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248679  grizzly: One million ants

248664  Not A Bot: half the time i don't know what you kids are talking about

248680  DrinkMixMan: anime

248672  dangerkeith3000: How have I never seen this joke before?

248638  Robespierre: Kept on ticking

248678  dangerkeith3000: Fuck 'all

248680  dangerkeith3000: @Yurishiro Hey now!

248688  Warrax: I was pretty skilled with the M-16 plotting board back in my service days.

248685  dangerkeith3000: Her name is Crystal.

248686  dangerkeith3000: DAD?

248688  dangerkeith3000: That's nothing. In 9th grade I bought a TI-89.

248661  Robespierre: Stargazy aspic looks rather grim

248667  mwoody: OH................................................................................................................................YEAH

248664  Robespierre: @antipatterns Their pizza is wobblier than most

248668  DrNinjaman: I'm paralyzed with island rhythms

248685  mwoody: Narrator: "Crystal Light: official beverage of the Slender Man." Model: "And women!"

248674  Robespierre: Jaunty!

248670  raditzu: I'd eat that.

248687  Nope: No u stay!

248690  barfolomew: Credit to The Onion.

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1. Air Biscuit
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
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6. Mr. Shine
7. Robespierre
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9. Christina
10. Side Boob

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248680 DrinkMixMan: anime

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248517 raditzu: Hoff, the early days.

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248465 titular role: lolz @Annoying Vegan

248456 Science: @ignatz: But it's already been done, hasn't it?

248470 Greifer: i take eight!

248461 tib gubb: you can't arrest me if you can't come in!

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 Nothing: Bob Johnson

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 2. Supermansbrother: 8294 points
 3. barfolomew: 6195 points
 4. ChubbyBuddy: 3356 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2448 points
 6. Side Boob: 2432 points
 7. Bagels: 2278 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2222 points
 9. Nope: 2114 points
10. dingding: 2111 points
11. Shay: 1970 points
12. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
13. Yurishiro: 1860 points
14. Springbok: 1770 points
15. violentwrath: 1723 points
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 Urn BooUrn: Everything the light touches is my kingdom.
 Knice: I didn't that Glamour Shots was still a thing!
 Warrax: He's lion.
 Mad Collager: Just look at that expression of pride on his face!
 sparename: "Simbaesque - Purrveyors of LeoMerkins to Smaller Felidae"
Image 147483   11-30-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 trelyate: he sees you when you're peeing
 Headoftheclass: "Don't ask, don't tell" Santa
 jochenau: Oh also, I just now realized that it's probably supposed to be a normal Santa and not a cyclops skull.
 jochenau: @fanny argh yes.
 fanny: @jochenau or the squishy toilet seats :-P
 jochenau: @Peach I'm always slightly disturbed by the people who have those carpet covers on their toilet lids.
 dobbiesdoogs: come sit on santa's can leave *me* a gift this time ho ho ho
 Peach: Make sure to close the lid when you flush so that you can cover Santa in aerosolized feces.
 sparename: I think that pissing in his face would come under "NAUGHTY" - unless there was some kind of fetishism involved
Image 147482   11-30-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
 Flarmie: This is somebody's fetish.
 Coolguy: Ok, ok. This is seapunk, right?
 a sedated moose: @Knice Damn, what those puns do?
 Warrax: Catfished
 Knice: The Little Purrmaid
 dobbiesdoogs: the kitty mermaid
 LaeMi: Anatomically correct. (*for certain values of 'correct' only)
Image 147481   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Peter Pantsless: @WaffleIron "..." :P
 WaffleIron: @Peter Pantsless : I always enjoy G-G but Nov 7th there has to take the cake.
 Peter Pantsless: Honestly I like "Bizarro" more than most of the newspaper comics I see. Although some are really funny, with some modifications:…
Image 147480   11-30-16   Uploaded by    matos
 SpaceCow: Cut to a picture of DHL airlifting the whole thing.
 time is wastin: @Fett4life yes
 Annoying Vegan : Sick burn
 Fett4life: In the spirit of Coke vs. Pepsi
 Shay: He got Fed up.
Image 147479   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
 tib gubb: punk chicks
Image 147478   11-30-16   Uploaded by    jazzjunkie
 whiplash: Haw haw haw hors e
 Mad Collager: Don't you call my girlfriend a dog!
 dobbiesdoogs: ey gurl
 ThoughtlessGentleman: @LaeMi ha! Look at the chompers on that girlfriend eh? EH?!
 LaeMi: Is your girlfriend a bit mouthy?
Image 147477   11-30-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 a robot: @LaeMi I also thought it was a wee turtle being tucked into bed by the friendly ocean
 NoRagrets: That is clearly a blanket and not water.
 LaeMi: @funny in the wall - I though it was a wee turtle. But I am not sure now.
 funny in the wall: the rock is hydrophobic. (or is the water lithophobic?)
 LaeMi: Screw the ocean. I do what I want.
 VoR: Splosh
Image 147476   11-30-16   Uploaded by    redbranch
 Mr. Shine: Noregrets.jpg
 Headoftheclass: Damn, how long was this pic sitting in the queue?
 Fett4life: The sweet mess of success.
 itskando: Should hang out with cool dog
 Peter Pantsless: "I found it all, rabbit. Happy Easter, motherfucker."
Image 147475   11-30-16   Uploaded by    mission2mars
 Bast Relief: Ferdinand
 Mr. Shine: That's a bonny coo!
 Mr. Butt: That is a handsome yak.
Image 147474   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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