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267609  Mr Bleak: They the two happiest days of your life are the day you bought a boat ... and the day you sell it.

267960  Butcherboy: Inky no!!!

267963  Butcherboy: Picky, picky, picky

267953  FabricMan: I know the joke is those bookmarks in the browser window, but this photo is too small not to Bad

267971  Peddy Tenderglass: After posting this picture, Jeff looked in the mirror to admire his new cosplay mask. It was then that he realized, something smelled fishy.

267963  bug: What a hedgester.

267962  Spazstatic: You might want to see a doctor about that.

267952  Spazstatic: @KnowLifer or a fashion designer/art student.

267950  Not A Bot: Stop it humanity, you're doing me a dispair

267869  brown tony: @Scoo lolol

267936  Micro Jackson: I know I've been whisking the cat for hours but it's still kinda lumpy

267940  Micro Jackson: Recursive

267942  Micro Jackson: C'mon pupper! Eat the homework like a good doggo!

267943  Micro Jackson: Low budget Titanic remake

267944  Micro Jackson: Off to wabbit skool!

267946  Micro Jackson: Gonna be hard to get the lasagne stains out

267947  Micro Jackson: ABSolutely not

267949  Micro Jackson: @hapi papi That's kinda the point. It makes as much sense as any other religion.

267951  Micro Jackson: 10: PRINT "BOOBS" 20: GOTO 10

267952  Micro Jackson: Why?

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267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

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267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267831 Teechur: The Redbox in our Walmart is actually blue. Perhaps this is a Walmartian stop sign?

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...

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 annterland: @cArdent SCREEEEeeee
 cArdent: @annterland To be fair, Hollywood seems to be pretty convinced that kookaburras live anywhere there's jungle. But they also think all birds of prey sound like Red-Tailed Hawks so who knows.
 SpaceCow: "What? You never seen a two stone kookaburra before?"
 trelyate: my spirit animal
 whiplash: "I'll just sit here in the old gum tree and catch my breath."
 Shay: Birdie would you like some sausage?
 tib gubb: "I regret nothing"
 annterland: @El hefe for once, hell naw.
 Borkf: @El hefe *'stralia
 El hefe: Murica
 Peter Pantsless: Jaunty!
 SomeCanadian: What will those kooky Australians think of next?
 fanny: he looks ok with his decision.
Image 147465   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Pepper
Score:
382
 
 hexxx: The Green Lumpen
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm hoping that he also gets a chance to rewind and rethink his choices
 Shay: Meanwhile, everyone else in the background are thinking "Why is this prick doing a half-assed Nazi salute?"
 Himesama: Your 'life IS strange.
 Borkf: @ieremia Neither does he. HEY-OHHHH!
 sparename: "I daren't touch her - even though she isn't there. If she isn't there again tomorrow I'll wish, I'll wish, she goes away"
 ieremia: I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: Arm about a foot away from an imaginary woman. And the hoverhand award goes to...
 Peter Pantsless: Anyway, here's WonderHal
 ButtNutz: Gotta catch em all.
Image 147464   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
284
 
 Amy Housewine: There were also sausages on the grill before #147465 got there.
 Beef Supreme: Snap his neck, pluck him, gut him, season with garlic and lemon pepper, add to the fire.
 Shay: Pineapple lives matter too you know.
 werterland: You should. That grill needs to be cleaned.
 SomeCanadian: What, for the live chicken that isn't nearly as delicious and marinated (yet)?
 DrinkMixMan: Almost.
Image 147463   11-30-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
696
 
 Headoftheclass: "Fistful of Datas": Worf [when getting involved in a saloon brawl] "I'm beginning to see the appeal of this program!"
 Headoftheclass: Hlja' !
 funny in the wall: Worf was raised by a Ukrainian couple. Orthodox Christianity is the dominant religion of Ukraine. Coincidence?
 El hefe: There is no honor in this
 Peter Pantsless: @questionable Funniest line in the entire series. I also like the part where Troi shoots Data with an arrow
 DrinkMixMan: @Borkf Okay, so maybe not Klingon but look at that head, definitely some sort of alien.
 Borkf: @fakeusername On closer inspection, it does appear to a different picture, just very similar looking. He was Greek/Turkish though, so still likely a white dude, just not a pasty one.
 fakeusername: @Borkf sure, he doesn't he look like a Klingon if you use a new painting where they made him a white dude
 Borkf: Sure, he looks like a Klingon if you alter the picture to make him look like one goo.gl/…
 questionable: captain, I must protest; I am not a merry man
Image 147462   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
648
 
 BeagleMan44: First heavenly kittah sitting atop the firmament.
 LaeMi: Sky-cat is ceiling-cat's supervisor.
 annterland: Ceiling cat is happy
 El hefe: The Sport Ka has already fed today
 fakeusername: Cata Morgana
Image 147461   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
316
 
 Frank herbert: @Peter Pantsless i hope its green
 annterland: @Peter Pantsless it's like the ice cream truck's music.
 ButtNutz: "Hey Brah, do ya know the reason I pulled you over?"
 mariofart: Seems legit.
 Peter Pantsless: hahaha what the fuck is the siren for?
 Urn BooUrn: I dare say, that car is going to get pulled over.
 WaffleIron: Calling car 420! Calling car 420!
Image 147460   11-30-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
426
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Its turtles all the way down
 BeagleMan44: Ninja turtles, you're doing it wrong.
 AstoriaBum: @LaeMi The Great A'Tuin in a rare mating ritual.
 LaeMi: Diskworld reference, of course!
Image 147459   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
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 Amy Housewine: By telling the truth, Pinocchio eventually became a real bo... plastic surgeon.
 ChubbyBuddy: sure i work out of a van, but i definitely hose it out every night.
 whiplash: As in, "keepin' it real." No medical education or license stated or implied.
 carpwoman: Yeah, good luck with that.
 tib gubb: it certainly sounds like a "good" idea
 funny in the wall: @Butcherboy Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
 Butcherboy: Hi Dr. Nick!
 Borkf: It says right here he went to "medical" school.
 scribbs: Smart lipo is Bluetooth enabled.
 WaffleIron: It's a GI joe in a lab coat.
Image 147458   11-30-16   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: War. War never changes.
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 Mr. Shine: Mr. Gorbachev, sax down that wall!
 jochenau: This machine kills fascists.
 ch: The wall is comprised of hurdy-gurdy men
 PenguinBartender: This February, Matt Damon stars in: The Great Wall (and he's bringing his vomiting saxophone).
 tritium: Now I understand what Miles Davis meant by "if you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know."
 Urn BooUrn: All in all, it's just another brick in the wall.
 scribbs: The Polka-Jazz War was the most horrific of war of the 20th century.
Image 147457   11-30-16   Uploaded by    SunWukong
Score:
562
 
 Frank herbert: Rimmer. Is that you?
 Hiddentigerma: @Peter Pantsless Let him.
 questionable: if only Oscar Wilde could see us now
 Peter Pantsless: This is getting out of hand. Also, ceiling man is watching you masturbate
 Ulillillia: Pounded in the Butt by the Library Study Room
Image 147456   11-30-16   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
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