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262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

262959  Sandor: So if I can't get hired by McDonald's, does that make me a winner?

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
359
 
 Austin: Is this a Goomba from the live action marin? All I remember is that they are scary
 BeagleMan44: Pinhead with a staph infection is scarier
 petepuma: Mr. Clean really let it go.
 Beef Supreme: Daddy?
 Mr. Shine: @annterland It goes Camel Toe, then Moose Knuckle, then Wookie Wallet, according to Urban Dictionary.
 Fett4life: @Shay Man, that rabbit hole is a bitch
 annterland: @WTF "wookie", is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 WTF: Never shave a Wookie.
 Wookiee: Butterball looking good.
 Shay: This is what happens when you take both pills.
Image 147473   11-30-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
476
 
 CheezGrater: @cenecia Roly loly
 cenecia: C'mon c'mon get down with the bourgeoise
 antipatterns: I hate to say this, but I think there may be a radical leftist element within American society.
 VoR: @Hiddentigerma No one else has stiffer top lips..in our genes to rage only on the inside
 Hiddentigerma: Never understood this problem to be honest. Why can't people just ignore each other like the english do?
 Peter Pantsless: mfw my hall-of-fame image by @a robot got downvoted into oblivion
Image 147472   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
437
 
 Fancy Clown: @whiplash It's the opposite of a nearthing
 whiplash: Jason Statham: "Penny farthing? Dude, this is a DOLLAR farthing. Um, what's a farthing anyway?"
 Fett4life: Replace bars with full stretch ape hangers and, RAD!
 guest: this is a really weird and elaborate way of trying to attract a mate
 Frank herbert: Would be funnier if chain was on little wheels
 sparename: Impracticality level - 11/10
Image 147471   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
228
 
 Frank herbert: Rafael killed him. See passed and loaded in the statement.
 Himesama: I'm glad his parents told him the truth.Also Steph sounds murderish.
 Hiddentigerma: Kids don't beat around the bush.
Image 147470   11-30-16   Uploaded by    BaconCake
Image 147469 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by deepfriedsoap. Boo, deepfriedsoap.
Score:
557
 
 Mitchell: That would be my 90 pound dog: he saved as much poop as possible for five days and proceeded to unload four massive dumps the night he got back home.
 LaeMi: We have very good cleaning staff here, so pooping at work is a joy.
 DrinkMixMan: For you to poop on?
 Hyphae: @MasterTwig also for porn
 annterland: Don't poop at work. Just....don't.
 SomeCanadian: Have to disagree. The ever present errant pubic hair on the seat unsettled me. @MasterTwig
 MasterTwig: At work is better. I mean, how can you beat getting paid to poop?
 funny in the wall: also for porn
Image 147468   11-30-16   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
640
 
 a sedated moose: I don't have a witty comment, this is just a really cool photo; thanks @Fanny.
 Frank herbert: Creepy.
Image 147467   11-30-16   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
579
 
 SpaceCow: "I'm taller than you, therefore I'm in charge."
 Fett4life: Wondertwin powers. Activate!
 Knice: Now hiss.
 jochenau: Bro, don't dissssturb me while I'm lifting.
 Wet farts: Did he heckin warn ya?
 Hyphae: Oh nose! Watch out snek! Oh, I cat look...
 SomeCanadian: I loves you danger noodle.
 Peter Pantsless: sneaky boop
 Coolguy: Deadly boop
 ThatGuy: Fa evarb
Image 147466   11-30-16   Uploaded by    ButtNutz
Score:
781
 
 annterland: @cArdent SCREEEEeeee
 cArdent: @annterland To be fair, Hollywood seems to be pretty convinced that kookaburras live anywhere there's jungle. But they also think all birds of prey sound like Red-Tailed Hawks so who knows.
 SpaceCow: "What? You never seen a two stone kookaburra before?"
 trelyate: my spirit animal
 whiplash: "I'll just sit here in the old gum tree and catch my breath."
 Shay: Birdie would you like some sausage?
 tib gubb: "I regret nothing"
 annterland: @El hefe for once, hell naw.
 Borkf: @El hefe *'stralia
 El hefe: Murica
 Peter Pantsless: Jaunty!
 SomeCanadian: What will those kooky Australians think of next?
 fanny: he looks ok with his decision.
Image 147465   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
382
 
 hexxx: The Green Lumpen
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm hoping that he also gets a chance to rewind and rethink his choices
 Shay: Meanwhile, everyone else in the background are thinking "Why is this prick doing a half-assed Nazi salute?"
 Himesama: Your 'life IS strange.
 Borkf: @ieremia Neither does he. HEY-OHHHH!
 sparename: "I daren't touch her - even though she isn't there. If she isn't there again tomorrow I'll wish, I'll wish, she goes away"
 ieremia: I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: Arm about a foot away from an imaginary woman. And the hoverhand award goes to...
 Peter Pantsless: Anyway, here's WonderHal
 ButtNutz: Gotta catch em all.
Image 147464   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
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