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272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.



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Score:
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 Urn BooUrn: Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
 Knice: I didn't that Glamour Shots was still a thing!
 Warrax: He's lion.
 Mad Collager: Just look at that expression of pride on his face!
 sparename: "Simbaesque - Purrveyors of LeoMerkins to Smaller Felidae"
Image 147483   11-30-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
248
 
 trelyate: he sees you when you're peeing
 Headoftheclass: "Don't ask, don't tell" Santa
 jochenau: Oh also, I just now realized that it's probably supposed to be a normal Santa and not a cyclops skull.
 jochenau: @fanny argh yes.
 fanny: @jochenau or the squishy toilet seats :-P
 jochenau: @Peach I'm always slightly disturbed by the people who have those carpet covers on their toilet lids.
 dobbiesdoogs: come sit on santa's lap...you can leave *me* a gift this time ho ho ho
 Peach: Make sure to close the lid when you flush so that you can cover Santa in aerosolized feces.
 sparename: I think that pissing in his face would come under "NAUGHTY" - unless there was some kind of fetishism involved
Image 147482   11-30-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
663
 
 Flarmie: This is somebody's fetish.
 Coolguy: Ok, ok. This is seapunk, right?
 a sedated moose: @Knice Damn, what those puns do?
 Warrax: Catfished
 Knice: The Little Purrmaid
 dobbiesdoogs: the kitty mermaid
 LaeMi: Anatomically correct. (*for certain values of 'correct' only)
Image 147481   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
478
 
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron "..." :P
 WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless : I always enjoy G-G but Nov 7th there has to take the cake.
 Peter Pantsless: Honestly I like "Bizarro" more than most of the newspaper comics I see. Although some are really funny, with some modifications: tinyurl.com/…
Image 147480   11-30-16   Uploaded by    matos
Score:
313
 
 SpaceCow: Cut to a picture of DHL airlifting the whole thing.
 time is wastin: @Fett4life yes
 Annoying Vegan : Sick burn
 Fett4life: In the spirit of Coke vs. Pepsi
 Shay: He got Fed up.
Image 147479   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
523
 
 tib gubb: punk chicks
Image 147478   11-30-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
Score:
470
 
 whiplash: Haw haw haw hors e
 Mad Collager: Don't you call my girlfriend a dog!
 dobbiesdoogs: ey gurl
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @LaeMi ha! Look at the chompers on that girlfriend eh? EH?!
 LaeMi: Is your girlfriend a bit mouthy?
Image 147477   11-30-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
524
 
 a robot: @LaeMi I also thought it was a wee turtle being tucked into bed by the friendly ocean
 NoRagrets: That is clearly a blanket and not water.
 LaeMi: @funny in the wall - I though it was a wee turtle. But I am not sure now.
 funny in the wall: the rock is hydrophobic. (or is the water lithophobic?)
 LaeMi: Screw the ocean. I do what I want.
 champeen: Splosh
Image 147476   11-30-16   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
276
 
 Mr. Shine: Noregrets.jpg
 Headoftheclass: Damn, how long was this pic sitting in the queue?
 Fett4life: The sweet mess of success.
 itskando: Should hang out with cool dog
 Peter Pantsless: "I found it all, rabbit. Happy Easter, motherfucker."
Image 147475   11-30-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
Score:
605
 
 Bast Relief: Ferdinand
 Mr. Shine: That's a bonny coo!
 Mr. Butt: That is a handsome yak.
Image 147474   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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