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249524  Side Boob: Same

249520  Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?

249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

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249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.



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Score:
1095
 
 jochenau: @a robot I don't know, maybe MLK was one-eighth robot?
 perd hapley: @Knice Holy shit was MLK a Vulcan? That...actually kinda makes sense.
 fanny: @shitshow it is quit the shitshow, isn't it?
 shitshow: He had a beautiful dream. Now we have a terrible nightmare.
 Warrax: Where have all the heroes gone?
 hat thrab: @a robot In second grade I thought I was raising my hand for the part of an elf, but instead I was assigned gender-swapped Santa in the Christmas play. I almost cried. In retrospect, that teacher was pretty awesome though.
 a robot: True story: In 5th grade I played the part of MLK's grandma in a class play about the Civil Rights movement. I am......not of the right complexion for that role. I feel like it was still a good learning experience for all involved though
 EvilOtter: This is clearly photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels. I've seen a lot of shoops in my day. Totally not real.
 Lestrange: @Knice acquired via repeated police beatings. Hero.
 fanny: 86?! WHO THE FUCK BAD VOTED M ELF K????
 Knice: I never noticed his lil elf ears! M ELF K, amirite!?
Image 147503   11-30-16   Uploaded by    thecraftywolf
Score:
418
 
 Beeble: Sploosh.
 jochenau: This would make slightly more sense in a book but on a wall it's just...odd, and disturbing. Also the boy apparently has a blowhole, and the girl has a little wing on her left hip.
 shitshow: See Dick. Dick is eating. Dick is eating that ass like the Thursday before payday.
 Lestrange: I'm all like Wut?
 Mr. Butt: Sign me the fuck up!
 dobbiesdoogs: look, see jane. see jane shit. shit jane shit.
Image 147502   11-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
384
 
 AverageJoe: [stares in 'murican]
 Mr. Whiskers: Hank, this isn't propane
 petepuma: hwhat
 Knice: "Just hah qualeteh weed, mah frund."
Image 147501   11-30-16   Uploaded by    mark64
Score:
376
 
 drtofu: Ask Texas about the first panel
 Lestrange: This depressed me.
Image 147500   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
557
 
 shitshow: Bumpkin
 Lestrange: Soup recipe.
 Knice: Jackrabbit-o'-lantern
 ButtNutz: Silly Rabbit, tricks and treats are for kids!
 LaeMi: Alien re-enactment.
Image 147499   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
355
 
 Gomi Day: i couldn't NOT look it up. "Ayres is married to theatre producer Dudley Russell, and they have two sons, William and James. They live in the Cotswolds and keep rare breeds of cattle, as well as sheep, pigs, chickens, and guinea fowl. Ayres is a keen gardener and beekeeper. She is a patron of the British Hen Welfare Trust and Cheltenham Animal Shelter." :)
 LaeMi: I have to rephrase: "Will anybody *worth staying married to* marry me?"
 Peter Pantsless: same :(
 Mr. Whiskers: I will...I have a fetish for Fire Marshal Bill impressions
 Bast Relief: A closeted gay state senator who needs a family to keep up appearances.
 Ulillillia: In modern times she'd just make a webcomic
 Lestrange: Sorry Pam but equal marriage wasn't a thing back then.
 EvilOtter: I saw a video on the internet one time.....
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Blissful myth by rudimentary peni sums up my thoughts on marriage refer to that kindly pam ayres if that really is your name.
 WaffleIron: Marmaduke will.
Image 147498   11-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
888
 
 JohnCarcinogen: @Yam The rhyme animal.
 Mr. Whiskers: You put that label on the buoy, but you didn't bother to put a clock on it? Lazy.
 shitshow: Holla at yo buoy!
 Knice: @Yam My buoyd
 Yam: @Knice You broke the chain.
 Knice: Fuccbuoy if you're brave enough.
 Yam: @Mr. Butt Once again back is the incredible
 Mr. Butt: @a sedated moose How low can you go? Death row? What a brother know?
 a sedated moose: Bass!
Image 147497   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
367
 
 a sedated moose: A match made in heav... actually, not sure where the match was made, but, they're perfect for each other.
Image 147496   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
429
 
 GroanWorthy: Batman villans are strange sometimes.
 PenguinBartender: Next Silent Hill looking...well...not weirder, but at least fancier than its predecessors.
 Annoying Vegan : Swarov-ski mask
 Dreforian: In the future EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL LIKE ME
 petepuma: early hat designs were not successful.
 ch: So, Diamond-Face, we meet again! No, over here. Turn a little to your right ... more, more okay ... good. So!
 jochenau: @WaffleIron A-heckin'-men.
 WaffleIron: Thank god it's not teeth.
 LaeMi: No wonder you couldn't afford a properly-made jacket!
Image 147495   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
544
 
 Slaws: the Safeway near my house has the same toy/setup????
 BeagleMan44: That sign led to several arrests.
 ChubbyBuddy: after six hours, an unattended dog managed to buy every item in the store.
 Hyphae: "Oh my God, what the hell are you doing!?" "Duh, I'm pleasing this squeeze toy- you gonna bag this up or what?"
 antipatterns: O.J. Simpson Jail Break!
 Warrax: This checkstand clean. This checkstand juicy.
 Mr. Butt: lol irl
 LaeMi: That's what he said!
Image 147494   11-30-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
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