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272832  a robot: It was photoshop that gave us this """gem"""

272882  Dr Awkward: This little dude isnt even in kindergarten yet?! He looks like the guy that got the faculty position I interviewed for.

272882  Mr. Butt: This kid looks 8 years old.

272871  Dr Awkward: @fanny I dont know that band

272875  Not A Bot: NOW KITH

272854  a robot: It's like Rainbow Road only steel

272868  a robot: That sure is someone's kitchen all right

272662  crazymothaofa: To Pimp a Butterfly

272809  UnknownSample: Damn you, human brain; seeing faces everywhere.

272879  wolfpk: This cat would make a good Bond villain.

272823  UnknownSample: Quit it Harvey.

272880  wolfpk: Cheese wrapper

272445  Littlecraftywolf: thats gonna be a yikes from me

272864  UnknownSample: I prefer lemonade.

272835  Shay: Shit...I'm trippin' balls here, someone laced the catnip.

272843  Shay: Time to make the cheese.

272849  matos: If only this was in fashion for boys, I'd be doing alright.

272855  Shay: *looks up at bird*

272875  Shay: 100 Proof Yogurt Ass

272838  Pingu IRL: hell yeah

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272816 tib gubb: crustaceans don't really have a prefrontal cortex - also they are delicious

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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Score:
359
 
 Austin: Is this a Goomba from the live action marin? All I remember is that they are scary
 BeagleMan44: Pinhead with a staph infection is scarier
 petepuma: Mr. Clean really let it go.
 Beef Supreme: Daddy?
 Mr. Shine: @annterland It goes Camel Toe, then Moose Knuckle, then Wookie Wallet, according to Urban Dictionary.
 Fett4life: @Shay Man, that rabbit hole is a bitch
 annterland: @WTF "wookie", is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 WTF: Never shave a Wookie.
 Wookiee: Butterball looking good.
 Shay: This is what happens when you take both pills.
Image 147473   11-30-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
476
 
 CheezGrater: @cenecia Roly loly
 cenecia: C'mon c'mon get down with the bourgeoise
 Shorts Leng: I hate to say this, but I think there may be a radical leftist element within American society.
 Nymphomania: @Hiddentigerma No one else has stiffer top lips..in our genes to rage only on the inside
 Hiddentigerma: Never understood this problem to be honest. Why can't people just ignore each other like the english do?
 Peter Pantsless: mfw my hall-of-fame image by @a robot got downvoted into oblivion
Image 147472   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
437
 
 Fancy Clown: @whiplash It's the opposite of a nearthing
 whiplash: Jason Statham: "Penny farthing? Dude, this is a DOLLAR farthing. Um, what's a farthing anyway?"
 Fett4life: Replace bars with full stretch ape hangers and, RAD!
 guest: this is a really weird and elaborate way of trying to attract a mate
 Frank herbert: Would be funnier if chain was on little wheels
 sparename: Impracticality level - 11/10
Image 147471   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
228
 
 Frank herbert: Rafael killed him. See passed and loaded in the statement.
 Himesama: I'm glad his parents told him the truth.Also Steph sounds murderish.
 Hiddentigerma: Kids don't beat around the bush.
Image 147470   11-30-16   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Image 147469 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deepfriedsoap. We'll pray for you, deepfriedsoap.
Score:
557
 
 Mitchell: That would be my 90 pound dog: he saved as much poop as possible for five days and proceeded to unload four massive dumps the night he got back home.
 LaeMi: We have very good cleaning staff here, so pooping at work is a joy.
 DrinkMixMan: For you to poop on?
 Hyphae: @MasterTwig also for porn
 annterland: Don't poop at work. Just....don't.
 SomeCanadian: Have to disagree. The ever present errant pubic hair on the seat unsettled me. @MasterTwig
 MasterTwig: At work is better. I mean, how can you beat getting paid to poop?
 funny in the wall: also for porn
Image 147468   11-30-16   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
640
 
 a sedated moose: I don't have a witty comment, this is just a really cool photo; thanks @Fanny.
 Frank herbert: Creepy.
Image 147467   11-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
579
 
 SpaceCow: "I'm taller than you, therefore I'm in charge."
 Fett4life: Wondertwin powers. Activate!
 Knice: Now hiss.
 jochenau: Bro, don't dissssturb me while I'm lifting.
 Wet farts: Did he heckin warn ya?
 Hyphae: Oh nose! Watch out snek! Oh, I cat look...
 SomeCanadian: I loves you danger noodle.
 Peter Pantsless: sneaky boop
 Coolguy: Deadly boop
 ThatGuy: Fa evarb
Image 147466   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
781
 
 annterland: @cArdent SCREEEEeeee
 cArdent: @annterland To be fair, Hollywood seems to be pretty convinced that kookaburras live anywhere there's jungle. But they also think all birds of prey sound like Red-Tailed Hawks so who knows.
 SpaceCow: "What? You never seen a two stone kookaburra before?"
 trelyate: my spirit animal
 whiplash: "I'll just sit here in the old gum tree and catch my breath."
 Shay: Birdie would you like some sausage?
 tib gubb: "I regret nothing"
 annterland: @El hefe for once, hell naw.
 Borkf: @El hefe *'stralia
 El hefe: Murica
 Peter Pantsless: Jaunty!
 SomeCanadian: What will those kooky Australians think of next?
 fanny: he looks ok with his decision.
Image 147465   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
382
 
 hexxx: The Green Lumpen
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm hoping that he also gets a chance to rewind and rethink his choices
 Shay: Meanwhile, everyone else in the background are thinking "Why is this prick doing a half-assed Nazi salute?"
 Himesama: Your 'life IS strange.
 Borkf: @ieremia Neither does he. HEY-OHHHH!
 sparename: "I daren't touch her - even though she isn't there. If she isn't there again tomorrow I'll wish, I'll wish, she goes away"
 ieremia: I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: Arm about a foot away from an imaginary woman. And the hoverhand award goes to...
 Peter Pantsless: Anyway, here's WonderHal
 ButtNutz: Gotta catch em all.
Image 147464   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
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