wear pieces of fabric all over my body and only walk on my hind legs hurrrr"
Image 147533   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
527
 
 AverageJoe: have you tried turning it on and off again?
 Sadbot: "Is it critical that any of it be properly lubricated or secured? Who cares? That's an OSHA problem."
 Teechur: Looks like a stocking-stuffer to me!
 raditzu: Trust me! I'm an engineer!
 fanny: @Niels Bohr Douche is less duchy than Axe.
 Niels Bohr: Douchey, dumb phone. I'm not talking about royalty or peerage here.
 Niels Bohr: @Cami IRL I only use WD40 as a body spray. Less duchy than Axe.
 Yam: My name is Yam and I'm a prepper.
 Cami: IRL I only use WD40 as a cleaner.
 Cami: One stop does it all!
Image 147532   11-30-16   Uploaded by    hanky
Score:
517
 
 whiplash: So, you want go the mall and hang out?
 Skinr: @Yam "Now I will kill you."
 jochenau: I keep forgetting about this post.
 Yam: "You look like a pooped out pinwheel!"
Image 147531   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
599
 
 SpaceCow: The old Spicy Nacho Cheese.
 petepuma: whatever you do - DO NOT TURN ON THE JACUZZI
 AverageJoe: there is that thing called the hot sauce bath challenge...
 Sadbot: For when your skin is too perfect and smooth
 raditzu: Damn, woman, move out! You're spoiling the Doritos!!1!
 Ulillillia: I have the weirdest nachos.
 Jotun: @jochenau Not immediately, no. You have to work up to that. I'd suggest starting with fritos then work your way up. Pro tip: don't use spicy nachos.
 Jotun: @mexican I'd still eat them. I was going to make a crude joke about eating everything in that tub, but I am trying to stay classy.
 mexican: Doritos contaminated now, 0/10 would not consume.
 Warrax: False advertising. There's clearly some cool ranch in that tub.
 WTF: All that AND a bag of chips.
 jochenau: I can't imagine it being comfortable having Doritos on my genitals.
 RalphyNoPants: I'll bring the sour cream.
 LaeMi: 'Merican Beauty
Image 147530   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
511
 
 Mr. Shine: Borkf-stronauts
 a robot: Dogs.....IN SPAAAAAAACE
 LaeMi: They are off to sniff Uranus.
 Peter Pantsless: Pom-Uranians
Image 147529   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
382
 
 Thyming: @Mr. Butt That, plus endless amounts of dank maymays, my dude.
 Jotun: parentinghorn
 Mr. Butt: @Thyming Somebody just watched the new JonTron :D
 Warrax: @a robot That was my first instinct, but I decided to go with the egg thing instead. You inspired me to look it up though youtube.com/…
 Thyming: Michael Jordan has already told you to stop it.
 a robot: I learned it from watching YOOOUUUUUUU
 Warrax: Not enough fried eggs.
Image 147528   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
458
 
 SpaceCow: "I just wanted to look like a man. Now the beard has a life of it's own. Shave me!"
 Mr. Shine: This guy is a douchebeard.
 Skinr: "Watch the chin-humpers, Gordon!"
 fanny: i have a feeling it also smells like sea life
 illBilliam: I thought googly eyes made everything better... now I don't know what to believe.
 Warrax: No less than you deserve. Probably. I don't know you. But probably.
Image 147527   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
286
 
 perd hapley: I didn't know Donnie Darko played Pokemon Go.
 Zukero: Raaaad world.
 Coolguy: Dude, just transfer them already.
 Ulillillia: And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad. A phone that's one-third charged is the worst I've ever had.
 underwear: Dammit. Now I have to go listen to that entire song and possibly album.
Image 147526   11-30-16   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
342
 
 Whatever: Since Congress has cut down FDA inspector budgets there is nothing wrong about this, right?
 Spazstatic: I'd try it...
 Ulillillia: All riiiight
 Peter Pantsless: I'm never going to Bob's Burgers again
 LaeMi: Murder is meat.
Image 147525   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
433
 
 SpaceCow: She completely misunderstands that he's looking for some Chick tracts.
 AverageJoe: cheesy...
 Fancy Clown: "My name's Ted. Ted Bundy."
 Spazstatic: Blondie disapproves.
 Warrax: So... KFC and then dancing? I think you can do better, lady.
 Fishy: What can possibly go wrong.
Image 147524   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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